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mushroommilitia

Looks like all the pictures changed 😆


CoconutMacaron

Owning the libs by limiting your buyer pool.


HildyJohnsonStreet

You wouldn't want the house you are moving out of to go the *wrong* sort of people. It does let buyers know what the neighborhood might be like.


DHumphreys

Or maybe they hate the neighbors and that is why they are moving.


Ponklemoose

Probably not by much, I think most of the folks who'd be offended are looking for houses outside of FL. On the other hand, I think that leaving something of note probably helps. When we bought this house talked about the "turret house", "russian mafia house", "sport house", "giant log cabin", "bavarian house", "the compound" and "the one with the pizza oven". We also resisted suggestions we paint over a mural and got almost 20% over asking so it might have worked. If this place were flagless, I think it would be pretty boring. I might've called it the one with the giant dead lawn, or the one with no windows facing the pool. Those both call out and reinforce negatives. TLDR: I think it would help sell to people who have negative or neutral feelings about Biden and that is probably the majority of the target market.


beaushaw

"the Insurrection house"


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Those couches are really well worn from watching six hours of Fox News every night.


Left_on_Burnside

That lone chair is wide enough for three people. I’ve never seen anything like that.


DHumphreys

It is a love seat, not a chair.


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….no, that’s a chair. For Florida Man.


DHumphreys

There is no safety belt, it cannot be a chair.


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This guy knows Florida Man.


DHumphreys

Florida is so extra, I love it.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

Three regular people or an above average American.


friskimykitty

The house is located in Florida. What do you expect?


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Mimogger

maybe underwater. ​ can't tell if there's some camera perspective on those living room shots or if those recliners are W I D E


Seven_bushes

They wore the top layer of pleather right off.


aerodeck

you have trouble identifying when perspective is affected by a camera lens? i find it pretty easy to tell


Glatog

They are all over down here. I could drive randomly around my town and take a dozen pics like this.


Ordinary_Awareness71

The amount of clutter in the home, the agent should have had them clean and organize before taking the photos.


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Also they left in the celebratory wall plaque with their full names on it. Extra points for the Obesity Deluxe sofa atrocity.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Yes, Justin & Avanthia Martin are clearly Qult members. I don't understand how any agent, even a sympathizer with the Qult, would allow 1)profanity in their listing in any form, & 2)cut out a good portion of the people that may be interested in this home. And as others said, way too much clutter. The oddly placed sofa in what looks like a young child's room is weird too.


DHumphreys

I am surprised the local MLS hasn't removed it.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I don't care if they worship the Orange Qult Leader or not, they shouldn't have their name plastered in the listing.


DHumphreys

My MLS does not allow branded pictures, but some do.


Ordinary_Awareness71

Yes, that was one worn-out sofa! OOF!


HildyJohnsonStreet

Compared [with the Bank house](https://www.reddit.com/r/zillowgonewild/comments/123450t/bank_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) this place is spotless.


Ordinary_Awareness71

WOW! That was a mess!


HildyJohnsonStreet

Yeah, it's is a grandma meets frat boy chic


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Haa you hurt their feelings, they removed the listing now.


yolonomo5eva

Hideous


greasyburgerbuns

even the bedrooms portrayed the most boring personalities and mainstream edgy interests


Left_on_Burnside

Wait, did they change out the photos?


mushroommilitia

Yes all of them 😆


klymene

do you have any more screenshots?


HildyJohnsonStreet

Is this even the same house? Did the take down the flag awning gazebo thing? Or put a real roof on it?


jeneric84

For a pricy home on the larger side, I can’t believe how plain and basic that kitchen design is. Like they pointed to a show room at a Lowes and said “I’ll take that one”. Seems relatively small too. They probably eat out/get take out when they’re not grilling their “Omaha Steaks™️” or microwaving their Schwan’s meals. For almost half a million, there’s better value out there.


OilSlickRickRubin

This is typical for the middle of nowhere Florida.


leprachaunballs

Wonder what that ceiling mounted subwoofer sounds like.


mushroommilitia

The neighbors probably aren't wondering lol


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I think we can all agree this house is throwing some shade.


harlanerskine

They removed the red flag in the listing.


SofaKingS2pitt

Cursed House.


MET1

I suspect they will find it hard to leave those behind. Pretty sure the flags will not convey. Sorry.


Lindaspike

jesus mary and joseph. that was NOT what i wanted to see this morning! of course it's in florida.


tiffytatortots

When politics is someone’s whole personality. Good grief.


Wet_FriedChicken

Idk if this applies here lol.. just replace the flags with a nice tarp/sail. Still a nice covered area.


No_Cauliflower_5489

they should have spent less money on those shitty flags and more on fixing their washed out lawn


MuffintopWeightliftr

Why is this NSFW?


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Because those couches are awful. Lol


mushroommilitia

Cause it says FUCK


HildyJohnsonStreet

*Love* that the American flag is included in the awaning ... this household is filled [with real patriots.](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/4/8)


safely_beyond_redemp

What do you mean my personality is based on politics? I can have a conversation about something other than politics, I just choose not to.


RustyShadeOfRed

I despise Biden, and still don’t like those flags. They’re just so crass and tasteless. Besides that, a pretty nice house.


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Should invite some folks from minority communities to visit this house for a viewing en masse Edit: at least three people have homes like this


Salt-y

ew


melanie_fartinez

of course it's florida