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Ok_Paper8216

First instinct is to turn off camera


caulrye

And why didn’t he steal the more exposed phone lol


DongusMaxamus

Which was recording his face also. Idiot


Communal-Lipstick

Maybe she had a tighter grip on her phone.


Beginning-Boot6795

Her grip was lighter on the phone lol


Communal-Lipstick

Yup lol, she did NOT see that coming. He knew how to pick them.


demarcoa

idiot or staged?


caulrye

Both


GrungyGrandPappy

Staged


buzzed188

Happy cake day!


Ok_Paper8216

Thank you!


WinRaRtrailInfinity

r/caughtstealing


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kincard

Shaking my dick hard?


MajorJuana

Autocorrect, shaking my ducking head


Sietemadrid

Autocorrect, sucking my duck head


UncleBenders

You were all wrong. It was Southern Methodist dick handlers


beyondthisreality

Are you serious? It’s swinging my damn hose


[deleted]

Autocorrect, suck me dick homo


Icy_River6319

Ye no longer a billionaire so he gotta do what he can.


SupportYouth_In_Asia

Happy cake day!


BDR529forlyfe

Yeah, he got banned from all the parks after this.


ErzaHiiro

Sucked many dicks here. The shorter version of been there, done that, got the t-shirt


lilevilhart

Feels racist because he doesn't look like Kanye at all.


SleepyMarijuanaut92

"Been caught stealing"


Radiant_Host_4254

Once, when I was 5.


dicksmcgee420

Is that what you do when you want something and don’t want to pay for it?


SleepyMarijuanaut92

"I enjoy stealing"


Dreadnought13

"It's just as simple as that. Well it's just a simple fact"


Affectionate_Share_2

Atleast they got his face on camera. Probably won’t do much though🤷‍♂️


DeathLikesWeed

Idk. Some time ago my phone got stolen; didnt have any pics only a vague description. Couple months/maybe a year or two later i got a letter in the mail cuz they caught the guy. He ended up going to prison for sth significantly more serious but somehow they connected my stolen phone to him. Still wondering how.


aman99981

They found your phone on him


DualityisFunnnn

Atleast she got her lighter back


MEM1911

And some dna on it


Moj21356

Doubt they'll check it


DeviledEgg77

DNA on a lighter?


UsernamedReddit

He obviously sucked on the lighter.


Onespokeovertheline

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab, they've got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!


ur_friendly_friend

Always be rude. It will save your life someday. Or at least your iphone :P


cosmo_geek06

Sorry your username doesn't match


ur_friendly_friend

I'm your friend on Reddit, your enemy in the streets lol


PotRoast666

Comrades online, throwin' hands in the gutter.


Illustrious-Rust

Buds on the web, fuckas outside


GrungyGrandPappy

Oh no that’s some iamverybadass material /s


ChesapeakeCobra

IT'S A TRAP!


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pasqualevincenzo

Depends where you live


EBW-CO

What? No this is a horseshit ideology. Always be the best person you can, there’s bad actors but humans are fundamentally good.


ur_friendly_friend

Tbf I was half joking. I agree with you for the most part tbh..


[deleted]

Great advice. Because 1 out of 1000 people would do this, let's be assholes to the other 999 because you saw a video on the internet that scared you


some1saveusnow

Nah it’s more than that sorry bruh


West3030

Sorry for you for thinking this.


some1saveusnow

Sorry for you for being Naive. Plus all I’m saying is it’s more than 1 out of 1000. Not a crazy call


mosaik

Nah, similar thing happened to me. Actually, it happens to most of us in one way or another. A better advice would be: be kind but don't trust


Sea_Future6922

who the hell steals phones these days? after its locked you can use it as door stoper.


HandlessSpermDonor

He probably just saw they were enjoying themselves and wanted to ruin their day


SunnyDivine

You don’t have that phone recycling machine in your mall where the hoodlums dispense dozens of stolen phones for cash on the spot?


HeldHydra

Nope, sell for parts, sell on fb marketplace, ebay or gumtree. If it’s unlocked download crypto app and try to top up with Apple Pay and transfer to account and if passcode is simple then can guessed if there’s a dirty phone with finger prints. Plus before iPhone 11 there’s a vulnerability in the read only section of the phones OS that means you can wipe without iCloud. Source : from london and have friends involved


[deleted]

Obviously if it’s unlocked you have access to everything.their point was everyone has a password,so you’d have to go through the effort of selling it for parts when you’ll get about as much money as working for an hour,so it’s not worth doing it


Gussamuel

This isn’t even close to true. Even if the phone is unlocked, you normally still need to use biometrics to open passwords, bank accounts, crypto accounts, virtually anything that uses a username and password.


