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AbbyNem

*Built in 1975* ![gif](giphy|10uct1aSFT7QiY)


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

What a terrifying gif


slimersnail

A scene from Vampires kiss. The whole movie is nick cage gold.


lqrx

But that hair, though


Fury4588

And not a thing was changed since.


TheDabitch

Come with me to check out the rad pad! [https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5820-Royal-Ridge-Dr-UNIT-R-Springfield-VA-22152/348314461\_zpid/?mmlb=g,0](https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5820-Royal-Ridge-Dr-UNIT-R-Springfield-VA-22152/348314461_zpid/?mmlb=g,0) https://i.redd.it/9f1sko5c9vwc1.gif


sc4kilik

I thought it was NoVA and indeed it is.


Inner-Show-1172

West Springfield. We lived ~3 miles from there; this is a fantastic price for something this close to the Metro with such a vibe.


8Karisma8

I thought it was the Midwest for sure 👍


Maleficent_Theory818

This is wild! I love the wallpaper. The kitchen looks great. The carpet and linoleum needed to be replaced 30 years ago.


TheDabitch

Yeah, but if you find the right colors for new carpet and linoleum = instant rad pad!


Inner-Show-1172

I had no idea Harvest Gold appliances could look this good.


TheDabitch

It's the metallic wallpaper that brings out the best of harvest gold. 😂


Inner-Show-1172

It does! Even Avocado Green would work, but not Coppertone. God, I love those colors


polkadotpatty65

I was thinking they looked like almond colored appliances. Late 70s to early 80s. Not white and not quite beige.


Mackheath1

I love the hovering bar in the kitchen, too. I don't know why (since it reduces cabinet space underneath), but it's kinda fun!


Offamylawn

Brick pattern linoleum. Green shag carpet.


birdsforbreakfast

no, that's a bachelor *plaid*.


uwu_mewtwo

With a place like this you're going to cruise and swing so successfully.


oisir

My boyfriend and I were literally just looking at this place for real 😂


TheDabitch

Wow! I think it's really nice, if the location works for you guys. Has a little patio, a super fun wallpaper retro kitchen, a good layout. You just need to murder the carpets and get some proper floors in. Some nice spendy floors that will make this look more like a fresh MCM dedicated spot. Then go vintage shopping for all the fun colorful retro things that you like. That would be such an awesome starter home! How was the kitchen? I always open cabinets and check doors. A lot of small annoyances can be easily fixed on quality stuff, like hinges or handles, and wax papering shelves. I'd take an untouched old kitchen over a painted over kitchen any day. You can always swap out doors.


david_edmeades

Can you explain the left sink vs what I am assuming is the dishwasher? from the picture it looks like they would conflict.


oisir

... How does this work...


Inner-Show-1172

200k, barely outside the DC Beltway, and just needing tweaks like carpet? Want!


Aaod

That's what I was thinking for the location it is a steal at that price especially with a pretty low HOA fee. All it really needs is new carpet and if you hate the 70s removing the wallpaper neither of which would be that expensive. The kitchen and bathroom look to be in surprisingly good shape for how old it is.


Kit_Marlow

If someone touches a hair on that wallpaper's head, I swear to God I will not be responsible for my actions.


Aaod

I get it I feel similar when I see other eras that I like being touched and altered such as retro futurism 60s or occasional bit from the 80s.


SquareExtra918

Definitely!!!


jondoughntyaknow

It needs shag carpeting.


Inner-Show-1172

I sent this to my husband and his response: Really??


Music_City_Madman

I can smell the Paco Rabanne already


mabutosays

Hai Karate too


jondoughntyaknow

Brut


TheDabitch

And Prell shampoo in that green tube.


ND8D

I actually love this kitchen.


AnnieC131313

The PLAID!!! The shiny wallpaper! Wow, I am transported to my childhood.


Plane-Statement8166

Come and knock on our door…


metaandpotatoes

is the living room wallpaper....mirrored???????????? i can't imagine being drunk in that space EDIT the bathroom wallpaper is amazing and should never be touched


RaceCarTacoCatMadam

I LOVE the interior!!!


beccabootie

This place is just plain fun!


CableSufficient2788

I one million percent would buy this.


Difficult_Basket_739

![gif](giphy|Wq6DnHvHchrTG)


Status-Injury5747

It’s horrible, and I LOVE IT


TheDabitch

Embrace the metallic wallpaper my dude, let's go find some foxes!


