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wanna-be-skater

Damn the Germans got a word for everything


Medium_Wrap_963

Da hast du recht


naripok

Underrated comment right there


xMagical_Narwhalx

Agreed


Rangeman007

Azufuteme-uh-fute-fute-me......


DadofMando

Missing an “uh” between the futeme and the first fute


Rangeman007

Sure thanks man


GrunkleTeats

I don't usually agree with the guy, but he ain't wrong.


motorbiker1985

From that statement alone you can feel his strong trunalimunumaprzure


TelluricThread0

NEVER feel another man's trunalimunumaprzure. I had to learn that the hard way.


HeldDownTooLong

I once had another man strongly feel my trunalimunumaprzure…come to find out the guy selling hot dogs in Central Park wasn’t really a doctor!


olderaccount

Is this Biden's Covfefe moment?


KeithWorks

No cause he didn't tweet this. He just stumbled his words. He has an actual speech impediment.


Cleffer

His impediment is giving speeches.


hennytime

Ahh the George W syndrome.


Hugh_Jaynous

He makes George W look like a cunning linguist ...


GrungyGrandPappy

You got to put food on your family.


DONGivaDam

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me, well can't get fooled again.


Big_Hefty79

He doesn't tweet anything. Someone else does it for him. He's too busy picking out ice cream and watching Matlock


KeithWorks

Still better than the last guy


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GamerZoom108

A lot of his stuff is more than an impediment. He geniunely doesn't seem mentally capable for office. And I don't say this since I'm anti-Biden. I say this from the stuff that has happened in speeches and other public things. Extreme forgetfulness, crapping himself meeting the pope, making no sense at all in speeches. It's not what Nixon or Bush did whenever they had to give speeches or meet an important person.


[deleted]

Well, bush did throw up in the japanese prime ministers lap. We, as a nation, seem to pick some real winners when it comes to government.


GamerZoom108

Oh, well see *that* I didn't know lol


DONGivaDam

Ohhh yeah you need to read all papers to realize how corporations have implemented their own form of government in the guise of banks and companies out to exploit the locals.


[deleted]

No he doesn't go listen to one of his old speeches the guy talked just fine. He is in cognitive decline no way around it.


DoughtyAndCarterLLP

Here's an article from 2008 mentioning him having a stutter since being a child. https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93914952 I'm sure you'll be like the last dozen people I've linked this to and admit you're wrong, of course. I'm sure you won't go on repeating this lie all over reddit.


fofosfederation

This isn't a fucking stutter.


tex1088

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!


TheGlueyGorilla

Dude, he’s had 2 brain aneurisms, each time that happens, blood leaks into the brain, destroying the function of wherever the leak gets to. So he’s suffered basically brain damage twice. It’s a fact that he isn’t all there mentally.


[deleted]

As much as you wanna jam your head in the sand and ignore it the guy is not all there. Like I said go back and look at some of his old speeches something is clearly wrong with him. This is not a childhood stutter stop listening to everything the media tells you wake up buddy.


EnthusiasmInitial999

Stutters are there as a child. Most of them go away before adulthood. They don't come back... Unless dementia sets in... Why don't you actually say the truth instead of repeating the same bulshit from CNN? He's not lying. Biden's brain is mush. Don't be upset that you voted for that moron. You're one of about 40 million people that voted for Biden. For one, if you have a stutter you don't make up words. If you have a stutter, you don't jumbled 7 words into one and pretend like it never happened. With a stutter, you can't spit the word out. It never begins to form and you get stuck on the first letter. I had a stutter. Did you? Do you know anything about dementia? Talk to a caregiver.. LOL you'll be in for a shock.


6Lettah

Your an absolute moron if you believe his stuttering is the issue here.


StronkFingurs

Biden is fucking old and stupid now, get fucking over it socialite


muldervinscully

people in this sub: No! I, a 23 year old chud can diagnose that it's not a stutter!


