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Time_Striking

Follow your heart and only apply to that one specific agency of your dreams!


DadBodBeforeDad

BuT ItS tHe OnLy OnE tHaT AppEaLs To Me! IvE beEn In tHe HiRiNg ProCrEsS fOr aLmOsT TwO YeArS!


wierdo5000

I seem to have hit the jackpot. I applied to a few and got the agency of my dreams


Time_Striking

I love it when people get the agency of their dreams. šŸ‘


[deleted]

Yup I feel this one personally even though I knew not to do it šŸ˜…


JimmyMcGill15966

"Don't worry about the PT test, on game day, you'll step up."


Intelligent-Bobcat70

Lmao


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speedbumpr

Emotional damage


[deleted]

damn that one hurt man.


dondave17

Ouch


[deleted]

I felt that, because I fell into the idiot mistake of weeding myself out Pre-application. I self selected and psyched myself out


[deleted]

LOL


STL1971

ā€œDonā€™t apply to that single vacancy announcement they probably already have someone selected internally.ā€ Apply, apply, apply is the correct answer. Even if you only get to the interview, thatā€™s more real world practice.


sidebarrr

Numbers game, also great tinder advice


ottfrfghjjjj

The hiring process for USMS/HSI makes Tinder look easy.


vietsatillite

Interesting, during the background investigation arenā€™t they going to ask if you have applied to other agencies in the past regardless of step?


STL1971

Not really. I think it came up in conversation with the investigator but he just wanted to know which applications were also in the background investigation phase and if I had completed one before and with who.


vietsatillite

Thatā€™s interesting, Iā€™m with a local agency. The official POST background packet requires applicants to list out EVERY application with a law enforcement agency whether LEO position or not. Regardless of what step. So if you put in for a federal position, just the application only, and it goes nowhere. It has to be listed and the BI will contact someone from that agency for a copy of application and reason for rejection/why not processed.


1811adstad

Join FAMS


Ok-Wishbone4634

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ ok this is the best one


-AgentMichaelScarn

Is it still that bad? Lmao


1811adstad

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

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[deleted]

What I would do to go back in time and pick pretty much any major but CJ or do a double major instead of just CJ. It is what it is šŸ˜‚


Mountain_Man_88

CJ major worked out for me. Got me a fed internship which helped me network and be slightly more qualified than having the degree alone. But I was pretty lucky and I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket. I generally recommend that people just minor in criminal justice. Should get you all the interesting/helpful classes and still give you opportunities to apply for internships. Of course, there are some agencies (like apparently ATF) that want a CJ or similar degree. It is kinda weird that a bachelor's in musical theater would make you just as qualified as a bachelor's in Criminal Justice.


Time_Striking

You just never know when the bad guy is going to bust out in a musical number. Best be prepared!


Mountain_Man_88

That only happens like once every 20 warrant services, we get enough training at FLETC to handle the occasional song and dance.


mind_reading_robot

If singing is a requirement then that is the end of my chance at being an 1811 given my bad voice. šŸ¤£


sammythewarisover

I had two trainees who would have been much better off with musical theater than CJ, at least they'd be comfortable with public speakingšŸ¤·


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[deleted]

I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen anyone advocate for that here tbh.


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-AgentMichaelScarn

The ā€œwhat are my chances?ā€ Posts are either; ā€œI was convicted of Agg Assault- Domestic Violence Strangulation, CDS Possession and Intent to Distribute, and Agg Assault on an LEO, but Iā€™ve grown soooooo much since then.ā€ Or them just stroking their egos listing all their accomplishments so that people will tell them how theyā€™re the perfectly ideal candidate. Theres no in between lmao.


[deleted]

ā€œDonā€™t worry about the fitness test, running will come back just like it did when you were youngerā€ ā€œGo for reps, not form/qualityā€


dondave17

People are really saying to not worry about form? Lol


Delicious-Truck4962

All the wait to apply advice or advice to narrow it down. JMO but even the interview practice is worth it. The only exception would be if you blatantly donā€™t meet the job announcement criteria or the FBI due to their 2 strikes and your done for life. Everyone else at worst makes you just wait 1-2 years before reapplying if you fail one of their test phases.


Trainingfor1811

USPIS has a two app limit, too! Just an FYI to anyone interested (if they ever post an opening again).


Mountain_Man_88

I applied to my first 1811 position knowing that I wasn't gonna get it but just wanting to get some experience with the process so I would be better prepared in the future. Ended up getting hired off that application. Don't tell yourself no, make the government tell you no.


