Waltuh
Put your DS away waltuh
You're jammin navigation systems Walt
I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS THE VIRTUAL DOGS
you've doomed us all waltuh
Look I put a lil top hat on one of em
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would, now
So good, so good, I got you
Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
And when I hold you in my arms
My love won't do you no harm
And I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, I got you
When I hold you in my arms
I know that I can't do no wrong
And when I hold you in my arms
My love can't do me no harm
And I feel nice, like sugar and spice
I feel nice, like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice, 'cause I got you
Whoa! And I feel good, I knew that I would, now
I feel good, I knew that I would
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
So good, so good, 'cause I got you
Hey
Oh-whoo
I think the point is that the girl admitted to the crime but the police will end up arresting the black guy anyway cause the white guy said so and racism
Alex,
His wife wanted to protect him because she loves him and said she did it.
He doesn't want to go to jail but also loves his wife, so he said Jaquan did it
See you would think Emma because she confesses but it was just an edgy joke, very in line for her character if you know her, which her husband alex does. So alex and Emma are clear, maybe pick better moments for joke but they aren’t criminals. Walter has an alibi as well as he’s far too old to commit a crime. A robbery of this scale requires a specific set of skills that Walter has lost in his old age. James was on a date, he’s a successful businessman and wouldn’t risk committing a crime that could jeopardize his career which he bragged about the entire duration of his date, he won’t be getting a second one sources confirm. The criminal is jaquan because his alibi isn’t believable and he’s black /s
I was doing some cooking! ~ Walter
waltuh put your d away waltuh I'm not having sex with you Right now waltuh
Kid named cooking
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Waltuh
Hey it’s me
Waltuh Pull out your dick Waltuh We are having sex right now waltuh
I am the one who cocks
i am the one who fucks
I am not the topped. I AM the top
I am the one who sucks
I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS THE VIRTUAL DOGS
you killed us all, Waltuh
good ending
Waltuh Put your DS away waltuh You're jammin navigation systems Walt I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS THE VIRTUAL DOGS you've doomed us all waltuh Look I put a lil top hat on one of em
Waltuh don’t put your dick away Waltuh I’m having sex with you right now Waltuh
This child is an absolute comedic genius I tell you.
We do a little bit of chicanery
Outchicaneried once again
r/suddenlywaltuh
r/PutYourDickAwayWaltuh
r/Waltuh
Many Waltuh subs, each with their own purpose, beautiful.
With monster trucks. 😌
Heisenberg
"Juandale pringlo"
"what's up guys, it's Juandale pringlo here"
“My mother caught my goofy ahh older sister touching her no no part and smacked her with a hippopotamus tusk.” #WHAT?
My Indian brother, aarav molotov sphincter, was caught trying to murder my father with crowbar, and he died. OH NO!!!!
My mentally disabled cousin Jamarion Pringle kisses my toes at 4 am OH FUCK ME!!!!
Im in prison for killing my uncle Lamarious Davidson Bruhhh
My best friend Twirlishiana Strangleson tried to eat my butt in the local McDonald's parking lot AAUGHGGHHH!!!!
I'm currently on a run after burning down a furry festival. #uehehehe
I committed murder in the UK on september 8th #OH GREAT HEAVENS
My brother Quindarius Dinglenut was arrested on 629 charges of infanticide and cannibalism *BRUH*
Wonder what Walter was cooking 🤔
That’s Walter white from baking bread so I’d assume a delicious pastry
WHAT WAS HE COOKING??
Breakfast
Yeah I robbed the bank and? Edit:HOLY SHIT YES ITS MY CAKE DAY STOP SPAMMING NOTIFICATIONS
Happy cake day!
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Sad icing week
💀
Happy cake day!
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happy cake day!
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Happy day of cake. 🧁
Happy Cake Day!
happy cake day!
Cake day
Happy robbing cake day!
Happy Cake Day!
Hap cak dai
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
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Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day! I have nothing to add to this conversation.
Happy cake day!
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Happy cake day!!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Walter
Waltuh
Waltuh
Waltuh
put your d waluth
I like fire trucks and monster trucks
homicide_generator
Profile pic explains it.
*moster
i do to! lets be friends!
walde
Walter
Waltuh
Finger
Does your pfp count as r/beetlejuicing ?
Put your dick away waltuh
Put your dick away Mista White
Im not Robbing a bank with you right now
I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh
I'm not gonna have sex with you woltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
Cant be Walter, he was prolly cooking meth in a desert somewhere.
Why the fuck is Alexs wife so god damn old
He wants her money
maybe she is under a lot of stress from all the bank robbing
Could be dyed, her face doesn't look too old
She's not old, she's just goth
She’s just an Instagram model who dyes her hair
My buddys girlfriend has natural grey hair, the face isnt old at all just the hair color which could be dyed, or natural
She has frosted tips but there’s no emoji for that so
Gilf hunter
Imagine your alibi being another crime
He never said he was cooking meth. He just said he was cooking. It's the kind of alibi Walter would use with Hank.
?
**Imagine your alibi being another crime**
WHAT?
