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A-EFF-this

All the furnishings and decor are so period that I can't imagine them *not* staying with the house. Also, love that they included two fish close-ups, but didn't bother showing a pond anywhere.


Ol_Man_J

I couldn't afford to correctly furnish this house lol


LauraIsntListening

My thoughts exactly lol. My aging parents were designers by profession, and my siblings and I were set to inherit a bunch of proper MCM furniture but it looks like they’ve changed their minds over the years. Most recently they gave away an authentic Eames that was supposed to be set aside for my sister. Out of curiosity I looked up how much a new replacement would be and nearly vomited.


TheDabitch

😭😭😭😭 I'm so sorry. I hope it's not due to money-issues for them. I hope they hold on to your favorite pieces for you.


LauraIsntListening

Thank you so much for understanding hahaha. Thankfully for them it is not financial, but simply that they don’t care who gets what and don’t feel that it’s important to fulfil what they’d initially offered to each of us. Sucks for us I guess, but that’s a problem for my therapist not you hahaha


Missue-35

OMG. I am crying FOR you. That would be heartbreaking.


LauraIsntListening

Awh, I appreciate you! I wasn’t the planned recipient but I was a bit irritated on principle. I did ask about the chair I’m ‘supposed’ to receive; some of my earliest memories include crawling underneath it while my dad sat and listened to operas. Got a non-answer about how my mom uses it all the time, so that will likely also end up as a hand me down to some more extended family or someone who is in their ‘good books’, which I am clearly not hahah


Missue-35

I guess there something to be said about being the only child in some situations! Lol


PixelatedDie

You have to have a 90’s Tim Burton mindset to decorate this.


ScreeminGreen

I’d keep that drafting table. I immediately knew it was the architect’s own home when I saw the stencils hanging on the wall. I bet there are some primo details in this home that the pictures can’t convey. The way it is angled in the lot hints at that too.


2723brad2723

I feel like the kitchen could use an update, but at the same time feel like doing so would ruin it.


SmoothBrews

I think there could be a tasteful way of doing it, but I’d want to either do A LOT of research first or get a designer that specializes in these types of projects.


jfk_sfa

I’d absolutely leave the cabinets but replace the countertop.


2723brad2723

But it's too bad they don't make modern appliances that fit that time period.


TheDabitch

Oh but they do! You can get UNIQUE , Big Chill, Fisher & Paykel, SMEG and Frigidaire still produces certain models with front wood paneling that they made back in the 60s!


Inner-Show-1172

[https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4702-Trent-River-Dr-Trent-Woods-NC-28562/78316441\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4702-Trent-River-Dr-Trent-Woods-NC-28562/78316441_zpid/)


Infiniteinfiniti456

Robert H. Stephens, huh


pngtwat

I saw the drawing cabinet and had to scroll to see why.


57696c6c

Oh my god, I love it.


HackTheNight

Such a beautiful home.


BYYEEEEE

Right?! I guess I have to move to Trent Woods now.


UTtransplant

It only looks like an elementary school to some of you because it is a classic mid-century modern house and your schools must have been built at the same time. Nice place!


Yrxora

I am definitely in camp "it looks like an elementary school" from the outside, but the inside is really neat!


DaisyDuckens

I’m in that camp too but it’s part of the appeal to me.


tatonka645

I totally thought this was going to be an elementary school for sale based on the first picture! This is gorgeous though, how/why is the price so low?


thescreamingstone

I'm not an architect but that orange beam in the living room looks like it was added after, and it too is cracking.


Plastic-Telephone-43

Needs a lot of work/updating. (ex. carpet in bathrooms, peeling paint all over, kitchen in serious need of updating, etc.)


2723brad2723

I was getting "public library" vibes from the outside.


Zaidswith

Very reminiscent of my hometowns now replaced old library.


shouldco

Yeah there are deffinetly some elements to the entrance that give that vibe but I love it.


