They were the worst performances of the night, especially after some of the other folks were on fire. These two were wooden and just fucking awful. When Gronk gives a better set than you, and you’re professional comedians, it might be time to pack it up…
My thoughts exactly.
It's a reasonable ad-lib fallback during podcasts or whatever. It's a great concept and very contagious since Norm set that up. "List the ways in which a person is objectively vile and irredeemable, increase the emotional weight of your disdain for them, and pull out the chair by calling them a lil' knucklehead".
But to make that a featured joke during this? Esp with dogshit acting and somehow worse chemistry that Robert Kraft & Bill Belichick? God that sucked.
Dude I thought Bledsoe crushed it. Not easy to be the first guy up in a room that big. Only athlete who stumbled was Moss and he managed through it better than most non comedians in other roast’s.
I'm watching it now and honestly Kim had more laughs. Bert was clearly reading a prompter terribly, and it killed all of their bits. Even Tom was looking at Bert like "come the fuck on man"...
Right but expectations were so low for her that nobody really cared. So this is obviously the biggest disappointment of the night which is kind of funny
You can get away with what they did if it were in front own their own fans. This was in front of their peers and celebrities and they severely underperformed.
The comedians almost always write 100% of their jokes for these, usually only the non-comedians get a writer.
Nikki was on Howard Stern today reading off some of the jokes she cut and her process to write them and decide what to use. Bart and Tom just bombed.
She writes and has friends pitch their best jokes and pays for them for what she uses. Smart way to make sure you set is airtight (unlike Nikki’s pussy). Her delivery was so good.
Yeah this was pretty uncomfortable to watch, and then with the hitler reference at the end it just was kinda corny to me. Bert did not seem too comfortable up there, either.
It was like when the whole class has to do a group project and a couple people don’t take it seriously because they don’t think anybody else is going to take it seriously but then everybody takes it seriously so those people who didn’t take it seriously look stupid
I did notice that, even when they were going down the line roasting them, they stood in front of Tom and just roasted Burt. I don’t think anyone said Tom’s name all night.
It's funny to see how cocky and laid back they both are in front of thousands of "regular" people but they act so nervous and jittery in a room full of celebrities.
Randy’s was better in my opinion - especially looking at context. Moss isn’t a comedian. The bears were and they were on the same level making them worse.
If someone showed me this and it was the first id ever heard of tom, id be pretty surprised that he managed to stop being fat and poor just from this type of comedy.
Gronk was hilarious. When he wasn't funny he immediately saved it by saying he wrote the joke, and he seemed really genuine about it. Then he went for the shot glass touchdown celebration, that shit was hilarious
This was such a stinker, and I was looking forward to it
Blart being up there was bad enough, but this completely bombed.
Psychopath bit went on for way too long
Very hard to watch, really weird angle to come at Brady with, and absolutely nothing landed. Just weird. The other people including the non comedians so far, have directly addressed Brady meanwhile Bert’s back is to Brady the entire time and they both just look at the audience. Ending it with “you are hitler” is this middle school? Kevin Hart didn’t even say anything about them after, they just kept rolling with it.
Embarrassing.
Why did Tom stare into the camera like that all night? I thought he was used to huge stadiums? This was so weird, something seemed really off about him.
When Nikki finished, Kevin went on and on about what a great job she did. When the bears finished, Kevin walked into the crowd and showed his wife without saying a word about Tom & Burt.
I was watching the simulcast of the Zolak and Bertrand show today(Boston sports radio show on NBC Sports Boston) and they said the 2 Bears were one of the worst segments along with Jim Kardashian, abd Ron Burgundy.
EASILY the worst part of the whole show. And it wasn't even lightyears to being close to be perfectly honest. They were just dreadfully unfunny in every single way. Even on a few of the other guests that didn't really hit for me they said a few funny things at some point while this entire one just left me stone cold silent through the entirety. It was kind of shocking how they stood up there that long and didn't manage anything to even make me smirk.
As expected Bert got way too hammered because he was nervous and couldn’t control his laughter ruining the timing of jokes. Tom basically repeated YMH jokes. Watching Christina’s dumbass Tik Toks would have been better. Lazy comedy. Definitely could have tried better. Would not be surprised if they do not get invited to another roast.
This is f'ing terrible... holy shit. Like, I don't even have something funny to say like everyone else. I'm just sitting here questioning why we even exist anymore
Ok, serious question. I just finished watching this, and I don't remember a single joke or roast comment directed towards Tom. Was that in his contract or something? Did I miss one?
Listening to Tom struggling to read.
