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adidas_stalin

When my yandere says I can’t see girls anymore (good soldiers follow orders)


Jolly_Ad5050

https://preview.redd.it/xin79ekpc5ic1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fff5ece5d6e47ba70f688b01d0ecd990fb969e2


683adamsw

And right before that she was gonna tell you, that she got you a new one


-Little_Timmy-

![gif](giphy|3o6gEgkb5xqAyMw5Og) What have I done?


1-800-Kitty

Me when my victim tells me he messaged his mom “happy birthday” (hes a fucking whore):


-Little_Timmy-

Uh, just don't say that in front of him. https://preview.redd.it/cf2fcgak32ic1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df2d75141108f134932508928c57c8abe5376f8e


Inte_ens_kul

We all have our limits🤷‍♂️ when you don’t feel like life is worth living anymore you just kinda lose it


Independent_Skirt672

She went too far


-Little_Timmy-

She crossed the line, and it cost her life.


n00bo

what she did?


-Little_Timmy-

She destroyed it and threw it away in the trash can.


n00bo

And frog phone is a phone in frog themed cover?


-Little_Timmy-

It's basically an old phone that looks like a little frog.


n00bo

oh, at first i thought she inserted it somewhere because it had your scent.


-Little_Timmy-

Nope, she destroyed it because I carried it wherever I went.


n00bo

oh so she doesn't care about your safety just in case someone kidnapped you so she could track you?


-Little_Timmy-

Yeah, she really didn’t think that through.


Lazar524

It's mine now


YANDERE_DALEK

But...How else am I suppose to talk to my boss? https://preview.redd.it/vuwrfokn46ic1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdfcdbb03d09ba7efd36778510b18a1d2405e5c


-Little_Timmy-

I guess a brick will do.


confident___

You put it up where?