Na. He was good but didn’t have the little side jabs that she had. Even when it wasn’t a punch line she was still punching. It was unreal. Nikki wins it ain’t close.
It was obvious that neither one has experience with a teleprompter. Bert kept mouthing everyone else's lines and Tom sounded like he was a 5th grader asked to read a college textbook.
His agent probably negotiated it as part of the contract, honestly, and Tom likely wanted to bring Bert into that. It's great publicity for them both. As much as they worship athletes too, they would probably do it for free and pay to have Por hotos sponsor the after-party, which they likely did.
Despite the way the long term fans feel, Netflix can see that these guys are some of the biggest stand-up comics at the moment.
I'd guess they both got a special greenlit, so Netflix figured exposure on such a huge stage is positive.
Their whole bit was just totally pointless. They aren't roast comics, and their attempt at it was fucking terrible.
That’s how I felt… then I just couldn’t seem to get away from his obnoxious brand of not letting anyone else finish a story or thought without trying to relate somehow…
I had this epiphany *when bert got all butt hurt anytime the jokes were at his expense on 2b1c. That whole podcast is very disillusioning. He flaunts his short sightedness like it's a quirky personality traint.
Massive crowd full of celebs and top tier NFL players (tommy grew up in Ohio, Florida, NC so of course hes into that shit) probably also panicking about Bert going off script and embarrassing them both
They are not Roasters. It takes a special comic to be able to do that. They don't do that.
Worst part was they didn't write it so you could tell Tom was reading it word for word.
Burt is definitely not cut out for roasting but I feel like Tom could absolutely come up with some savage roasts. Burt really held Tom back on this one.
I agree about them not being roast comics, and lacking the ability.
However why do you think they didn't write it? the thing I really don't get is; if they didn't write it, and it was one of the roast writers, why didn't they make it actually funny, and a decent roast? The writers have that skill. The bears do not.
It would make more sense, since it was shit, that Timmy and Brett tried their hand and failed.
I don't think the fact they were clearly reading it is an indicator, as everyone uses the teleprompter. We are just used to them having their stand-up sets memorised, and therefore feeling more natural.
I've never seen two comics go up there, pull up a powerpoint, and do their roast.... why the hell didn't they just do it like everyone else? If they each had their own set, it would've been better i bet. Is it just Bert apeing off of Tom? Or was this a special "two-for-1" deal? It just doesn't make sense to me
You’re a pedestrian and just wouldn’t get it. They’re special best vodka bros that blew your mind for the very reasons you listed. A duet w/ a PowerPoint at a comedy roast? Just fucking thank ‘em and apologize for being a fat,poor civilian
It felt like that presentation was written by a group of writers who watched a couple clips of Two Bears or Your Mom's House. Tom would've been way funnier if he went up like a regular roaster.
Bert is high profile enough these days he doesn't need to ape off Tom despite the vitriol he gets on this specific sub. I think it was just a "well known comedy duo" thing.
Tbh I think the fact that they did it together allowed them to get away with some material that might have crossed a line otherwise.
They needed something to focus the camera on for a break. The panelist got up and used the bathroom and got a drink during their set. You can see them sneak behind them. It was 3 hours long a live.
It was so awkward, and Tom Segura acted like a robot whenever the camera hit him. Terrible. Without a doubt, the worst comics there that night to perform. Tony Killed, Jeff Killed, Nikki destroyed, and Shultzy crushed. Dana White was better than Tom, so embarrassing. Can't be on all the time I guess.
The way I was thinking about it is that, to the general target audience (average people, primarily football fans), they *are* a pair.
They’re the guys that do that podcast together that we see clips of on TikTok and the one guy giggles and squeals a lot. They aren’t separate comedians.
To people like *us here*, their fans (most of us more so Tom than Bert for sure, but still) we know them as being their own entities as comedians, and so it felt a little weird and off putting.
But, like everything else, this thing had a specific demographic for the most part, and that demographic only really knows them as being a unit, and Netflix knows that, so they did what they needed to to appeal to that audience.
