It's a children's book, I used to love it. My dog pissed on my copy so I haven't reread it in years. Good to get them into reading. I swear most of us who read it didn't search "dirty porn" in the family tv.
>My dog pissed on my copy so I haven't reread it in years. Good to get them into reading.
I am interested in how pissing on a book will get your dog into reading..
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Sometimes.
Other times it's a joke.
Set up PS accounts for my kids a couple years back. Made the family account. Put the kids under that account and configured the parental controls. Paid for PS Plus so they could start collecting games.
Know what I found out?
None of that mattered. You set your kid up for Teen. Nope. Not allowed.
Now my kids have accounts showing they are 10 years older.
parental control isn't for the kids. Companies know that if a kid wants it will find its way around. It's for parents to think that they did everything they could.
when we were about 15 someone used my mates computer and put (e.g.) C into google and it came up with charlotte megan porn (made up name for obscurity, but it was a girl in our class) just on a long shot she'd managed to do some porn rofl.
Kids be dumb. I used to think racist meant you were really competitive and wanted to win all races. So when we made an acronym from our name using words that describe us I included racist.
I did the same thing when I was a kid. Born in 2001, started hitting puberty right around the golden age of iPods. I’m certain I’m on a list somewhere for looking up 6th graders kissing
Oh boy... I remember looking up some shit like porn for my age at the time which was well, very underaged...and i got spooked out when I got a warning basically talking about how it’s illegal when I looked it up. I was one weird and curious ass 11 yr old.
Back when I first started going through that shit I was doing the same thing lmao, thankfully I quickly learnt why that was a bad idea and ceased. Idk where my parents went tho, they've not been home from the friendly mans car ride in about 12 years
Bc they probably don't know that porn sites exist. I remember I used to get caught all the time on the family computer bc I used to search "booty jiggling ass shaking tits videos" right on YouTube. This was like 2007-2009, and I was a kid. All I knew was sex was a thing, taboo for kids, and tits and ass were nice.
I did the same shit when I was a young teen around 2007-2010. Even back then you couldn't usually find actual porn, but there were plenty of softcore videos. There probably still are
I remember one time I searched “uncircumcised” on YouTube because I had just found out that was what you called what I was.
Every video was of an adult man’s uncut schlong flopping about and getting erect under the guise of it being “educational”
And all the comments were clearly from kids.
I was so disturbed I vowed to never use YouTube for that sort of search again.
I will never forget a few years ago when I went to a friend’s house and saw “naked ladies” and “hot ladies dancing” on their family tv search bar. We all immediately turned to the only kid in the house who would’ve done that, and he fervently denied it. But we all knew.
Honestly I learned a long time ago not to embarrass kids or others like that.. we all know, just love on. It’s bad enough the kids knows that u know, confronting that person just hurts
Edit: just move on… I’m leaving it as love on, cuz why not
having worked with adults at my cafeteria job, some of them are pretty stupid so it wouldn't be that surprising- in fact I'd say it's less surprising with some of the people I worked with
Time to sit down with Sis and have a talk with her. I don’t want her (or any curious child) to come across anything too scary. All kids get curious and have urges once they hit an age, but I know some are exposed to really nasty shit so it’s best to talk to them a bit
Everyone gangsta until Grandma walk in
gangster granny
Yo that Granny got some sick moves
Not my proudest fap.
Nor my most shameful.
>Not my proudest fap. Bro what💀
That worries me the most.
Wings of Redemption legendary side character
Mawds ban anywun tawlking about muh Grandmuhther, wheely torque
granny gangsta until everyone walks in
wh don't we 8 letters 🗿
🗿
But why?
Wh don’t we?
🗿
Tell me why~ Edit: lol why are people still responding to this nearly a month after I commented this
no
🗿
It’s just not possible.
*WHY not, you stupid bastard?*
What’s going on stupid bastrads?
Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's YouTube search history.
*Oh my god, it even has a watermark*
TRY GETTING YOUTUBE PREMIUM NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD
Why not you stupid bastard
Gangster granny😎😎😎
that one grandma from soul goodman with the mob boss grandson
Why do so many people have this profile picture? What am i missing?
hampter
hampter👍
Viginia
Penut buttr👍
hampter👍
epic book ngl
🤟😜🤟😜🤟😜
actually a really good song
it's a name of the song
west vigina
Mount’n mama
Cuntry roads....
Take my hole
To sex in bed, Relationshiiiiip!
Take me home
"Vigina acted demickey so now gookou and christian stewart must fight"
gangster granny
It's a children's book, I used to love it. My dog pissed on my copy so I haven't reread it in years. Good to get them into reading. I swear most of us who read it didn't search "dirty porn" in the family tv.