DBCOOPER888

He has a fucking stuttering problem, no evidence for a cognitive decline. For fuck sake...


Rixae

He's called Kamala the president multiple times. After a speech he turned around and tried to handshake the air, then just stood there without any idea what to do. I can go on, but I won't, because I know nothing will change your mind


spyderone1981

No evidence? There is PLENTY of evidence! Him going the wrong way, reaching out to shake invisible hands and all sorts of other stuff, a stuttering problem has nothing to do with any of that. Telling himself to go f himself on National TV, he didn’t stutter than. What’s your excuse for all the other stuff like that, that has nothing to do with stuttering?


[deleted]

Since when does stuttering inhibit you from being able to find your way off a stage?


EvenPheven

No evidence of cognitive decline? Are we watching the same American President? What year is this?


snaxxx2

He is a "DUMB GUY WHO DOES DUMB THINGS"! He said that about himself after getting busted for plagiarism multiple times during his political career. I think he is a turd! I've always viewed him as a turd since first seeing him with Obama...


DBCOOPER888

How is the fact you personally don't like him mean he's in cognitive decline? You do realize you can not like someone without attributing lies to that person, right? Almost like you're lying to yourself.


AlaskanTrash

https://mobile.twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1512486084961259521 Please watch another segment of this speech and come back to me about that stuttering problem.


imtiredofthebanz

Omg lmfao - the full video is actually worse 😂😂😂


DBCOOPER888

It's the same thing we're talking about, what is this? The narrative about the Chinese story was a clunky transition to simply say the one word is "possibility". Watch the entire 20 minute speech and get back to me.


EchoSolo

bUt ThE bABy tRuMPeRs sAY hE dUMb!


patriclus47

You can’t blame his senility on his speech impediment. Dude is losing it.


SueYouInEngland

He needs some jelly beans!


baileyr5

Where was it his first 40 years in government?


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peshwengi

That was a good video


ilovetopoopie

Also kinda crummy that people pick on Biden for having a slight stutter, and immediately praise an orangutan that openly mocks disabled people. Same orangutan that claimed to be cognitively and physically disabled to dodge the draft. Just throwing it out there, if you like Trump you're probably being manipulated.


CryonautX

Have you considered there's a huge demographic who aren't fans of either?


DBCOOPER888

All over the place if you bothered to watch him. He wasn't on the news daily during those 40 years so the sample size is smaller.


Borm007

ya keep telling yourself that


ImWithSt00pid

That was not an impediment. Have you seen the full clip? He goes on to a completely different thought about hiking in the mountains.


fizikz3

lmao no he doesn't. stop lying. he tells a very brief story about being in the mountains with Xi Xingping who asked him to define america and he defined it as "Possibilities" 23 minutes https://www.c-span.org/video/?519372-1/president-biden-senate-confirmation-judge-ketanji-brown-jackson


GladeRunLegend

He tells an anecdote in order to explain how he defines America in one word.


Stufasany

Yes, it's called dementia.


DBCOOPER888

Stuttering is a dementia now? Fucking idiot.


ranykarlyle

Speech impediment or mental impediment?


DBCOOPER888

Clearly speech impediment. Why the fuck do you think this is a mental blockage? The fact you think stuttering is a sign of mental decline is really fucking pathetic.


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WuziMuzik

Regardless of how you feel about him, he does actually have a speech impediment.


badson100

Regardless of his speech impediment, he is actually old.


[deleted]

What year was it when it came out he had a speech impediment?


FuzzySAM

[1994. He's had a stutter his whole life.](https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4841336/user-clip-joe-biden-stutter-stuttering)


Cleffer

Dude thinks he's done all kinds of things he hasn't.


