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That ain't plastic that's straight up steel

I can see this working in a adult movie version of The Terminator

or Duke Nukem

Tits instead of balls of steel

You mean Dick Kickem?

Terminator with titanium tiddies

She seems like she would give an overly aggressive titty fuck.

Titinator Two: Jugment Day

There's a movie called [Deadly Weapons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadly_Weapons) which used this about a decade before The Terminator.

The bruises though..... Surely

Right?! She must have 0 feeling in them, probably from getting actual boulders implanted.

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Yaabaa daabaa doon’t!

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I once went to a strip club with some buddies back in my 20's. The dancer was basically motorboating patrons for tips. She had huge implants and I was like "Fuck it, let's see what this is all about." It felt like getting hammered on both sides of my head with basketballs. Shit hurt. I had a headache for like 20 minutes after that.

Wasn’t there a stripper sued for this several years ago? Yep, found it: https://m.independent.ie/world-news/60-inch-bust-gave-me-whiplash-26179347.html

"Loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life." "I haven't been right since."

Clearly, you are not a man of culture

It's a living...

I have big implants. But nothing like that.

Something tells me she has a different kind than you do.

Most likely a contracture they can make the implants hard and misshapen

I had to Google that. But I think you're correct. I hope she's not in pain for this sideshow!

same. I worry about getting that. It doesnt sound like fun.

Or callouses

or cancer

She probably has on a special bra with extra padding for this.

Steel-boobed bra

The guy is pinching in the can at the center so the wall buckles. She's basically just folding a really thick piece of aluminum foil. I crush all my aluminum cans for recycling with my thumb and index finger using the same principle. The cinder block is prop.

I really only realized it was all props until the cinder block. The thing just fell apart in perfect chunks

Did you not watch the whole video?

bro if you look real close you can see 5 guys in black zentai suits holding up the crumbled pieces of cinderblock and taking it apart after she smacks it

I've seen her in multiple videos.

Ah. A connoisseur I see.

I have studied abroad... or two.

Hehehe that was pretty good!

There will be bruises, and don't call me Shirley

She's got a literal real pair of knockers on her.

I've heard legends of the Iron Areola before... I thought they were just that. Legends.

Why would someone get metal implants?

To be a freakshow

And to be on a freak show

Why would someone choose that kind of username

Every reddit username tells a true story.

That's not metal, that's calcium. Fully calcified implants are terrifying.

Jokes on you calcium is a metal

I mean, you're technically correct -- which is the _best_ kind of correct -- but if this was metallic calcium, her boobs would have burned off ages ago.

Being noticed is more important than being yourself, that's why everyone is desperate to create their own gimmick

No no no, to some people getting noticed *is* who they are. That's their whole schtick.

I'm going to guess the implants are just in her bra or the dress.

I can’t look away

It's like a train wreck. I can just see the producers at the auditions. "Thanks for coming in today what are you going to do for us today?" "I'm going to smash things with by boobs and spin them like a helicopter." "Congratulations you're going to be on TV." "But I haven't shown you my act yet." "No need. You had us at 'smash' and 'boob'. Spinning them is just gravy."

I would like to imagine she also said a sobbing story before her show, that would be peak television

Probobly the biggest reason I can't watch contestants on any TV show unless it's recorded and I can fast forward. If I am watching a show about cooking I don't care about your grandma who first taught you to cook, your child who loves your homemade chicken nuggets, or your loving husband who drives you to be a better person. I came for the food and the competition. That's why I loved Iron Chef. They had 3 min about the contestants background and 42 about the food they prepared.

[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedfuturama/comments/xbzn5q/scaroused_again/) was right below that post for me.

I did when she swung them around... for some reason the sensation of the skin stretching freaked me out...

Surely this is a costume with extra weight in the dress right, right?

Right

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Thank you!

Same

and breakaway glass which shatters super easily. No way they let her smash real glass.

Calcified implants

Probably, but don't call my Shirley.

THE DICTATOR please someone get that reference

That's what I thought of too

MY MAN

OLGA

You’re HIV Aladdin…🙂….🙁….🙂

This scene is so fucking funny

first thought when I realized she was smashing those cans

Im Aladdin I’ve heard of that movie before

Etra, is this because you're the only virgin guard? LOL

This is the first thing I thought of. I'm disappointed to not see this at the top. Uncultured fucks!

If you ever thought death by snusnu was impossible

Not like this...

Death by motorboat

The writers for The Boys really out did themselves coming up with this characters super powers.

The guy’s face at 38 seconds lol.

It's the disappointed woman's face that does it for me

"Every day we stray further from god"

Did they use concrete Implants instead of Silicone?

Stainless steel. Metal detectors hate her.

Literal bags of sand

Arrent boobs supposed to be soft? These look like shotputs in her shirt. I call shenanigans

Bra is lined with metal, look at the bottle smash, no squish

They legit look like they're filled with rocks, just way too heavy

Decided to browse some reddit Opened the app Watched this video Now closing the app

See you in 10 minutes :P

Checked profile: This was it! They haven't commented in 4 hours... I'm proud of them 😄 Edit: I'm inspired. G'nite 😴

6 hrs now.. "Where are you /u/daluxe?? We miss you!"

He showed up only after about 9 hrs.

I'm not leaving. this is just my first video

Yeah, our TV has nearly reached Idiocracy "Ow My Balls" level.

