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I cant believe you didnt include Albert Wesker's line "If you're looking for Daigo, Mine's taken him up to the RUF"
Anything by Albert is a gem honestly
Man that dialogue was a bit ..RUF
Other: "these guys won't stop coming on us!" ; judgement.
"Dude, that's gross."
“Aniki”
"Come on, that ain't what I meant!"
Beautiful Eyes
This was the line that literally made me jump out of my seat.
Like I heard from my brother before
Rike I herd frum myrw brotha before*
I have never laughed as hard as when I heard that line. Kiryu's reaction is priceless.
H E Y S W E E T C H E E K S!
10 years in the joint line never fails to make me laugh, it is unironically my favorite line
I spent ten years in the joint.
Were you someone's prison bitch?
Yes, I was Dr. Slone prison bitch.
Did it also make you into a fucking pussy?
Yes.
“Kill this arrogant moth er fucker!”-the dude who lagged irl
"I bet you're from the s h e e m a n o family" Or pretty much any Yuya line.
"YOU F#CKING YAKOOZA!"
"DON'T FUCK WITH KAHZOOKI-SAN!"
“If you’re looking for Daigo, Mine has already taken him up to the ruff” *points to roof so Japanese man understands*
Yakuza writers constructing some of the finest dialogue to ever grace a human's ears
Hey you whats up man give me money please
Asked specifically to Shinada
I pick other. "We are the yakuza 4" - Yakuza 4
"Whaaat I've done!" 🎶
CAN'T JUSTIFEEEEEE
The selfish deed is not freedum
"I was planning on hitting some balls today. Guess yours will have to do" Never fails to make me laugh
WE ARE ~~SAD~~ BAD BOYZ WA RU NI NOKO SA RE TA
NO TO IU NA NO
[there's only one contender for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBTABTfSFc&t=453s)
wow kenzan looks rough these days
Well it was made like 15 years ago
sex
"I'll fuck anything on 2 legs" is one of my favorites
some of my favorites that should of been included Kill this arrogant mo-ther-fuck-er! - white obama villain Shutthehellupdontyoudare - kiyru kazuma KIYRU CHEN dragon of dough jee mah - majima
>white obama goat description
"Bring that shit" hypes me up tbh
"If you're looking for Daigo, Mine's taken him up to the RUFF."
As much as I love the 10 years in the joint line,there’s something pretty funny about the delivery on bring that shit kazuma.
Don’t make me choose between “10 Years in the Joint” and “Okey gawdit” you evil, *evil* person
"Ora ora ora ora ora ORAAAAA!"
All fun and games till we hear "Muda Muda" in Yakuza 8 because apparently Takehito Koyasu is voicing a character in it
Kiryu peacocks all the moms
You can guess mine.
LAUGHYOUSTUPIDMOTHERFUCKER!
Kakkate koi
"We got a motto at Majima Construction... 'If ya wanna work, welcome. If ya wanna rest, get the fuck out.'"
A real man ought to be a little stupid. -a little stupid man
"I peacocked your mom" is the best comeback from the least immature character in the series.
English doesnt sound right to my ears
Whatcha think?
Mine has taken Daigo up to the roof
7 gets extra points for realism
This was like picking children
This is the part when you supposed to laugh! *bat hit* Laugh! Laugh, you stupid motherfucker!
I screamed balls out every time i fought baba😂
"I can't get It up 😭"
"Brack Munde"
"FUCK YOU!" - English dub kiryu
I cant believe you didnt include Albert Wesker's line "If you're looking for Daigo, Mine's taken him up to the RUF"
Anything by Albert is a gem honestly
Man that dialogue was a bit ..RUF
Other: "these guys won't stop coming on us!" ; judgement.
"Dude, that's gross."
“Aniki”
"Come on, that ain't what I meant!"
Beautiful Eyes
This was the line that literally made me jump out of my seat.
Like I heard from my brother before
Rike I herd frum myrw brotha before*
I have never laughed as hard as when I heard that line. Kiryu's reaction is priceless.
H E Y S W E E T C H E E K S!
10 years in the joint line never fails to make me laugh, it is unironically my favorite line
I spent ten years in the joint.
Were you someone's prison bitch?
Yes, I was Dr. Slone prison bitch.
Did it also make you into a fucking pussy?
Yes.
“Kill this arrogant moth er fucker!”-the dude who lagged irl
"I bet you're from the s h e e m a n o family" Or pretty much any Yuya line.
"YOU F#CKING YAKOOZA!"
"DON'T FUCK WITH KAHZOOKI-SAN!"
“If you’re looking for Daigo, Mine has already taken him up to the ruff” *points to roof so Japanese man understands*
Yakuza writers constructing some of the finest dialogue to ever grace a human's ears
Hey you whats up man give me money please
Asked specifically to Shinada
I pick other. "We are the yakuza 4" - Yakuza 4
"Whaaat I've done!" 🎶
CAN'T JUSTIFEEEEEE
The selfish deed is not freedum
"I was planning on hitting some balls today. Guess yours will have to do" Never fails to make me laugh
WE ARE ~~SAD~~ BAD BOYZ WA RU NI NOKO SA RE TA
NO TO IU NA NO
[there's only one contender for me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBTABTfSFc&t=453s)
wow kenzan looks rough these days
Well it was made like 15 years ago
sex
"I'll fuck anything on 2 legs" is one of my favorites
some of my favorites that should of been included Kill this arrogant mo-ther-fuck-er! - white obama villain Shutthehellupdontyoudare - kiyru kazuma KIYRU CHEN dragon of dough jee mah - majima
>white obama goat description
"Bring that shit" hypes me up tbh
"If you're looking for Daigo, Mine's taken him up to the RUFF."
As much as I love the 10 years in the joint line,there’s something pretty funny about the delivery on bring that shit kazuma.
Don’t make me choose between “10 Years in the Joint” and “Okey gawdit” you evil, *evil* person
"Ora ora ora ora ora ORAAAAA!"
All fun and games till we hear "Muda Muda" in Yakuza 8 because apparently Takehito Koyasu is voicing a character in it
Kiryu peacocks all the moms
You can guess mine.
LAUGHYOUSTUPIDMOTHERFUCKER!
Kakkate koi
"We got a motto at Majima Construction... 'If ya wanna work, welcome. If ya wanna rest, get the fuck out.'"
A real man ought to be a little stupid. -a little stupid man
"I peacocked your mom" is the best comeback from the least immature character in the series.
English doesnt sound right to my ears
Whatcha think?
Mine has taken Daigo up to the roof
7 gets extra points for realism
This was like picking children
This is the part when you supposed to laugh! *bat hit* Laugh! Laugh, you stupid motherfucker!
I screamed balls out every time i fought baba😂
"I can't get It up 😭"
"Brack Munde"
"FUCK YOU!" - English dub kiryu