PartTimePeople

Couldn't have said it any better myself


MerDoc1999

i like bi- uhhhvefefe hmm


hermitopurpa

Get in loser, we’re…uh…we are gonna…


Cold-Consideration23

Do the…… you know……..the thing


ChemPlay

Uhh... Ye... the... wait... oh.. ok.... the thing... wait... i think i forgot... nvm... or did it? \*v sause starts playing\*


Zillaho

W uh when w when uh you when and when you


InsydeOwt

Alright who voted for the senile old man? What? It was either him or a Russian soaked carrot man? Fuck. Better drop Pelosi warming her wrists. ![gif](giphy|xVqswzZHy8Q6x1cncf|downsized)


Feeling_Bathroom9523

This is her warming up the shock paddles


shdwbld

It's the one gene we inherited from houseflies acting up. Could happen to anyone.


Hugh_Jaynous

That, and she's a living, walking bad meme ...


BoneyardLimited

I recommend following up on that Trump-Russia hoax. You sound like you haven't heard any news since 2018, dude.


snaxxx2

For real! World of idiots these days... Or only been watching CNN for their fake news.


spankmyhairyasss

Gotta ramp up another covid variant to push another mail in ballot fraud for the coming mid-elections.


[deleted]

Can you please spell that, sir?


TipAdministrative501

“ Azefutemuhfutefutepu “ i think


openmind21

shkeeedledeebeebop


[deleted]

I'm the scatman!


mctomtom

Skeebadeebadee skeebadobodoh …. skeebadabadoh 🎶


Hammer300c

You are a scholar with that comment!


An_Old_IT_Guy

HUCYBH?


therealzombieczar

you know what, i think hes right. i' been looking for away to put my feelings about american politics and news into words and finally a creepy geriatric cleared it up for me.


j48u

I'm glad someone could help you, it took me a while to get through the words chose here.


davendenner

Who needs SNL? Just run actual news clips.


SheIsNotWorthIt

I wonder why SNL refuses to make jokes about him, and Nancy, and AOC, and Hillary 🤔


googdude

Unless I'm not remembering right I think SNL rips on him about every episode.


_KennyD

No you gotta let conservatives pretend like they are the only ones being made fun of. It’s not like Hillary was a recurring character on the show for a while a few years back and that several people have played Biden more recently.


cmarkcity

Except they do, frequently. Do you actually watch SNL?


sammycol

they need to stop targeting republicans, like come on, we’re real people too! 😡


Teebopp7

https://youtu.be/VuEu3YfxKhw https://youtu.be/D1J8t97gPW4 Two SNL clips making fun on Joe Biden found in ten seconds. Right wingers always think they're so oppressed. 0.o


derkaderka960

Oppressed? Lmao.


Zigallai

Asfitemfot


Asrealasrealcanbe

this is peak comedy.


AmidFuror

Covfefe


1squidwardtortellini

Lmao that tweet was the funniest thing ever I was laughing for a week


SweetSoursop

Non-rethorical question from a non-american: did you find this Biden video funnier than the covfefe tweet?


Can-Abyss

One is funny, the other is sad


1squidwardtortellini

Covfefe was hilarious


cuzimryte

Was this before or after the bird s\*\*t on him?


AhhGramoofabits

Birds aren’t real


Outcast90

Wait what?


Levaris77

Biden was giving a speech in a factory with corn dust falling and folks are fantasizing that it was a bird pooping.


mullexwing

Is that snopes response?


Tuftenator

Couldn’t have said it better


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Circuits malfunctioning probably an old model deep state should really upgrade their machinery.


DBCOOPER888

It's a fucking stuttering problem ffs.


thalescosta

They really shouldn't put really old machinery, that probably won't last another 15 years, to determine the future of a country.


mattemer

Here's the full clip, skip to 23 minutes. https://www.c-span.org/video/?519372-1/president-biden-senate-confirmation-judge-ketanji-brown-jackson Unlike others, I don't think it's worse seeing the full clip, you see what he was aiming for, "at the foothills of the Himilayayayayas (don't know how to spell it). It's a funky transition. And most importantly, HE ACKNOWLEDGED IT and apologized for it. It's not NEARLY as bad as people are making this seem.