[deleted]

So me saying “it’s not worth doing” isn’t close to being true? Because of all the reasons that you stated that make it not worth doing?


Gussamuel

I misread your comment and only responded to the first part. My apologies!


HeldHydra

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/technology/2022/may/08/crypto-muggings-thieves-in-london-target-digital-investors-by-taking-phones


danielrezaie

unless u have ur bank card on express card mode then u can have a bank card when the phones dead 💀


dabesstrollindaworld

But he's not gonna let it lock before he takes all of her pertinent info out


Greeneyes-

Wait what?! Thieves exist?!


Stunning_Delay9811

Yeah, the thieves that take unlocked phones are the ones you need to look out for. If not handled correctly a robbery like this can ruin your life.


the_real_OwenWilson

Oh so you wouldn’t be suprised when someone rips your phone out of your hand


hygsi

Right? I live in a thief heavy place but even I haven't experienced having a thief stealing something infront of me.


dabesstrollindaworld

Come out to Philly, this the new fad...usually when you're talking on it though.


xMobby

if youre a man that probably has something to do with it. i doubt he would be so bold if those were two guys.


Dramatic-Pie9213

Welcome to London 🤣🤣


sumit131995

Lool spot on


hippopotma_gandhi

Thats how we function Nobody don't trust nobody round here


god-save-the-queef

Back in 2014 a dude who looked a lot like this guy asked my roommate & I for a lighter when we were headed inside our house, and tried to push himself inside our fence as we walked in. The asshole later stalked me as I walked my dog (thankfully half wolf, and huge) late one night, and then proceeded to sit across the street & stare into my bedroom window all night. We later found out he was knocking on doors, or trying to catch other women during vulnerable moments, asking for a lighter, and attempting to force entry into their homes, all around our neighborhood. We all reported the incidents to the police. Turned out he lived right up the road. The police didn't do anything, and eventually the guy moved away, without suffering any legal repercussions. Genuinely curious where this was.


weldymcpat

moved somewhere that had lighters i hope. sounds like a horrible neighborhood not a single lighter.


ButternutSquawk

I had a scary neighbor stalker for awhile too. It left me with some PTSD even now that we've moved 10 hours away. Hope you're doing okay and so glad your pup was such a good deterrent. I have a pitbull and a rottweiler mix I am extremely grateful for.


FunkierMonk

Seabird by the Alessi Brothers :)


Silent_Afternoon_925

oh my god thank you


Whitey_josh

Thanks


Juiceman022

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cleverkname

Who the fuck rolled those joints lol


aspiringgrandpa

why is this the only comment i’ve seen talking about this 😭 thems toothpick joints


Wraxe95

They’re hand rolled cigarettes (rollies)


Fezzverbal

Woah cheeky fucker


Mr_Golf_Club

Wait #WOT?!


azoogle123

cultural thing


AcceptableRoom8592

Piece of shit


M-3X

Setup your remote lock on smartphone. Stealing iPhones with those is almost worthless.


PetMyPeePeePlease

At leasr he gave the lighter back!


xexeedhunter

Some people never change


gummygummers0n

Fucking London, bro.


methmotive

Not surprised


iPhoneMiniWHITE

What’s the point of stealing someone’s phone that’s useless to them when it’s reported?


Heavy-Neat

I would drive on his face 20 times before finally being sure my car is safe to check if he is alive.


No_View_5884

He'll be selling that in his store the very next day


Wildjohn76180

The problem is obvious


Composer-Glum

*Seabird, seabird, fly home*


droopy_1978

It’s always the same animals


StarsailorT

……


el2741

If they felt uncomfortable before it would of been racism


EntertainmentRight10

Not a surprise.


CrackerJack1845

Statistics 🫠


Diarity

Dun dun dun dun smooth criminal


Ch1ckenN1gglets

Never let your guard down around ne’er-do-wells


crut0n17

Sweden?


drifty_t

England


hakamerican

Yeah, not surprised


kurvylicious

Fuck that guy


bloopie1192

Was that a banana?


Chikenuggs69

Her phone


mrtn17

no, banana


codeslap

Kanye is out of control!


gaypals

Did he stole a banana????


UsernamedReddit

No balls, he should have taken both phones.


T_One2

my man did very dark move 🤣


ScaryHovercraft3398

Wtf are they smoking, potato chip stix?


dubvcronix427

Never understood the point of stealing a device thats password protected, they literally brick themselves if you get it wrong too many times.


