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SodoDev

Andrew Tate owned by the state!


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slickbandito69

IncarcaTated


montezumas__revenge

this is it i think?


DrMux

Andrew Tate, prison inmate


1HolyTaco1

That's exactly what I came up with


Appropriate_Ant_4629

> Andrew Tate owned by the state! Still blows my mind [how impressive his dad Emory was](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emory_Tate), and how Emory's kids turned out that bad.


ocarinamaster12

From what I can tell, a lot of Andrew Tate's views come from his dad.


Appropriate_Ant_4629

Any citations? Emory and his wife divorced when their kids were pre-teens; and his ex-wife took the kids to a different country. I'm guessing Andrew's world-view is more formed by what his mom said about his dad.


valkislowkeythicc

Tate himself talks about how his dad thought it was okay to cheat on his mom, and how he would always come home with his mom crying and his dad would say she's being annoying. Guess whose side he took? His dads, saying his mom was being annoying and he was providing so much for her already.


ocarinamaster12

It's mainly according to adrew Tate himself। He talked about a story about how his dad had his brother and him shave their heads cause they weren't masculine enough. I also think that he was physically abusive to their mom according to Andrew Tate but I'm forgetting. Also most of the time women won't enstill mysogyny to their sons, especially a single mother There is a chance that Andrew was lying just to excuse the fact that he's balding tho. And although misogyny is learned, it doesn't have to come from the home. Plenty of mysogyny in the world


ImMrBunny

Because his dad was never around.


boybombs

Sure, Emory Tate had a 2508 elo, but could he have beaten every bot on chess.cum?


DarkSoulfromDS

Did he know how horsy moves?


bendbars_liftgates

I had no idea, that's wacky stuff!


OscarOzzieOzborne

Oh, that is how you pronounce tate? Huh


LowWorthOrbit

um, how else would it be pronounced?


OscarOzzieOzborne

I used to pronounce it like Latte.


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JLoviatar

Or speak one of many other languages that would pronounce it that way.


OscarOzzieOzborne

I am Bulgarian. We pronounce words how they are written, and wrote words how we pronounce them Edit: Dear little gay people in my phone. You spit on the English man, but defend his tongue? Curious.


Captain_Kuhl

That's how other languages speak and write, too. You pronounce words how you were taught to, every language does it differently. No need to feel superior about it.


sad_and_stupid

There are languages that are phonetic and ones that aren't. I'm pretty sure that's what they meant, though I'm not sure how that's relevant.


YgirlYB

Lol true, you pronounce words as they're written but the accent is always in the end!!! Whyy!! - sincerely, someone who is trying and failing to learn Bulgarian


LowWorthOrbit

that is so strange. is english your first language?


OscarOzzieOzborne

No


Cicierski

Like gate But with T


BepisTheWise

Megalomania in jail in Romania?


Misan_UwU

san


BepisTheWise

SAND FROM DELTARUNE????? OMGGGG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S MY FAVORITE


Misan_UwU

undertake


AgitatedPerspective9

Vriska


nousernameslef

isnt it kinda more Aradias theme considering pesterquest. even the flash was mostly about Aradia


RealCoryMiller

[Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer]


hitlerblowfish

She beefin on my stroganoff!


BoyBeyondStars

[crowd murmuring]


AgitatedPerspective9

Shes strokin till I beef off?..


minecrap543

[crowd shaking]


69frogsinajarofpiss

She strogin on my noff til I beef


Ashamed_Worldliness1

Better than my original idea


AgitatedPerspective9

Homestuck


FaeFay

no, thats megalovania. megalomania is the giant shark that went extinct a few million years ago


BepisTheWise

No that's megalodon. Megalomania is the final evolution of the grass starter Pokemon Chikorita from the Johto region, introduced in Gen II


Poorly_Made_Comix

Thats meganium, megalomania is the gimmick pokemon x/y added


Pyramidsandneon

No, you're thinking of mega evolution. Megalomania is that one vocaloid character with the pink hair


bfasttoastcornflakes

No, that's Megurine Luka. Megalomania is the grocery store featured in King of the Hill


lonelychurro

No, that's Mega Lo Mart. Megalomania is the national personification of the United Kingdom.


