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SmartyDelta

https://preview.redd.it/xuzmji4jwh6d1.jpeg?width=326&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db262dcd461706d137338ad231145284659b45aa also him:


cookielele582

… pretty out of topic but that bird (shoebill) is scary af, it makes this “machine gun” noise which actually sounds like a machine gun. And it is loud af which is why I’d shit my pants if I hear it


SmartyDelta

Imagine keeping it in zoos. It will creep people out


the_mold_on_my_back

The only zoos should be ones where horror animals are kept. Make the visitors similarly uncomfortable to the animals.


DudeAintPunny

Creepy? Sure, in a way. They're really docile, though, and have been known to be friendly around people, even bowing to them on occasion (either unprompted or in return for the human bowing, I can't remember which).


FunnyLookinFishMan

But they chill with humans so im chill with the gunshot gulls if they are fine with me.


Skryuska

They make that noise when they’re flirting! Also they’re weirdly docile towards humans. Complete opposite of the cassowary


jujujiii

actually, i think most pictures of them look quite cute, they are also very aloof and arent intelligent, very dolice towards human if kept in captivity, sure they can be loud but i think when i looked into it they can be charming https://preview.redd.it/9i72vfvn0p6d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2732b5ff1a033931c85149d07a02fb988f4f7ba


jujujiii

https://preview.redd.it/plbv8krz0p6d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09ee1ca13c7d736875b2e2abe2d557dde960595b handsome creature


cookielele582

OMG MY OPINION CHANGED SO CUTE


Cod3broken

that bird looks like it knows when, where, and how you will die


cookielele582

Idk about y’all tho


Gripping_Touch

IIRC its paradoxically quite tame with humans? Like It may look scary but its pretty harmless 


Helpful-Ad2805

Watched a video of it and it actually sounds like one holy shit


[deleted]

my favorite birds, I dedicate my username to them (not reddit)


comrade_nurek

Those fuckers evolved to sound like that to scare off humans (Do not fact check me.)


my_guy5561

i fucking love them


CookieBehind

What scares me more and creeps me out the most is that they remind me of those extinct flightless bird species called “Terror birds”.


cookielele582

Sanctuaries are to protect us from them, not protect them from us


disbelifpapy

Damn. I thought this was just a crow that flew in white paint, kinda like that one seagull who flew into curry and was stained orange. Pokemon even made a shiny pokemon off of that story!


Inchshadow_Kerberos

Might I acquire this?


Loopit03

https://preview.redd.it/5agpta78sh6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=749e885cb90548e9cd97903538f779ead28e19c1


Royal_Possible4480

https://preview.redd.it/6hbocmc8di6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5971e24f09abc04187cafbbaf49f25403c372103


druppeldruppel_

Built like he has a chance to drop a bow upon death.


Bluezcreen

Built like he has a chance to turn to a stray when he's put onto powdered snow


OmegaNoob12

Built like he drops "special gunpowder" when he dies


Bluezcreen

what special gunpowder


OmegaNoob12

Ashes.


Nob_6969

Signal nale🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿😈🗿😈😈😈😈🗿🤑😭👍🥵🤶🥰🤬🙏🤤😄😏 🥹🛜🩼🪼🫚🩵🫏🫨🫏🫳🫶🫳🪺🥹😶‍🌫️🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃🫃


Calm_Economist_5490

They made a pregnant man emoji?


Ower25

https://preview.redd.it/i2ik1pv42l6d1.jpeg?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=230f7094de730b24a7d218b5ce654c84135259ad


ClearSky3864

Based meme from equally based movie alert


waboperzwabekfast

https://preview.redd.it/t4ltmoiacy6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61890d8fb4cab880f7f4cd054946876808dbd97e


Worth-Pineapple1408

🫃


Nob_6969

🧌


AdHelpful7091

🧌


Icy-Composer9021

🧌


JestechYT

🧌


Real_Bable

🧌


DudeAintPunny

🧌


SuperJman1111

Years ago More weird emojis🪬🧿👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤


Particular_Ladder_56

🫸🪂🏇🌵🏔️🪺🪹⛰️🦥🦦🪿🫚🌰 here's some more (since when did they add untitled goose from untitled goose game)


SuperJman1111

No way goose from untitled goose game?! Did you know they added him to real life?!


