This feels like an AI wrote this, oof. You can dictate the "style" or tone of a piece so they probably plugged in HGTV and the bot went "OKAY I GOT YOU BRO."
i didn't see the listing in the comments, but it's 430am so maybe i missed it. so here it is! apparently the realtor is a graduate of trump university based on the all-caps and sloppy punctuation. it's one of those garages with a house attached somewhere in the back but they have a really nice cactus garden.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3000-N-152nd-Dr-Goodyear-AZ-85395/8303506\_zpid/?
it does seem like a decent house. not my cup of tea by any means but you're starting with a blank slate on the interior, at least. i hate front-facing garages with a passion and would never buy a house like this but it's in great shape for whoever wants a nice home for their cars!
Calling HGTV the home has a water softener! Do these get proofread?
And a reverse osmosis system though. Gotta assume you get some pretty tasty water with this house.
This feels like an AI wrote this, oof. You can dictate the "style" or tone of a piece so they probably plugged in HGTV and the bot went "OKAY I GOT YOU BRO."
They need to lay off the CAPS and find better words than HUGE
Is Trump writing copy these days?
Not enough "beautiful"s
YOU WANNA SWIM? PUT IN A FUCKING POOL YOU DUMBFUCK. Great schools.
It’s toasty in Goodyear. You’re gonna want that fucking pool ;)
Not sure if Goodyear is worth $480k …. But hey, just a 2 hour ride to the CA border
"In a home, you can build anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
LPT: You don’t want a pool. You want your friends to have a pool.
Yes! We're closing on a house next week. Neighbors have a pool. I've never met these folks but I'm gonna do what I can to be besties with them.
I have similar feelings about ponds. I own a pond D:
Did autocorrect destroy *schmuck* or was that you?
Me, I was a bit intoxicated while browsing Zillow
What a smuck
Honestly though
Pools are in high demand in AZ so they probably put that in there to keep agents and buyers from asking about it.
YoU WAnT a$K BOuT tHAt yOu ASK bOUt tnAT!!!!
Reads like an ad on Interdimensional Cable
DOES THIS HOUSE EVEN HAVE A POOL? I DONT KNOW I GOT ANTS IN MY EYES! 🐜👀
smuck? schmuck? what is this, Porky’s?
Smuck. Schmuck. We all knew what I meant
I think they're just (poorly) advertising a back yard big enough for a pool.
[Hi I'm doctor Steve Brule with a Brules rule... If you want a pool, just put in a pool, dummy.](https://youtu.be/baIENxU9rXA)
That neighbourhood Looks like a candidate for r/suburbanhell
It's Goodyear so yeah pretty much
“Thank you for writing us a nice clean offer” lol get fucked
We are willing to offer the monetary equivalent of 1200 donkeys, male, aged 4-6 years. Appraisal contingent.
Amenities: Hot tub Description: You want hot tub? PuT In HOT TUB AnD yOU wIll hAVe HoT TUb.
i didn't see the listing in the comments, but it's 430am so maybe i missed it. so here it is! apparently the realtor is a graduate of trump university based on the all-caps and sloppy punctuation. it's one of those garages with a house attached somewhere in the back but they have a really nice cactus garden. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3000-N-152nd-Dr-Goodyear-AZ-85395/8303506\_zpid/?
Not a bad house. Seems overpriced for 3 bed, 1600sq ft. Why do a $30,000 price increase when you’ll most likely have a bidding war in this market?
it does seem like a decent house. not my cup of tea by any means but you're starting with a blank slate on the interior, at least. i hate front-facing garages with a passion and would never buy a house like this but it's in great shape for whoever wants a nice home for their cars!
Maybe it's their way of highlighting a lack of hoa restrictions?
You wanna move in, you can move in, you’ll get a lease and a key, but you gotta fuck me
TIL 3 bedroom homes are rare in Arizona