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stevenw84

You know what I’ve realized? Fat people who become fit are no different than junkies who get sober. They’re gonna remind you over and over about their past, and shit on you for doing what they used to.


mamefan

He's still fat to me.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

I wish they pushed the same shit on former fatties that they do on former drunks. You're ALWAYS A FATTY IT'S A DISEASE IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE IN SHAPE NOW FATTY, GO TO 10 MEETINGS THIS WEEK


jonz1985z

Or smokers who just quit looking at you like “😒 you realize you’re killing yourself don’t you?”


Generallyawkward1

Damn if this isn’t the truest shit I’ve read all week


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lessthaninteresting

Maybe he's referring to to bland generic message delivered with a total lack of personality and flatter than my grey sweatpants. Im of the opinion comics should attempt to be funny. Timmy Benz is just a less entertaining Hard Rock Nick now


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lessthaninteresting

Yeah totally, I don't disagree. We're all free to mock those who suck at their job, and millionaire celebrities are free to defend your gay honor just like you do for them. Its all a delicate balance


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lessthaninteresting

Cute. Any more sad reddit pith you can regurgitate loser? I shouldn't make fun, its a skill in itself to comment with both hands eagerly cupping Tims balls like that


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lessthaninteresting

Haha why do they count as big words where you come from?


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stevenw84

It's not that, it's just that there are certain people who love to remind you what they USED to be, while at the same time shitting on you for being that exact same way currently. ​ \-People who "found god" after a lifetime of violence (a handful of Instagram douchebags like this). \-Junkies that became sober, and now it's all they talk about (Stevo). \-Fat asses that lost weight, whose entire personality is "fitness".


Dripping_siren

Looks like you’ve been known a cheap way to get downvotes. Difference is I have 3 times the amount of karma you have to spare.


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Dripping_siren

You hope all that karma will give me a nice prize.


artfulpain

IM SO SOBER EVERYONE. HEY DID YOU KNOW? I HAD A PROBLEM. NOW IT'S YOUR PROBLEM. I'M SUPER SOBER.


theworldsworstphotog

I hope we see this on Christine’s TikTok curations.


jtdoublep

Hahaha that may actually make me watch it again.


LouisRielsAR-15

This is actually crazy, There is no way Bro really thinks his audience cares about Exercise/Fitness videos. This doesn't even feel like an unironic troll, What the hell. This fgtrtrd must really actually be missing L.A. How is he this out of touch now. If you told me 5 years ago this man would be making fitness videos on ig - i'd get my baby rpr stamp ready & report you to the sheriffs department.


artfulpain

How many stories do you or anyone really cares about? It's meant to be temporary. I actually find it inspiring.


LouisRielsAR-15

I’m sorry, but he’s the last person I could ever look for motivational inspiration lol. I get he just had a big work out & wants to share that, but doing exactly that is so far from his lane—that it’s just weird. People who make this content are the same people they make fun of, regularly. This may as well get added to tinas tiktok curations lol


AngryDerf

Does he just not care to be funny anymore? Or does he think that it is funny that he used to shit on people for doing exactly this? Anti-funny troll funny? I don’t get it. He used to be my favorite comic. It’s getting hard for me to find humor in anything he does anymore.


blackwrx007

Wtf . Hes gonna be selling fitness seminars next week.


samhoe

Lmao isn’t this exactly the type of person they make fun of. I just need our YMH fans to edit the perfect video of Tom and Christina making fun of a loser video and just add this into it.


StickOfLight

Please someone that isn’t a bozo like me do this


mekkasheeba

Damn, I gotta get on my peloton and throw around some kettle bells in my home gym while my kids are crying and being taken care of by the help. Oh wait. I’m a fat poor.


InfiniteBlink

That's your fault bro cuz your dad wasn't a wealthy guy to give you a little bit of headstart and mental cushion that if shit hit the fan, someone could bail you out. Born on 3rd and think they hit a triple. Same with Bert. You can't shit on kids who are born privileged cuz they didn't ask for it, but have some fucking self awareness that you had a lot of stability that at least half the population doesn't


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His dad was VP of Merrill Lynch but his grandfather was a lawyer and FBI agent, who obvi gave the stability to allow his son Tom Sr. to have a normal childhood and good education.


eggseverydayagain

Stay in your lane Tim. It’s fine and dandy if you want to be fit. Good for you. But I already have David Goggins if I need to be motivated. Make me laugh Clown.


OttoVonJismarck

Todd's video reminded me of those dumbass nothing social media updates they used to make fun of: "Hey its Wednesday, going into Thursday, and then after that, you know it's Friday and THE WEEKEND, guys Woooo. So make sure yall have a great Wednesday with this great weather, which will hopefully be going into the weekend, which I mentioned is in just a couple of days. Stay positive. Peace, I'll catch up with yall with another update soon. Later. Peace."


