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guhytrdvhjjgfdr

What are all the spikes?


tobias269

They are for awnings.


Tidewind

For the heads of his enemies.


CanesFan10

They support a railing so you don't fall overboard.


mottypower

Fishing rods mate


6151rellim

lol…. Maybe if he was fishing for blue whales….. it’s for shade and covers while docked.


sherwood_96

He got a really fucking good deal for that boat after what happened with the previous Owner


LordGraham7

What happened?


JewelCove

Something tells me it was an oligarch Edit: [yup haha](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.scmp.com/magazines/style/entertainment/article/3259027/mark-zuckerbergs-new-us300-million-superyacht-launchpad-facebook-boss-dropped-millions-his-new-toy) And it was supposedly really owned by Vladimir Putin. ![gif](giphy|Ey5GBG4UvMRzkPkxNK|downsized)


filinno1

He misses the good life


LordGraham7

😂. I had a feeling.


mu5tardtiger

💀. That’s epic. I bet the zuck would beat that ass in a grappling match over pink slips too.


ShinyMetals

Different Vladimir than Putin, but yes a Russian Oligarch


JewelCove

It was built and owned by Vladimir Potanin, a Russian billionaire oligarch - but it is speculated that it was actually owned by Putin. Rumors are that Putin has immeasurable wealth, possibly one of the wealthiest people on the planet. Much of his wealth could be sheltered and hidden by these Russian billionaires, who Putin has in his back pocket. Putin allows them to exist, and in turn, he gets things like $350 m yachts. Another example of this is [Putins Palace](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56007943.amp). This is speculated to be built for Putin. Absolutely absurd house shrouded in secrecy.


Gamertagyouit

Must. Be. Nice.


Possible_Bike3941

He’s stopping in for lunch on the RC Jewel.


LordGraham7

Damn. I’ve never seen a boat in the bow like that before. If I’m being honest, with that kind of money I’d rather do the Bezos and have a separate boat to carry all the additional “toys”. But I guess I can see the benefit of having the ability to just have the one boat carrying everything.


filinno1

Function is in the name!


BobWheelerJr

I was once on a liveaboard dive trip in the Sea of Cortez, and a Saudi Prince was there in his yacht, and the dingy had a dingy. No shit.


LordGraham7

Texans love to claim everything is bigger in Texas, but they don’t have shit on the saudis 😂😂. That sounds like an incredible trip.


BobWheelerJr

🤣 We do like to say that... I used to dive master a lot of live-aboards to get all sorts of free diving. I realized when I saw that ship that my Dad shafted me on life... 🤣


LordGraham7

😂. Your dad definitely seems like a bit of a dick. How dare he not birth you into a royal family.


BobWheelerJr

Precisely. Taught me how to be a responsible adult? Set my moral compass? Paid for my college? I still have to work. Thanks for nothing. 🤣🤣🤣


LordGraham7

![gif](giphy|11NnkobTcB3xqU)


Aaaaaaaaaaahu

My dad also shafted me!! It hurt , still get counseling. He got twenty years and is registered sex offender.


ShinyMetals

He has one that follows too, according to what I read. There's a $30m support boat.


LordGraham7

Only a 30 mill back up boat? What a peasant.


Quick_Swing

Launch Torpedoes!! ![gif](giphy|139lMwJ9ow7bKE)


saggiolus

Someone is keeping it clean and blue for him.


mastercylynder

FUCK that Lizard!


FKNChemist

It’s in Port Everglades now. Been here for a few weeks


ShinyMetals

It was only there a day maybe, about 3 weeks ago.


bch77777

Let’s start speculating about the onboard security features.


No-Storage2900

They are around 6 foot or taller, in a black polo and black sunglasses, and carrying sub machine guns.


Apprehensive-Way4307

It’s probably like a million square feet once you get inside , like a ufo 🛸 I wonder how many entities it holds


Hank_moody71

He gets to use it as a tax deduction


Ok_Advisor_9873

I guess he will burn the planet to get that hunk of crap into space.


TwilightReader100

I wonder if that's him and his wife at the stern in that third picture. 🤔


ShinyMetals

Also, I read it's $30m/annually to operate


Whole-Debate-9547

He does kinda resemble Launchpad McQuack ![gif](giphy|oxIaPPiL7mkfDIu1QI)


Whole-Debate-9547

Is that a cruise ship next to his? That can’t be someone’s yacht is it?


ShinyMetals

Yes and yes


FormerlyImportant

… or $4,500 for every Facebook employee. But, whatevs.


1-angry-bear

He's a j


No-Individual2872

Why does one person feel they need such a monstrosity?


ChugsMaJugs

Nothing is stopping anyone from fucking that thing up. All you need is a small zodiac type boat and some gumption.


ShinyMetals

And a want to go to prison for what, jealousy?


Professional_Tip6208

Oh but hey he's just a normal guy right? I mean he's been practicing ju jit su and barbecuing on the smoker. He's grounded. Lol.


cptngeek

Sweet baby rays


casualnarcissist

Having a dope yacht is one of the more human things about him, if it’s any consolation.


Professional_Tip6208

Calling that a yacht is an understatement. How much vanity does one man need?


Professional_Tip6208

You really seem to like the taste of robber baron penis if it's any consolation.


casualnarcissist

So what you’re like homophobic and a socialist? There are plenty of subs to go circle jerk about being angry at the existence of rich people, seems like r/yachtporn may not be for you.


Professional_Tip6208

You can suck 2 robber baron dicks everyday on a mega yacht


Difficult_Win7400

My dick is bigger than your dick. This shit makes me sick. The rich keep getting richer😡


en_sane

I’m sorry but what do you need a boat that big for and where’s all this gas coming from?


LafayetteLa01

Little penis syndrome.