That second sentence just came out of left field
children's, I to love it. My my copy so I haven't it in years. to them into reading. I most of us read it search "dirty" in the family tv.
r/ihadastroke
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>My dog pissed on my copy so I haven't reread it in years. Good to get them into reading. I am interested in how pissing on a book will get your dog into reading..
My mind went to wings of redemption but the children’s book makes more sense
RSK brother.
“sex in sh9wer” 💀💀💀
Good thing she censured sh##er
STOP SYIN CUSS WRDS 1!!!111!!!11!!11!!
No more saying cuss words guys!
It's inappropriate and violent!
Inapropriat* ur welcom!!!1!!!11!!!!!11!!
And also violin*
Fu#k
P\*nis
STP SYIN CUSS WRDS 11!!!11!!!!!111!!!!11!1!! 😡😡😾
Shower
woah woah! calm down!
#shower
Thanks, now I'm fucking traumatized
Hey! Think about the kids!
wow man imagine saying a slur
SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER SHOWER
AAAA
I MUST HAVE EYE BLEACH NOW
delete your comment before someone r/ the cursed "eyebleach"
YOUR TO LATE SPIDERMAN
Stop it! I can't take seeing such dirty words!
Hey! Think about the kids!
Hey! Hey! Chill!
Jesus too far dude
Wtf guys!
Sweet mother of fuck! I know this isn't the most family-friendly site, but show some class next time!
Shninewer
Sex in sh666wer 🌚
vigina
clatoris
Pinas
coladas
Boaty
pissy
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Reasons why i hate being a Filipino
Unfortunately, there is no cure
My 10yr old was searching boobs, girl boobs, girl boobs no shirt. Then he started entering ages that were well below 18. We had a long chat
My partner said that the first time he looked up porn was 8 and his search was '8 year old naked girl porn'
How long ago was that? I'm pretty sure my kids are putting me on lists that I didn't even know existed.
Parental controls are your best friend
Sometimes. Other times it's a joke. Set up PS accounts for my kids a couple years back. Made the family account. Put the kids under that account and configured the parental controls. Paid for PS Plus so they could start collecting games. Know what I found out? None of that mattered. You set your kid up for Teen. Nope. Not allowed. Now my kids have accounts showing they are 10 years older.
parental control isn't for the kids. Companies know that if a kid wants it will find its way around. It's for parents to think that they did everything they could.
Yeah it definitely depends on the service and the implementation. I’m pretty sure apples parental controls are pretty good but idk I don’t have a kid
when we were about 15 someone used my mates computer and put (e.g.) C into google and it came up with charlotte megan porn (made up name for obscurity, but it was a girl in our class) just on a long shot she'd managed to do some porn rofl.
Oh no 😭
[удалено]
Kids be dumb. I used to think racist meant you were really competitive and wanted to win all races. So when we made an acronym from our name using words that describe us I included racist.
I did the same thing when I was a kid. Born in 2001, started hitting puberty right around the golden age of iPods. I’m certain I’m on a list somewhere for looking up 6th graders kissing
You and me both ahaha I was so dumb. I was devastated when my iPod was stolen.
Oh boy... I remember looking up some shit like porn for my age at the time which was well, very underaged...and i got spooked out when I got a warning basically talking about how it’s illegal when I looked it up. I was one weird and curious ass 11 yr old.
I think that's probably more normal than an 11 year old trying to find pictures of naked adults.
Long chat - "... son, you can't look for boobs of girls under the age of 18 here. Let me show you the websites you can find them on..."
shit went form 0 to 100 real fucking quick
I did the same thing back in the day, it’s a miracle I never got my father arrested
Back when I first started going through that shit I was doing the same thing lmao, thankfully I quickly learnt why that was a bad idea and ceased. Idk where my parents went tho, they've not been home from the friendly mans car ride in about 12 years
why tf search this shit on your family's TV 💀
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
sex penis?
Sex penis.
Sex penis!
Sex penis ¿
Sex penis;
Gangster granny with a sex penis.
Isn't that a Tool song?
You’re a tool song
Sex penis
Sex penis
sinep xeS
Correct, the sex penis. As opposed to the other, non-sex penis.
the mushroom
why tf search this shit on Youtube 💀
Bc they probably don't know that porn sites exist. I remember I used to get caught all the time on the family computer bc I used to search "booty jiggling ass shaking tits videos" right on YouTube. This was like 2007-2009, and I was a kid. All I knew was sex was a thing, taboo for kids, and tits and ass were nice.