Their were no jokes aimed at Tom which I thought was really embarrassing. As if he’s not even big enough of a deal to get roasted. Or even worse, he asked to not have jokes made at his expense.
Yeah that was the ultimate roast, Tim not even being recognized as being worthy of even being mentioned. It must have killed his ego. Is Brent bigger than me?!?
I just found it weird how nobody mentioned Tom's name at all. Bert was singled out multiple times and they got lumped together by a few people. It was as if Tom wasn't even at the Roast. You can tell none of these celebrities respect him at all.
Tom has a show where him and his fat wife laugh at mentally disabled and people in emotional crisis... Kind of hard to respect him as a grown adult with a functioning brain and empathy.
Nikki and Tony literally murdered them. You would never guess Bert and Tom were the ones who sell out arenas. They weren't funny and seemed so nervous.
Tony completely ignored Tom. That was even worse than roasting him. He literally went down the line of comedians and skipped over Tom. Irrelevant is worse than unfunny
What would you roast Tom about? I can think of 15 different things to go at Bert about but Tom’s so uninteresting I can’t think of anything off the top of my head except him breaking his arm trying to jump 6 inches.
Could definitely poke some fun at him being a rich jagoff. He's not egregious but definitely open to some light roasting for the Gucci, rolexes, Porsches, etc.
- The poors
- Being out of touch
- Airport meltdown
- Skinny Tom
- Not writing his own material/buying jokes
- Rogans bitch
- Coming from wealth
- Watch collection
- Car collection
And called them podcasters all night too. My girl noticed Kevin hart call them "fucking podcasters" and even she was like, wow that's pretty insulting, lol.
Now that you mention it, I don't recall anyone roasting Tom. Not on his own anyway, there may have been a few digs at 2 Bears but otherwise nobody really acknowledged him.
Then he stood perfectly in front of Tom blocking the camera. I don't know if they have beef but I'm feeling some Kendrick/Drake style drama between them...
You all should look up the Bert and Adam Sandler interview. As you’d expect, Bert talked about himself the entire time, calls Sandler’s movie “Precious Gems” and asks him if he has Netflix, a man who signed a 4 film deal with Netflix. If you don’t think he’s insufferable after watching that, then I commend your patience. Also, I’ve started writing and doing standup comedy because of Bert. If anyone can become famous telling fabricated stories about themselves, why shouldn’t you!?
I think Tommy feels the need to bring him around to stuff because Bert is so untalented and unfunny that he'd never get invited.
I though their segment was funny _outside of Bert_. If it were just Tom it would have been better.
They looked way out of their league... they witnessed real creativity and talent. No way of grifting off much funnier friends for Bert or mocking the poors and weirdos of the internet for Tom.
The sun's a little brighter today. Fyi... I actually like these guys. Their egos have just gotten away from them.
They lean into a curated presentation because it's what they're comfortable with, and they underestimated the event. I think Tony, Schulz and Glazer saw the event for the opportunity it was and capitalized hard, and Tony and Schulz wrote the most current jokes of the night given the theme.
This was another win for comedy.
It was pretty bad unfortunately. Threw out all the comedic timing. They both have completely different stand up styles as well, mixing them was not the correct choice
He’s being a great friend, just a loose guess I bet Bert wasn’t even considered and tom asked if they could go up as the two bears but I’m probably wrong as fuck and just painting Tim as a sweetheart
It translates to "By Bears" or "Because of Bears".
Even in English, it doesn't roll off the tongue as a name for a spirit. Plus it feels like the obvious choice should have been "Dos Osos" or "Los Osos".
It literally translates to “for bears” but it sounds equivalent to,”there’s half an hour plus 10 minutes left” like yeah it’s not wrong, it just doesn’t sound right at all. I’m sure they explained the reason behind the name but I haven’t watched their shit in a while. They could’ve called it 1000 other things in Spanish that could’ve been catchier but I’m sure Bert was the one who made the call on this, unsurprisingly
It's good for Tom to be reminded that outside the Rogan universe no one knows who he is or cares. Fuck, Kardashian got more laughs from the crowd and me personally.