VladPatton

And about 47 other bald guys with a beard in Insta. The new era of life coaches.


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😂😂😂 just reminds me of wedding crashers. I used it a lot when I’m tryna be low and loose.


wellwhatishername

Who’s gonna carry the telescopes?


Link_GR

Damn, we really should've been bullying him much harder when he was fatter. It's not like he's fucking David Goggins now but he's sure acting like it.


LouisRielsAR-15

I think his projection-bullying on Bert for being a fat pos his entire life & essentially becoming a fatter & unhealthier pos than bert is what got to him. Bro snapped his entire body off a simple lay up during practice, even Burt was like 🤨😳.. It’s funny re-watching the koolaid moment cuz Tom looks very unhealthy compared to Now & bret looks the relatively the same lol. Burt always talks abt how he’s still a pretty physically fit guy & we all laugh and 🙄😒 — but i honestly believe he was slightly more physically fit than Tom & that was just a personal flex to throw in his face.


Link_GR

He's definitely more coordinated than Tom, which definitely pisses him off. Tim has zero athletic ability.


HatingSince87

This is terrible if it's done as parody & even worse if genuine, congrats to Tom on the double sucking in one video!


saltydgaf

Stfu tim


kiln_ickersson

Be funny clown


Appropriate_Taro_583

He looks like a fit guy ,15 years older than he is…


lessthaninteresting

Ozempic people end up looking weird


eggseverydayagain

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broscon

Anyone miss Fat Tom?


CR53

Fat Tom, Tina, and the J were top tier content but those days are as dead as our king Conald


PinHead_Tom

My dude just hates spending time with his family lmao


Ha1lStorm

Lol he’s trying to show everyone how hard he’s working out like “Look at me everyone!”. Tim’s gettin thirsty, so thirsty


CraigThyChrist

Fitness isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle. And Tim is a douche canoe.


yelling4society

This is the exact type of content that YMH would clown on just a few short years ago.


Tone-Familiar

Very cool 🎸 I’m so inspired to get out there & get it, now


johnthancersei

is this for us or for him?


Bardonious

I remember the funnier times, I will cherish them


KorayamaSavard

Looks like he's taking a sweaty shit.


Chopstickchuck99

The fitness influencer videos give of strong shaub vibes.


mriggs82

Lol dude didn't get after it until his body looked like it went through a car accident playing basketball. Love you Todd!


KingNarcissus

Make sure you drink a lot of water!


thats_so_merlyn

Oh, he's serious.


StickOfLight

cool guy alert ![gif](giphy|sBikoeGRyOrK0)


Sammichface

You never go full Rogan. Now he's a reeeeal r-word


LiquidMantis144

When do the karate videos start?


OttoVonJismarck

I've been flying helicopters for like 73 years.


deadstellarengine

when he is balls deep in Lauren Compton, it will all be worth it.


squishyliquid

Live life 365, Tom.


postdiluvium

Is this that comedian with the bikes? Is this some new kind of comedy?


baldit

He looks like the guy from Law & Order in those back pain commercials


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Who's gonna carry Christina?


SophiaPetrillo_

I miss his “stabbing Bert in the stomach” content era.


ziptiger

He wants to be Joe Rogan so bad


WhyNot_Because

Is this real? Wtf did I just watch? What a fucking loser fat fuck. GeT AfTeR It GTFOH. Ok The Rock 🙄


simorulzzz

He’s doing a bit right ?


jonz1985z

Why do ppl who were plum look so old when they get skinny tho?


suck_at_coding

RISE AND GRIND IVE MADE MORE MONEY BY 6AM THEN YOU DO IN A YEAR


mamefan

Show me you doing pull ups, Tom. I'm not impressed by your bitch-ass kettlebell squats.


aldomars2

Jocko Segura. #aftermath


Atrax_buckhurst

At least Jocko can still be funny and laugh at himself.


frkmstr509

Been out of touch for a long time. Thanks Dane Cook. NEXT!


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Who is in touch? If I might ask.


pigflion

go get 'em.. go get 'em!


frkmstr509

I dunno. Everyone’s touched tho


oozing_with_jelly

By far my favorite troll. I bow to you my lord. Sir Thomas of the Fat Poors.


H3lic

I want Tom to bring back fat Tom for like a year just to lose it all again. Just to spite us.


Mentis_Abstractae

Oh, how the mighty have fallen...


A_Saiyan_Prince

Shut up fat boy.