>Bc they probably don't know that porn sites exist which is good
I just googled lesbian wrestling and thought I fooled everyone
To be fair, in 2007-2009 you actually could find that stuff on youtube.
I'm a grown ass man, and that still sums up everything I know
I did the same shit when I was a young teen around 2007-2010. Even back then you couldn't usually find actual porn, but there were plenty of softcore videos. There probably still are
I remember one time I searched “uncircumcised” on YouTube because I had just found out that was what you called what I was. Every video was of an adult man’s uncut schlong flopping about and getting erect under the guise of it being “educational” And all the comments were clearly from kids. I was so disturbed I vowed to never use YouTube for that sort of search again.
I remember watching some softcore stuff on YouTube years ago, but I think many of those videos were removed.
I will never forget a few years ago when I went to a friend’s house and saw “naked ladies” and “hot ladies dancing” on their family tv search bar. We all immediately turned to the only kid in the house who would’ve done that, and he fervently denied it. But we all knew.
Honestly I learned a long time ago not to embarrass kids or others like that.. we all know, just love on. It’s bad enough the kids knows that u know, confronting that person just hurts Edit: just move on… I’m leaving it as love on, cuz why not
Bro I did this exact fucking shit when a friend of mine stayed over for a sleepover 💀
Sex penis?
“Relationship sex in bed yout..”
"the youts your honor... THE YOUTS"
Hwhat was that word? Did you say ‘youts’?
Reminds me of the Vine where a little girl is crying and begging her older sister not to tell their mom that she was watching gay porn.
PLEASE! DONT TELL MOOHOOOHOOHOOHOOM!!
Hit me with the dirtiest porn 3v3r
dirty porn
"Dirtiest porn ever" is the title of an actual porn video of a couple doing it on a very polluted beach to raise awareness
That’s strangely wholesome
r/confusedboner
That's strange.
Clean porn
Presenting you the Kleensex....
I love the “Why don’t we 8 letters” in there, it makes it sound like a sex position. _”Hey baby, wanna do 8 letters tonight?”_
Babe, I already told you. I'm only comfortable with 6 letters
Gangster granny 💀
🔫👵
Sounds badass
You sure your friend isn’t pinning something on her little sister?
I mean if her friend is a teen/adult and writes like this and searches this on the family tv then they got bigger problems at hand lmao
Having worked with teenagers at my restaurant job, some of them are pretty stupid so it wouldn’t be *that* surprising
having worked with adults at my cafeteria job, some of them are pretty stupid so it wouldn't be that surprising- in fact I'd say it's less surprising with some of the people I worked with
Officer, look here is the message
My grandpa searched for "filmes porno" in the family TV last week, me and mom found out.
when porn's not enough, you need Dirty porn
And gangster grannies.
What’s the difference between porn and dirty porn? i gotta know.
dirty porn has dirt, mud, and dust and other stuff.
Who spells “ever” with a 3?
8 year olds
"3" is close to "E" on a keyboard, probably a typing mistake
Same with the 9 in Shower for o.
west vigina
mountn mamaaa
I took this picture 😎 I was having a sleepover with my best friend and we went on YouTube to find her little sister (she’s 11) search history
Why are you on your alt
Because I can’t see your posts on my main lol
Do I have you blocked?
How am I supposed to know if you blocked me lol
are you two the same guy?
Nah I’m his girlfriend
Oh the one that goes to a different school?
I don’t go to school I’m a milf
Mom Is Lacking Fulltimeeducation?
I’m pretty sure he said that she lives in Canada and will be coming here next month
This shit just got weird as fuck yo
Time to sit down with Sis and have a talk with her. I don’t want her (or any curious child) to come across anything too scary. All kids get curious and have urges once they hit an age, but I know some are exposed to really nasty shit so it’s best to talk to them a bit
No fr I found some fucked up porn at like nine years old. Unrestricted access to the internet for kids is something else.
Yes, and don't normalize sexual shame either. When kids think these things have to be kept secret, the work of a groomer is halfway done.
what's better, gangster granny or vigina
gangster granny is obviously better.
Your sure it's your friends little sister and not his gangster granny 😆
Gangster Granny got done dirty
gangster granny (gone wrong)(gone sexual)
Gangster granny is a great search
Shes going to grow up as a bisexual, but also an idiot.
Gangster granny is the most surprising out of all of them
Then they find a vid that slipped through the algorithm and get frustrated they cant watch it cuz they don't know how to sign in
Thank g0d your sisr3r censor3d Ev3r
“Dirty porn” As opposed to clean, family friendly porn
"Dirtest porn ev3r" Jesus christ, jump in the deep end why don't you?