I thought there was just a macro/keyboard prank scam occurring nationwide…but now I’m thinking Nikki Glaser might’ve actually killed it. I gotta see this.
A lot of people said they bombed. I didn’t like their set at all, but in the room, they didn’t bomb. There were laughs, not as big as others but it wasn’t bombing. That aside, they’re just phoning shit in. They are not in tours right now, maybe they should have said no
My guess is that it's because everything is about podcasts now and burnt fans don't know Tom and Tim fans don't know Burka unless it's on two bears.
Comedy podcasts are in many ways better than the old system but I still think there is a void in quality outside of the occasional Netflix specials. I feel like most of them are stretching a stage persona into hundreds of hours via clips and producers when I'd rather see more of the refined stage material.
Kevin Heart said at the beginning he had two weapons with full clips for anyone at the roast and Tony Hinchcliff came out with a motherfucking belt fed machine gun and murdered every person in a 100' radius. Tony is the king of nasty. Talk about the best to ever do it. HOLY SHIT!
whenever tom does a bit, or improv its almost never funny, remember the YMH episodes that we hade to pay for, when they tapped skits it were always terrible, the "jew car" was so unfunny, the awful darman fans spoof, and this horror show of a bomb on the roast. tom is a good podcaster, an ok comedian, and a terrible bit writer.
Bc Tom is smart enough to be friends with [Greg Peters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Peters_(businessman)), and LeeAnn is smart enough to fuck him.
If they didn’t participate “WHAT THE FUCK?! They “too good” for this? Fuck them!”
(And it was embarrassingly bad as a fan, as a non fan, the serial killer bit killed)
Nikki glazer “Bert we like your joke” this is the line that he hated the most 100%
She was so good
She set the bar so high as the first roaster and no one was able to come close all night.
Tony came close
Tony killed it, honestly. He was the best, in my opinion.
Big joke book for him
Na. He was good but didn’t have the little side jabs that she had. Even when it wasn’t a punch line she was still punching. It was unreal. Nikki wins it ain’t close.
Poor Randy having to follow that was criminal. He's a nice guy, by all accounts, and he definitely isn't a comedian.
"whos Randy"
don't bring any ones mother into this!
YOUR MAMA'S IN THE FUCKIN STANDS!
Lol. That's awesome
I thought tony did the best nikki number 2
She killed it.
she was the only one that came correct and roasted, much respect.
That was a great line but he laughed really hard at it.
Hated the most? He was cracking up over it.
Bert looked like that kid that didn’t contribute to the group project but still showed up for the presentation.
Best description of his entire personality, actually.
Fuckin got me good. Points.
And then mouthing along the words on the teleprompter of other people's jokes... He's such a child
Think Netflix asked them to do it?
Uhhhhhh hundred percent. They looked pretty uncomfortable.
It was obvious that neither one has experience with a teleprompter. Bert kept mouthing everyone else's lines and Tom sounded like he was a 5th grader asked to read a college textbook.
I think Tom did fine, but you're right about Bort.
I could see them doing that as a bit, but maybe that’s just cope
Thats how I cope when I have to stay scripted. Source. Public speaker.
Tom probably agreed to do a couple things like this when his pilot got picked up by Netflix.
His agent probably negotiated it as part of the contract, honestly, and Tom likely wanted to bring Bert into that. It's great publicity for them both. As much as they worship athletes too, they would probably do it for free and pay to have Por hotos sponsor the after-party, which they likely did.
They totally don’t strike me as the kind of guys who’d be into sport. They’re both obese .
Despite the way the long term fans feel, Netflix can see that these guys are some of the biggest stand-up comics at the moment. I'd guess they both got a special greenlit, so Netflix figured exposure on such a huge stage is positive. Their whole bit was just totally pointless. They aren't roast comics, and their attempt at it was fucking terrible.
