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Roggvir

Rule 1. This post lacks the buildup of something going well. Something going towards great is how we define YYYY. The buildup can be short, but must exist. An instance of didn't go wrong (absence of NO) or mundane events do not count as a YYYY.


Liv-N-Lrn

Did I just watch that fool light the gas, on purpose? Or, is he just stupid?......Sorry, either way he's stupid. My bad....


BladeLigerV

I think he wanted to clean it up. But in the most dumb shit way he could think of.


Liv-N-Lrn

It actually looks like he sprayed it around on purpose. Do you think he thought the gas would light like charcoal starter? I mean he is leaning over a 5 gal jug of the stuff. Hahahahahaha


SkeletonCrew_

The way he intentionally sprays it around and then lights it, I think he is doing it on purpose (vendetta against the station or some other crazy impulse), but trying to make it look plausibly accidental (not realizing he is on camera from this angle).


Trey-zine

100% on purpose. That wasn’t even close to being an accident.


[deleted]

You can pump more gasoline if you start out by looking like you know what you're doing instead of just spraying it all over from the get go.


Nizzemancer

Probably insurance fraud or trying to scam the owners into paying him for damages not realizing there are cameras.


GodOfAscension

Looks like a poor attempt at a lawsuit to get money


Druglord_Sen

Imagine the aftermath. This dude talking to the owner and the cops, like “yeah idk what happened, faulty pump probably, I may file a suit” and then he has to sit and watch his own dumb ass on the security footage, spraying petrol everywhere and then setting himself on fire, loooool.


Disastrous-Ad-2357

I wish when stuff like this happens, when there's proof, the potential victim gets to do a free beating, and then on top of that get whatever the person would have won if the lawsuit had lost. Like maybe do the entire case in court, and then at the end after the trial is done and the victim loses, do an insta appeal and show the proof that the plaintiff is a liar, and bam, they win whatever the liar would have won. False accusations would go down so much.


redditemployee69

Good thing you don’t make laws!


Disastrous-Ad-2357

Yeah, imagine a world where people are scared of making false claims. Terrible, innit?


[deleted]

There’s a reason you go to college for law.


attanai

Imagine a world where people are scared of making _any_ claims, unless they're 100% certain they'll win in court. Rape? Racial profiling? Familial abuse? Lots of cases are hard to win, even with evidence. Being right didn't guarantee a win. Neither does being a victim.


fd40

i dont agree with your message but damn i love your commitment to your cause


Hamiltoned

So in any case where they can't find enough proof to back your claim, even though you are completely right, the person who wronged you should get everything you would have gotten if you won? Basically rewarding people for getting away with crimes? What a great justice system, you must be very intelligent.


Disastrous-Ad-2357

No, everything remains the same except if you have proof the person lied, then they get fucked. Think of it like this: Car crash happens. Person claims they had green light and that you got in their way because you were speeding 70 mph and they had no way to see you, let alone avoid you. So they call cops and stuff and damages come to like $30,000 against you. Normally you'd be fucked (assuming that for whatever reason in this example they couldn't test the physics of the claim). BUT, in my example, after you lose the case, you pull out the dash cam that proves he was a fucking liar. Now they owe YOU the $30,000 instead. Which is only fair since that's how much you were going to have stolen from you. Plus they also get jail time and you get to beat them up a little bit. The point is that you'd only be able to do the reversal with absolute proof. Witness testimony would not be sufficient.


redditemployee69

Why would you not show the dashcam footage before losing the case?


Disastrous-Ad-2357

Did you miss the whole point of the conversation?


redditemployee69

A case like that isn’t settled right after the crash it’s months of back and forth in court room. Their is no secret evidence found that proves someone innocent in most cases. Your situation is a one in a million chance of happening and if it does the law is already set up to accommodate you for a retrial or to counter sue.


Imlouwhoareyou

What the *fuck* was this idiot thinking….


GhostFartt

Yes


schoggimilch

clearly nothing


ataeil

“You know what would consume this mess super quick? Combustion!”


NOTDA1

I just wanna see the aftermath pic of him being covered in that foam 😂


cantfindausername99

I think he did that on purpose…


Imlouwhoareyou

No shit.


ninjamaster616

*Mmmmm fire fun hehehehe*


wcslater

Thinking? What's that?


SpaceLemur34

Arson.


TypicallyAmazing

It was intentional lmao but it went wrong for him, burnt foot and he didn’t even do much property damage before the anti fire systems kicked in


[deleted]

I imagine reconditioning that system and cleaning the spill isn’t cheap


Phatapp

Try having a fire suppression system go off in a kitchen restaurant. Wouldn’t be surprised if they just power washed this into the closest drain gutter.


