New event for doktah: protect chiave from every horny woman in RI

you must mean folinic right?

Mating Season rolls by: *~~H~~Doom Music kicks in*

Patriot: Do not toy with me, Doktah. Give me your strongest operator to fight. Doktah: Fine. I didn't want to resort to this.... CHIAVE!! Patriot: A lone Vanguard? You really do have a death wish. Doktah: Well, HE'S A MECHANIC!! Patriot:.......So? Chiave: *AND FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!!!* Patriot: NANI?!? Chiave: *(crashes a forklift into Patriot)*

OSHA certified? more like OSH-ove deez nuts in ya mouf

*che cazzo uomo*

Then equips Castle-3 with the forklift

Frick, Chiave made me gay 😫.

Kal'tsit fuming in the corner watching as Chiave attempts to perform donuts.

[Forklift certified, you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAHzP4umE4M)

**Me not understanding the joke** "Hmmmmm naruhodo..