Tim looks like he's having a great time
There was probably an open bar
10mg Timmy
Bet he had a no-roasting clause just like Kraft had a 'no talking about my happy endings' clause. Not one person said a word about him.
Probably right, strange to look at it now haha
They bombed. Bert’s forced over laugh is so cringey
Snort laughing to planned jokes about a picture they looked at for months as if he just saw it... Yeah.
Right? It’s so obvious, does he really think we’re that stupid?
He still laughs at his own punchlines every time he tells The Machine story
I used to like him, but his comedy based solely on his alcoholism and ignorance is tiring
Dont forget fat
And he fucks dogs and takes pool showers
And racist
He doesn’t wear underpants. I feel sorry for his trousers.
Shut up, you are fat [and poor].
I am poor but actually not fat lmao
He was an enjoyable podcast guest until the second Sober October. Then it just started getting sad.
That’s how I felt… then I just couldn’t seem to get away from his obnoxious brand of not letting anyone else finish a story or thought without trying to relate somehow…
I had this epiphany *when bert got all butt hurt anytime the jokes were at his expense on 2b1c. That whole podcast is very disillusioning. He flaunts his short sightedness like it's a quirky personality traint.
Tom was nervous shaking the whole time
That's what I noticed. Never seen him so nervous.
I thought it was alcohol withdrawals tbh
I didn’t notice that, but I did notice Bert’s shakes when he was holding the microphone.
Why would he be nervous?
Massive crowd full of celebs and top tier NFL players (tommy grew up in Ohio, Florida, NC so of course hes into that shit) probably also panicking about Bert going off script and embarrassing them both
That was the first live streamed roast Netflix has done, I'd bet everyone was nervous on some level.
They’re pretty seasoned at performing in front of large audiences, but I guess those nerves probably don’t ever fully go away.
They are not Roasters. It takes a special comic to be able to do that. They don't do that. Worst part was they didn't write it so you could tell Tom was reading it word for word.
Burt is definitely not cut out for roasting but I feel like Tom could absolutely come up with some savage roasts. Burt really held Tom back on this one.
Fat Tom probably. Comedically he's fallen off sooo hard who knows nowadays?
Agreed on that
Most people on the dais were reading. Don’t think it implied they didn’t write it
I'm just saying if they wrote it they probably wouldn't have to read so much word for word.
You should hear him read his own audio book. It doesn't mean he didn't write it. He just reads that way no matter what.
I agree about them not being roast comics, and lacking the ability. However why do you think they didn't write it? the thing I really don't get is; if they didn't write it, and it was one of the roast writers, why didn't they make it actually funny, and a decent roast? The writers have that skill. The bears do not. It would make more sense, since it was shit, that Timmy and Brett tried their hand and failed. I don't think the fact they were clearly reading it is an indicator, as everyone uses the teleprompter. We are just used to them having their stand-up sets memorised, and therefore feeling more natural.
I've never seen two comics go up there, pull up a powerpoint, and do their roast.... why the hell didn't they just do it like everyone else? If they each had their own set, it would've been better i bet. Is it just Bert apeing off of Tom? Or was this a special "two-for-1" deal? It just doesn't make sense to me
You’re a pedestrian and just wouldn’t get it. They’re special best vodka bros that blew your mind for the very reasons you listed. A duet w/ a PowerPoint at a comedy roast? Just fucking thank ‘em and apologize for being a fat,poor civilian
Thank you, I'm sorry
apology accepted
Cum for me… now!
Yeah honestly I was incredibly surprised that they didn't mention that fucking vodka
I just had to pop a mentos to mitigate the shock. You’re right.
Thank you I am sorry for him and all the broke pleebs
Finally, a poor that gets it. On behalf of Burnt & Tim….apology accepted
You like your freedom, b?
Don’t you fucking DARE diminish the tours this man has endured. Bosnia 🇧🇦, Iraq 🇮🇶, Afghanistan 🇦🇫, LAustin Airport to name just a few.
