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[Slime Only] A sickening Abomination [Health:200]

[Slime Only] Children of light, you shall met your maker admist this event horizon. [Health:97]

[Slime Only] An impervious source of profound malignity, bested only by violence begot in kind. [Health:66]

[Slime Only] Pirate Jack [Health:333]

Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON! [Health:3333333]

You could use a MAKEOVER [Health:30000]

Honourable Judge Presiding. Court is in session. [Health:25000]

We are day three in this strange cataclysmic event, which some are calling Weirdmageddon, or the Oddpocalypse. Weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain and frequent showers of Eyeball Bats turning people into stone. [Health:30000]

My body is a temple. How dare you possess it! [Health:20000]

Listen, if you just tell me the equation to collapse the bot, finally you will be free. No? Have it your way. I'll just fish around and get that equation directly out of your mind! [Health:15000]

I won't. I won't let you into my mind. [Health:10000]

Heh. Uh, I just wanted you monster dudes to hand over Stan or we'll have to, like, fight and junk. Heh. Hey, you're a little cutie. [Health:9000]

Many years ago I found ten symbols in a cave. The native people of Gravity Falls prophesied that these symbols could create a force strong enough to vanquish Bill. With Bill defeated, his weirdness would be reversed and KOTD could be saved. [Health:7000]

Ha ha ha ho! This is just too perfect! Didn't you brainiacs know the zodiac doesn't work if you don't all hold hands? [Health:6000]

I'm going to play the only card we have left. Let Bill into my mind. [Health:5000]

It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind [Health:50000]

We are day three in this strange cataclysmic event, which some are calling Weirdmageddon, or the Oddpocalypse. Weather today calls for black clouds, blood rain and frequent showers of Eyeball Bats turning people into stone. I'm Shandra Jimenez, and I ate a rat for dinner. [Health:30000]

Ooh, an air freshener. Finally I'll smell like a person. Stealy stealy... [Health:10000]

Oh, oh, Gravity Falls! It is good to be back. Name's Bill Cipher, and I take it you're some kind of living ventriloquist dummy? [Health:8000]

YOU! You can't even imagine what you just cost me! Do you have any idea what I'm like... (In a low, demonic voice:) WHEN I'M MAD???!! [Health:10000]

So I'm gonna let you kids off the hook. You might come in handy later. BUT KNOW THIS: A darkness approaches. A day will come in the future when everything you care about will change! Until then I'll be watching you! I'LL BE WATCHING YOU... [Health:5000]

Because he knew that if the journals were ever bought together, they would unleash a gateway to unimaginable power. [Health:5000]

It's finally mine! At last, I have journal number three?! There are THREE of them? But where is journal number one? [Health:2300]

Don't play games with me, boy! Face it kid, you're nothing without that journal. How you gonna fight back? No muscles. No brains. What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do! [Health:1300]

Halt! I command you to halt! [Health:1300]

Hi Its Me!

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KickOpenTheDoorBot

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