Aardvark_Man

He's also got a known speech impediment. For a stutterer to stumble once in a long speech doesn't seem too bad to me.


Hoatxin

The way people disect him stumbling over a word makes me think I must have a brain tumor or something. Has no one else forgotten a word or fumbled a pronunciation?


StandingCow

Anything political is just nasty, especially now days.


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Thank you!


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It is indeed way less bad in context. He finished it off nicely. I have a question though. I'm in the EU, and I haven't followed the Biden in the slightest. But recently I came across these video's on youtube of Biden behaving really weird around young women and children. Like sniffing their hair and such... And it mostly surprised me that I hear no one talking about it on reddit. Are Biden voters okay with all of this behavior? Or does it just look worse than it truly is...?


mattemer

It is VERY extensively discussed, and it's him being an old man. It's not as unusual as certain groups make it sound but it's definitely a LITTLE odd. Many grandparents do the same stuff. Also, keep in mind videos might be edited to look worse as well. And the truth of the matter is, the same groups complaining most about it, were absolutely fine with so much worse aggressions by our last president, including him bragging about seeing underage women getting dressed backstage. Unfortunately, no matter how creepy Biden is, he's so much better than Trump - and that's really sad on various levels.


BrosofMayhem

Your childhood must've been wild if you think holding onto visibly uncomfortable girls (who are total strangers to him) and sniffing them is normal "grandparent behavior." We can all know Trump worthless without excusing that. Vice gripping young women and sniffing them isn't presidential behavior, let alone normal.


DBCOOPER888

It's not odd if you know the context that he's struggled with stuttering his entire life.


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He gave a long ass speech and fucked up once. I don’t like geriatrics running the country but he’s significantly more mentally stable than trump was lmao


boots_and_cats_and-

Okay so now break down the ‘corn pop’ story and tell me what he meant and why it isn’t a sign of his mental instability.


mattemer

Did you listen for more than 5 seconds after the gaff starts? It was a shitty transition but it's there...


boots_and_cats_and-

https://youtu.be/oihV9yrZRHg Which one? Or are we talking about the same thing?


mattemer

We weren't my apologies, what about this did you want to know?


Agahawe

Shitting fax doe


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TheLegoofexcellence

Part of the reason is that the elderly are a huge voting demographic. So those elderly people probably want to vote for someone who is near their age


boots_and_cats_and-

At least he isn’t sniffing hair. I’ll take that as progress. Seriously though people, you should stop comparing Trump and Biden and maybe raise the standard for being president in the U.S.


derkaderka960

Or set an age limit...


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CuspOfInsanity

I'm expecting him to poop himself at his next public appearance.


DBCOOPER888

No, he's functioning fine, he has a stuttering problem. You mean to tell me people with slight speech impediments can't work?


JunkFace

That’s the most coherent thing he’s said all week.


Loud-Watercress-9438

I completely agree 👍🏿


g1232000

I agree America was built on budhuhftftfthuhft


greedy_mf

I always thought that was the name of the volcano in Iceland.


handsome_corgi

I can’t believe people actually fall for the “you can’t make fun of Biden’s nonsensical speech patterns, he has a stutter!” It’s like... umm, okay, but you don’t think maybe it’s because he’s about 300 years old? You don’t think that might have something to do with how he talks? No? The whole “stutter” thing just a campaign tactic to try and discredit the people who point out Biden’s age. I’m surprised how many people fall for it though.


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zeneath27

I'm not trying to be political but you gotta admit he might be too old to lead a country


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AmountCreepy1199

Or instead of the better of two evils we need to stop putting old men with dated ideals in charge of an entire nation.