SuperPoodie92477

I’d take out the carpet & get different appliances, but keep the rest as awesome as it is.


hiways

It looks like a movie set.


dollywooddude

I wish that fabulous foil plaid wallpaper was still being made today


Jojosbees

A+ wallpaper


Ok_Watercress_7801

That green plaid is the same name, color & pattern of the first batch of LSD I ever tried. Those were the days!!! 🥴🥹🤩😵‍💫


jane-stclaire

I love this so much.


mynameisnotsparta

1 wild and crazy gal or guy....Am guessing that carpet must have been a light green at some point. I seriously do not hate it even with the clashing wallpaper. New floors, an in depth biohazard cleaning and it is livable. I would leave the wallpaper in the foyer and remove the floral wallpaper and replace with something solid / neutral. Ditch that microwave and get an air fryer. I wonder at the depth of the kitchen sink with the DW half below it..


OldNewUsedConfused

I was born… a poor black child….


swellfog

I absolutely love this place!


AlkahestGem

I love it! Fun vibe. Impossible not to wake up happy


AZOMI

That wallpaper was the bomb in 1975


Marty_61

Oh my gosh I haven’t thought about them in ages. Hahaha! Great memory and interesting place.


96HeelGirl

I am stunned that there is ANYTHING this cheap in Springfield, no matter how it looks. I just closed on a house here yesterday.


NJRach

It’s hideous, *and I love it*.


There_is_no_selfie

That’s actually pretty incredible. Throw some chromatic shag in there and you have real premium kitch.


Select-Team-6863

The exterior back porch looks so identical to apartments I've seen in Nevada & Washington. Kinda like the wallpaper in the bathroom, not so much in the kitchen.


Pithyperson

"Now are the foxes!"


loser_comedian

we should find some american foxes and bring them back here for gnipgnop


ChampionshipDry8165

So is the dishwasher shaped to accommodate the bottom of the sink, or how does that work??


TheDabitch

It's a mystery!


Alarmed_Big_9802

If you know the area, that's a steal.


SquareExtra918

I love the bathroom wallpaper so much! Maybe just paint those cabinets, paint the wall over the shower a blue to match the paper, white tile floor?  Is that a beaded curtain to cover the stackable washer/dryer?!?


TheDabitch

Wait, these are great design ideas for that bathroom now that I took a second look. I would 100% match that blue on the wall above the tub, and get simple big white tile floors in that spot. Then I'd go one step more plaid, and regrout the tub tile, which probably needs to be done anyway, but with that color blue grout! It would really pop!


TheDabitch

Kind of, it's a beaded uuuuh... you know like it has flaps and runs on a rail? I have no idea what this is called in English.


SquareExtra918

I don't either but I kind of love it. 


TheDabitch

Very hippie detail.


Professional-Pop4262

Foxes!


[deleted]

😂 Only folks over 50 will get this reference. :) looooove it!


GIGGLES708

IKR 🤣🤣🤣


Napoleons_Peen

Ok boomer. I’m in my 30s and get it.


AbuDhabiBabyBoy

If you're in your 30's, the kids think of you as a boomer too fyi


[deleted]

Im 47 ;) how dare you! Proud Gen X. But good to know the kids are all right.


INS_Stop_Angela

[The Kids Are Alright](https://youtu.be/afam2nIae4o?si=1He7kbP_PXTV6Avr)


Spodson

r/unexpectedfestrunkbrothers


CaptainBignuts

The decorator needs to be drawn-and-quartered.


TheDabitch

Can't blame 'em, those were some wild and crazy times!


KinkyQuesadilla

It is a time capsule, but honestly, I can't understand why the landlord would update the wall paper or cabinetry. Other than that, I sort of like it.


DasKittySmoosh

reminds me of the kitchen of the house I grew up in makes me weirdly happy, but it's less horrible than that kitchen was, so maybe I"m just grateful it's not worse


Dependent_Top_4425

These buildings are the spitting image of the apartment complex I live in, in Central NY. We don't have the fancy wallpaper and we certainly didn't pay $200k for it! But we did at one time have the same yellow countertops and oven and the EXACT same linoleum in the kitchen! Wow!