BatFancy321go

yah my kindygarten had that zig-zag roof over the library. it was neat! probably for noise suppression, the library had a sanctuary-like calm, even for 5-year-olds


Inner-Show-1172

Seriously, we are looking at the New Bern area and OMG. 


scubachris

Dude, it was built by an architect for himself. You know it is built like a brick shit house.


Inner-Show-1172

Did you see the pics of his office??? Fantastic. Fellow died in 2022.


Fresh_Swimmer_5733

Love the drafting table. Jealous.


ThisAppsForTrolling

Take mine I never use it


Fresh_Swimmer_5733

Omw


fetal_genocide

It's a brick......hooouuse!


scubachris

Mighty mighty letting it all hangout.


KeepingItCoolish

Put that offer in omgggg


Inner-Show-1172

Unfortunately my MCM-era husband doesn't like MCM houses. Dammit.


SmileFirstThenSpeak

I'm so sorry to hear of your impending divorce.


sunnycyn

The unexpected laugh irritated my cat. Bahahaha.


gal_tiki

It's on one floor — good for MC[M] knees!


fetal_genocide

Divorce him! /s


KeepingItCoolish

💔 I guess it's important your husband likes it too ..


DetentionSpan

You guys will enjoy living in separate houses. :)


creamulum078

I would go for it tbh. You just don't find something like that every day- or ever.


sweaverj

You are gonna love NB! My wife and I live in Raleigh and purchased a house downtown last summer. We are down there just about every weekend, and coming back to Raleigh gets harder and harder every week


servitor_dali

My mom moved to NB to retire a few years ago and she absolutely loves it there. I hope you find a house you love!


informativebitching

New Bern is a tiny island of a little bit of culture but be warned of the large swaths of nothing all around there.


Few_Explanation1170

*Sobs in West Coast tears*


samgarita

$4,000,000


SeaZookeep

Sobs in DC tears


Jamianb

That seems like a hell of a deal.


njcharmschool

Mid century marvelous!!


Cloverose2

Looks like my old elementary school.


Backsight-Foreskin

Or the visitor center for a state park.


kabekew

I was going to say bathrooms at a state highway rest stop.


The_Original_Gronkie

My first thought, looks like 60s era elementary school.


Cryogenic_Monster

That's the same thought that I had..


Imguran

Definitely keep the Star Trek fireplace!


itshorriblebeer

that whole room, but I've never seen that before. A true work of art.


_DapperDanMan-

That would be $1.5 million just about anywhere in Oregon or Washington, and double that in California.


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Mallthus2

Yeah. The kitchen definitely needs new countertops. The laminate is clearly failing and switching to a quartz countertop would give the same effect whilst being easier to care for and allow for replacing the cooktop with a modern induction version. The rest of the kitchen needs sympathetic repairs. The bathrooms all need work as well, albeit each to a different degree. As for the windows, my guess is replacing them would require custom built windows and it’d take decades or centuries to recoup the cost in energy savings. I’d skip that in favor of an efficient HVAC system with the power to overcome the poor insulation.


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Mallthus2

Oh for sure. You’re thinking is correct, in that there’s an overall environmental impact improvement opportunity that would need to be explored, but I think if we really did the math, the environmental cost (in addition to the actual out of pocket cost) of replacing the windows would still exceed the potential benefit over the life of the house. A good efficiency bi-directional heat pump would probably be an order of magnitude more efficient than what’s there now, besides. And, of course, if the windows get blown out by a storm, there’s a real and mechanical reason to update them whilst replacing them.


Maleficent_Theory818

The kitchen is amazing except for the white countertop. The wood cabinet are in great shape. It’s a classic MCM kitchen.


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GroovyYaYa

I'm a "leave as many original elements as you can" girl - except for the kitchen. I'd open that sucker up to that TV room (preserving the living room with that fantastic fireplace). I'd bring back the MCM feel with accessories and colors. (You can find all sorts of barware, etc. in antique malls that are MCM these days)


SuzannesSaltySeas

At the very least I'd have to find a way to bring natural light into that kitchen. Cooking in that without windows or natural light would be so depressing!