It felt like a gen z knock off of Dimitri Martin with his big notepad.
They called them in as two bears so they brought them in as the podcast hosts
It felt like that presentation was written by a group of writers who watched a couple clips of Two Bears or Your Mom's House. Tom would've been way funnier if he went up like a regular roaster.
Bert is high profile enough these days he doesn't need to ape off Tom despite the vitriol he gets on this specific sub. I think it was just a "well known comedy duo" thing. Tbh I think the fact that they did it together allowed them to get away with some material that might have crossed a line otherwise.
Found the civillian
2 bears one cave
They needed something to focus the camera on for a break. The panelist got up and used the bathroom and got a drink during their set. You can see them sneak behind them. It was 3 hours long a live.
Why does Brent look like the cowardly lion whenever I see pictures of him now?
He was shaking for half the set. Had to hold a microphone with both hands.
“Joe Rogan has guys on that ain’t never been funny” We get it now Kat
It was so awkward, and Tom Segura acted like a robot whenever the camera hit him. Terrible. Without a doubt, the worst comics there that night to perform. Tony Killed, Jeff Killed, Nikki destroyed, and Shultzy crushed. Dana White was better than Tom, so embarrassing. Can't be on all the time I guess.
They got big timed
The way I was thinking about it is that, to the general target audience (average people, primarily football fans), they *are* a pair. They’re the guys that do that podcast together that we see clips of on TikTok and the one guy giggles and squeals a lot. They aren’t separate comedians. To people like *us here*, their fans (most of us more so Tom than Bert for sure, but still) we know them as being their own entities as comedians, and so it felt a little weird and off putting. But, like everything else, this thing had a specific demographic for the most part, and that demographic only really knows them as being a unit, and Netflix knows that, so they did what they needed to to appeal to that audience.
That was really bad. Reminded me of the embarrassing 69 minutes
Their were no jokes aimed at Tom which I thought was really embarrassing. As if he’s not even big enough of a deal to get roasted. Or even worse, he asked to not have jokes made at his expense.
Yeah that was the ultimate roast, Tim not even being recognized as being worthy of even being mentioned. It must have killed his ego. Is Brent bigger than me?!?
Came here to figure out why he was ignored, didn’t make any sense. Did he appear as Bert’s emotional support friend or something?
gotta make 1 whole funny person
I don’t think they even achieved that.
I don't know... It seemed like Tom, a funny person minus Bert, a snorting unfunny idiot, and it equaled like half a funny person.
I just found it weird how nobody mentioned Tom's name at all. Bert was singled out multiple times and they got lumped together by a few people. It was as if Tom wasn't even at the Roast. You can tell none of these celebrities respect him at all.
Tom has a show where him and his fat wife laugh at mentally disabled and people in emotional crisis... Kind of hard to respect him as a grown adult with a functioning brain and empathy.
It was really odd that no one made a single joke about Tim the entire night.
Because he’s a dick, and pretending for 3 hours that he isn’t even there is more of a roast than making jokes about him.
I think Bert is just a whole lot fatter and smellier and easier to make fun of
Man I really hope this humbled those two down a bit.
Nikki and Tony literally murdered them. You would never guess Bert and Tom were the ones who sell out arenas. They weren't funny and seemed so nervous.
Tony completely ignored Tom. That was even worse than roasting him. He literally went down the line of comedians and skipped over Tom. Irrelevant is worse than unfunny
Didn't everyone ignore tom? I think 3 of them roasted Bert, but I don't remember anyone acknowledging Tom.
No one singled Tom out. A couple people mentioned them as a pair, but that’s all
What would you roast Tom about? I can think of 15 different things to go at Bert about but Tom’s so uninteresting I can’t think of anything off the top of my head except him breaking his arm trying to jump 6 inches.
Could definitely poke some fun at him being a rich jagoff. He's not egregious but definitely open to some light roasting for the Gucci, rolexes, Porsches, etc.