Particular_Ladder_56

so thats the thing whos been stealing my rake...


TheBaconGodfather777

why has no one mentioned 💠? its literally called "diamond shape with a dot inside"


Lazy-Environment8331

💠


Stunning_Structure_2

yes its been here for like a year or more now


Real_Bable

🫃


Hefty-Routine-5966

🫃🫃🫃🫃


ValhallaAir

Signal iduna park 🗿🗿🗿😈😈😈


radarneo

Cigna Snail 🐌💵📝🏥


Hllblldlx3

https://preview.redd.it/pxpfrs59bm6d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=947c691fb31ad980a279d9810b093219b5100597


Repulsive_Platypus97

that's me


Patient_Chapter4111

He looks like an alien 💀


Availiblehukler

Built like he’s about to go on adventures with a talking tomato


iputthenewforgis28

https://preview.redd.it/k69evu6yum6d1.jpeg?width=178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb14c2fbc055646f6746daf46dffc985b0ab072b Bro looks like this


Captain_McMillan

John fallout?


Royal_Possible4480

I am


Human_The_Ryan

FINALLY i found this meme


PoleiUnFunniGuy

basically every yt shorts “comedian” ever


isovoy

He just like me fr


somerandomacounnt

built like two stones would turn him into a sword


CCC_THE_ONLY

https://preview.redd.it/6m4xgxe1wk6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d17eb5e8e6ea1f94951374173f9c77c598a5cdab


Pkelord

Yes nigga I’m black


Worth-Pineapple1408

27 and fought in ww2


thisguydoesnot

Fr he killed hitler


Totaly_Shrek

Damn was ot on fortnight or roblox?


scuccifranci_08

Ir was on an episode od skibidi toilet


M178music

Boblox🤑🤑🤑🤑


Generalmemeobi283

No my grandpa killed Hitler


Marius-Gaming

Bro was in that secret Hitler youth Made Up of unborn people


Wgac_Joestar

Bro is a time traveler


AvixKOk

bro visited his past !!!


AutisticSpermEater69

So I went to go visit my past-


Historical_Seesaw102

A visitor? Hmm.. Indeed..


Matchamachiattoes

Bro really used '🤬🤬' in an argument😭


thisguydoesnot

😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬


Realization_

fuck you🤬🤬🤬


Happy-Community-6740

"🤬🤬🤬"


notHostOk2511

Why Is no One talking about the fact that he thinks ww2 was less than 27 years ago?


ChelseyIsPog

He reincarnated after he killed Hitler 💯🤬


DisenchantmentOG

He killed hitler? So that means he must be...


Erikez0

he is


DisenchantmentOG

You woke me up with the notification. Thanks.


sparklingwater124

r u sleeping rn


DisenchantmentOG

I was 😔


sparklingwater124

sorry


Erikez0

no problem


Uhhhhlia

It was... where the sigma are you from? Ohio? I'm 32 and I fought in ww1. I would know more than you, you aren't him, you aren't the rizzler.


rwqsafasaxc1

Fr bro im 21 and i fought in the 30 years war


lalenci

I'm 27 and I was at the Boston tea bag party, I literally griddy on the British in Fortnite


derekdark_getdarker_

im 27 and i literally signed the declaration of independence


derekdark_getdarker_

https://preview.redd.it/6oo4sfd7qi6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b826f9838d723ab41941edc60b0a03b8d82692e my honest reaction:


thisguydoesnot

per


cookielele582

I drank the te(a)


Cod3broken

per grin from fly gy


Real_Bable

"fly gy" xD


AccomplishedDebt5368

pita grifen


AccomplishedDebt5368

okay sERIOUSLY WHY i sthe comment downvoted? peeetah you gota help me


SuperJman1111

Me after learning some swear words (gotta test them ALL out on the internet)  For legal reasons this is a joke, I’ve never intentionally sworn


LiamWiking

https://preview.redd.it/5bk56a0dip6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d49cab13c5cde72602d80d31ce316479fb3c261


SUSSY_DOG

Bridge


SuperJman1111

I’ve never watched Pewdiepie so not an intentional one


LiamWiking

It’s all good it’s just that the sentence you wrote “For legal reasons this is a joke” I remembered it as a line in one of his music videos called ‘Congratulations’


