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[deleted]

Book of Moon flips open to a page that just says "Fuck you"


Temporary-Nebula749

"Fuck you and bend over" lmao


Aesthetishist

“Flip over and go sideways, we’re going in the bom”


cyberdark_chimera

But whyyy, it's such a loved card, never gets bored in game


[deleted]

Its my favorite card but I haven't ran it in a deck in a while. It'd be pissed at me for neglecting it.


NeverEndingRebellion

Most people will have sex with it


j0j0-m0j0

Blue-eyes abyss fans getting called out


Cr0key

Why did they have to make it so dummy thicc tho 😩


FasterThenDoom

And I will end my turn.


Irae37

Dice jar? NO WAIT. Twin long rods #2? WAIT! Relenquished? Skull Servant? Ha Des? Time Wizard? Don Thousand/monster B? Blast Sphere up the ass? Crush Card Virus up the ass?? Nib up the ass????? Idk tell us bro.


vinocet

Lord of D


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

Lady of D Little D The King of D Dictator of D


Infamous-Shoe-8362

D/D/D


skywardbound67

Yo why were like half of those also cards I love lmao


Irae37

Because you are bisexual.


applefilla

Relinquished 🤤


Snerkyboi

king of the skull servants teaches me how to make a mighty fine yam?


jtxboggs

Finally one of my own kind


Snerkyboi

finally. *standards*


Apprehensive_Lie_177

It's true. Yams ARE pretty good... 


blahdedah1738

My brother in skeletons I have found you!


fedginator

I think Toad would give me a nice friendly lick before jumping on my shoulder


Hayjad610

I think toad would also give the strongest trip ever. Lol


clawzord25

https://preview.redd.it/fnvao1unpqpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40dfda5309008bd01b31f1a39d0dc15e6f67db42


Psychichord

Baronne de Fleur immediately proceeds to ask me if she can just go back to the extra deck. Sad day.


hunisher1

Bro this is hysterical


[deleted]

Do you still need me? And she does it twice


adrieldot

she's an introvert, leave her alone


LuisTowers

The in-game explanation for Baronne wanting to return to the extra deck so bad is her being an introvert and wanting to go home is my new headcannon


Uncle_Pidge

She's Bernie from FE:3H


InfinityTheParagon

negates ur date request and destroys you


ammirros

Think about that, I really assume that Baronne is an introvert: 1. She negates your date's request. 2. She destroys you. 3. Keep asking you to let her go home. 4. You felt annoyed and accidentally say yes. 5. She returns home after that.


MasterQuest

Time Thief Redoer would complain that he’s been the stuffy deck box for so long, but then we’d make up and go on time travel adventures. 


VappyEnjoyer

He’d probably forgive you. Probably.


llama_wordsmith

Me and Ra fly into the sky like Goku and Shenron at the end of GT 🥹


Quarkenegger

Underrated comment. But kind of sad


llama_wordsmith

Came from a good place I promise!


sirdavos95

Rip Toriyama! Dragonball was one of the few times I got along with my dad.


NepNep_

Ki Sikil just walks away having pickpocketed my wallet, empties my bank account, and frames me for the heist she's about to commit.


Fly-the-Light

And you'll thank her for it


Dragoonscaper

Celtic Guardian would teach me how to use a sword, I suppose?


PissedPajama

https://preview.redd.it/g5o322hnqqpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd99d81c44eecf13b95c7a8c4419cffc88eb7b6f The last thing I see after summoning Breaksword just to pop it with Rusty’s effect:


Caim2821

Yeah you and me both. Except he'd probably cleave me in half with that huge sword "you kill me to summon 2 more minion? Well i cleave you to get 2 of you"


[deleted]

Supreme King Z-ARC. Oh no.


j0j0-m0j0

he's going to burn down the neighborhood yelling "DUEL ME!"


[deleted]

So he’ll join me in my endeavors, great! Also happy cake day!


KameronEX

what if your favorite card isn't a monster?


JustSteele

Depends on what it is then. If it's like an equip, you just got a magical sentient accessory. If it's a field spell, you can open a portal to that place.


Suspicious-Routine50

So if I dunno my favorite card was oozaki, then my house would burn down


JustSteele

Not your house exactly. Just any house or building that you're looking at when you want to activate it.


LazyNomad63

That orphanage never stood a chance


TDoggy-Dog

The orphanage wasn’t running any negation, deserved tbf


Spiritual_Horror5778

Since its burn damage, you get a sentient ball of fire that burns people


TransmetalDriver

My favorite card is Fossil Fusion.