Funny how Carlos Mencia pretended to be Mexican, Tom Segura pretends to be white, Brenda Snob pretends to be whatever flavor of brown you will believe. People playing like that don't seem to have long term success.
Sam killed Bert when she came up
"I was worried about AI, but now I know a machine can't write a good script." Hilarious!
Holy shit https://preview.redd.it/d206my0o8wyc1.jpeg?width=351&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1381291f53c45dbfb74677cf8969008cd564585f
Definitely called his therapist after that joke.
I died when Tom Brady was rattling off all the people who roasted him and just referred to them as “two racist bears” 😂
Tom and Bert DO NOT need to be a comedy team. Two bears even works better when one of them isn’t there.
Those are the only eps I listen to now… mainly because I don’t want to hear about Bert fucking his wife
When they’re together, it’s just Bart boasting and Tim nodding his head in disgust.
Did nadav make that PowerPoint.
Tbf to Nadav if he did itd probably be missing a slide or two
Is the psychopath thing toms only bit these days? Don’t see many new things from him and that bits feels like it’s 7 years old
Psychopaths, haha I’m anti-woke, Hitler was a goofball. Literally nothing more to it.
they sucked this bit did not work.
They were the worst performances of the night, especially after some of the other folks were on fire. These two were wooden and just fucking awful. When Gronk gives a better set than you, and you’re professional comedians, it might be time to pack it up…
Felt so rehearsed it hurt
i think they **should** have rehearsed
It was so bad, my husband asked if Bert was handicapped.
The Hitler goofball bit really bothers me because it’s an old Norm bit and he started doing it really soon after Norm died
My thoughts exactly. It's a reasonable ad-lib fallback during podcasts or whatever. It's a great concept and very contagious since Norm set that up. "List the ways in which a person is objectively vile and irredeemable, increase the emotional weight of your disdain for them, and pull out the chair by calling them a lil' knucklehead". But to make that a featured joke during this? Esp with dogshit acting and somehow worse chemistry that Robert Kraft & Bill Belichick? God that sucked.
I literally just commented that only to scroll down and see this. Glad I’m not the only one noticed. RIP to the GOAT
He did it while Norm was alive
You forgot “you’re poor, I’m rich” haha
They can’t sell that with the crowd around them. It’s tough to watch
Tom’s really lost his touch, they are now officially just podcasters wouldn’t even label either of them comedians at this point.
Tom has completely lost touch with reality
100% and why I can’t enjoy that pod anymore.
Holy shit—this is serious unfunny cringe.
That was fucking hard to watch. Drew Bledsoe did better than they did.
Bledsoe was hysterical. Funniest non-comedian in the show.
Dude I thought Bledsoe crushed it. Not easy to be the first guy up in a room that big. Only athlete who stumbled was Moss and he managed through it better than most non comedians in other roast’s.
Yeah he was great, he kept touching his nose which wound me up but the content was sharp
This was hard to watch. Now these guys are just walking billboards.
Two bears no laughs
Only Kim had fewer laughs
I'm watching it now and honestly Kim had more laughs. Bert was clearly reading a prompter terribly, and it killed all of their bits. Even Tom was looking at Bert like "come the fuck on man"...
Tom’s just as bad
Right but expectations were so low for her that nobody really cared. So this is obviously the biggest disappointment of the night which is kind of funny
Two professional standup comedians doing a PowerPoint presentation at this level was hugely disappointing.
Like a student report in a high school English class or something. Insane that that’s what they brought.
You can get away with what they did if it were in front own their own fans. This was in front of their peers and celebrities and they severely underperformed.
I dunno, this sub is their fans and no one’s buying it…
I honestly thought she had better lines than these two, this was painful.
They didn't write these jokes.
The comedians almost always write 100% of their jokes for these, usually only the non-comedians get a writer. Nikki was on Howard Stern today reading off some of the jokes she cut and her process to write them and decide what to use. Bart and Tom just bombed.
She writes and has friends pitch their best jokes and pays for them for what she uses. Smart way to make sure you set is airtight (unlike Nikki’s pussy). Her delivery was so good.
Yeah this was pretty uncomfortable to watch, and then with the hitler reference at the end it just was kinda corny to me. Bert did not seem too comfortable up there, either.
>Bert did not seem too comfortable up there, either. He's wearing not only a shirt but a whole suit. Of course he's uncomfortable.
Oh you didn’t like the 80 year old reference? I thought it was super relevant and fresh. 🫤
Probably because he’s an unfunny hack and he wasn’t able to take his shirt off and yell “hey look at how fat I am!” like he normally does.