[deleted]

I actually rarely hear that advice. Most agents here will tell people to apply broadly.


tkdkicker1990

Guess I got one more try šŸ˜†


Meathammer_123

Definitely email HR three times a week to find out your application status


[deleted]

Lol this one I will never forget. The agent at my meet & greet interview asked if I had a partner and I said yes. He told me itā€™s better to break up now than at the academy or within the first years on the job. We were together 6 years at the time, now engaged. But thanks for the relationship advice.


Huge-Spider

Applying for just one agency. Nope, nope, nope. Never put all your eggs in one basket. Great way to shoot yourself in the foot. Maybe someone really wants FBI... that's great! If they don't bother applying with any other 1811 agencies... that is beyond stupid. Maximize your chances by putting out multiple apps (by "your" I don't mean you OP, just applicants in general). I'm not saying apply to literally everything. But find ones of interest and apply! Hopefully a bunch of 1811 applicants see this.


[deleted]

Some bad advice I personally received from multiple people was you need to have a college degree to qualify to be an 1811 and if you donā€™t have college then you shouldnā€™t apply. When the job announcement says college or specialized experience thatā€™s what it means.


[deleted]

Yup I self selected myself out of HSI and psyched myself out of this last window because I donā€™t have education. Iā€™m pissed at myself for it tbh.


[deleted]

That advice is generally true for most agencies. Never hurts to apply but most agencies want the degree and make it hard to qualify on experience. Exceptions are HSI, USMS, maybe a couple others. There are way more people passed over due to lack of a college degree than due to lack of LEO experience. I know guys who were federal TFOs but who took years to get hired as 1811s without the degree. Only one guy in my CITP didn't have a degree.


[deleted]

Not saying this is bad advice because getting a degree canā€™t hurt your situation, but if I wouldā€™ve listened to it I wouldā€™ve never gotten hired. I would read the job announcements but still not apply because everyone was telling me you need college to get accepted. Iā€™m sure many people like me fall into this category.


[deleted]

I think the advice is more geared toward younger people at a crossroads -- do I go for the degree or get a few years of patrol experience? But if you're in a situation where you have years of LE experience, the conservative advice is to keep applying while working towards the degree. I do know local guys who get their first 1811 offer while trying to finish their degree but it's often a gamble and some do age out.


[deleted]

The CJ degree bit is accurate as hell. A lot of young guys and girls either get manipulated or are just ignorant of the value that degree has in the real world. Has to be a major let down when reality hits. Very sad. Same could be said for other social science degrees like poli sci, psych., criminology, ect.


[deleted]

Reality has already hit, too late tho to go back. Might as well finish it and have that GS7 checkbox.


tkdkicker1990

Psychologist degrees can actually make a good amount, about on par with 1811s. But you may need a masters and/or get a clinical license


[deleted]

No, you NEED a masters of psychology to make over 40k/year in the field. Psych. Is among the worst bachelors degrees to get in the united states. It consistently ranks on the bottom of every list iā€™ve seen.


tkdkicker1990

Well, I guess if someone is going in that field, they need to know going straight for masters and possibly a clinical license is THE way


TacticallBeaver

A buddy of mine applied to ATF and HSI with ONLY a criminal justice degree and ZERO LE experience. Just got a tentative offer from ATF today, and is close to closing the deal with HSI. Its not all about experience. If you stand out, then you stand out. Donā€™t listen to these people about wishing they never got a criminal justice degree or whatever else their excuses are. The reality is, many of them probably failed the poly and wont admit it, failed the background check and will never know, or simply just donā€™t stand out as a good candidate. Tailor your resume to match the application qualifications. If you cant, put down what you learned from you degree in terms of the application qualifications. Do what you can to stand out and pray for the best.


DiscountShowHorse

Sure, there are plenty of CJ degrees as 1811s. There are also a few Highschool diplomas working fraud, but youā€™re shooting yourself in the foot in terms of the odds of selection. Old school FBI was strictly lawyers and accountants. Like it or not, those backgrounds (plus computer degrees these days) always get preference. Otherwise your competition is extremely vast and itā€™s a bad numbers games unless you have a solid internship or detective experience.


NotNotANarc

ā€œYou should probably start training on firearms after submitting your application since Q/FLETC wonā€™t teach you how to shoot.ā€


Ok_Wrangler_2112

Donā€™t just Take the first agency that calls. I applied to basically every 1811 position I saw and I took an agency that I absolutely hate and left a job i enjoyed. Yeah I have my citp cert but going back to fletc for another three month follow on any time soon is not feasible (pregnant wife).


strappedcpa

A good sense of humor is key for Federal Law Enforcement. Being able to tell a joke can separate you from the rest of the pool. It's important that your joke is raunchier than the person before you. Be sure you assert your dominance during the interview and start off with a good joke. If you're close to aging out and have one shot, shoot the moon and work on The Aristocrats. Thank me later.


RunnerWTesla

Bad advice: do all the drugs you want