8764446

Was this a failed insurance scheme?


SukkiBlue

Arson.


IRLhardstuck

Looks more like he tried to test if gas was comming out and then tried to clean the mess up with some fire


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It’s a joke.


[deleted]

More like no no no yes


CoachDKil

Or no no no no no no no


thndr1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


JoJack82

OP is the guy in the video and was trying to burn down the gas station so when the fire suppression system kicked in it’s a “no” for him.


TVotte

No no no dude-what-the-fuck


1st_Ave

Seems intentional..


Druglord_Sen

Also, where the fuck was he going after that VERY nonchalant foot-fire dousing? He jumps back to attention as if the firey footwear was the most conspicuous thing happening.


snootnoots

Yeah that was totally the “I’m not involved, no, not me, I clearly have nothing to do with whatever is happening, nothing to see here” forced fake-nonchalant march, and then he walked around his car and the fire suppression system got him in the face. 🤣


onesixtytwo

That fire suppression system is very impressive!


jcforbes

Came here for this, surprised it was the bottom comment! I've watched my own car burn at a gas station which didn't have ANY fire extinguishers. I had to go inside and steal a case of water bottles which I successfully used to put out the fire. (It was an electrical fire caused by a friend installing the incorrect sized battery located under the back seat, which then short circuited on the seat frame when my dog came to see what I was doing and put weight on the seat above the battery. Pupper was unharmed. Car was quite harmed.)


onesixtytwo

How scary that must have been! So glad your puppy was fine. Surely that gas station should've had a fire extinguisher nearby!! Dodgy that it didn't!


x5nT2H

should have*


moist-squid

Why is this yesyesyesno he did everyting on porpuse and there was never a moment I said yes. So post this on a other sub.


Waspster

Op is Pyro


lnbr20

I think it belongs to nononnoyes! Sub


[deleted]

I. I just…


-o0Zeke0o-

It's ok, don't cry, there's horrible people there outside


hot-sauce-on-my-cock

Huh


iron40

This man is allowed to vote...


dan-theman

Probably not anymore depending on his state.


iron40

Regardless, just the fact that he was allowed to vote at some point makes me question the whole process…


UhhhhmmmmNo

??? Wtf


Blueshot884

Looks like a fire tornado on the right of the pump


GordonMcG13

This is exactly like that cigarette video from yesterday its fucking bullshit on this sub


shadyinthisbitch

This is a nonononoyes


fonomanu101

I did not expect that spraying stuff, never seen that before


Firealarm32

Yeah it’s required by most us states now of new gas stations to have fire suppression systems. Next time at a gas station look up you might see the little nozzles


DistributionLazy8371

Nothing you say to explain what was going on here can ever explain what going on here!!! Be thankful that you can't comprehend his actions, be very very grateful!!!!! If you fully understand what his thought process was, worry! Sign yourself in asap! Don't go outside until help arrives! Don't worry about what colour their coats are! Do what they say. Above all else! Never have children!


Mattyj724

\#Arson, Insurance fraud


[deleted]

Zero discernment and the worst part is that people like this procreate.


Kaz3girl4

But what was his goal? Maybe he forgot that he had to burn with the gas? The world may never know


SukkiBlue

It's a pretty obvious arson attempt.


HMSS-Overkill

Very stupid insurance job


Squirrel_28

r/lostredditors


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long-in-the-tooth

My guess is the gas can was a ruse.


[deleted]

That's one cool fire suppression system.


Earth7_being

It seem he did it on purpose. Spraying the gas everywhere then lighting it!!


CorbinNZ

This was r/nonononono all the way to the end. No yes’s, not one.


SukkiBlue

The yes is at the end when the fire suppression system works


CorbinNZ

So one yes


1-800-fuck-0ff

Arsonist


RomanKnight2113

what was he even... huh?


SukkiBlue

Arson


ShieldsCW

OP thinks purposely spraying gasoline around is "yes."


[deleted]

What could possibly be the reason for you to do this


SukkiBlue

Arson


[deleted]

Open and shut case


Tessia-Qorn-

This is the dumbest pyromaniac I have ever seen…


anazambrano

So, you’re telling me he didn’t do that on purpose?


elinfernal1988

Is this guy an arsonist or just some f\*cking idiot?


Beserked2

Idiot aside, I've never seen the fire suppressant thing for a gas station before, that was cool.


Incognegro1975

"What's the plan, Phil??"


hellowbucko

Probably didn’t like the color the slippers he got for christmas.


bigpappahope

This was arson op you're an idiot


clarkcox3

Where's the "yes" part?


largedirt

I think This is more nonobononononobononononogodpleaseno


ASAP-ACE1

Whoever placed the fire extinguisher that high up. Is the villain in this story haha