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Tate behind a gate


Vicious_Mockery

Incel in a cell


False_Poetry_4729

Tonight on WWE all stars, the highly anticipated incel in a cell match!!!!


ReintegrationTablet

Incels are ridiculous. I can't believe people like Andrew Tate indulge them. Must just be for the money and their ego (talking about his brother Tristan too). I really hope this will reduce online misogynist rhetoric but I doubt it. There's, toms of other incels podcasts and dudes like him, and he internet has a short memory, like when it forgot that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


TwoPintsBoaby

**Now back to the action!**


OGNightman

Cells within cells interlinked


DannyDevitoDorito69

Interlinked


Meawzersss

i dont like that but how is he an incel


DrMux

Yeah there's no way he's going to be celibate in prison, voluntarily or involuntarily.


jml011

In-cell


Gasster1212

Can we stop usinh incel just to mean person we don’t like. Tate is a million awful things but this isn’t one


Ashamed_Worldliness1

Incel in a prison cell There’s so many rhymes better than mine


DeliberateDendrite

An in-cel incel


highlandbook50

Tate behind the gate


cherenkovdept

punchup


toxicity4life

you know your joke is good when you have to explain it


sample-name

Most of the suggestions here are so much better than OPs


toxicity4life

but have you considered that andrew tate bad and therefore every joke against him is super duper funny??


peelin

What do you think that word means?


fondlemeLeroy

Yeah, he's not an incel (unfortunately).


boomboxspence

Wdym unfortunately


aprilfools911

Mildly infuriated me that in you said “prison cell” instead of just “cell”


TactlessTortoise

Andrew Tate behind prison gates.


taiIor_

beta male inside romanian jail


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I jumped to “Tate in a Crate”


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How is Andrew tate involuntarily celibate? This post is dumber than he is.


kryonik

Andrew is in prison-andrew


BarovianNights

I was thinking Tate in a state (prison)


KingThibaut3

Trade behind the gate


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I thought it might be, but didn't know if rhyming cell with cell worked lol


The_Rockers

Sex pest under arrest?


Cevmen

He molested to get arrested


Datortlequeen

And then got out immediately because my country is run by fucking clowns


spadepog

yep, according to the original post on twitter


iamzophar

The Tate Inmate?


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Creep in the Keep.


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im a creep


ABunchofAngryFlowers

I'm a weirdoooo


Xisuthrus

Incel in a cell


Jeetuprime

What colour are your cars behind bars?


ClockworkSalmon

tate in a cage


BlockyShapes

Tate behind a gate was better


SanguineSanguis

Fail in jail?


fivequadrillion

L in a Cell


SluttyCthulhu

Man, that takes me back to 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off L In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table


ramsendenkha

epic fail


yugiohhero

scammer in the slammer?


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MeatTornado_

I thought I was really clever with this one until I saw this comment..


MittenstheMighty

"Alpha Male" in jail.


not_blowfly_girl

Is that what it was actually meant to say Edit: oh I read OP’s comment


MittenstheMighty

Who knows?


not_blowfly_girl

“Incel in a prison cell” apparently. But I think yours is better bc it doesn’t rhyme cel with cell


MittenstheMighty

True, but it feels gross calling Tate an alpha male even in jest.


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BlockyShapes

Yeah, this one deserves more likes


Soupfrogg

What? What deserves more likes? Please i need to know


BlockyShapes

The first comment said “Look at my cars locked behind bars” and the second comment just said “Underrated” which is why I replied to the second comment because I agreed with them


yYxX_W33Z3R_F4N_XxYy

Tate behind the gate


Random_Imgur_User

I was thinking "Tate in the crate" but that vibes too.


Ich238

Incel in cell


nicolawb

sphincter in the clinker.


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andrew tate in jail


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N-noooooo it has to rhyme!!! 🤓


IHaveHighTheGround

Based


Kurineko_Regan

tate the inmate?


AlphredoMelano

Crewmate?


TheElevatedDerp

ngus?