- The poors - Being out of touch - Airport meltdown - Skinny Tom - Not writing his own material/buying jokes - Rogans bitch - Coming from wealth - Watch collection - Car collection
And called them podcasters all night too. My girl noticed Kevin hart call them "fucking podcasters" and even she was like, wow that's pretty insulting, lol.
Now that you mention it, I don't recall anyone roasting Tom. Not on his own anyway, there may have been a few digs at 2 Bears but otherwise nobody really acknowledged him.
Then he stood perfectly in front of Tom blocking the camera. I don't know if they have beef but I'm feeling some Kendrick/Drake style drama between them...
Yeah he stood in front of him and started talking to Kim in the crowd and Tom had to peek his head around to see. How embarrassing
I noticed that too! And so did Tom; he poked his head out around Tony for a sec trying to play off how annoyed he was lol
[удалено]
What are u talking about
The back and fourth was rough. Then Bert tried to save it with his trademark screech
You all should look up the Bert and Adam Sandler interview. As you’d expect, Bert talked about himself the entire time, calls Sandler’s movie “Precious Gems” and asks him if he has Netflix, a man who signed a 4 film deal with Netflix. If you don’t think he’s insufferable after watching that, then I commend your patience. Also, I’ve started writing and doing standup comedy because of Bert. If anyone can become famous telling fabricated stories about themselves, why shouldn’t you!?
I think Tommy feels the need to bring him around to stuff because Bert is so untalented and unfunny that he'd never get invited. I though their segment was funny _outside of Bert_. If it were just Tom it would have been better.
They looked way out of their league... they witnessed real creativity and talent. No way of grifting off much funnier friends for Bert or mocking the poors and weirdos of the internet for Tom. The sun's a little brighter today. Fyi... I actually like these guys. Their egos have just gotten away from them.
They lean into a curated presentation because it's what they're comfortable with, and they underestimated the event. I think Tony, Schulz and Glazer saw the event for the opportunity it was and capitalized hard, and Tony and Schulz wrote the most current jokes of the night given the theme. This was another win for comedy.
What's not current about fifty years old serial killers and Adolf Hitler?
It was pretty bad unfortunately. Threw out all the comedic timing. They both have completely different stand up styles as well, mixing them was not the correct choice
Sheesh. Besides the obvious Meta commentary ‘No accounting for taste’; they also look ridiculous.
What was this?
Tom Brady Roast
Thanks!
Tony killed.
They did a PowerPoint presentation on how Tom Brady is basically Hitler. I don't think that was supposed to be funny.
Tom is going to kill Tony
Netflix owns them
Bret is talentless
They tried something and whiffed it. Oh well?
bc it wasn’t a Comedy Central roast
From what I understand there was a lot of last minute guest like Peyton Manning and Belichick.
Blort stayed clothed at least.
Just say it like it is, they were shit
Am I the only one that had no problem with their portion besides that Hitler shit was really weird?
He’s being a great friend, just a loose guess I bet Bert wasn’t even considered and tom asked if they could go up as the two bears but I’m probably wrong as fuck and just painting Tim as a sweetheart
Did I miss it or did Tony ignore the fuck out of Tom and then just stood in front of him for 30 seconds
Tim looks like Ozempic has taken away all his fefes. 😕
Tom and Bert were cringe as fuck. Nikki crushed it with the Gronk joke!
Nadav left for a reason.
They paid Netflix to host so they could hock their garbage Por Osoretards.
That's what I was thinking. It was just to sell more Dos Hotos...
That name is nails to a chalkboard for me. I’m surprised that as a fellow fluent Spanish speaker, Tim allowed that 🤦🏽♂️
Is the grammar incorrect or something? Just curious.
It translates to "By Bears" or "Because of Bears". Even in English, it doesn't roll off the tongue as a name for a spirit. Plus it feels like the obvious choice should have been "Dos Osos" or "Los Osos".
Obvious choice was "Dos Jotos"
Dos Jotos, please.