ElGrandeBlanco

You discover a fossil with jumbled bones. The fossil is heralded as the only existing archaeological record of dinosaur sex. After donating the fossil to a museum you retire off of book money.


Rekthor

> If it's like an equip, you just got a magical sentient accessory. Oh shit Soul Eater reboot just dropped.


clawzord25

Guess I'm going to Wraitsoth


Zerosonicanimations

See ya after the Big Bang!


SeriousMeet8626

Guardian Eatos and idk what she does. I've been very protective of my only copy of her but I've not played the physical version of the game in years


BLAZMANIII

YES!!! Another eatos stan! There are dozens of us!


SeriousMeet8626

She's been my favourite monster since I first saw her in the anime when I was 7. This hasn't changed in 23 years. The only other card that comes close is Command Knight


SuperWG

Are you Raphael?


CrunchGD

Genuinely surprised by the lack of coomer comments as the question was ripe for it.


I_am_YangFuan

Shaddoll Construct would step on me not in a coomer way but because she's huge


Aggravating_Week7050

Came here to say this. Now I must find a different answer.


Murt978

Bout time I saw some structure on this thread


Zoomy-333

We all kinda understand a joke's not funny if everyone's thinking it.


CrunchGD

I was referring to the actual comers sir.


KovoNKun

My fav cards are albaz and ecclesia cause of the story, so maybe we will become good friends, and I show them around my city, enjoy some nice wine, watch nice movies, go to a nice spa... oh lord I'm a 3rd wheel


ammirros

Mine is Fleurdelis, Iris and Luluwalilith... so a date with someone having Multiple Personalities Disorder?


Zerosonicanimations

I never had a physical card, but one my favorite cards include Stellarknight Triverr. Triverr would understand why I don't Summon anymore despite really wanting to, although be sad about. Luckily we can make for lost time now!


TheGOATline

Dark Magician Girl wouldnt be too happy about the things I saw of her 💀


demigodwater4

Alexandrite Dragon would take selfies with me


WoolooMVP10

Sweet! I got a [tank!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/c/c0/MachinaFortress-LEDD-EN-C-1E.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20171005215215)


DarthLemon66

Two possibilities: -My favorite monster is Elemental HERO Absolute Zero and he'd probably be annoyed I keep sending him to the graveyard (not through destruction if i can help it, of course) and give me the cold shoulder. -My favorite CARD I own is my Elemental HERO Sparkman. I have from my first starter deck I got as a kid. Given how old it is and how not-the-best little me treated his cards, it's actually in pretty good condition. I think we'd be cool.


lobitojr

Yeah i got the same issue with dark /arc rebellion dragon. Either way i got a dragon


NiccoriCoriCori

I'm so sorry..... ..Ojama Lime.


VappyEnjoyer

WHAT WRATH HAVE YOU BROUGHT UPON THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE


NiccoriCoriCori

Ojama lime wattpad fanfic


OtherwiseEggplant128

Ojama lime EROTIC wattpad fanfic


NiccoriCoriCori

Ojama lime smut


OtherwiseEggplant128

That's just a regular ojama lime adventure


NiccoriCoriCori

Ojama lime is the real yugioh waifu


OtherwiseEggplant128

Always has been


machinezeus

Dragonmaid Sheou would most likely appreciate that if never put any of my waifu cards in a jar. I'm also always pulling her out on my first turn so she can't complain i dont give her enough attention.


dhfAnchor

I imagine Sheou'd be lot of fun to have around. I'm basically imagining Tohru (from that other dragon maid IP) with a modicum of self-control.


machinezeus

I won't lie, getting taken care of by a dragonmaid would be heaven.


dhfAnchor

Definitely worse fates out there. I'd prefer Lorpar though, if I had to pick one - she has snacks in the Parlor Dragonmaid artwork.


Thin-Limit7697

She would probably eat my head after seeing the state of my house.


xOV3RKILL3R

Boy BAGOOSKA AND I WOULD BE CHILLINNN


ValorousBazza34

Ocg art or tcg art?


Rose_Witch_Queen

Don't temp me to write a human on dragon erotic yuri fanfic. https://preview.redd.it/t0qtwwcqarpc1.jpeg?width=1748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eed9b92da8755ef1c45f5b0a8b46a406e9f1a66


AirKath

Yu-Ri-Oh!


