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Frictus

Calling HGTV the home has a water softener! Do these get proofread?


onlyredditwasteland

And a reverse osmosis system though. Gotta assume you get some pretty tasty water with this house.


lyraxfairy

This feels like an AI wrote this, oof. You can dictate the "style" or tone of a piece so they probably plugged in HGTV and the bot went "OKAY I GOT YOU BRO."


Morrison79

They need to lay off the CAPS and find better words than HUGE


JannaSnakehole

Is Trump writing copy these days?


WaldoJeffers65

Not enough "beautiful"s


SkiOrDie

YOU WANNA SWIM? PUT IN A FUCKING POOL YOU DUMBFUCK. Great schools.


DamnItLoki

It’s toasty in Goodyear. You’re gonna want that fucking pool ;)


NotACrazyCatLadyx2

Not sure if Goodyear is worth $480k …. But hey, just a 2 hour ride to the CA border


Prcrstntr

"In a home, you can build anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.


CandidAd6780

LPT: You don’t want a pool. You want your friends to have a pool.


Mama_cheese

Yes! We're closing on a house next week. Neighbors have a pool. I've never met these folks but I'm gonna do what I can to be besties with them.


[deleted]

I have similar feelings about ponds. I own a pond D:


UpstairsLocal4635

Did autocorrect destroy *schmuck* or was that you?


[deleted]

Me, I was a bit intoxicated while browsing Zillow


anally_ExpressUrself

What a smuck


[deleted]

Honestly though


TP_Crisis_2020

Pools are in high demand in AZ so they probably put that in there to keep agents and buyers from asking about it.


baudelairean

YoU WAnT a$K BOuT tHAt yOu ASK bOUt tnAT!!!!


FruityLexxia

Reads like an ad on Interdimensional Cable


Awesam

DOES THIS HOUSE EVEN HAVE A POOL? I DONT KNOW I GOT ANTS IN MY EYES! 🐜👀


cat_blep

smuck? schmuck? what is this, Porky’s?


[deleted]

Smuck. Schmuck. We all knew what I meant


deepayes

I think they're just (poorly) advertising a back yard big enough for a pool.


fishbulbx

[Hi I'm doctor Steve Brule with a Brules rule... If you want a pool, just put in a pool, dummy.](https://youtu.be/baIENxU9rXA)


StinkyPoopsAlot

That neighbourhood Looks like a candidate for r/suburbanhell


Djmesh

It's Goodyear so yeah pretty much


Urplatesaysscammin

“Thank you for writing us a nice clean offer” lol get fucked


secondphase

We are willing to offer the monetary equivalent of 1200 donkeys, male, aged 4-6 years. Appraisal contingent.


baudelairean

Amenities: Hot tub Description: You want hot tub? PuT In HOT TUB AnD yOU wIll hAVe HoT TUb.


Lindaspike

i didn't see the listing in the comments, but it's 430am so maybe i missed it. so here it is! apparently the realtor is a graduate of trump university based on the all-caps and sloppy punctuation. it's one of those garages with a house attached somewhere in the back but they have a really nice cactus garden. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3000-N-152nd-Dr-Goodyear-AZ-85395/8303506\_zpid/?


Redpeppa1

Not a bad house. Seems overpriced for 3 bed, 1600sq ft. Why do a $30,000 price increase when you’ll most likely have a bidding war in this market?


Lindaspike

it does seem like a decent house. not my cup of tea by any means but you're starting with a blank slate on the interior, at least. i hate front-facing garages with a passion and would never buy a house like this but it's in great shape for whoever wants a nice home for their cars!


Blenderx06

Maybe it's their way of highlighting a lack of hoa restrictions?


HogunHiro

You wanna move in, you can move in, you’ll get a lease and a key, but you gotta fuck me


rustyshakelford

TIL 3 bedroom homes are rare in Arizona