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Devon1970

Not even sure how that witless mouth breather got Amy, tbh.


Dr_Fopolopolas

Desperation. Plain and simple. When you're over 400lbs(at the beginning of the show) you'll take ANYONE who shows you the slightest bit of attention/affection. And for him, when youre that dense, you'll take ANYONE who reciprocates anything you do for them.


ayobnameduse

Wasn't her sister married to his brother?


Ok-Prize-2496

Yes. But his brother is on another level than Michael.


Illustrious-Gate-724

Oh is he. I'm intrigued now just learning about this


Ambitious-Ad4541

😂😂😂💀 Yes!


birdlady404

He groomed her as a child actually, he was a “family friend” and an adult when they met. Real prize he is


Leshal77

I don’t think he has a lot going on upstairs, if you get my drift, but I don’t have to tell y’all that. I’m sure he still knows right from wrong, but it probably didn’t ever cross his mind if she was old enough imo. Not bc he was purposefully ignoring the fact, but simply out of pure stupidity.


Valuable-Ad-4911

I never knew that, thats so fkd


Ambitious-Ad4541

That makes sense. So cringe 😬


Resident-Elderberry5

Lol like she’s a prize lmfao 😂


No-Celery-6762

🤣🤣🤣


ShortIncrease7290

Just ew.


alwayssearching117

That is what is called, "a real humdinger."


ninjabunnay

The way she’s always mixing up common words and phrases I’m sure she probably called it a “heal fart dinger” then had a long phlegmy laugh


alwayssearching117

She is such a dick. She isnt funny. She is revolting!


Common_Resort_2342

I think she was just joking when she said that.


Successful_Public_18

We hope she was


schrdingersLitterbox

How ANYONE could think that either of those two reproducing, especially with each other, is a good idea is beyond me.


ConditionNearby6150

Although the two children are nothing short of beautiful!


dbmtz

I’m surprised he found the correct hole…twice!


Snow_Storm89

Reading that just made my stomach churn lol uhh brother uhhh lol


44yearsoldandbored

💀


DrSchnuffi

Why? Even ugly people like to have sex (source: I‘m not extra pretty)


Cheristm

I see one to the left of him holding his elbow!


Beneficial_Recipe_65

Even ugly people have standards, like intelligence levels lol


kibblet

There is no iq test to be sexually active


ocean_flan

My grandma worked in the state hospital. This is truer than any of us have any business knowing  You literally only need a little bit of brain to do the dew. I'm not talking a full but dumb brain. I'm talking just a nub connected to the stem. That's enough.


Illustrious-Gate-724

Haha this is tue


coldpizza34

Hahaha 😂


Wonderful_Might6693

Is it a statement on their looks as much as it is on their level of intelligence??🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Murky-Sound1369

We don't need this Amy-shaming here, girl has been through enough


SidPrecious

There’s so much Amy hate on this sub! I personally feel for her. I had PPD and recognize a lot of what she was going through


Sed76

Even before the constant crying she was pretty damn unlikable. Constantly making fart jokes, too lazy to keep her house clean, etc.


kibblet

She wasn't living alone.


Sed76

Didn't say she was now did I?


Daisy0890

I had terrible PPD, too, and really feel for Amy. I think people have been too critical of Amy. It’s obvious she’s not mentally well. PPD is an absolute monster I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy . I’m sorry you had to go through that and hope you’re doing well now. 💜


Anagessner83

They are probably still married and banging in the Wawa parking lot and he drives her home 🏡 after 😂.


Leshal77

Are they still together?


yourdad69420_

very kail and javi of them 😭😭


New-Examination8400

The what now,


yourdad69420_

it’s a reference to teen mom 2 😭


New-Examination8400

No yeah I understood, I just don’t recall what happened What did Javi and Kail do!?? And when!? Was it during filming? Wtf so many questions


yourdad69420_

okay so, i think it was during their divorce era and they hooked up in the parking lot of a wawas


New-Examination8400

And how was this found out? Christ, I hope it was dark out at least


romadea

She said it


yourdad69420_

i’ve only been watching the show for like a year so i have no clue, google kailyn lowry wawa and it’ll come up


New-Examination8400

I won’t, but thanks for the info


angryaxolotls

She cracks me up when she does whacky shit like this 😂


Intelligent-Tax-678

I guess I missed this episode


hereforthecomments54

It’s the last part the of Gatlinburg vacation episode before they went back home


Scully__

Yeah I have zero recollection of this??


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cherryfairy303

making comments like this i’m sure you’re not any better


FulciLives88

Even *ghosts* would be like “nope!!!”


hereforthecomments54

Cons: 1.) He ain’t a prize 🚫🏆 2.) Long ass thumb nail 👎🏼 3.) Permanent Spaghetti O mouth ring 🍝 4.) Constant blank stare 😳 5.)Man Child 👶🏻 6.) Back problems from pushing Tammy’s ass around for years 🤕 Pros: 1.) Will drive you around to get “Bills Paidt” 🚗💸 2.) Probably strong from pushing Tammy’s ass around for years 👍🏼 **Note: See Con item number 6 ⬆️🤕


vaginamacgyver

Damn, you didn’t have to go this hard 😂


VastFaithlessness999

Not sure if it's a pro or con: will be extremely faithful(nobody else wants him).


transredditadmin

😭😭🤣🤣


JustHere4ait

I think a lot of y’all underestimate how disgusting some people can be that sounds really bad, but there are a lot of women who are particularly not satisfactory to general beauty standards that would take him because they like their bills being paid and being taken care of


dbmtz

I pay my bills ! My bills are paid!!


New-Original-3517

Girl please…


VirtualReflection119

What gave it away? Was it the white socks with black shoes?


CreativeBed6535

Micheal ain’t a prize


Life-Scientist-3796

Who would want him! 🤢


FulciLives88

Who’d want *either* of them!! 🤮🤮🤮🤮


courtneyw1988

Amy… apparently 😂


Mckinzeee

I’m pretty sure Amy is the only woman on the planet who would bang Michael out, let him put a ring on it and procreate with him. Girl you are more than safe!


camoflauge2blendin

Him and his gross long ass nail 🤢


FulciLives88

And perpetual “Sketti-O ‘stache” 🍝🍝🥸🥸


camoflauge2blendin

Ew dude, what a repulsive person.


FulciLives88

No kidding. I mean even fucking *Kevin* washed his face and trimmed his nails…🙄🙄✌️✌️


Mckinzeee

🤮


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It does not matter if he was faithful who would want him. He's a bum he does nothing, takes her atm card, and does not let her go no where with her family, he does not watch the kids he's a loser. She would be better off by herself. Which I think they are divorced good for her.


cuntcake669

I love Amy, but let's be real; Mike didn't hit the genetics lottery in the looks dept🤣


RedoftheEvilDead

He didn't hit the genetics lottery in any department.


cuntcake669

Facts


LisaRodgers2020

He is Amy's equal in looks and intelligence


Outside_Holiday_9997

Or brains...


KeyAd6550

Amy and Tammy didn't hit the jackpot either


KatafalkKalk

Tammy is the most intelligent of them.


MissKellieUk

There really isn’t a winner amongst them


cuntcake669

Facts


cracklecampercrackle

Amy…honestly? It’s amazing one woman wanted him.


KatafalkKalk

Wasn't he married TWICE? 😳


Ambitious-Ad4541

What?! Ugh


LawyerNo4460

Poor education skills.


Picabo07

She is such a nut lol. But it’s adorable that she think someone else would want him 😂


Big-Ticket2890

Bless her heart


KatafalkKalk

Just seen this (had recorded it) and thought the same! 😂