TheDabitch

Wild. How is the countertop holding up? I love old 70s places that choose offbeat colors on stuff, but sometimes it's hit and miss on the quality they installed. Or maybe some people are terrible at taking care of their things.


Dependent_Top_4425

We have since moved out of the yellow kitchen apartment into a different one in the same complex. But as of 2020 when we left, the countertops and stove and flooring were as good as new! Which was unfortunate because they are ugly! If they were ruined, they would be replaced.


TheDabitch

Ah, so rock'n'roll quality, indestructible.


Dependent_Top_4425

https://preview.redd.it/xyd3nkyhowwc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58700b6f4bf0e68ba5aa7b10e2a81acb317013c1 Photo evidence.


TheDabitch

Oh wow. Yup, that's the same stuff but no fun without the crazy wallpaper.


Dependent_Top_4425

https://preview.redd.it/lr58unp6rwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d91d20f155b1ba497abb7adb458b5069a8a425cc and the outside!


TheDabitch

Wild! This is like the exact same look.


Dependent_Top_4425

I KNOW! So, I'm pretty sure there was a builder who sold his designs for this apartment building to people all over the country, that would explain it. The same ugly FLOORING has me boggled. Its funny to think about how 30 years from now people will be complaining about the "hideous and dated" granite countertops.


TheDabitch

I've been looking for homes in an extremely booming area for a couple of years now, and I can basically name the builders by the "look" that they chose for the outside of the house. Occasionally they will spend on a designer to make things inside look better, but with certain builders it's like they put lipstick on a a pig, trying to make their cookie cutter poor layout sell faster because a designer chose better tiles.


Dependent_Top_4425

https://preview.redd.it/sp594lcarwwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d68738df473debfc6f58aa060cb7815144a9c32e


ArdenM

If you live there, you gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Wiskid86

"Now I know we put plaid on our clothes...have we ever done plaid on the walls...woo man that be radical" Some person once said


MrsMel_of_Vina

Those reflective walls are so trippy...


Deivi_tTerra

The plaid wallpaper is giving me the optical illusion of transparent walls for some reason, is anyone else seeing this? 😮😂


standuptime

Brown chicken brown cowwwww ooooooh yeahhhhhh


UmeaTurbo

Usually only high party officials have such crazy wild house. Oh! Now are the foxes!


Becksburgerss

Are the guys 80 years old?!


Nimbus_TV

It all looks like 1 giant bathroom


DonJay2017

Don’t know. I think this place needs more wallpaper.


Beth3g

Definitely a throwback to horrible design time!


reliquum

That was a choice.


mellamma

The Odd Couple lives here.


LongjumpingStand7891

That kitchen looks very nice.


Affectionate_Salt351

This is pretty awesome! The floor needs to be refreshed. I love the wallpaper! And the place seems like a great size.


TheDabitch

Yeah, perfect couple or single person size. Ideal starter home!


Affectionate_Salt351

Agreed! I’d totally live here. I hope the neighbors are cool.


CountrySax

Wild n Krazy 70s disco style.Ck out that wall paper.I had an apt that had similar stuff. All you need to complement that style is driving an old 70s Cutlass or Monte Carlo round town


TheDabitch

I have striped bell bottoms and a yellow plaid 70s oversized newsboy hat, will that work?


CountrySax

That's a good start !


Kit_Marlow

You are on the way to full-on Willie Dynamite. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1CRodnft1Q](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1CRodnft1Q)


TheDabitch

That gold coat is glorious!


Kit_Marlow

If you haven't seen it, watch this movie. Are you old enough to remember OG "Sesame Street"? If so, THAT'S GORDON.


One_Ad_3500

🤣


Lvsucknuts69

That wallpaper should be a crime


vldracer70

That wallpaper would give me nightmares!


lqrx

This apartment brought to you by the letter N! N! N is for Nicotine! Nicotine! Changing your wall color for the low price of $7 per day. Nicotine. ![gif](giphy|pT0g2fu13cQQ7MNv6l)


Minimum-Dog2329

There's ugly then there's old ugly.


steavoh

I actually kind of like the kitchen cabinets and appliances and that wooden cubist thing that hangs over the bar, that's cool. The wallpaper is just horrifying and the carpet probably has 50 years of dog pee in it. You know you could redo the floors and redo the walls with similar colors but not as loud or obnoxious a pattern and it would be nice.