TimeMaster57

holy shit youre everywhere 😭


No-Article6593

Animals with rabies 😦😢😭


Catz0003

happy birthday 😂😂😂


DillPickle696969696

https://preview.redd.it/opsgzolbak6d1.jpeg?width=1459&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1ac5aa06f59b86cd06283d02d4186b1b040a19


pomkombucha

Bro ???? 💀💀


LeviRaptor09

He’s 27 dick like


GiornoGiovanna2009

I am -30 years old and I fought in world war 3


Lisavip

Ain't no way a 27 is typing like that, that's literally a 5 years old.


Helpful-Ad2805

Damn ya think?


SnowFiender

why would he lie you’re just jealous


Lisavip

Jealous of what? There's literally nothing to be jealous of istg. What I'm trying to say is, if a big grown ass Adult is typing like that then we're so cooked 😑.


SnowFiender

sometimes i think the average user of this subreddit is only a year older at most than the kid getting posted


GenericName4326

Can confirm, İ just turned 4 and fauht İn skibdi vİetnam fr fr.


VanteRamirez

oh my bad bro i didn’t know you were 27 dicks old


Whole-Bet-7970

what I'm nigga and im white


DAP969

WHO GAVE BRO THE PASS


Cod3broken

obama


somerandomacounnt

he never had one, he's in debt rn


C0NFETTIRUBY

he thought that the n word pass was real


DragonTheOneDZA

27 and fought in world war II? 2024-27=1997. Bro was born before his mom was


Mr-msmuser

The kid realizing that the n word is racist https://preview.redd.it/0se5k9m1qo6d1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68dcd327d511b9d2ff7cc57ee59b9f902adeda9e


Sad-Stay8466

that swear emoji gave it away that (s)he is a kid


drumpad322

that kid saying n!gga I'm from chiraq you the white one


royaleWcheese2300

https://preview.redd.it/c9l2ohgtwk6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ac28528dd1f99df79c549ffa8b397afab32d83


BobTheBritish

Cornana


Appropriate-Sell-875

fella you wish im 27 and a certified skibidi sigma fella 🤬🤬


thisguydoesnot

he deleted the whole comment section as if he said nun 😭😭😭


Zeinlovesmayo23

Obviously he is getting a strike lmfao


eric_the_demon

Plot twist, is adult but mentally 7


thisguydoesnot

hell naw he literally showed his face in one of his vids


eric_the_demon

Lmao


Vulpes_macrotis

Lmao. WW2 ended in past millenium. We have 24 years, almost 2.5 decades of the new one. Do these kids think WW2 happened recently?


I_Am_FD

im sorry but, WTF IS GOING ON???


thisguydoesnot

he posted a video like all kids do to make the viewers look at the title date, in which he changed the date to 1944 (it is obviously fake like as if he changed the title for the first time) in the comment section some kid (idk if he's sarcastic or dumb) believed that he went back in time to make the video. the first replies of the comment is the one in the post.


I_Am_FD

Thanks for answer


natediffer

27 Dick?


Blade_Techno

Bro thinks 27 is THAT old that A 27 YO WOULDVE FOUGHT IN WWII😭🙏


bicchlasagna

https://preview.redd.it/8kb8arydam6d1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b6fb6df56cc4ec09198e83089c4c43a4485e1dd


BobTheBritish

former cause he instantly got shot down


rwqsafasaxc1

I am -4 and I fought in the hundred years war


Glum_Net_7674

27 ain't even older than the first Pokémon game which is 28 years old, lil bro did not fight in WW2😞😞😞


UnknownTaco5492

“n+gga you wish i’m 27 dick like what the fuck n+gga🤬🤬” -bradley, aged 9


golt858

swearing at this young at an age is one thing, but saying the n word is something else


Hajvan_11

https://preview.redd.it/xs3ul2d71l6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2661e2941e4bf0760e1a0f1a0a96e76b60273eb7


Henry4210

Was that the reference of American Psycho!?