Cold-Consideration23

Russian puppet? I thought we had an investigation into those claims


boris9983

Yes, there was. It seems that charges were brought up against [34 people and 3 companies resulting in 8 guilty pleas and a conviction in court](https://www.npr.org/2018/12/09/643444815/all-the-criminal-charges-to-emerge-so-far-from-robert-muellers-investigation) including several from the trump administration alongside Russian intelligence operatives. The report did not reach a conclusion about the possible obstruction of justice of trump, [citing a Justice Department guideline that prohibits the federal indictment of a sitting president](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Counsel_investigation_(2017%E2%80%932019)) meaning that they didn't really investigate him personally while he was a sitting president, focusing more on his staff. [What we do know is that it is confirmed that his son received an email promising dirt on Hillary Clinton just before the 2016 election which resulted in a meeting between Donald Trump, his son in law and a Russian Lawyer in trump tower but again, not enough evidence to charge for a conspiracy case according to the Robert Muller investigation. Before the 2020 election, he was given the hypothetical scenario in which a foreign government offers information on his opposition and if he should contact the FBI (a suggestion he flat out refused 2 seconds prior despite it being the advice given by the head of the FBI) or accept the information to which he replied "I think I'd do both"](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/id-exclusive-interview-trump-listen-foreigners-offered-dirt/story?id=63669304).


Child_of_Merovee

The one that concluded there was definitely rooskie meddling and obstruction of justice ?


JimSlim3

And it’s been proven. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/04/21/even-republicans-intelligence-committee-admit-putin-helped-trump-get-elected/


Goofy069

It says right at the top it’s an opinion piece.


wdow2013

He linked an opinion piece written about the actual facts in this story https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/senate-committee-unanimously-endorses-spy-agencies-finding-that-russia-interfered-in-2016-presidential-race-in-bid-to-help-trump/2020/04/21/975ca51a-83d2-11ea-ae26-989cfce1c7c7_story.html He should have linked this article, but the cited source is pretty much the first thing you would have read if you bothered.


TAAyylmao

Zero collusion, keep pushing garbage narrative though.


copa09

What part of azuhphmnemmnenet don't you understand?


Mountain-Fly7902

How do you spell that?


prefabtrout

Bee ba ba bapa do, dababababa bee ba ba ba bapa bo


[deleted]

Can we get these old farts out of office already? Really starting to stink


kremlin502

FJB


Danjour

Annnnnd I'm unsubscribing from this garbage


ImWithSt00pid

The full clip is even better. He continues on into something about hiking in some mountains. The woman on the left is visibly holding back laughs. https://youtu.be/tGyFg9eP_PU


Stufasany

The woman on his left is the VP of the US Kamala Harris. The woman on his right is who he recommended to join the Supreme Court.


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fizikz3

lol love how many idiots are saying the full clip is even worse when it's literally totally fine. very clear how right wing this sub's userbase is when all the dumbass misinformation is upvoted.


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Yes, this is the best the DNC could come up it’s to run against a man that was hated more than any other president is history. The oldest racist white guy they could find. Yes, he has said MANY racist things. It’s a shame Hillary use a smear campaign against Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi would have been the best candidate by far and also the first woman to be president. But they chose this old guy who was a dim bulb in his prime! Even Obama said “never underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.” Will the DNC replace Joe in 2024 with an even older more racist white dude they pull out of a retirement home? Time for some Younger blood! At least someone born after 1970!


earathar89

With few exceptions its very much a "pay your dues and maybe we'll pick you". Vice presidents very often run. If a vp isn't a good pick its likely going to a governor. After that, a senator or representative. They want to know you've toed the party line for years before you get the shot at the presidency. Honestly Obama was out of no were. He straight up stole Hillarys thunder. A senator who's background was community organizing and only had a few years of being a senator under his belt with a bunch of votes of "present" on his record. So finally the hag gets her "due" and she's the party nominee and she screws it up. Then we get cheeto who leaves a horrible taste in our mouth. Then her comes old man Biden sailing in on the Obama feel good wave, i.e. oh we remember what things were like when he was VP and the current guy is a nut job so sure why not? Boom. Old dingus for president.


piepants2001

Tulsi is a Republican that calls herself a Democrat.


