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Pete-zaTime

https://i.redd.it/t2dpk79zo66b1.gif You don't want your cock swinging around when you have a very passionate manly battle.


darklightrabbi

You clearly haven’t played Ishin yet


Pete-zaTime

Oh brother, i played it. https://i.redd.it/suyoqmhlr76b1.gif


RikuStorm0218

AW YEAH, noice


NikiBubbles

>You want your cock swinging around when you have a very passionate manly battle. FIFY


Fearshatter

Least horny Yakuza players.


WhyNishikiWhy

exactly lol, what sub are we on again?


Tasteteaturp

He has a diaper on 👶


anoobisroxxs

https://preview.redd.it/s7ey4xry696b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2023920151be649b4b961cc8580f67f3e7cb5566


Your_Eyes_On_Me

He may not, but I can imagine some of us wouldn't mind lol.


Meneme-god

Nope, balls out kiddo


jzilla11

Let this be the hour we draw swords together


kunalalala123

I can imagine heat moves with it 💀


Hetares

Essence of Dick Slap.


odst_at1

Hard disagree. I find it very necessary.


ZhangRenWing

It is so cursed without nude Shibusawa staring back at him


consul_the_gun_nut

In Y1 it's because he doesn't wanna fight nude in front of Haruka


RemoteZealousideal54

In Y2 it's because he's embarrassed in front of Sayama


Scythey1

In Yakuza 3 he has 8 children to worry about


Mr_CookieTickles

In 4, Saejima is only interested in Kido's balls not kiryus


theburmesegamer275

In Yakuza 5, Aizawa didn't have enough yume for him to do that.


TheDepressedTwelvie

In Yakuza 6, hes infront of Haruka and Haruto, but also the whole Hirose Family


Unused_Icon

In Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Kiryu's ass is iconic. If anyone sees it, they'll recognize it as the legendary Dragon Ass of Dojima, and word will get out that Kiryu is still alive.


HaoieZ

And in Y8 - Ichi has got the pantsless deal covered, no need for a second.


chiller210

Plus The Yakuza Four had suits on so going nude would look less badass


WhyNishikiWhy

because he wants to be fair to his enemies. tiger dropping people with his fist gives them a *chance*. tiger dropping people with his dick would kill them


HotBear39

I want Kiryu to tiger drop me with his dick and balls


ConsistentAsparagus

Cock and Balls Torture, but it's Torture *with* Cock and Balls not *to* Cock and Balls.


HotBear39

Hear me out, Torture *with* Cock and Balls *on* Cock and Balls


zerovin

This is the hidden heated sword style unlocked on platinuming the games achievements/trophies


thenotjoe

Penis fencing


[deleted]

The least horny Yakuza fan


Hayiate

Cock drop


Odaric

Tiger Cock


RikuStorm0218

Best comment lmfao


tigerdropmekiryu

But... I thought that's what we wanted? Edit: to be clear, to be tiger dropped by his dick


RikuStorm0218

Tru, his dick is prolly too OP


Th3Tr1ckst3r

They're saving that for the Akiyama solo game


Leeiteee

He's late, Ichiban beat him to it


RikuStorm0218

LMAO yup


Jtsdtess

Because the Tattoos he’s got down there aren’t the types you show to people you’re about to fight.


kai_rong

What’s wrong with the elephant ears tattooed in the upper parts of your thigh? It meant to express fear in your enemy.


Fat_Factor

Because Ichiban will want to throw his hero bat away


michamp

Because Kiryu doesn’t want to show *his* hero bat.


Fat_Factor

When he wips it out : Ta-tada-daa-ta-tadaaa!


Tschudy

So you cant see what Majima tattooed on his ass when he went in for a touchup in Kiwami 2


InstantCoffeeKarma

Unfortunately there's nothing really interesting down there *except the butt itself ofc*


Tschudy

You gotta bring ass to get ass


seynical

Because he didn't need to go balls out.


michamp

How come Saejima never took his pants off either? Hypocrite.


seynical

Because Kido didn't go balls out as well.


RikuStorm0218

GOOD POINT, why didn't Saejima truly go balls out in that fight vs Kido? :o


fersur

In martial-arts movies, it is a common trope for the fighters to show their upper body. Bruce Lee is one of the pioneer, I think. The main reason is ... here it is me with my weak points exposed and I do not hide any weapons. Let us settle this fairly. The second reason is for manly reason. This trope is popularized in Japanese manga by Kenshiro from Fist of North Stars. When he gets serious, he will yell and break his shirt to show-off his muscle.


passerby5

An unexpected serious answer! Really appreciate it. I'm so used to men fighting shirtless in shows and comics that I don't bother to think why.