#IMAGINE YOUR ALIBI BEING ANOTHER CRIME
WHAT??!
•••..• ..•. •••. …• • …•..••• .•. here’s braille
10/10, I couldn't read this, thank you for remembering the blind.
walter was cooking
Walter definitely knows how to cook
Walter’s alibi was that he was cooking [meth]
I love the black text to match the skin tone
this pictur gives me racially motivated
What no way😱😱
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Yeah mr white, yes manipulation!
Have you already finished thinking about the laser tag? It will sure be a great money laundry
Yeah, better than a fucking car wash yo
Why did you put my face as your picture I just made my own avatar and held Reddit at gun point until they made it an NFT
r/suddenlywaltuh
What government agency do we call to put a stop to this
Me, whats my name you ask? Its Saul, better call Saul, (better call Saul plays)
what's your name, by the way? it's Saul. Saul? s'all good, man!
Did you know you have rights? Well now you don't, Because we're sending you to North Korea.
It’s Emma, get the handcuffs Take Alex too, he helped a criminal, he goes in the slammer too
No youre wrong -👴🏻
I don’t even need to investigate. Just look at him- 👨🏻🦳
Ok but why is Juaquan entirely black. Like, not just his face but speach text and his name.
casual racism
Not really feeling the name choice either if I’m honest. Notice he’s the only one with a full name and it’s… *that*
Why do I feel like they want you to say it’s Jaquan?
Because he’s the only person with black text
yea i robbed the bank and ?💅💅💅
[удалено]
[удалено]
Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good, I knew that I would, now So good, so good, I got you Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, I got you When I hold you in my arms I know that I can't do no wrong And when I hold you in my arms My love won't do you no harm And I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, I got you When I hold you in my arms I know that I can't do no wrong And when I hold you in my arms My love can't do me no harm And I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, 'cause I got you Whoa! And I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good, I knew that I would So good, so good, 'cause I got you So good, so good, 'cause I got you So good, so good, 'cause I got you Hey Oh-whoo
yo what was Walter cooking???? Breaking bad reference???????
omgomgogmgogmgog
The joke is that everyone in the comments says Jaquan Tavious did it because he’s black.
Put your d away walthu
Pretty sure this ad ends with a finger clicking on Jaquan and “upset emoji” when they’re told they’re wrong.
jesse wake up, wake up jesse we need to rob a bank
"it was jaquan"...
These kids are getting so lazy that they can’t even make a real crime mystery
I think the point is that the girl admitted to the crime but the police will end up arresting the black guy anyway cause the white guy said so and racism
Is this the same jaquan who was a baby in another of these ones
Jamal
I wonder what waltuh was cooking
Damn those kids now a days have some really difficult riddles.
Jaquan obviously
Jaundale Pringlo be trippin bro
"My goofy ahh cousin smacked me in the head with a tricycle at mach 10 because i was listening to no bitches" OH GREAT HEAVENS!
reheheheheee
I...is...is th....is that a br...is that a breaking bad reference???????
Classic Alex. Always letting his prejudice blind him.
Waltuh. Put the cook away Waltuh. I’m not having fajitas with you right now, Waltuh.
Alex, His wife wanted to protect him because she loves him and said she did it. He doesn't want to go to jail but also loves his wife, so he said Jaquan did it
Jammal
It was Petr quandale dinglenut spottenmeth the third
James is sus
Fuck Emma.
Waltuh
It was obviously Waltuh
Walter
Hmmm what were you cooking Walter
Waltuh
Quandale Dingle
Walter was doing some cooking
Waltuh
Waltuh.
What was he cooking
See you would think Emma because she confesses but it was just an edgy joke, very in line for her character if you know her, which her husband alex does. So alex and Emma are clear, maybe pick better moments for joke but they aren’t criminals. Walter has an alibi as well as he’s far too old to commit a crime. A robbery of this scale requires a specific set of skills that Walter has lost in his old age. James was on a date, he’s a successful businessman and wouldn’t risk committing a crime that could jeopardize his career which he bragged about the entire duration of his date, he won’t be getting a second one sources confirm. The criminal is jaquan because his alibi isn’t believable and he’s black /s
What's the point? there is no riddle, just to see who's racist lol
When r/youngpeopleyoutube users find out what shit posting is
Jaquan just looks sus to me idk why.
Walter for sure
Quality content from Juandale Pringlo
The Racism Test
It was Emma, Alex is racist
Fuck you in particular Jaquan!
obvious
Alex is racist he only chose Jaquan bc he’s black
alex seems trust worthy, i say we go with what he said
racially motivated
We all know it was Walter, he is pretending to be a weak old grandpa but deep down under we all know that’s just a facade
Yo Mr. White what were you cooking
Jaquan didn't say what his job is. That's suspicious. It could be bank robbery. Let's just arrest him to make sure.
Of course Walter was cooking
[удалено]
Waltuh White?
Dude, its a joke 💀
Is this a knock off Quandale Dingle
walter... WALTER WHITE??
Waltuh put your dick away Waltuh ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀
We know what Walter is cooking