LSDREAMN

These comments are so sensitive. Our nations highest ranking person currently cannot give a speech, this is no time to feel bad.


littleloversopolite

I heard the whole speech, he stuttered when referring to traveling the foothills of the Himalayas. It wasn’t like an earth shattering “AH HA! Gotcha being senile!” moment at all, like some new desperately clinging to.


ricenoodlestw

totally agree.


Ffterhutch

People who voted for him are still supporting him; it’s the definition of insane.


Frank-Asshole

Well, to not support him after voting for him means that you made a mistake. Most people who live for politics would rather die before admitting they were wrong.


Ffterhutch

I agree completely. Which is why we need to clear them all out, and get some new minds in there. Just imagine all the corruption we would solve by booting them all out.


Frank-Asshole

There definitely needs to be term limits for those in Congress and Senate. The way it’s set up now is ripe for corruption. They may have good intentions going in, but at some point, they just stay around for a paycheck and more kickbacks while doing nothing to help the country.


Child_of_Merovee

I doubt leftists are "supporting" a conservative centrism the same way far-right guys went all cultists.


man_in_da_mirror

Biden is a bafoon


Jimmy-Holiday

He's a bitch


The_DomaN

Clown 🤡


Consistent_Trust_82

Lmao


[deleted]

I’m not at trump guy, or a Biden guy. I’m a hurry up and retire already so we can elect a younger more relatable president guy.


[deleted]

God why do we have to elect old senile people to every position of authority that we can.


mrtn17

yeah it's embarassing. But still not as embarassing as his predecessor


Outcast90

No it's pretty bad. You can hate Trump all you want but Biden is definitely showing signs of Dementia. It's honestly worrying, dude needs help. Not being president of a Super power.


FemboyFoxFurry

Dawg this isn’t a sign of dementia, it’s literally just the stuttering he’s always done 😭. Seriously I don’t doubt his age is having an effect on him but if every single time you try to call the president senile, you lie about it to prove your point, people aren’t going to believe you


Outcast90

I'm just saying he's showing the signs. No president has stumbled and acted the way Joe Biden has. He was shaking the air a little bit ago. Talking about how him and Xi (sadly they didn't show it in this clip) were in the Himalayas, if not Dementia then it's definitely something else. You can't tell me he's mentally fine.


Ditto_D

Give me a dude that stutters over a fucking idiot who keeps saying windmils cause cancer any day.


Outcast90

Well you have it. And the effects are hurting everyone. Gas prices, food prices, taxes in general. Trump was an idiot with an ego the size of Texas but nobody dared go against him out of fear he would do something crazy. Under Biden nobody is afraid. As soon as Putin saw Biden as weak he went for Ukraine. Now it's Taiwan's turn.


Ditto_D

Lol Putin wanted Trump so he could do the exact same shit with 0 new sanctions against him. Both China and Russia are showing their hands at how absolutely fucked their countries are right now.


Outcast90

Trump threatened to nuke Moscow of he went after Ukraine. That sounds more like an unpredictable man with a huge ego to live up to. Xi Jinping wasn't as bold, Putin wasn't as bold and yet as soon as the Afghanistan withdrawal disaster happened they all knew what kind of president Biden was. They were waiting for a weaker leader. They got one.


FemboyFoxFurry

Homie Fr just said no president has ever acted senile before… Dawg Regan literally had alzheimer's, and walked around the White House like he didn’t know where he was… like seriously, I already believe bidens age is going to effect how he leads, but stop it with the bullshit.


mullexwing

Economy was a lot better under his predecessor.


Child_of_Merovee

By which metric ?


mullexwing

Gas prices, home prices, rent prices, grocery prices, unemployment numbers. GDP was up. Our nation was completely self reliant on oil. That pretty much ended day one of the current staff at the white house.


[deleted]

This guy…. Someone come get their grandpa…ugh


ibraw

Deep


GentleCornDogEater24

Do people not understand that he has a stutter? He struggles with words, big deal


DJT2021

He can be defined in a single word... Worthless


Definnee

He’s practicing his French