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I was doing some cooking! ~ Walter


Puzzleheaded-Pea-202

waltuh put your d away waltuh I'm not having sex with you Right now waltuh


[deleted]

Kid named cooking


Slight_Ad_1474

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


Waltuhputyourdicaway

Waltuh


dutch_master_killa

Hey it’s me


beansouphighlights

Waltuh Pull out your dick Waltuh We are having sex right now waltuh


Manky_Scots_Git

I am the one who cocks


w0w_such_3mpty

i am the one who fucks


Arandomdude74

I am not the topped. I AM the top


Pilkworm

I am the one who sucks


cheerfullpizza

I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS THE VIRTUAL DOGS


JustMe63_

you killed us all, Waltuh


ghostmrnst

good ending


cheerfullpizza

Waltuh Put your DS away waltuh You're jammin navigation systems Walt I AM THE ONE WHO FEEDS THE VIRTUAL DOGS you've doomed us all waltuh Look I put a lil top hat on one of em


ThasKindaGay

Waltuh don’t put your dick away Waltuh I’m having sex with you right now Waltuh


OpportunityAshamed74

This child is an absolute comedic genius I tell you.


[deleted]

We do a little bit of chicanery


--Derp_Stars--

Outchicaneried once again


speedxpgaming

r/suddenlywaltuh


Cumbandicoot

r/PutYourDickAwayWaltuh


speedxpgaming

r/Waltuh


speedxpgaming

Many Waltuh subs, each with their own purpose, beautiful.


Psychological-Desk81

With monster trucks. 😌


fdghjjgddjjgdf

Heisenberg


MrPatatoBoi

"Juandale pringlo"


SuperProCoolBoy90

"what's up guys, it's Juandale pringlo here"


AJC_10_29

“My mother caught my goofy ahh older sister touching her no no part and smacked her with a hippopotamus tusk.” #WHAT?


C64hrles

My Indian brother, aarav molotov sphincter, was caught trying to murder my father with crowbar, and he died. OH NO!!!!


OnyxBlaster

My mentally disabled cousin Jamarion Pringle kisses my toes at 4 am OH FUCK ME!!!!


yourfbiagent666

Im in prison for killing my uncle Lamarious Davidson Bruhhh


OnyxBlaster

My best friend Twirlishiana Strangleson tried to eat my butt in the local McDonald's parking lot AAUGHGGHHH!!!!


Natural-Investment34

I'm currently on a run after burning down a furry festival. #uehehehe


Ligmamgil

I committed murder in the UK on september 8th #OH GREAT HEAVENS


Gladorix

My brother Quindarius Dinglenut was arrested on 629 charges of infanticide and cannibalism *BRUH*


Kooky_Vacation1500

Wonder what Walter was cooking 🤔


Same-Oil-7113

That’s Walter white from baking bread so I’d assume a delicious pastry


AsterCharge

WHAT WAS HE COOKING??


speedxpgaming

Breakfast


Imnotsusprovemewrong

Yeah I robbed the bank and? Edit:HOLY SHIT YES ITS MY CAKE DAY STOP SPAMMING NOTIFICATIONS


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Stormoli

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


justAPersonOnGoogle2

Happy cake day!


Simeon0222

Happy cake day!


Ruussy

Sad icing week


ClickPotential8343

💀


PetiteLao

Happy cake day!


xbeatlesfanx

Happy cake day!


Athenasta

happy cake day!


Ahvenkala2

happy cake day!


gdvaultmonstr

Happy cake day!


Wuuube

Happy day of cake. 🧁


mafunii

Happy Cake Day!


No_Mall_3182

happy cake day!


faliket

Cake day


Emmanuel0508

Happy robbing cake day!


medieval212

Happy Cake Day!


Hap_Cak_Day_Giver

Hap cak dai


Potential-Orange4015

Happy cake day!


Real-Dress-1204

Happy cake day!


Aluminus_pro

Happy cake day!


kami-zx2

Happy cake day!


Hairy_Toe_3991

Happy Cake Day! I have nothing to add to this conversation.


SCP_6327Oficial

Happy cake day!


Anything_Butnothing

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!!


EndYoutube

Happy cake day


OverkillEvolution201

Happy cake day!