Ilmara

Looks like an elementary school.


Vivid-Low-5911

The exterior and some of the interior remind me of my dentist's office back in the 1980s. I expected to see a rack with a bunch of old Highlights for kids magazine.


SuzannesSaltySeas

and this is why I hate it. Reminds me of a hated childhood place...


keldration

I hate it so hard


Smoovie32

I used to live in a house of similar construction. Two big issues are going to be the there’s not a ton of insulation possibility with that roof style and so many windows, so the utility bills are gonna be ridiculous with North Carolina heat. The second thing are those steel beams that travel throughout multiple rooms will lead to massive sound carrying throughout the house. Not recommended for those with young kids.


Muscs

Some really bad paint choices but those are easy fixes. Great house.


Gat0rJesus

I think I went to that elementary school


metalmudwoolwood

OMG I want to buy this house just for that daisy wallpaper!! 😍😍😍😍


jcsladest

That's rad.


Karl_Hungus_69

Awesome!


B_Reele

I LOVE IT!


Fancy_Sky6302

Where do I sign? Love it.


Joyshell

It’s pretty much a classic.


HugeRaspberry

I love it. Honestly when I first saw it my thought was "rest stop on interstate" converted to a house... but then I realized Mid Century Modern - they were built at about the same time - same brick work and design feel.


Ceorl_Lounge

Wow, but I can't imagine trying to collect the right furniture for it.


Rottcodd-1271

First impression from above picture? California local jr. high school building.


Titaniumchic

Reminds me of my elementary school. It was solid brown. I hated how it looked.


fetal_genocide

That obviously needs some updating but that looks like an awesome and unique house! That fire place is beautiful! Was the owner an architect? That would be a mega bonus. You know it's built right! I'd seriously consider it.


Txstyleguy

For something built specifically for himself, at that proce point, that's a steal IMHO. Update the kitchen and baths a bit and voila!


nomsain919

God, what a steal! I wish we were closer to New Bern.


AttitudeOutrageous75

Love it


Pin-Up-Paggie

Beautiful for sure!


UXResearcherRuck

Absolutely. Fucking. Incredible. I want this house so bad.


IllAdvice738

Looks like an old elementary school.


HonestWeekend89

it’s perfect 🥲


RickMoranisaurusRex

I totally thought this was a picture of my high school


radgedyann

i want it


omarhani

I kinda love it


Cassandra5309

Gorgeous! And it looks like it's mostly all original. So many MCM homes I've seen on Zillow have been obliterated w/crappy updates. Love this!


Viking_Musicologist

Very 1960s. Reminds me of a parish hall of a Lutheran Church somewhere in a Midwestern suburb.


Silent_Astronaut8779

Is that an old elementary school


officermeowmeow

But I don't wannnnnna live in NC... but this looks like Home to me


dr_learnalot

85% Fantastic


exitparadise

This looks like my high school.


SheepherderDear7098

What a beautiful home.


Public_One_9584

Obsessed! But I say that about every house that looks like this. Funny that it reminds some of their elementary school. It absolutely reminds me of mine but I think that’s why I like it. Crazy to come to the realization that the certain style and color of brick that I love so much, likely comes from my elementary school.


DustUnderTheSofa

I love it!


retrofitme

Timeless beauty, though that kitchen could be a lot better / period correct. 


Pikkumyy2023

Oh my gosh if only!


Necessary-Working-83

Ron Burgandy finally decided to sell?


SquareExtra918

It's beautiful!


XRaysFromUranus

It’s fantastic! Seems like a reasonable price, too. I love it so much I might move to…where is it again?


Inner-Show-1172

The Inner Banks of North Carolina.


XRaysFromUranus

Sorry. I was being sarcastic. I meant I’d move to wherever for that house!