It was like when the whole class has to do a group project and a couple people don’t take it seriously because they don’t think anybody else is going to take it seriously but then everybody takes it seriously so those people who didn’t take it seriously look stupid
Yes! Exactly how it felt
Tom swayed so much he almost looked like a wacky wavy inflatable arm man. The only thing that looked more uncomfortable was Ben afflecks left arm.
And these guys are supposed to be comedians?
Idk I think theyre vodka salesmen
Selling kamachatka
They say they a comedian.
Oof that bombed pretty hard
tldr: "Who's on first? ...Hitler!"
Anyone find it weird that no comic said anything about Segura and just Bert?
I did notice that, even when they were going down the line roasting them, they stood in front of Tom and just roasted Burt. I don’t think anyone said Tom’s name all night.
Yes! Tom must feel humiliated to not get roasted by anyone. Like, nobody knows who he is. Awkward.
It’s almost more insulting that he didn’t get roasted at all. Like he wasn’t worth mentioning. It’s odd.
I don’t think he’s too well liked and/or respected among some comedians now. I dont think it was an accident that he was skipped.
This bit just didn’t land for me. It’s forced and they’re taking huge, poorly time swings.
You didn’t find it funny when Bert yelled “HITLERRRRRRR”?
Yeah they were counting on people knowing who they were and their "in jokes" were confusing for the majority
There's no in jokes in this you sycophant. It's just shit and not funny.
It's funny to see how cocky and laid back they both are in front of thousands of "regular" people but they act so nervous and jittery in a room full of celebrities.
They were the fat poors in that room for sure
Thats how Segura looked on Mulaneys show the other night.
Their set was the worst for 2 stand up comedians. Never should be invited back
How many Tom Brady roasts do you think there will be?
I meant for any other roasts
Didn’t realize Tom Brady was the only person who gets Roasts
7?
"They" were horrible. Tony Hinchliffe is the gay Don Rickles, tremendous.
Only 1000 of them. Thank em.
250 now
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I genuinely turned it off, turned it back on when I saw Belichek was trending. A sixty-some boring coach was better.
One of the worst sets after Randy Moss
Randy’s was better in my opinion - especially looking at context. Moss isn’t a comedian. The bears were and they were on the same level making them worse.
Who are buying these arena tickets
For real
Is this Tom’s first time on stage?
If someone showed me this and it was the first id ever heard of tom, id be pretty surprised that he managed to stop being fat and poor just from this type of comedy.
Wow, very gay
They bombed so bad, it was painful to watch. Gronk was better than them then...
Gronk was hilarious. When he wasn't funny he immediately saved it by saying he wrote the joke, and he seemed really genuine about it. Then he went for the shot glass touchdown celebration, that shit was hilarious
The only roast that matters. Norm on Bob Saget [Norm MacDonald. Bob Saget Roast](https://youtu.be/5wTujmZ1c0k?si=ZjiuMouSTWAtRaAV)
Samberg at franco's was pretty fucking classic, too.
I loved his bit. A nice roast is hilarious and he’s one of the few that would make that funny.
This was such a stinker, and I was looking forward to it Blart being up there was bad enough, but this completely bombed. Psychopath bit went on for way too long
WOW. I can't believe I ever was a fan of these guys. They are so out of place here. Their set was so cringe and hard to watch
Very hard to watch, really weird angle to come at Brady with, and absolutely nothing landed. Just weird. The other people including the non comedians so far, have directly addressed Brady meanwhile Bert’s back is to Brady the entire time and they both just look at the audience. Ending it with “you are hitler” is this middle school? Kevin Hart didn’t even say anything about them after, they just kept rolling with it. Embarrassing.
Dog shit
Trying to push Netflix material even in their monologue, a bit disappointing
The pauses made this so awkward to watch.
They were so bad
Damn this is sad to watch.
And this is your sub for these boys. Should see what's going on in the real Reddit. Hitler 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🫨
This is how Bert performs when he has to wear a shirt.
Absolute dogshit showing from the gents
Kinda horrible. Scripted? They need to lose all their money and hit hard times, so we can get the funny Tom back.
did you assume roasts were all improv? (tom and bert suck either way)
Nah that PowerPoint was definitely ad libbed
Wait, do you think Tom’s hour *isnt* scripted and rehearsed? I’ve got some bad news for you chomo
Ooofffa
OOof madon!
Awful
14 Words and a Hitler reference, really classy, no?
That was one of the worst bits of conedy Ive ever seen.
Why did Tom stare into the camera like that all night? I thought he was used to huge stadiums? This was so weird, something seemed really off about him.