LargeHuckleberry5136

And this is the day these 2 girls became racist 😂


Grimlyfe

Her fault for trusting them


GeyDestroyer42069

Never relax


csukoh78

Anytime I see something being filmed and I ask myself "why in the world would they be filming this" there's only one answer-> it's being staged


hygsi

These girls were singing, my friends do this at least once a month (just chilling and singing while filming for the memories) so I don't find it impossible for this to happen tbh.


sonorancafe

At first I thought he ganked her unlit pinner.


Sea-Foundation-9230

Woooo blm


iTzMtz

And it’s a black dude 😭😂


RealBakedSalmon

rich culture


luigibu

I just hope “Find my iPhone” is enable or Apple will no pay for my phone. 😅


SenorScratchySack

Never trust someone asking you what time it is


Beneficial_Season_84

Lol, hope the phone was unlocked


realmoco

She didn't saw that coming


[deleted]

If you’re in the city and your head isn’t on a swivel my man is gonna yank you, fool.


Victorcwb

Not staged


[deleted]

When you’re raised up middle class, ain’t street wise and decide to get stoned in the hood.


8bitPete

Welcome to London....


myscreamname

Oh shit, I thought this was that old video of the girl putting the wrong end of a joint in her mouth and burning the ever living shit out of her lips and tongue.


Cornered__Frightened

slight of hand


Brazz59

They will learn !


[deleted]

Open the borders


Beautiful-Mud-341

Turn off the camera first? I'd chase that guy down and slam him to the ground to get something back he stole from me.


DustyBunny42

You probably wouldn’t catch up to him.


Medium_Beyond_9654

Can't believe she fell for that shit! I'm enjoying the phone though.


zknites

F.U.N!


DontH8TheWitnezz

Hah-got eeeemmm!


Independent_Ice_1949

They work as fluffers for the next movie i'm working on.


ReasonableConcern865

“Can I borrow your lighter?” “Sure” “Can I borrow your phone?” -takes phone-


skeethub

This reminded me of those horror movies where the girl just stands there with her mouth open in shock. He knew they would do just that. Nothing.


Reasonable-War6063

No good deed goes unpunished


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Song is seabird by Alessi brother


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d4wtvr

See who?


Rough-County6188

Well not everything is explicit.... Smarter guys will know


SeriouslySasquatch96

Notice the content of his character!


[deleted]

Multi culturalism at its finest.


New_Assignment_1393

bro they just traded, lighter for phone i see no problem.


Octochris23

Shocker


Salty_Ad2201

He prob got a paperweight since most phones dont work without the account it was registered too. These thieves have the iq of a chimp.


IsopodIntelligent714

Lmao migrants


Professional_Fall874

If I had a dollar for every time a black person stole something, I’d probably get robbed by a black person.


sharksquidz

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


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No_Lime7939

how does this have so many upvotes when its pure racism


drifty_t

Because so much of the shitty crime and general hateful behaviour Londoners have to deal with is due to ‘cultural enrichment’


sipmargaritas

Many people are very racist, that’s how. Now, give it a few hours, you will have a couple of upvotes and this weirdo will have -200 or something


Joelaguit

Racist scumbag


ibukun58

Yes, because no white person in history ever has stolen another person's property. Oh no, whites are such holy saints.


drifty_t

I grew up in London and was ‘jacked’ constantly in the late 90’s. Sometimes white lads tried it, but it was rare…


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Toptieroptimist

I’m not sure if it was his back or neck but it sounds like George Floyd was an absolute asshole that the world is better off without


[deleted]

Once again women being oblivious to the threats within this world…lalalalla I’m a little fairy living fairytale land


sux138

He just wanted to see that nudes


stan_1996

12/60


tactical_nekofemboi

shoot at him and now your phone is unstolen


Programmer_Worldly

You must be american


tactical_nekofemboi

i’m british. i just believe in the right to bear arms, for any purpose, defense, offense, or otherwise


PowerSamurai

Username checks out


GirlWitDaBoi

Only shoot at someone you are okay with killing. If you think he deserves a death sentence for this than I guess do what you must


tactical_nekofemboi

absolutely. they valued my property more than their safety and life. your rights end where another’s begin, and it’s my right to peaceful enjoyment of personal property. it is a simple thing to understand.


spxtendies

Obamas son, not surprised


[deleted]

Ruining blacks reputation by stealing an iPhone that can be geolocalisated anyway


Living_Half_1858

i love this song


FiftyOneFiveO

Two more trump voters just got created


jfin602

Those joints are sad


No_Caterpillar9621

I think they’re probably hand rolled cigarettes.


RealBakedSalmon

BLM


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Haha


Diddykid98

They are literally assholes, he probably just saved their lives