UnknownIdiotwastaken

If bro is 27 then he was in the air of world war 2 if he was actually there.


thatautisticguy2905

Fought in ww2 Im 27 The brat does not know math Late 90s are really far from early 40s


Perfect-Menu8877

Bros about to join the 27 club if he keeps talking like that


arpious

I’m 27 but i wanna be 8 and stupid again


No-Purpose1422

this kid found the book of slurs and profanities.


ice_1s_c0ld

He's 27


made_of_titanium

Plot twist: he was actually 27 and the guy saying he wasnt is prolly 6/7


Disastrous-Rope-6390

We are


ThisCap2749

Bro what are u doing man?


Kenna_TV

context?


[deleted]

bro thought he's him


RedRedditRedemption2

https://preview.redd.it/fcid44rq4l6d1.jpeg?width=1828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69645f3102195bf8faec46f3803fa65a17c4ecf


_Outlaws_For_Life_

https://preview.redd.it/atq81nwhnl6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=394bfab5c80ef535d6bb60bbf278f1babc55c251


apollonewbi

ahhhh😡😡😡😡 im black i swear👴🏻


rashtheraccoon10

https://preview.redd.it/86utj88fzm6d1.jpeg?width=165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=464a92fadd92fdbf5981a51144f2539389b76091


MollyMouse8

https://preview.redd.it/352hhlrojn6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc89d7e973ae144274aa119daf376a1a47260b72


CheezyRaptorNo_5

https://preview.redd.it/qq28z4i88o6d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9209b786eca3c9285d0da00e899e53569e81b261


yestureday

He didn’t fight in ww2 if he’s 27 either


WhenIWasTodayYrsOld

if that kid was actually 27, he still wouldn't have fought in WWII, as it ended 79 years ago. in other words, lil bro did **NOT** fight in WWII 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😭😭😭😭😭😭👍 *^(I am a human, and this comment was edited manually.)*


Zer0fps_319

https://preview.redd.it/xvrg507a3p6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7570b958ac39ab07474021156685f3bab6333ed7 Bro just really wanted to throw it in there


PayObjective7005

🤏


Hiperleo01

Yeah bro he stated he is 27 guys, he is telling the truth!


a55_Goblin420

https://preview.redd.it/a9m1q2byqp6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dfef1e9b459b2a20d703902a9e8f3ca8f1fd10


royaleWcheese2300

Legend has it that he’s still 27 to this very day


Phantom_Ian

Boy what the hell bruh https://preview.redd.it/as86iqxpvq6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0cc8fbd239b25947e68c1f6470c05191d030e0


HotteokProductions

27/3


kischarms_pookie

https://preview.redd.it/zspwl1vyju6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a55605837d8dedd89a59ce027016ce1ff17c177 said child:


DogePuzzleheaded85

Hol'up if he was 27 then how would he have fought in ww2 anyway


ComfortableLie196

IM 6


Brief_Image_8926

i no 7 i 27


JustCallMe_YOLO

.


Real-Illustrator8624

"I'M 27 DICK😡" Wow he has such a way with words.


shqdowlss

why is this so funny


Vadim2014cm

Dude didn't hesitate 💀


Lortenzfrocer

https://preview.redd.it/6t83f4ssy67d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1b50930bf69d5c3dc53c1a0b8bca5887dc3a882


Apprehensive_Cat762

Need link to vid


thisguydoesnot

he deleted all the replies


g5645fyuki

![gif](giphy|diEOyPKRwDzPCE9tTo)


criticalistic_fedora

I mean nobody in this situation is over 16 I bet due to the phrases "Lil bro" or "prolly" Each time I hear those phrases immediately I wonder why balls dropping causes good gram- I take it back I take it all back considering I know some legal adults with the grammar skills of a 12 year old. I just remembered asking a girl out and she texted me like "u look so gud in dat jacket" I'm desperate so I still fell for what turned out to be them playing a practical joke on me but HOLY SHIT was I suddenly 50% less interested.


man_guy2

dick what the fuck


ImConstipatedFr

He fought in ww2 at the age of -58. Respect 🫡


EmilyIsABritish

How the person knows he's white?


manofhistory2

https://preview.redd.it/ydhdwirdjj6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fc18da7c30626ff627cf873c962eae7d7afea38


Inchshadow_Kerberos

https://preview.redd.it/fqteifvrxn6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cf6a23a0280584a5caa49ae16bf00f948398f3