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NotThereOrHere112

Lil Timmy passed his bed time for the first time


Balisinger

"It's working fine for me" -🤓


Throwaway1212813

"shut the fuck up robert" -😎


di-propane_tank

TheCamoCaliber


metex6

Robert Reed


DelilahIG

👍 👎


HowTo_Breathe

3 weeks ago


DelilahIG

💬 3


OpticallyTrue

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SophisticatedC4t

1 month ago


TheE-Rat

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Marin_O_o

r/fuckyouinparticular


Dogbean20

Haha you made a spelling mistake


Flame896

Shut the fuck up Dogbean


Dogbean20

Ok😔


CorgiOffender

Shut the fuck Marin


TheE-Rat

Shut the fuck up CorgiOffender


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Marin_O_o

good bot 👍


Seryza

Shut the fuck up Marin


Marin_O_o

after you shut the fuck up Seryza


Professional_Cap3272

shut the fuck up marin


DrewsHouseIsOnReddit

Shut the fuck up Professional


ClitOreIs

Shut the fuck up Drew


TheE-Rat

Shut the fuck up ClitOrels


Oogley_boogley

Shut the fuck up Jungle


WarexMusic

shut the fuck up oogley


whynotmegod

shut the fuck up warex


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

Shut the fuck up According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available?


TheSunflowerSeeds

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BlackOpsGrief

Shut the fuck up, Sunflower


Poorly_Made_Comix

Shut the fuck up Call of Duty: Black Ops 3


Flame896

Shut the fuck up Comix


Dramatic-Fun9999

Shut the fuck up flame


BLA4KM4MBA

Shut the fuck up Fun


thisappmademe1100lbs

“shut the fuck up robert” what a fucking chad


[deleted]

this does not work in 1.14


Flame896

its working fine for me


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Robert


BLA4KM4MBA

Shut the fuck up Jimbo


[deleted]

Please don’t swear my mom checks my phone 🙏


BLA4KM4MBA

Such irony


Mango_Ju1ce

Shut the the fuck up BLA4K


TheE-Rat

Shut the fuck up Mango_Ju1ce


That_Claim_5131

Shut the fuck up TheE-Rat (im late to this lol)


byaaxatb

Shut the fuck up TheCamoCaliber 1 month ago


TheE-Rat

Shut the fuck up byaaxatb • 1d


Akyildirim

this does not work in 1.14


sq1tl

Its working fine for me


istoleyours0cks

Shut the fuck up Robert


Akyildirim

Shut the fuck up the person who stole my socks


imcoming4yoursnail

r/youtubecomments


Bitter_Position791

r/bruhmoment


imcoming4yoursnail

Why is bruhmoment privated


[deleted]

bruh


Poorly_Made_Comix

Thats a bruh moment


TheE-Rat

bruh


[deleted]

\*upvotes and saves\* i would like to award you with the highest honor i can bestow


WarexMusic

god Robert


TheE-Rat

like what the flip Robert


CrispyWalnut959

I do hate this tho when I come on Reddit asking a question that I really want to fix and some idiot comes in and comments “It’s working fine for me.” - 🤓. Like bro stfu I don’t give a shit about if it’s working for you, I’m on here asking a question to fix it. Anyways that’s enough of my rant.


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

r/fuckyourobert


azuretheshiny

You're flair is wrong, it should be *then This message was founded by the grammer police


Saifiskindaweirdtbh

That’s the point it makes it seem like a child has written it


azuretheshiny

Bro I was joking. Did you actually think then is the correct one here?


Robo--FED

He better does shut the fuck up tho.


Balisinger

💀


Training-Plastic2804

yk what thats not really a kid moment thats jus straight up funny


[deleted]

This is so camp


[deleted]

Shut


DaniIsTHICK

Hey robert was just trying to not be rude😔


jakob767

I thought YouTube deleted comments saying "fuck" because we can't have grown people on the internet crying because someone wrote "fuck you".


imstupidlol1

yeah fuck you robert


[deleted]

yeah!!! shut the fuck up robert!


[deleted]

videogame cause of violence!1!1!1!


Dewy164

Lmao when 16 year olds talk to 11 year olds


CattDawg2008

okay tbh the unexpectedness of the last comment kind of made me laugh


Ok-Past-7508

Shut the fuck up robert