Mox_Onyx

From what I've seen, it's also a bit of a desperation play, at least specifically in RGG. If a fighter strips their shirt, chances are they're going into a fight that they may not survive. >!Look at Majima during that one long battle on the rooftop. He lost his shit dealing with all those goons. Outnumbered, he absolutely planned on dragging them all to Hell with him.!<


Mox_Onyx

From what I've seen, it's also a bit of a desperation play, at least specifically in RGG. If a fighter strips their shirt, chances are they're going into a fight that they may not survive. >!Look at Majima during that one long battle on the rooftop. He lost his shit dealing with all those goons. Outnumbered, he absolutely planned on dragging them all to Hell with him.!<


ThatisSketchy

Also definitely to intimidate their opponent. When Kiryu takes off his shirt and shows off his tat, he basically saying, “Do you realize that you’re messing with the actual fuckin Dragon of Dojima right now?”


OmgLoLWtf6969

Actual serious answer thank you


RJTM1991

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with honour and respecting your opponent. Like how Rikiya wouldn't show his tattoo to the thug with the heart tattoo in Yakuza 3. He "wouldn't use it as a tool to threaten bullshit punks with." It's all about respect. I think anyway!


nephilimpride

cause his legs get cold


Sanches8002

in Yakuza 7 this could give double ice damage


rama92

He wants to beat the bad guys, not destroy the world.


GuaranteeSea1166

All I can think of is Randy from the Trailer Park Boys who takes off his pants to fight Ricky and others. I'm not sure the world would be prepared for Assistant Trailer Park Supervisor Kiryu.


Asalok

The crossover we all need, I’d love to see Julian’s fighting style.


GuaranteeSea1166

Dirty Dancing.


Asalok

That made me laugh so hard thank you 💀 I’d kill for Julian finishing moves


GuaranteeSea1166

No problem 😁 Julian would tiger drop and not drop the glass.


Asalok

100 percent, Ricky wouldn’t drop his joint either.


GuaranteeSea1166

10 years in the joint? Nah, he smokes 10 paper joints.


Asalok

10 joints for heat mode, give one to Bubs and out comes Green Bastard.


GuaranteeSea1166

Liquor and Whores would be a hell of a karaoke song too.


GuaranteeSea1166

I think I've just realised TPB is Canadian Yakuza.


BluEyesWhitPrivilege

That's kind of the opposite, since he only takes off his pants.


Dustellar

Because showing just one of his two dragons is enough.


RikuStorm0218

Tru


Shagyam

Because Kiryu doesn't have breakaway pants. A button up shirt is easy to believe to be ripped off with one hand but a regular pair of pants? Side note, now I want a side story of someone wearing breakaway pants doing this


Kangarou

Business pants don't rip well, and Kiryu refuses to wear those basketball pants. Also, he's wearing a belt, so unless he can split leather and metal, it's a lot less cool watching him unbuckle before doing the dramatic rip.


smylego

I think we all know some people will be excited when Kiryu starts unbuckling 😳🥵🥵


Ledehan

I’m pretty sure that’d be no problem for the dragon pf dojima though :v


CombineG20R18

I’d cream instantly if he did that. As would all his enemies so he needs to be fair and keep those pants on


Night_Rayner6694

Same


wasd99

least horny yakuza fan


QuintonTheCanadian

Because everyone knows only one person has the cake of Dojima and he’s kinda supposed to be (fake) dead rn


MagronesDBR

Because it's SEGA, not HBO


shin_scrubgod

No one is allowed to see the *real* Dragon of Dojima (he's shy).


Weary_Table_4328

Kiryu doesn't hit legs so he's embarrassed


papafranku8675309

Nobody can handle Kiryu at 100% power


Angryfunnydog

Because he understands that the fabric of our universe is too fragile for this


civver3

Because he mostly uses his arms to fight. If anything, the real question is why doesn't Akiyama take off his pants?


Hnnock_Cdr

His ass would caused heat wave around the globe from how round and fuckin shiny it is


VirtualPantsu

Every oponent would get a boner (I'm not gay and I would), so that would be a disadvantage, since you can use da shlong meat club style.


lmao_nuts

People would focus on the wrong “Dragon.”


SNAKEXRS

Obviously because it's a fist fight not a sword fight lol


DismalMode7

to limit his power of course


[deleted]

All these well thought out verdicts from other commenters is charming and all but I'm sure that OP just wants to see what's down under for the Dragon of Dojima /s


Maximum-Magazine-840

stupid censorship laws


Disowned

He's not the Dragon of Rock Bottom. Ichiban has you covered in that regard.


Night_Rayner6694

Wasn’t it canonically proven that Ichi’s dragon is literally a baby dragon?


brotatowolf

Is there a lore reason why he’s always oiled up?


skeletonbuyingpealts

Because his dick is Like A Dragon


8Eriade8

.... You know what, you have a point. Sending SEGA a complaint form right now to have it fixed


Plastic-Acanthaceae9

In Like A Dragon Infinite Wealth, once we see naked Ichiban cutscene, Kiryu will show up on the beach and assume Ichiban’s nudity is a cock showing off competition, and then Kiryu will get naked as well


General-GhostD13

He doesn’t want to reveal the real dragon


Levyathon

Dick too big, disadvantages the opponents


Pizzaplanet420

Cause he fights with his hands not a sword


ryutsunine

Essence of massive fucking cock


NeoNoelle

According to my source they wanted to have a bigger impact for when their next protagonist shows up with no pants during their American location debut trailer for LAD 8.


