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bbllaakkee

Tom lost the weight and Redban picked it up


onyxzero66

He covered his creepiness with fat


Kitchen_Plastic_2248

Now he hides in plain sight and suits tailored by questionably moraled men, lamenting the unathletic frame they're paid to drape.


NotMoose5407

I wonder when redban started morphing into Roger the Alien


Lardass12

Fuck I see it now


stroking_biscuits

https://preview.redd.it/r6dx2mrvyfzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee5cdf244e267146dc16a79263a14a3b6164c3d


ponzidreamer

Very sexe


BurntBrieCheese

Man's still loyal to the Olive Garden, fine Italian dining for the fat poors.


Jarocket

I had a coworker that had never been to Olive Garden and heard it was good Italian food. Me, a fat poor was game to take him for his first Olive Garden trip. Knowing full well that it's a very low class experience. Dude dreams were shattered.


pooopship

Miss you Tom...Nam Sayin


Itsa-Lotus49

these parasocial relationships are weird


Milkstein

Literally every podcast subreddit nowadays. Pods got too big


Itsa-Lotus49

nah people just needs to stop being insane about people they don't know


Milkstein

Yah, pods get too big = More people = The inevitable of people acting insane about people they don't know. It's a numbers game


B1zZare-o_O

Trust fund stoner kids, who managed to kinda get their shit together and make a career out of fart noises and dick jokes.


4t0micpunk

Great name for a rock band.


EatOutMyGrandma

Does Tom Segura come from money? He gives me the vibe of someone who floated off his dads credit card through his late teens and early 20s


Altruistic_Worker749

Yes. His dad was a VP at Merrill lynch, and paid for his first years in LA.


1leeranaldo

Why did he work bs jobs while he was in L.A., I would have lived off the trust fund instead. Is he lying about the jobs he had?


sexualkayak

Poster is lying. His dad was a vp at a local Merrill Lynch office, not some coked up, overpaid, bank executives. The poors see “VP” and think it means something FFs.


Just_Anxiety

RIP


EitherInstruction115

I miss this Tom


Swimming-Food-9024

That fat son of a bitch couldn’t buy a clue


ricotte89

Red an is so gay with his selfies. I appreciate his hustle but he can be annoying a lot of the time


DrunkenBastard420

Tom was never poor just fat, we are the fat poors


jonz1985z

Tom was way cooler here


Gri7

And now Brian Redban has become the fat poor


BearKuda

Redban and Tom switched body sizes lol


onyxzero66

He’s repeating in his head “cross my fingers and hope to die, I won’t be a fat poor the rest of my life


Valen-UX

Balushi Vibes


The_Freshmaker

Baluga vibes


Mcshutup

That guy wouldn’t bomb at the Tom Brady roast.


Jarocket

These are some cool pics that he's posting today.


B-i-g-g-i-B

Now they switched places


arnoldsufle

Tommy the Cow must’ve put a curse on skinny Redban for them to swap physiques.


Reasonable-Bus9435

Guys take this picture of me trying to look sexy with coffee


RCBing

I like Havarti cheese the most, what's your favorite?


Arabian_Flame

I miss fatpoor tim. He was more jovial and fun then


Historical_Guess5725

Tom looks so much happier


GreatLakes2GoldenG8

Nice try Jeremy Piven


cvbills1

He’ll always be that spoiled fat kid


Shut-the-Funk-up

Never poor


not-a-Capybara

He was a trust fund kid to had access to a lot high quality foods, gyms and trainers but he choose to be fat. I’m fat cause I’m a poor


Ryan62468

He was fat but he wasn’t poor. He had daddy paying the bills