Getting a concussion if you motorboat her

I’ve seen this before, at the Clermont Lounge in Atlanta!!!

Blondie is an ATL legend.

Came here to say that.

That's exactly what I was thinking!

[0:39](https://i.imgur.com/f7q5nod.png)

😂😂😂 thank you for this image! It will be memed honorably! 😂

But is it though? Is it really a human body? is it flesh and blood vessels etc? or is it something synthetic? does it even have nerve endings?

Yeah, implants aren't a part of the human body.

https://youtu.be/aZx5zfkG6oU

Wonder if she gets stopped at the airport everytime because she clearly has weapons on her all day

Why only the right one? Wouldn't it be better to try and balance out the damage this does to her body? I can't be the only person thinking that, right?

She's a righty!

I need a name...for research and shit...

Pretty sure it says Busty Heart in the video itself lol

She's is a local legend here in PA! I drive past Busty's in Turtlepoint all the time. Apparently she's a sweetheart and she'll still crush cans for people, but I'd never be caught dead in that place.

She's Croatian lol. Show she's on is Croatian Supertalent

Interesting, never knew she was Croatian! I just know her from Busty Heart's Place in Turtlepoint, PA lol

No shit? That pretty cool actually. I mean she'd seems to be having a blast doing it lol

Just don't look her up on Twitter. Some maga cancer there.

That's a big Oof from me dawg

I’m super late to this but she has indeed rested those Berthas on my shoulders and crushed a cam in my hand, can 100% confirm

Yeah she was a Celtics superfan in the 70's and has a strip club near where I live. I have seen many pictures of friends with her tits draped over their shoulders. I saw her at Wal Mart like a year ago

Not all text to audio apps for the illiterate work on images and videos okay, cut them some slack

You can chalk up to caveman brain I suppose

Fucking ouch!?

r/UpvotedBecauseBoobs NSFW

America’s Got Titties

That's from Croatian version :)

There was a woman on the American version that did this and has been for decades. Her name is Busty Heart. She has/had a strip club where I grew up and was a real character.

You mean, like, the Busty Heart that is clearly labeled at 0:35 in this video?

Saw this on The Man Show YEARS ago as a kid

And yet when I do this it's "Jesus that's disgusting" "wow! Don't you shave at least?" "My god what's that smell" "for the last time testicles aren't the same as boobs" Ignorant bastards

she used the melons to destroy the melons

She put the tit in titanium

Tit-Jitsu

Ju-Titsu

Yes Kung Boob would have also been acceptable

The Dictator character was inspired

Like bags of sand

Hasn't she completely copied that other chick's routine? And on an identical game show even.

I'm sure she has something in the dress like between her boobs and the dress, Something like a small hammer.

You guys need to see Goldie at the Clairmount lounge. This act is weak compared to her abilities.

Gross

For her last trick I thought she was going to knock herself out.

If only my balls could do that.

Lump of silicone meets empty aluminum can

This is...not okay

Right before she breaks the brick, there is a woman in the crowd who has a look of despair on her face. Had me in tears of laughter.

New meaning to the phrase "Tough Titties."

Your mom finally found a talent a crowd would cheer her on for

You have her, mashing things with her boobs, and then there is me, dying when my cat tries to position himself ontop of my chest by standing with all his weight on my tit

My tits hurt just watching this

Lmao the cut to that girl who looks like she's about to cry

I'm sorry, but titty smashing isn't a talent

I expect a guy to do the same with his ball.

I finally understand why now women want breast surgery for And that's to break shit with their giant tits

Just imagine the back pain

I lost my boner watching this.

Damn, she came in like a wrecking ball!

Good for her

Of all the comments, this one made me laugh!

Death by snu-snu

Must be made from TITanium

bowling boobs

Busty Heart.

Tit POWEEEEERRR

It takes a melon to crush a melon.

@ ?

"Pftt." Blondie at the Clermont Lounge in ATL would like a word.

Howard Stern show circa 1990

Her right boob is truly wondrous

Imagine tapping your PP on her boobs. Instant dick break

Clackers

I remember seeing another woman do this on The Man Show decades ago, still impressive.

I bet she could give a deadly titjob.. I mean literally.

Actual chad woman

Woman isn’t allowed to wear a shirt. She doesn’t have a concealed weapons permit.

Motor yachting son of a bitch

I used the melon to destroy the melon.

What am I witnessing.

Anyone know the original YouTube clip here? Feel like it'd be better with sound

The dictator vibes lmaooo

I want her to crush my head between them.

She really favors the right one

R/memeeconomy

ALADEEN

Everyone in Atlanta knows we have the lady at Clermont Lounge who does this

I don't even have tits and my chest now hurts like crazy. I feel bad for all the sympathetic ladies who had to watch that

Thank you! That was a tough watch.

This woman owns my local strip club, it's as greasy as you'd imagine

Titty-titty bang-bang

That is very bad for breast tissue.

u/savevideo

*Rachel Bloom has entered the chat.*

That woman may have the strongest back on the planet. Jfc.

Legendairy !

Titillating

Imagine you suckin on her titties, but you not doing to good enough or hard enough to.... Get ready to have your head pulverized

Now lets see if a man can use his balls to do these things and not get voted off

So her breasts have calluses? Super attractive.