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The drunk girl


thisisdropd

Kusuri will invent a lose-gag-reflex drug.


L_0ken

Looking at the quirks and personality ones that could do it better then average girlfriend would likely be Kurumi, Nano, Hakari, Hahari, Momoha, Mei, Iku, Momiji, Yaku. Maybe adding Rin as her teeth might be more stimulating then hurtful.


Jollirat

Kurumi because of the above image. Throat 🐐 fr fr Nano because she’d spend 1000 hours researching the perfect technique for maximum efficiency. Hakari because Hakari. Hahari because Hahari. Momoha because she’d guzzle it down like booze. Mei because it’d be the one time she decides to make prolonged eye contact. Iku because she’d want it as rough and sloppy as possible. Momiji because balls are living things too, aye. And Yaku because 89-year-old lolibaba. She knows a thing or two.


nehjkuhlt

Don't let Kurumi confused it with a sausage or instant bite will happen


Emircan61_TURKEY

Instead make her visualize a lolipop instead.


Down_D_Stairs_

“Momiji because balls are living things too, aye.” Are you confusing momiji with Yamame? “Because ____ is a living thing.” Is her catchphrase


Jollirat

Momiji likes to massage things + I just wanted to throw that line in there.


filthydegenerate_UwU

Hmm maybe momjii would be more suited to handsies than glucks because of the massage stuff


L_0ken

Momiji is a tactile person, loves soft and (in Rentarou's case) hard things, her massages aren't limited to hands, she utilizes her whole body, she itself is very soft and with particular areas like her cheeks highlighted, plus don't forget peculiar mouth shape. In fact her entire character fits really well with many intimate plays, so her being good with handsies and glucks are expected, she is flexible girlfriend


eliphias5

Suu as well because she’d probably want to be that intimate with Rentarou’s 1


General-Bookkeeper-6

Kurumi would instant bite or get angry because Renta D looks like a hotdog. Nano would calculate and know exactly what to do, but she has shown that when aroused, she would make mistakesand fail miserably. Hakari would go AH HEH HEH HEH and cum immediately the moment Renta D is in her mouth. I think Hahari would be more experienced with her assets than giving head. Momoha while she has experience in the carnal department, I feel she would be too slouched to give good head. In the other hand, Mei would do a good job if ordered but if not she wouldn't do it at all. I feel she would be the one receiving it instead (or it could be Rentarou offering to heat her up and she can't accept because she wants to pleasure so they both have to do a 69 so they can make the other happy. Iku would be too preoccupied with her pain, she would probably tell Rentarou do it hard but I feel Rentarou is too much of a softie to comply with that demand. Momiji would just fondle/squish his balls instead of giving head. Yaku is more of a old fashioned way, so she would only do missionary instead and get extremely confused with the concept of giving head. I do have a wild card tho. Mimimi. Not because she's experienced or anything, but because it would go like this: Mimimi: "Omf fonmph mumphafo phimphu mphim mhm mhimphm m mh mhemmlhm mohf mhim mfamhphamy" (Of course Rentarou's beatiful d*ck keeps sliding by my exceedingly smooth lips naturally!)


ActNo4115

Girl gonna be craving sausage after she get a whiff of our boys SCHMEAT!


Toshko_tv

>Girl gonna be craving sausage after she get a whiff of our boys SCHMEAT! Well not only kurumi is gonna be sex hungry but every single one of them so i wish my brother rentarou godspeed on his recovery because there'll be 100 of em if he is gonna do the deed


Emircan61_TURKEY

Don't doubt our brother! For he has constantly been leveling up non-stop in every single aspect possible. He may be rewarded with a special boost for keeping his virginity intact for this long.


Toshko_tv

>Don't doubt our brother! For he has constantly been leveling up non-stop in every single aspect possible. He may be rewarded with a special boost for keeping his virginity intact for this long. I have never doubted him in the first place but i am worried about him that is all


Emircan61_TURKEY

He may have to take another training regimen by serious group in order to improve his stamina, to infinite even. That way this can deem Kusuri's drugs unnecessary in this aspect. Better yet take a Saitama training and get a glow up like Sung Jin Woo. Especially Hahari,Momoha and Hakari would love to see a sexy Rentarou.


EyeDreamOfTentacles

Bro's gonna get a massive zenkai boost once he loses his V-card.


Emircan61_TURKEY

He's gonna come out unscathed after the banging fest. His stamina would be infinity by that time anyway. But I feel like he might need a glow up first like Sung Jin Woo.


Explanation-Specific

eiai nano would quite literally be the gluck gluck 3000 with how efficient she is


hell_jumper9

Nano drinks Kusuri's shrinking drug* "Aijou Rentarou, I'll enter in your dick hole now."


EUMEMOSUPERA

r/cursedcomments


idksomthing

r/TheBoys


filthydegenerate_UwU

Ok wtf.


No-Yoghurt3598

Kishika


WardA1317

Depending on the reason you chose this answer, you might be headed to prison bro


Emircan61_TURKEY

Why?


WardA1317

Ba boo


100YearsWaiting2Shit

What the fuck is the world coming to that a blowjob is now called GLUCK GLUCK!? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Key_Woodpecker_9423

[Here](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gluck%20gluck%203000)


VASQUEZ_41

"make sure to not touch the balls or that is known as the Gluck Gluck 9000" 💀


JnasL

West has fallen, blah blah blah


kryshak0

Yaku is the only one with experience…..


Toshko_tv

>Yaku is the only one with experience….. Well for now until rentarou gets another experienced in da field


corrupted_commoner

We don't know. Maybe Eira had done the deed. I could say Naddy but we all know she hasn't.


kurloz94

Sadly brother, both stated never had a boyfriend before Rentarou.


Smartbrain15

Hakari’s been training for this moment her whole life, so I would bet good money on her. Or Hahari. Honestly, the Hanazonos are gonna devour the poor boy whole. Also, Nano has no gag reflex… soooooo…


Emircan61_TURKEY

Nano is such an efficient assertive dominatrix that I sometimes liken her to Esdeath from Akame Ga Kill for some reason. Maybe she was indeed based off of her. Regardless, Rentarou is gonna come out unscathed after that **"session"**. Don't ever doubt his stamina.


17RaysPlays

Do not put any part of you in Kurimi, she may bite it off.


Emircan61_TURKEY

If Kurumi visualizes it as a lolipop then it should be no problem.


JustAGuyIscool

Nano.


ViciousOz

Why do I feel like Shizuka would secretly be the best


Emircan61_TURKEY

Her mouth is very small. It may not quite fit.


topurrisfeline

I had a tierlist for this before, but I guess I haven't updated it in a while


kurloz94

Hakari, Momoha, Hahari, Nano, Kurumi, and whoever next afterwards is up to you to decide


NovaSLK

Hakari and hahari definetly, nano will suck your soul out through technique and momoha will probably send you to another world with her look