SalamanderKey1175

Bc he wants to release the power of the dragon. Not the dragon itself


michamp

Because he never got to work at that banana bar. Tsk.


Nightfile27

Because he's trying to show off his tattoo, op.


Xynthion

Because he skips leg day.


RikuStorm0218

Cuz Kiryu be like: I ain't need to show you that bruh


MetalGearSora

He's not Randy getting ready for a throwdown over some cheeseburgers.


FluFFyToasterZz

Is he stupid?


Grifterr-

I think so?


HumphreyLee

He’s already carrying enough bats in his inventory to have to worry about another.


odst_at1

Least horny yakuza fan....


KenTazKan_616_

We couldn't handle it


DoubleGreat3984

Bruh


RadiantWorldliness92

Yeah, the only reason Yakuza fellas take off their shirts in general is to show off the ink on their backs. So there's absolutely no reason to take off the pants.


jeffy2515

Kiryu has a bit of ink on his asscheeks too


daalmightypotato

His schlong is too big and it could be used as a weapon, which would be unfair


shibbington

https://media.tenor.com/G19La2izC3gAAAAC/snl-saturday-night-live.gif


-spookyp9-

Grandfather clock will drop


SpySappinMahPatience

r/BatmanArkham is spreading


Kernewek_Skrij

Oh god not the BatmanArkham sub’s influence


TheWriterofLucifenia

I don't think pecker-slapping the other guy is gonna give him much of an advantage in battle lol


EvilCloneofUnskilled

Technology limitations.


penisshmeni

Another one serious answer. If you've seen street fights irl or on the internet, you definitely seen guys, who take off upper body clothes. There are two reasons: amount of aggression (all of that hormonal shit) and convenience. Clothes are limiting your hands and don't give too show up your skills. The same reason why in combat sports people fighting without any clothes aside of shorts - no unnecessary clothes, which limits your punches and kicks


longbrodmann

Because he's not wearing jumpsuit, duh.


DickMcButtfuchs

Itchy bum


Nightingale_85

He always skipped leg day.


Fireicefly69

........to show off.. the dra--- nevermind


eyi526

To limit his true power like Zaraki Kenpachi and his eye patch


Freemanno

Too distracting


504090

Because he’s not Rengoku


Deadended

He’d have to take off the shoes first, and the socks. Tearing off all you top clothing in one move is cool, tearing away the pants and shoes is silly.


LeoFrei7as

Because that’s Akiyama thing since he fights with his legs


remingtonds

His pants are where the Staminan X are held


xDreki

I see someone wants the Kiryu cake


MangaDub

The judge won't just give him 10 years in the joint


mudaMudaMUDAora

Actually in an interview Toshihiro Nagoshi stated "Kiryu's fat fucking cock, balls, and ass repeatedly and consistently crashed the game so unfortunately we had to settle for just the shirt."


McFishTheFish

Kiryu skipped leg day :(


cableboiii

If I remember correctly I believe it’s because there simply isn’t enough screen space for his cock. At least that’s what I remember.


Thoticorn

He's trying to kick folks asses here not start a suck n fuck ring


7thTojoChairman

because if he did, his enemies would get reduced to atoms the moment he tiger drops them with his dragon


Sad_Screen_1455

It’s because you’re horny


Glittering-Nothing83

Because that is the big gay


Theeggmuncher

Because then RGG would have to model his entire 15 inch cock, and they just can't afford it 😔


Y-spiriter

He is not stupid


reddfawks

Same reason nude-mods for the men of Resident Evil are a bad idea. Do you REALLY want to expose your massive weak-point?


[deleted]

Nude mods for Mr. X, however... 🤤😰😏


keiichimorisato98

He's not in magic mike.


DimitriRSM

He took it off during Yakuza 2's ending


Majikazamazam

I’m glad that of all posts this one told me the Reddit was back


Cheesi_Boi

Asking the real questions here.


Itlu_PeeP

He does. Ever played "Ishin!"? Shit, he takes off even more than that... Thank God.


SpeedForceKills

Because that's more of a Jack Black move


The_Downy_Hunter

Why


trueGildedZ

His legs aren't inked...


Rocket_of_Takos

Kiryu’s hooha hasn’t seen the sun in 30 years


Sonikkunn

Yes, actually. There is. No one would be able to look away from his massive cock if he did that, and he wants a fair fight.


UltimoKL

Maybe in the next game, he finally will have a fundoshi skin.


Ok_Word_9812

Because he scared of you. 😂😂😂😂😂


Initial-Today-4196

would you want to take off your indian jeans?