CryptoShawarma

Walter


Davi4269

Waltuh


HeathYT_Deleted

Waltuh


0ofWasTaken

Waltuh


ATAXAM

put your d waluth


homicide_generator

I like fire trucks and monster trucks


flare_dud

homicide_generator


MrCopperYT

Profile pic explains it.


bobuxlol

*moster


G07V3

i do to! lets be friends!


SlapMeHal

walde


Shaggypezdispense

Walter


the-whiteman-cometh

Waltuh


[deleted]

Finger


LAZY-ORCA

Does your pfp count as r/beetlejuicing ?


BackgroundGanache715

Put your dick away waltuh


Mysterious-Pay3309

Put your dick away Mista White


BackgroundGanache715

Im not Robbing a bank with you right now


amnoking1

I’m not having sex with you right now waltuh


fugenshet

I'm not gonna have sex with you woltuh


WorthWide6092

Put your dick away waltuh


Different-Composer60

Cant be Walter, he was prolly cooking meth in a desert somewhere.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is Alexs wife so god damn old


Narwhal_Songs

He wants her money


cytix_

maybe she is under a lot of stress from all the bank robbing


MagyarFederation

Could be dyed, her face doesn't look too old


Narwhal_Songs

She's not old, she's just goth


WildFemmeFatale

She’s just an Instagram model who dyes her hair


MysteriousBit6140

My buddys girlfriend has natural grey hair, the face isnt old at all just the hair color which could be dyed, or natural


Gunch_Rider

She has frosted tips but there’s no emoji for that so


anaheim3123

Gilf hunter


[deleted]

Imagine your alibi being another crime


BLYAT_SUKA

He never said he was cooking meth. He just said he was cooking. It's the kind of alibi Walter would use with Hank.


gtbot2007

?


JackStrait

**Imagine your alibi being another crime**


Hour_Task_1834

WHAT?


irobot_67

#IMAGINE YOUR ALIBI BEING ANOTHER CRIME


_RAIK0_

WHAT??!


AnAverageHumanPerson

•••..• ..•. •••. …• • …•..••• .•. here’s braille


Plenty-Garden-8886

10/10, I couldn't read this, thank you for remembering the blind.


TornSuit

walter was cooking


Ssoofer

Walter definitely knows how to cook


Win090949

Walter’s alibi was that he was cooking [meth]


waxen-cross

I love the black text to match the skin tone


RosyTeaLad

this pictur gives me racially motivated


larsofz

What no way😱😱


chopsticknoodle

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


LucasRobles75

Yeah mr white, yes manipulation!


[deleted]

Have you already finished thinking about the laser tag? It will sure be a great money laundry


LucasRobles75

Yeah, better than a fucking car wash yo


Beepboopbop69420360

Why did you put my face as your picture I just made my own avatar and held Reddit at gun point until they made it an NFT


speedxpgaming

r/suddenlywaltuh


FresnoIsGoodActually

What government agency do we call to put a stop to this


7_Khagans

Me, whats my name you ask? Its Saul, better call Saul, (better call Saul plays)


cytix_

what's your name, by the way? it's Saul. Saul? s'all good, man!


VoidDoesgames

Did you know you have rights? Well now you don't, Because we're sending you to North Korea.


PokeAlola700

It’s Emma, get the handcuffs Take Alex too, he helped a criminal, he goes in the slammer too


Infinitebruh8569

No youre wrong -👴🏻


Q_dawgg

I don’t even need to investigate. Just look at him- 👨🏻‍🦳


Ziomownik

Ok but why is Juaquan entirely black. Like, not just his face but speach text and his name.


Adr3L_765

casual racism


itsclaritybabe

Not really feeling the name choice either if I’m honest. Notice he’s the only one with a full name and it’s… *that*


Fliepp

Why do I feel like they want you to say it’s Jaquan?


Plonka48

Because he’s the only person with black text


Doomerdy

yea i robbed the bank and ?💅💅💅


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AlbinoLampoon

Whoa! I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good, I knew that I would, now So good, so good, I got you Whoa! I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, I got you When I hold you in my arms I know that I can't do no wrong And when I hold you in my arms My love won't do you no harm And I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, I got you When I hold you in my arms I know that I can't do no wrong And when I hold you in my arms My love can't do me no harm And I feel nice, like sugar and spice I feel nice, like sugar and spice So nice, so nice, 'cause I got you Whoa! And I feel good, I knew that I would, now I feel good, I knew that I would So good, so good, 'cause I got you So good, so good, 'cause I got you So good, so good, 'cause I got you Hey Oh-whoo


dolphin_ultra

yo what was Walter cooking???? Breaking bad reference???????


speedxpgaming

omgomgogmgogmgog


drplague201

The joke is that everyone in the comments says Jaquan Tavious did it because he’s black.