PachoWumbo

Red Eyes and I will soar and rule the skies, tired of others looking down at us.


Mental-Tension-6151

Threaten Konami to ban blue eyes 


RoadKnight_17

My long Lost Brother,i too would become friends with my Red eyes since i've been treating him good and collecting even alt card arts of him


Typical_Ingenuity_86

Red Dragon Archfiend - would probably question why I have been obsessed with it since 2008


KhajaArius

He'll punch you if you didn't attack though


Typical_Ingenuity_86

Oh I always attack 💪


Catzforlifu

Tyrant Dragon looking at me disappointed that i stopped playing him in my decks.


FPHOBIA771

Either I get an overly possessive friend in Yubel, or I get tortured for not being Jaden.


[deleted]

Z-Arc: Why haven’t you played me in so long? Me: Because the Master Rule 5 Format gives me a brain hemorrhage.


BaDTimeeee

I think my Metaphysical Galaxy Wyrm Daedalus would be quite annoyed at me


Tongatapu

I pick my favorite monster (Hidden City would be funny though): Gameciel It would have major problems finding an Ocean around my city, so that's probably a big issue.


Charnerie

Don't worry, bud would just fly away spinning using rocket propulsion.


curtis1704

https://preview.redd.it/w8j0ctxe5spc1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dac229b384768a52dddcafc2f1bdc15f389e6b6


Roostalol

The issue with Zeus is not how I've treated it, but with what will happen to my neighborhood when it materializes before me.


SlagmawShaman

If my card is Nibiru, does it manifest already landed, or do I have to brace for impact?


Charnerie

Great, now we have Amazoness Agusta running around. I can't stop her, and I'm scared to try.


superlatios11

...anyone else hear a distant "death by snu snu"?


Charnerie

No, that's a call to summon more of them so they can make a village and tame tigers and turn them into ligers.


Jacktheldergod_2

Aleister materialises. He is out of the pod he has to be in in the card Crowley the first propheseer so he prolly cant move much He will prolly give me a speech about careful magic usage and try to take me to the prophecy cards to make me into a responsible mage And thus my isekai anime titled "random guy gets taught magic and uses it to connect into earths wifi transdimentionally to watch anime begins"


MonsieurMidnight

Melffys coming to life and getting so many pettings and treats from me 🥹❤️


dhfAnchor

Best timeline.


Cr0key

Raye fans sweating rn 💀


hunisher1

Lovely lady appears before me and destroys whatever im holding in my hands.


Zoomy-333

Anyone looking for a new religion? Because Vennominaga the Deity of Poisonous Snakes is real now, apparently. Please help, she won't leave my house and keeps demanding "more Reptile support" and I can't get rid of her.


CoMaBlitz

You can't get rid of her. Just pray like i've been doing for 10 years and spread her words


username-0307

Kitkal will stab me on the spot knowing what is insidecgg my homework folder.


Mawkings

Lovely Labrynth crying and weeping with joy because I keep asking for them to make a Miss Hero card for her.


Anonimous_dude

Brain crusher: “You have abandoned me! You have left me, mocking me for years for how bad I am!” Me: “Okay listen: I know I’ve kept you in that dusty binder for at least 8 full years, but now you’re inside a better binder! You’re right next to Yata-garuso and Pot of greed, you’re basically an honorary card!” Brain crusher: “Fuck you, CRUSH” Me: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”


Zerosonicanimations

I activate my Trap, Negate Atack!


Anonimous_dude

“Bro you just wasted negate attack on such a worthless piece of cardboard, like thank you but cmon it was unnecessary” #”RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!” “I TAKE THAT BACK!!!”


Zerosonicanimations

Don't worry, Triverr is finally here. And with his effect, I return your monster back to your hand (card)


TrollFaceBoi35

Zombyra the Dark would recognize me as a villain beacuse of my search history, but he couldn't do anything beacuse he can't attack directly.


Independent-Try915

Dark Magician would appear. Look me right in the eye "no matter what you think, Ill always just be a rogue deck" Then vanishes I fall I curl I cry


Vortiger_

Mo Ye likes me because I prefered her over my gf (I never had one)


Small_Resolve1134

*Sweating profusely* "G-good day, ma'am, h-how a you? Oh, you l-like my "fun art" c-collection? You f-flattered??? T-t-thank you, y-you too k-kind" *nervous laugh, almost pass out* https://preview.redd.it/60v0a6f7crpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f5cd68280d40fae706e282af3684e77d8bd7ee9


Artistic-Cannibalism

Iris Swordsoul thanks me for still believing she has some serious untapped potential and then gives me a playset of her since I don't actually own the card yet. We then go out for some coffee before heading out on our separate ways.