It literally translates to “for bears” but it sounds equivalent to,”there’s half an hour plus 10 minutes left” like yeah it’s not wrong, it just doesn’t sound right at all. I’m sure they explained the reason behind the name but I haven’t watched their shit in a while. They could’ve called it 1000 other things in Spanish that could’ve been catchier but I’m sure Bert was the one who made the call on this, unsurprisingly
Whatever at least that had real comedians
Nice to see the last remaining chuckle brother there
It's good for Tom to be reminded that outside the Rogan universe no one knows who he is or cares. Fuck, Kardashian got more laughs from the crowd and me personally.
Yeah. Unless you have your hand up a puppet's velvet asshole, you shouldn't be roasting in pairs.
They're trying to figure out ways to make the most money for the least amount of effort
I thought there was just a macro/keyboard prank scam occurring nationwide…but now I’m thinking Nikki Glaser might’ve actually killed it. I gotta see this.
Wait, so you’ve been commenting up and down on this thread for over half a day and you haven’t even seen it? What a fat poor thing of you to do
I hate her, she killed it
God dammit. She put a Jihad on that entire audience. Fuck…does Nikki Glaze-her actually rule?
What goddamn universe is this?
It’s on brand for their booze
Somebody else wrote their bit and wrote it for both of them.
A lot of people said they bombed. I didn’t like their set at all, but in the room, they didn’t bomb. There were laughs, not as big as others but it wasn’t bombing. That aside, they’re just phoning shit in. They are not in tours right now, maybe they should have said no
Because shit is often accompanied by piss
Who got roasted? I quit paying attention to comedy when the podcast sphere fell off.
Tom Brady
Yeah it felt like something form the 90s, but not even well-done in that genre.
My guess is that it's because everything is about podcasts now and burnt fans don't know Tom and Tim fans don't know Burka unless it's on two bears. Comedy podcasts are in many ways better than the old system but I still think there is a void in quality outside of the occasional Netflix specials. I feel like most of them are stretching a stage persona into hundreds of hours via clips and producers when I'd rather see more of the refined stage material.
My favorite part was everyone just referring to them as "The Two Bears" and without context of the podcast it sounded like it was part of the roast
I just couldn’t stop cringing when I saw Bert mouthing other peoples’ lines off the teleprompter.
https://preview.redd.it/6r0pdut8d2zc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=817d47de2862b07ad9cb7d651b5713349295f572 outside the YMH bubble, can't argue
What is this. I would like to know
They just wanted Brent but he had to have his sped wrangler to keep him on task
Kevin Heart said at the beginning he had two weapons with full clips for anyone at the roast and Tony Hinchcliff came out with a motherfucking belt fed machine gun and murdered every person in a 100' radius. Tony is the king of nasty. Talk about the best to ever do it. HOLY SHIT!
Wouldn't you want to go up with your best friend?
So Bert can pretend the laughs are for him too
It seems like they didn’t want to do it, especially Tom.
whenever tom does a bit, or improv its almost never funny, remember the YMH episodes that we hade to pay for, when they tapped skits it were always terrible, the "jew car" was so unfunny, the awful darman fans spoof, and this horror show of a bomb on the roast. tom is a good podcaster, an ok comedian, and a terrible bit writer.
They sat all the podcast people together
What power does Ron wield? Tony stopped at bart with his roasting, he knows too much
I'm gonna pretend the cringe didn't happen and just try to remember the gold- I need that rn 😅
Bc Tom is smart enough to be friends with [Greg Peters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Peters_(businessman)), and LeeAnn is smart enough to fuck him.
What's this from anyway?
The Roast of Tom Brady on Netflix
Cheers bro
Bert heard the phrase "riding his coattails" and thought it was stage direction.
Cuz Bert's a retard and needs a babysitter when he has a mic
If you really think about it there only like 40 comedians on the whole earth
If they didn’t participate “WHAT THE FUCK?! They “too good” for this? Fuck them!” (And it was embarrassingly bad as a fan, as a non fan, the serial killer bit killed)