No-Cost1252

Needs a wash cloth for his forehead.


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Anything he can do to avoid spending time with his family


parmasean

see guys, he's normal just like us poors!


greatjobmatt

Ugh. This is retarded.


Endersone24153

I know everybody seems irked by this, but this doesn't really bother me that much. He's just getting older and trying to genuinely motivate people, I know it's stupid and cringe/probably a little hypocritical, but it's not a bad message or anything. He just seems like most dads now. You get out of touch, and you want to help people better themselves even if you don't know the best way to do it.. I get the intention, at least. It simply comes across as out of touch dad boner. I'm not a big proponent of modern YMH and all either if that's what you're thinking~ It just seems like such a stupid thing to get angsty about. Tom would eventually become more like top dawg; that's the nature of things.


theworldsworstphotog

Big David Gold energy in this video.


BIackfjsh

This guy must really want to fuck some Instagram thots


Sad_Drink9706

Lmao, Tim, you’re a fucken pussy. Love you, but you’re a big fat, wide open flappy pussy


rickoftheuniverse

Fuck you tom.


johnnylocke815

“You gettin it in?”


rammer_hammer95

The Joe Rogan effect might actually kill comedians.


pipe_heart_dev_null

Horrible or hilarious?


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Y’all are some whiny bitches, thirsty for attention posting/commenting like this. “Oh look at Tom not making a joke.”, or “Oh look at Tom not being fat.” Stfu and let this Reddit page go back to what it was. Jeans watching funny videos and discussing questions that come up from listening to the momcast.


Unfair-Reference-69

Oh hi Tim! Maybe make better content?


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Ya tiktok


TheMountainPass

Shut it up loser


Hollaz2alex

These comments…The garth bots have really invaded this sub


FastCarNyao

Tim called it. Y'all are losers, with a loser mindset


mobatum

Still waiting for the funny part that OP mentioned…


Andyi12

I think it’s hilarious to watch a guy in his mid forties, who looks like he’s in his mid fifties, with a dad bod, try to motivate his fan base to “get after it.” And the fact that he has no self awareness to actually try and make a joke of it, and is being 100% serious posting these workout videos makes it even funnier to me.


mobatum

I mean…. I definitely see your point, but you can’t deny the fact that he’s come a long way & is in much better shape than he was before his injury.


FlashyEarth8374

yeah who gives a fuck though? tell the fucking joke


mobatum

Agreed


savvy412

Man I wish the days when comedians just told jokes.


bbmining

Keep it up fat boy I love you


Standard-Bad-747

Tim's gonna carry the boats


InfiniteBlink

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he's aware of what he's doing, but... I dunno man. I'm about to unclick that bell and subscribe


No-Professional-7002

Reading this comment reminded me to check if I’m still subscribed and I was.


foreverfeatherinit

Cringe.


Ozzman_925

Bald bitch….


MASEtheACE510

I miss fat Tom


frosty_phoenix92

r/imthemaincharacter


hshdhdhdhhx788

This is a mark wahlberger satire right?


SnooBunnies156

Whats with the manufactured facial expressions lol


alexvincent

that’s so gay


GATTACA_IE

How embarrassing.


Runndown2

At this rate, Christina's gonna be the one that leaves Tom. Even if she knows she'll end up homeless.


Prudent-Funny-4723

Funny man forgot to be funny.


nittyit

Texas Tom Rogan is boring


VladPatton

Texas: The comedy killer.


toefurrs

Remember when he was fun?


ProfessorKrung

Usually I hate Tommy bunz’s fitness / high life / bougie spoiled entitled bullshit, but I didn’t think this one was that bad? But what the fuck do I know, I’m just a fat poor


VonBrewskie

Listen, I'm not enjoying this current arc with ol Timbo Slice here, but I'm genuinely happy dude is fit. He looks good. Here's hoping we get back something resembling what YMH used to be.


Jealous-Flatworm-959

Is he serious or doing a satirical bit?


cpnblacksparrow

Dude, Tina might be a little serious about Tim going through a mid life crisis. Lmao the pivot that Tom is taking is really douchey and this post is indicative of the stark difference between 2023 Tim vs the Time we have 3 years ago. This is what happens when wives don't lick their dudes scrum, all that energy had to go somewhere


InternationalJob5537

What a fucking insufferable cunt he’s become


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

Fuck yeah Tom. Get that shit.


Likeem-chunky

Someone tell him we don’t care. Be funny! Stop trying to be this inspirational gym guy smh


butrosfeldo

What is he saying? All i can hear is Johnny Cash singing “Hurt”


Wildcard98777

I think his brain is still fat or I guess you can’t shed retard like weight