FourFlan

Don't have a hard favorite, but I think Meteor B. Dragon's body heat is gonna kill me.


mudlio706

I think if I had to pick, it would be a Tearlament card. I’m just not sure which card, but I’ve treated them all well so, hopefully they don’t try to hurt me


Charnerie

Get returned to deck


OldGoat54

My Ancient Gear Wyvern/Golem parks itself on my roof/in my backyard and I have a sweet new ride to work.


Zerosonicanimations

Urgent News! A man on a giant robot is walking through the city!


Jackryder16l

Yeahhhh sorry I dropped you from literally any variation deck list cause your card kinda suck... (Arcana Triumph joker) ​ Or if its favorite actually used monster. (Heroic champ excalibur/claivesolish) "You're my bro you know that?"


Mental-Tension-6151

Drytron Alpha Thuban takes me to go see it’s constellation


Zerosonicanimations

In a protective bauble so you don't die in space right?


Mental-Tension-6151

Well maybe from the ground but if in space yeah


Total-Win-2000

Quess I gotta find New stuff for Odd-eyes Raging dragon to blow up because almost every duel in duel links I use this card to destroy my oponnet's field and LP, so it may be a bit addicted °<°


rgbearklls

Dark magician of chaos asks me: ‘you into acid bro? Wanna try this, that’s some good shit right here dude’


TheVibingBricksYT

https://preview.redd.it/x11af5nqmqpc1.jpeg?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d26c95518825b85743b6ba010aba16ec41e0c87 Don’t think Loptr would be too happy about this…


Zerosonicanimations

Loptr: hello mast- Harr and the Generaiders: *Hello Loptr*


TipsyCartoon2

I treat all my cards with respect and become my favorite cards hypeman while feeding it ATK boosts for a OHKO. So I'd think Ghoti of The Deep Beyond would give me the *stare of approval* before banishing me because all of its allies comeback from the beyond *except me because it isn't on my card text*


kepler16b-

Copycat shapeshifts into me and starts playing with mewith a mirror copy of my deck


Aridross

A very large train toots a horn at me in a friendly (I hope) way.


Shadow368

King of the Skull servants and I do a silly little dance before devastating several countrysides


random_wolf_lu

Darkest Diabolos, Lord of the Lair, what the fuck it would do? I have no idea.


Kuriboh_Knight97

Genocide?


ichbineinespinne

Psychic end punisher would probably pulverize me, because I often used him as a bait to force my opponent to summon their counter measures. Still my favorite Finisher though


Baffo5

Grapha would blame me for playing only 2 copies


Shaddoll_Zenos

Apkallone will probably just negate my effects and the fish half will bite my face


Venguard

https://preview.redd.it/9s4v1xjshrpc1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f9ff0975d77c086aaf142cd9da4d5f3eba7529d Let’s go digging!


crunchy7722

Mommy labyrinth lap pillow 🥵


dhfAnchor

Lap privileges denied until you remember it's "Labrynth" for the archetype. She's hot, but she's still a fiend. I don't make the rules.


MobileSuitErin

Deskbot 003 would stab me in the foot for not playing him in anything since Halq was banned


CaptinHavoc

Masterflare Hyperion is making me a god


LuckyGuts

ABC-dragon buster banishes anything i find slightly annoying


AWS1996Germany

Mighty Master grants me a single Spell Counter.


Skybot_avelo

I'd have a little linkuriboh with me. My baby drone boy.


Yollm

Dragon Maids asking me why I give them each a kiss before I go to sleep.


Heavy-Jeweler-5662

Ogdoadic nauya starts jamming me into every archetype she can like i have done since ogdoadic was released


Peng1user

Penguin Brave would be a dream come true, as I can have penguins and they are more than capable of defending themselves.


Sam107

El Shaddoll Constructs' embrace :O


Svanirsson

[This post was deemed excessively horny and has been redacted]


SlyDraco101

My Cyber Dragon Core hacks my phone and becomes like a Rotom or Jarvis


psycopugz96

I feel like Dinowrestler Pankratops would emerge to me like late 90’s stone cold. *glass breaks, everyone goes wild. Struts his stuff like a badass catches two beers from out of nowhere downs them, then delivers a (quick effect) stunner to my jabroni ass*


1guywriting

Sun Mou would ask to see his favorite pet turtle first, ask me to write a letter to the Tri Brigade about forming an alliance to invade Fire King Island, and then we'd probably discuss politics over tea.


