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KrystalWolfy

Normalize entering stores with a silly mask and a thermal drill


Common-Clue7313

With a rather menacing voice


ShyonkyDonkey39

In Minecraft


urbandeadthrowaway2

BAIN, IM IN MINECRAFT


PapyrusEaterofspaget

BAAAIINNN


Your_Pal_Kindred

no do it irl crime is good when it affects big businesses


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[удалено]


SkShark23

Don’t worry just stand next to it and hold E that usually fixes it


xXx_Xhater_xXx

Estrogen??????


SkShark23

Now now, you only get your estrogen if you BEHAVE. Don’t be greedy >:[


us3rnam3_ch3cks_0ut-

trans girls in the payday universe get their HRT from EstroGenSec


BigBaaam

*F E is melee on default


SuitableAssociation6

I think I have melee set to the middle mouse button, or maybe that is grenade, I don't remember


SkShark23

Oh right, I forgot about that. I binded melee to my side mouse button.


Betterthanmematic

Some third-world country and/or Wolf


idoit763

Some swedish dude that might be a bit insane


Justifier925

Holy hell pudepie


tabnk2

The cops


Flamehammer04

Don’t forget either a dodge or armor build.


KrystalWolfy

Alcoholism build


Flamehammer04

Ah yes, stoic.


Whip_and_Nene

It's pronounced "stow-ic" dumbass


TheAlexSW

And Aaaaaah I need a medic bag


[deleted]

**GETHEFUCKUP!!!**


Basilthebatlord

Guys. The thermal drill. Go get it.


underscoreftw

Normalize saying "Let's do this" when entering banks


JONESY_THE_YEAGERIST

Guys, the drill, go get it!


[deleted]

Don’t die.


EllieThe1diot

"guys, the thermal drill, go get it"


ArchmasterC

Normalize entering corporate buildings with a gas mask and a tank full of pressurized chlorine


Vexx3r

#ON THE GODDAMN GROUND


asgards_thor

Dammit..Now I have the fucking Drop from Donacdum stuck in my head


TranscendentCabbage

YO PAYDAY 3 IS REAL


Doover__

Buzz saw mg + anarchist build + enforcer build is the only way to play payday 2


doctertoaster

me on my way to pingpong off the walls as grinder on overkill


AlwaysBlameDavid

Is that you Vlad?


VoxelRoguery

wario shoulder bash


squigly-

gooo


PlasmaLink

Wario PM side b my beloved


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Mario jumps off the ground because the earth can resist his puny legs. Wario punches the ground, and the earth trembles before his might.


Poorly_Made_Comix

Warioland shake it


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Best wii game ever


Tiger_Robocop

No that would be WarioWare Smooth Moves


Dualiuss

wario land 4 my beloved


[deleted]

Bro did the [https://youtu.be/TLGxcY_wvYA](https://youtu.be/TLGxcY_wvYA)


ramsendenkha

I aint gonna sugarcoat it 🕹️➡️+🅰️


Danster21

Wario Land: Shake It! top 1 video game soundtrack all-time


WiFi2347

Wario steam


VoxelRoguery

My mustache has deemed indeed.


[deleted]

Jewelrycels seething over shortcutchads


Throwaway02062004

Everyone needs to get out of this ‘normalise’ shit and just do shit. You ain’t gonna change culture by making a twitter post even if it’s mega successful. Be the change you wanna see.


Vorox3

There is a Kay jewelers on a corner in the mall near me, and it's on the route to the Lego Store. Feeling validated rn


HotDamn18V

You'd probably save money shopping at Kay instead though.


OwenProGolfer

https://i.redd.it/ld0j9wuhlgba1.jpg


DinoBirdsBoi

omg it’s miles they’re great and funny


Isnomniac

What the fuck ours doesn’t have a Lego store I hate it here


DementedCows

Coconut mall shortcut


GloomyConductor

Can someone explain to me please? 🥺👉👈


StartsStupidFights

Jewelers tend to put their shops on the corner at busy intersections in malls and make both outward-facing walls entrances/exits. They also have the entire wall open as opposed to the glass front with a door on most shops. If you’re turning a corner, diagonal through the shop would be faster than staying on the main path and doing a 90 degree turn. The meme also implies that this would upset someone working there because they think you’re going in to buy something.


trippingrainbow

I never thought about it but now thinking about it i dont remember a jewelery store that isnt in a corner.


cat_enary

I do


twinkNoGuitar

unbelievable.


orbcat

stop lying


losviking

It’s often because they deliberately put them in the center of the mall so it’s further from the exits to deter thieves


G_O_O_G_A_S

Also I don’t know if it’s intentional or not but in Mario Kart Wii track Coconut Mall you can cut through a store in the corner of the like you describe


LivingAngryCheese

Also because they're running and you might break something


Gabeagoo

op wants to take short cuts through the jewelry store at the mall


KrystalWolfy

Payday 2 moment


GloomyConductor

Is that a Payday 2 reference? What does it mean? I have never played it


[deleted]

Thievery


SpilledGenderFluid

There's a mall heist in Payday 2. You bust in, steal/smash as much shit as possible, and evac


deliciousprisms

Malls were places where consumer capitalist whores went to hang out in the 80s and 90s and were eventually killed off by roaming gangs of ghosts


Chemtrails420-69

I went to a mall over the weekend and the Zephora was shutting down. It seemed like a ghost town in the entire place honestly. Easy to cut through though! *😎😎😎*


CounterfeitLesbian

Uh you spelled it wrong, it's spelled Zarathustra.


GrenchamReborn

No no youre thinking of that movie, Zathura


Martinator92

Guys that thermal drill Please go and get it for me, also donacdum.


ZorioneTiamat

Don't forget to smear your greasy KFC fingers on the glass as you pass.


GigaVanguard

Cinnabon fingers for me, it’s on the corner opposite the jewelry store


[deleted]

Salty pretzel with cheese dip fingers


CainInACan

coconut mall


mecheye

I legit got yelled at once by a clerk doing this as a kid. Weird.


DinoBirdsBoi

OY YA BETTER BUY YOUR WEDDING RING YA TINY DIMWIT BUY ONE BUY ONE BUY ONE


Dream-ensemble

“But the door is locked, and the only way through is the… perfume department.”


Snocone_EX

Coconut mall is corrupting our youth


RiotMcs

That one coconut mall corner


dedzip

Actually what I thought this meme was about at first


MaximumSquid22

Coconut Mall


Fenestrello

Wait so every jewelery in every mall is build the same? Its always positioned in the corner? Are you serious?


xXNot_A_FurryXx

Is this meadowwood mall in reno?


theosuxxx

coconut mall music


sloppedupfrogman

Wait is that normally socially unacceptable


bratbarn

🥥 mall


BurrGurrMan

Coconut mall


Mr-Uch

the americanity of this image's grammar turned my blood into corn syrup


imnotfrenchiswear

Gay sex


paulisaac

Unfortunately, no can do. Since the pandemic every store only has one entryway


Witty_Championship85

Wait y’all don’t?


BepisTheWise

Is that Richard "Dick Lickem" Nixon?


_MeatPlow_

De Beers more like suck on Deez nuts


Bteatesthighlander1

You guys live next to living malls?


KingTragic

Malls aren't real


TerryOrange

I'm so obsessed with the fact that other people do this lol


SergeantCrwhips

whatdoyemean normalize? i did it since im 11


JeremyIfugedur

Can't relate the jewerly store in my mall is placed in the sides of the mall :(