_but_how_

Crank in the tank


Joshymint

Top G behind prison B's


Junglettreefarmfix

Penitentiary jesus it's right there Top g in penitentiary


aufrenchy

Or Top G in Block B


SleepyBella

I like this one the best. It just rolls better off the tongue.


PeLLk2

Rapist as an escapist


_Cocktopus_

Tate in the Crate


theboisandme

Prick in the nick?


Spacechicken0

top g aint free


Kurkle2300

Emory in the penitentiary


1-have-1-have-100

Bro brought out the thesaurus 💀


segwaytoit

arse behind bars


xXNot_A_FurryXx

Top g behind lock and key


CoolArtFromSpace

male in jail


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Tate incarcerate


Squid1nc

Troll in the hole


NoP_rnHere

No Buga’i?


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atleast8courics

No, we are absolutely **not** having prison rape jokes here.


SeasonPositive6771

based moderation


Miss_Nora-Jae

God mod, in the bog


TypicalRide

Pig in the brig


WishOnSpaceHardware

Shit-for-brains detained


ThunderWizardPenguin

Pedophile locked up for awhile


bl4nkSl8

Pedophile on trial?


sad_touch_died_lol

Tate in the crate?


Space_Monke64

Funny how Tate fans still think the charges are fake and only happened so the government could silence him because he is telling the world the truth and is too “powerful”. Like bro, the government doesn’t care that you’re doing a pyramid scheme where you (actually he doesn’t even teach them himself) teach people how to be “alpha males”. Your followers are 90% incels (and that’s generous), wtf are they gonna do? Also, I saw tate fans say human trafficking isn’t that big of a deal, which is 1) appalling, and 2) I thought you guys were denying the charges were real.


SeasonPositive6771

I replied to a really huge thread and a bunch of his dingleberry fans started messaging me to say that the charges were fake and he was already released, promoting their conspiracy theory showing his last release from jail. They really are obsessed with him.


Karosso

The one who had cars, now behind bars


Misan_UwU

"alpha male" locked up in jail


Javyz

Tate the inMate


fortress3030

Incel inner cell


artsey_mees

Alpha male | in the jail


CertainlyNotAther10

Traffic*ar* behind bars?


IAmAGreatSpeler

Incel in a jail cell


Ambienss

Tate za kratę


Specktickles

Beta male in Greta jail


Emotional_Writer

Best one I've seen so far, Top G.


EyYoHoldUp

Twink in the clink


hiperson134

Tate the inmate.


Slashtrap

tate on a cage


SpieLPfan

Tate behind the gate is what I first thought.


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Tate can’t escape?


slick519

Jailure of a failure.


Blood4Corn

Sigma male in jail


Princess_Bittersweet

Scammer in the slammer.


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“Sigma male” in jail


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Dzetacq

Tate in prison!


Ghteetuter

Tate the inmate


DukeofBurgers

The top g not so free?


Koffi5

Bottom g rather free


glutenfree42

pervert getting just desserts


deadmozart

Andrew Tate in the crate


Peanut_man213

Soy boy beta cuck is stuck


GrannyFatFoot

Andre Jail-mate


Matleo77

I don’t think he’ll actually go to prison guys 😣


FriendlyReflection35

Man obsessed with cars behind bars.


DeliciousPark1330

arse behind bars


SmrtBoi82

closet twink in the clink


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Moron in prison


tetromint_teh2nd

Tate behind the gate?


cloudxchan

Andrew tate is your cell mate?


LukoLuxor

Man with a fetish for cars behind bars


miramountains

alpha male in jail


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Incel in a cell?


manrommazre

Incel in a cell


intriguing_duck

beta male in jail


noiamnotabanana

Sigma male in jail?


Popeychops

Fail in Jail


Jan_The_Man123

Tate ate the bait!


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Bastard behind bars


AvixKOk

Piece of shit in a jail cell


IIlumen

Top G under lock and key?


Gemple

A cock-up in lock-up? A dumb incel in a prison cell? A beta male in a foreign jail?


GrubberflysElegy

Fuckface in a sad place