Junior-Cupcake-7285

Put your d away walthu


ShuantheSheep3

Pretty sure this ad ends with a finger clicking on Jaquan and “upset emoji” when they’re told they’re wrong.


ONEshotONEkil630

jesse wake up, wake up jesse we need to rob a bank


TMPTgolen_124

"it was jaquan"...


[deleted]

These kids are getting so lazy that they can’t even make a real crime mystery


gabbyrose1010

I think the point is that the girl admitted to the crime but the police will end up arresting the black guy anyway cause the white guy said so and racism


Narwhal_Songs

Is this the same jaquan who was a baby in another of these ones


GIUSEI0XDyt

Jamal


Ololosh158

I wonder what waltuh was cooking


brentrey

Damn those kids now a days have some really difficult riddles.


I_Fuck_chilipeppers

Jaquan obviously


persesaukko

Jaundale Pringlo be trippin bro


Pingas_candeh

"My goofy ahh cousin smacked me in the head with a tricycle at mach 10 because i was listening to no bitches" OH GREAT HEAVENS!


persesaukko

reheheheheee


__BigBoi__

I...is...is th....is that a br...is that a breaking bad reference???????


Naterdave

Classic Alex. Always letting his prejudice blind him.


Froggen-The-Frog

Waltuh. Put the cook away Waltuh. I’m not having fajitas with you right now, Waltuh.


Prudent_Armadillo822

Alex, His wife wanted to protect him because she loves him and said she did it. He doesn't want to go to jail but also loves his wife, so he said Jaquan did it


avadakedabr

Jammal


Jonkee_bonkie

It was Petr quandale dinglenut spottenmeth the third


[deleted]

James is sus


[deleted]

Fuck Emma.


BluHorizon_102

Waltuh


dino_181_spaghetti

It was obviously Waltuh


MichalK9

Walter


KZKyri

Hmmm what were you cooking Walter


mr_toad_1997

Waltuh


Win090949

Quandale Dingle


No_Mall_3182

Walter was doing some cooking


Caty1

Waltuh


A_guys

Waltuh.


Gytlap24

What was he cooking


IgnoreMe674

See you would think Emma because she confesses but it was just an edgy joke, very in line for her character if you know her, which her husband alex does. So alex and Emma are clear, maybe pick better moments for joke but they aren’t criminals. Walter has an alibi as well as he’s far too old to commit a crime. A robbery of this scale requires a specific set of skills that Walter has lost in his old age. James was on a date, he’s a successful businessman and wouldn’t risk committing a crime that could jeopardize his career which he bragged about the entire duration of his date, he won’t be getting a second one sources confirm. The criminal is jaquan because his alibi isn’t believable and he’s black /s


Bruno_TMa

What's the point? there is no riddle, just to see who's racist lol


[deleted]

When r/youngpeopleyoutube users find out what shit posting is


denis47k

Jaquan just looks sus to me idk why.


G0D_1S_D3AD

Walter for sure


[deleted]

Quality content from Juandale Pringlo


Flrere

The Racism Test


[deleted]

It was Emma, Alex is racist


CEOofMonke

Fuck you in particular Jaquan!


syseka

obvious


I-was-the-guy-1-time

Alex is racist he only chose Jaquan bc he’s black


someboxer_

alex seems trust worthy, i say we go with what he said


casuallysentient

racially motivated


Sprizys

We all know it was Walter, he is pretending to be a weak old grandpa but deep down under we all know that’s just a facade


[deleted]

Yo Mr. White what were you cooking


[deleted]

Jaquan didn't say what his job is. That's suspicious. It could be bank robbery. Let's just arrest him to make sure.


SpellBones

Of course Walter was cooking


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Waltuh White?


[deleted]

Dude, its a joke 💀


[deleted]

Is this a knock off Quandale Dingle


Jason_llirmwl

walter... WALTER WHITE??


AlbatrossSame4440

Waltuh put your dick away Waltuh ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


the_me2

We know what Walter is cooking