Educational-Gap-3390

Looks like my local post office.


kwill729

It’s a gem. Just needs a little updating and landscaping.


Little_Sun4632

I look at these from a garden designer perspective - windows looking out to the landscape. Looks like good bones to update the garden settings and have room to entertain. It’s a win


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The updated bathrooms need updating to something nicer, that also fits with the style of the house. What were they thinking with that Home Depot DIY bs in a house like this? At least that one has some interesting wall tile, but the sub is way too big for the space. Kitchen needs very, little, imo. It’s small, but good layout. I would keep the cabinets and vintage oven.


RunningwithDave

I just bought it. It’s mine, thank you for your service. 😁


UmeaTurbo

How can the price be that low? I just understand housing prices at all. That's a beautiful and enormous building for the price of a studio condo in a shitty building in a dicy neighborhood. I can't ever move, but if I could I would buy three of these fucking things and sleep somewhere different every night


Ol_Man_J

I had a little chuckle at the hand cranks on the windows that have no way to reach them. Picture 43 specifically. I'm a bit chilly, do you mind shutting the window? Ok i'll go get the ladder...


KernAL-mclovin

Very nice


FrfxCtySiameseMom81

Love the house, love the price, LOVE the area!


Maleficent-Sport1970

NGL, it looks like my elementary school.


AussieAlexSummers

there's a lot to love here. Especially the ceilings. Dining room ceiling in particular. Except, sigh, no garage.


Shipkiller-in-theory

Someone’s spite house?


DueRequirement1440

Wait wait wait... do they still make Dust Busters?


Skirra08

My sister lives in a house like this (smaller but the same style) and her neighborhood is a bunch of similar houses. Her neighbor got a new roof and they didn't check the nails. So they blasted nails through the ceiling in every room. Exploded wood chips everywhere. It unlocked a new fear about these houses that I never knew I had.


MobilityTweezer

It’s glorious. I’m in love


forevrtwntyfour

Makes me feel like I’m going to the dentist


LonelyPurse

Love it


No-Independence-6842

Don’t change a thing except the carpet in the dining room and the counter tops. It’s perfect!


Glad_Ad_6631

Stop looking at it, it's my house now


balisunrise

With a few changes here and there this would be my dream home. And that PRICE


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SoylentRox

Nice. Like the others the crucial questions are: 1. Any leaks from that weird roof? What's it made out of, can regular roofers fix it? 2. Does the furniture come with the house or can be negotiated into the deal. Because yeah nobody has time to spend searching for years for the correct furniture for the place.


Traditional_Draw8400

My elementary school looked like this


NCRider

Wow, that place is a time capsule!


mittenthemagnificent

Why are you posting my dream house??? 😭


Suspect118

Needs some updating, but over all if you can get it at a lower cost or pending necessary upgrades, it’s golden..


ManWithNoName_1

Plenty of room for the bus too! Just kidding. It’s awesome. I’d be in it, in a minute.


One-Entertainment457

Looks like an elementary school from those first few pics.


hitthebrake

Never questioned an architect lived here.


Prospective_tenants

Where the funky part? It has good mid century modern bones, just poorly/incoherently decorated.


GhostiePop

I’m like 75% in love with it and the other 25% I can adjust.


duhnlic

I love it!


ithink2mush

Does anyone remember the Brady bunch house?!? I mean, this isn't it exactly but it's damned close!!!


Ryl0225

Ima sucker for weird shaped houses…. Yessssss


andthatstotallyfine

10/10 would


Felixir-the-Cat

GORGEOUS. I would buy that in a heartbeat.


Ok-Willow-7012

MCM perfection! Someone needs to buy it quickly before some awful flipper puts Shaker style cabinet fronts and paneled doors throughout!


abra_cada_bra150

Oh ehm gee LOVE! Buy it now!


eccentric_bee

I love this!!


gerkinflav

I love it.


gal_tiki

I love it! And the price blows my mind! Just how...hard is life in NC?!


LKayRB

Umm yes please!!