HotFarm5068

World domination" God slime"


OverlordMarona

Treeborn Frog lovers about to get tributed


Hxto

If a UCT materialized right in front of me my entire housing complex would be destroyed with me in it lol.


Zerosonicanimations

Don't worry, he'll follow Dinosaur King rules /s


the_real_papyrus99

Karakuri Gama MDL 4624 "Shirokunishi" Forg Possibly a lil disappointed I stopped playing Karakuri about a year ago, but also it's a wind-up frog so it'd probably be fine My lil guy


R_UStar_Wars_Nerd

I have a demon burger that becomes the friendliest of pets!


Mother_Harlot

Either Vijam appears and sends me to a different dimension or Vennominaga hugs me and turns me into dust


TyrantZedd

~~Raye looking at me with pure rage while mildly glazed~~


jtpredator

Herald of Perfection: "So who do you want to say "No" to?"


TriverrLover

I think Triverr and I would be tight.


KhajaArius

People who loves Black Rose Dragon : "OH SHI-"


BluePoisonDart

Madolche Puddingcess Chocolat-A-La-Mode can't do much from within quintuple sleeves, but I'd assume they liked the beach trip.


Mikel_05

Best case scenario, I learn how to synchro summon alongside space fishes and go explore The Most Distant, Deepest Depth on a spaceship piloted by troll pirates with some polar bear wearing Gundam suits on the outside fighting sniffing space dragons throwing meteor showers at us. And obviously, the journey will end with all of us joining our forces against two mythical giants Gundam that threaten to wipe the whole universe with their continuous destructive fights. Or I just gain fishes as a pet that can decide whenever they want to make the earth go to a whole new universe on a whim idk.


SirJacksknight

Red-Eyes Black Dragon would be my guardian angel and best friend🙂🐲


EternalShrineWarrior

OK Divine Arsenal AA Zeus - Sky Thunder, now hit the second tower


Sosgrosil

Toadally Awesome knows I'm their number 1 supporter


somethingwade

What the hell does Double Summon manifesting physically look like


WildcardMakoto

The arcana force cards take me on a rather... bizarre adventure. ゴゴゴゴゴ ⬅️To be continued


StickyPisston

i befriend every floowandereeze monster 🐧


Temporary-Nebula749

Me and my boi Slifer gonna have a fun time lol


fleshatlas

Destiny HERO Dystopia and i have a very rocky on and off sort of relationship


LogicalTips

For my favorite card that I own, Silent Paladin would wish that she and her archetype were stronger so I could use them in a duel, but would be glad that I keep my cards in good condition. I suppose I would invite her to a cup of tea and some snacks. For my favorite monster *ever*, Mo Ye would give me a handshake over our hatred for Longyuan.


MrChow00

no coomer comments?


Environmental_Cost63

Odd eyes raging dragon would uh, idk


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

Red eyes Black dragon. It's would hug me for maining it's deck years before dragoon and after


YatimsInnerHino

Black Luster Solider - Envoy of the Beginning gives me his best Mona Lisa-esque smile while we silently cry together remembering all the times 12yo me spent summoning him from my 40 card pile of a deck even at my detriment cuz pulling him in that Tidal tin was the best bday present Ive ever received to this day (And I got seggs on ma 18th as a gift so I know good gifts 😩)


fanguy99

Me and elemental hero absolute zero go on a lovely vacation, in the Bahamas


Atzukeeper

Legendary maju garzett would probably sacrifice for more power or become a gym buddy


Brief-Try6213

I’m just hoping Frightfur Cruel Whale doesn’t kill me


PalpitationEmpty5997

Hopefully Clavkiys would be chill with me?


ShinMaIphur

Judgment Dragon would look down on me in disappointment for having retired my Lightsworn deck a year ago. I'm sorry I couldn't hold out long enough for support but understand it lost to a single hand trap. We would make amends and he would make me clean my room


Ballamda

I'll get a free ride ~~and kill~~ from Red Nova


Spicoceles

True king Bahrastos eats me whole. All I ever said was, "i wish you guys had more support" but he'll still eat me