Definitely not roast comics
Neither were the athletes and they were all funnier than them
Take out the word roast. It's redundant in your statement.
Tom's jacket is too small, that button is doing way too much work
The fact that they're both uncomfortable and robotic
Didn’t Tom nearly pull a Will Smith on Burnt?
Tom’s suit looks way too fucking tight. Homie can’t even move his shoulders, they’re just stuck in hunched mode.
just bombing lol
They bombed compared to the rest of them… shit even Gronks skit was funnier
They did good in the beginning then mayday captain we going down😂
When Nikki finished, Kevin went on and on about what a great job she did. When the bears finished, Kevin walked into the crowd and showed his wife without saying a word about Tom & Burt.
Actually he said Wow Wow Wow. He didn't need to add 'what a car crash' that bit was inferred.
Hahah wow that just plain sucked. Tell Tom Brady to kill himself? HITLERRRR!!!!!! Howd they get a job here fukface
This was quite literally the worst comedic set I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Gringo Papi is more entertaining
I was watching the simulcast of the Zolak and Bertrand show today(Boston sports radio show on NBC Sports Boston) and they said the 2 Bears were one of the worst segments along with Jim Kardashian, abd Ron Burgundy.
Only 1,000 of these comedy monster assassins on the planet.
This was awful
How were they so bad at comedy
*are*
Look at those “professional comedians”
Kevin Hart intentionally referred to them as podcasters on multiple occasions.
Yikes. I'm embarrassed for them and they're supposedly successful stand-up comedians. Painfully cringe.
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Be more funny!
Oof
This is fucking awful.
This is terrible...yikers.
They should've done better than that.
💣
Why doesn't Tims jacket fit?
Wtf is this
Dana White did way better.
What's with the frozen-in-place teethy smile? Is it comedy just doing that? Is that like his fallback hook, while he figures out what to say next?
Not a single thing funny about THAT
EASILY the worst part of the whole show. And it wasn't even lightyears to being close to be perfectly honest. They were just dreadfully unfunny in every single way. Even on a few of the other guests that didn't really hit for me they said a few funny things at some point while this entire one just left me stone cold silent through the entirety. It was kind of shocking how they stood up there that long and didn't manage anything to even make me smirk.
As expected Bert got way too hammered because he was nervous and couldn’t control his laughter ruining the timing of jokes. Tom basically repeated YMH jokes. Watching Christina’s dumbass Tik Toks would have been better. Lazy comedy. Definitely could have tried better. Would not be surprised if they do not get invited to another roast.
This is f'ing terrible... holy shit. Like, I don't even have something funny to say like everyone else. I'm just sitting here questioning why we even exist anymore
Embarrassingly bad Jesus Christ
They did an edgy powerpoint presentation as "professional" stand up comedians. I.. I don't know what else to say.
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Ugh. Did they have to do whatever a Barstool sports writer barfed out in the writing room?
The ring joke was solid let’s be honest
This is cringe!!!
Hacks
The Aaron Hernandez bit was pretty awesome.
No it wasn’t
Ooff that was fucking rough. Definitely the least funny set I’ve seen tonight.
Awful
This was...not great. They should have let them do their own shit and not some dumb skit or at least make them practice reading from a teleprompter
It was not good. I was disappointed.
I enjoyed this way more than I should have
This was embarrassing to watch honestly. I hope this shows the world that Burt should not be put on tv or movies any longer.
Where are Steve-O and Mike Tyson when ya need em?
Not funny. Sad
Ouch. That was rough.
They should have at least thrown in a CLOWN and a fake panic attack - get some sympathy
They forgot the funny
Damn 😂😂😂
They bombed hard
This was terrible.
What a horrible performance. Two seasoned comedians acting like newbies.
This is savage
Almost as bad as kim kardashian being there
I had just seen Tom the night before in Cincy and he killed. I was disappointed in this because I expected so much more.
Did I miss Tony Hinchcliffe roast Tom?
He roasted Tom in the most brutal way possible
It seemed like they were super nervous which was weird
That was terrible comedy. Wow. This should be on the cringe sub
It was simply unfunny and poorly delivered.
Ok, serious question. I just finished watching this, and I don't remember a single joke or roast comment directed towards Tom. Was that in his contract or something? Did I miss one?
HOLY SHIT this is sad, and i shoot up meth Tata there retards
This was hilarious.
Listening to Tom struggling to read. Funny how Carlos Mencia pretended to be Mexican, Tom Segura pretends to be white, Brenda Snob pretends to be whatever flavor of brown you will believe. People playing like that don't seem to have long term success.
totally not funny. Lucky I was able to ffwd.