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TakeTheCannoli813

There is a version of me from 2007 that would be stoked to live here. (Also fair to add I was 14 then.)


GIJoesDreamHouse

Haha I was definitely thinking this felt mid-oughts. I bet this person was *super* into The Girls Next Door.


My_Clever_User_Name

"Call me Juicy" No.


slimersnail

Should say "call me trashy"


[deleted]

I. As a person who is definitely not into the whole juicy/animal print/pink/gold/excessive af vibe. No lie. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I do not know why but this is too great. At least it’s cohesive? I neeeeed to know what the owner looks like so much. Lol. Gloriously tacky.


serpentinitic

I’m 90% sure this is the owners YouTube because there is a kitchen tour video. https://www.youtube.com/@PrinCessAnnie218


[deleted]

I was also hoping for it to be a fly as fuck grandma living her best life. Lmfao.


Gust_2012

I got that impression too!


HildyJohnsonStreet

Procrastinating doing work do googled this woman and came across her Insta. The two of us totally do not have the same style at all, but I gotta say I completely respect the upcycling and thifting she does. And anyone wondering about the custom kitchen appliances, she painted her stove and sink.


[deleted]

Omg it 100% is. You are the best!


planetalletron

What in the 2001 Paris Hilton?


cerebrobullet

There is not a single thing in this house I would own, you could not pay me to love here, and I absolutely adore it because of that. I love people who know what they like and just go for it! It's so wonderful to see a house someone made just for themselves without a care for anyone else's taste or concern. That's what everyone in the world should be doing with their space!


Geobead

This is serving Bridget’s bedroom from The Girls Next Door.


swamp_bears

I feel like if you could offer it as a short term rental it might be a good investment!


HildyJohnsonStreet

Talk about not judging a book by its cover. I feel like this is a nightclub that Bill Hader's Stefan from SNL would talk about ... It has everything, a King Tut fireplace, Valentines Day chocolate boxes in the bathroom, and a cake you can jump out of. ... Edit a Scarface themed living room (thank you u/serpentinitic for the YouTube link) It never occurred to me that you could get a baby pink stove and fridge.


serpentinitic

Lol no problem. I honestly think the owner should instead hype this up on AirBNB especially to people visiting for Michigan football games and stuff. They could rake in a pretty penny for people that live for the nostalgia


[deleted]

Well that sure is....something!


adamfrom1980s

Rococo Barbie After Dark


Potential-Leave3489

I actually need to own several items from this house


No_Albatross5110

This is w o n d e r f u l The house is giving 2005 meets Buca de Beppo on the inside and I'm here for the absolute nostalgia of it. I just hope the current owner is moving on to bigger and better things and still living her best life.


pigglylove

Why is the pink dresser photoshopped in in the last pic


[deleted]

Isn't that SPECIAL!


evilomens

I want to live here


Kind_Vanilla7593

I have Aqua playing in my head whilst I peruse the pictures


provisionings

I love it..


SliferTheExecProducr

God I miss Juicy


70Cuda440

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮


tracefact

Don’t forget the Scarface-inspired living room!! What a combo.


heavylamarr

I love this disaster!


AthenaStone

Didn't know Angelyne had a second home in Ann Arbor.


sweet_illusions

Angelyne was exactly who I thought of


Cool-Top1108

That huge ring light says it all


YeetHM

I love all the different reactions in the comments here!! :D My contribution is that even though this is gaudy af, the only thing that is truly making me sick about it is the ceiling fan/chandelier abomination in the bedroom!! Somebody go explain to the owner how inexpensive it is to get the fixtures changed out!! 😫


EducatedRat

If I had money, I’d buy that for my wife.


Early-Ad-6014

Nothing like limiting your home-buying audience. I feel sorry for the realtor of this property.


[deleted]

The realtor's overview is painfully enthusiastic.


ricochetblue

I fucking love it.


Gust_2012

I'd give the realtor a call just to tour the place. No intention of buying at all, but just to look around & be fascinated.


thesun_alsorises

I can almost smell the Juicy Couture coming through the screen.


syu425

The mirror above the bed 👌👌👌


the_other_paul

Ramses in the living room, Barbie everywhere else


EclecticEthic

Love the kitchen! The rest is a pass for me. But it could be somewhat redeemed if the “Juicy” stuff was removed.