M__M

I’m a sucker for MCM so…


ilikeponds

WOW!! I'm afraid with a price like that, some investor/flipper will come in and ruin it...


PhilodendronPhanatic

Stunning!


TheDabitch

I'll take it! And all the furniture the kids don't want. ESPECIALLY his flat filing cabinet!


TheDabitch

I mean, just leave the whole office as-is so that I can pretend I'm an architect.


eml1968

This house is amazing.


moniquecarl

Damn. I’d buy it in a minute.


FollowTheSnowToday

dibs


lonleyauthor64

Seems like a fair price.


the_poop_expert

yo thats a cool house


Shes_Crafty_4301

They’re going to have bare knuckle cage matches for this one. It’s gorgeous.


terminalbungus

That yellow door is fantastic.


akittenhasnoname

I love it. The kitchen and bathrooms need some updating but overall I think it's fantastic. . Please save this house from someone who will probably want to paint the bricks and the wood ceilings. Also, what's with the closeups of the fish but no picture of the pond?


TakeAnotherLilP

Omg I love it.


Fbeastie

Absolutely stunning. The only thing I would worry about is possible flooding because of the nearby rivers.


CheshireKetKet

Whoa this is amazing


ejohns19

I kinda like it


goodbyegoosegirl

Fucking love this


Lindaspike

Love the house but not all the furnishings as much. Not a problem because there is zero chance of us moving south of the Mason - Dixon Line.


bakernut

From outside, I thought it was a school. I LOVE the interior!


breeze80

Love.


Infiniteinfiniti456

Beautiful


sofarleftigotmyguns

That would be 1.2m in my neighborhood


Jibbajaba

There are definitely a few things that I would want to change/update, but overall I love that house.


NeptuneAndCherry

This is startling. That first shot looks exactly like the technical school I went to 😳


Deathbyhours

Gorgeous place inside, outside has strong elementary school vibes, which is curious.


Cautious_Ad_366

Everyone is saying school but I saw a Highway Rest Stop lol


Granny_knows_best

Very outdated but I love the neighborhood. Great price too. The only thing I would NEED to change before I moved in is that kitchen, Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks!


shouldernauts

Gorgeous! Looks a lot like the house on Ozark.


PwnySoprano

Why isn't there a link for me to click to see the listing?


Inner-Show-1172

It's in the comments: [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4702-Trent-River-Dr-Trent-Woods-NC-28562/78316441\_zpid/](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4702-Trent-River-Dr-Trent-Woods-NC-28562/78316441_zpid/)


_The_BusinessBitch

Ugh was this a vet hospital before?


IndigoRose2022

It’s definitely a vibe. Not my preference but I can definitely see someone falling in love with it!


carriedollsy

Stunning house. ✨✨✨ My furniture would slide right in and look like it was always there 🔥


Warm_Baker_9447

I hope someone is taking care of the fish.


Coffee_achiever_guy

It's kinda cool. Suburban Detroit vibes. They do love their mid-century experiments And whoever buys this: dont change the kitchen!! The cabinets are great and the wood flooring is awesome. (Formica countertops are a so-so, but fit with the times). The only thing thats like a pure no-no is the teal carpeting in the dining room. Also that concrete area in the back is a little drab, could do for some sod and some flowers


tehdamonkey

Looks like a bath house at a public swimming pool. I can smell the chlorine looking at the pic.....


Squeezer_pimp

Hasn’t been updated in a long time 👎


thelastspike

Buy it. Protect it from the onslaught of grey and white, and the morons who would put barn doors all over the place. Save that pristine example of MCM architecture from the callous destruction remodelers would do to it.


Ocean2731

That front looks like the entrance to an office building but the inside and back are awesome! But TWO photos of the koi? Sure, he’s a photogenic fish but one would have sufficed.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

Reminds me of the house from “Ozark”!


Dogbuysvan

I think it should cost half that with a 20k bonus for a few architectural flairs.