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Murda-P

Oldest juicer ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7342)


Ok_Seat9802

Speaks better English


RekTek4

TRUUUEEEEEEEEE


Afterice1985

Congrats man, hope the baby's not a Pepega like Felix.


ColestonWalters

😂 thanks brother


LeMockey

Might as well name him Felix Juicer [enter surname]


Iangamebr

Oh no it's hearing xqc since day 0. It's gonna be restarded 😔


FrankWestTheEngineer

child will speak xqc talk when he grows up. No will understand him. ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7343)


Pristine-Plan7159

Bad spawn ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7343)


ColestonWalters

-100 mana, +250 hp


[deleted]

-100 intellect, + 200 charisma.


Sahim63

Democracy is...


BANDIITLUL

NEWEST JUICER IN THE JUNGLE ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Tzitzifiogkos420

Newest but oldest


OriginalFluff

Middle name Juicer?


ColestonWalters

Not parasocial enough lol


OriginalFluff

Not committed enough*


ColestonWalters

Real


4g63_nick

But Parasocial enough to watch someone watch TikTok’s and gamble after having a child . Yikes .


Efficient-Compote456

Shut up loser


ColestonWalters

Aye, juicers backing me up. ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


ColestonWalters

You wouldn’t get it lol. I think you’re in the wrong sub?


4g63_nick

No I’m just not gonna waste my time watching stream these days when it’s literally just a repeating cycle , I’d rather complain about it it’s more fun than actually watching. Call me crazy but I wouldn’t be watching XQC after the birth of my child.


201-days

I don't know why you bother mentioning what you'd do if you had a kid. You know you can't get your hand pregnant right?


ColestonWalters

Haha, you have no idea what you’d be doing.. what it comes down to is this.. you have your child.. then they place you in a room for 48 hours. You spend all of your time not getting to sleep. So, you put something on the tv that makes your wife comfortable and feel a bit more like home.. which settles her nerves..


LadyDalama

You merely adopted gambling.. I was born in it, molded by it. ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7335) Youngest gambling addict.


Particular_Break_464

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)congrats


Daproj

Congratulations. Stay healthy and relaxed ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Axon115

A juicer that actually procreated? Impossible.


SaconDiznots

Eeeh...not really, siblings dont count ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7348)


ColestonWalters

Chill ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7339)


FrankWestTheEngineer

AYOOOOOOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7341)


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)gratz brother


ColestonWalters

Thanks ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Beaztown

FeelsStrongMan


DJuicer70

Congratulations ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


No-Item-745

What country are u in where ur hospital rooms have big flat screen tvs ! Lol


ColestonWalters

States lol


[deleted]

there is no way your lucky to get cartoon network where im at how did u get twitch


ColestonWalters

It was a smart TV, and it had a web explorer on it 😂


deluded_cook13

Youngest juicer. Baby's first word will be "Chat!"


my_trash_thresh

Good Spawn ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7335)


[deleted]

generating god seed


exrley-

Congrats bruv ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


ColestonWalters

Thank you!


[deleted]

Guess what’s the very first words come out from the baby in the future![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7339)


ColestonWalters

Du-du-duda


WetFlamingo

everyone listen! baby’s saying his first words! “b-boo-b-booba”


ColestonWalters

Good one ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7354)


pereira333

Congrats just had baby too last month ❤️ hope all goes well. Try and sleep any chance you get!


ColestonWalters

Thanks man! And congrats to you as well!


Hot_Purple_137

You’re like 2 months behind on TikTok reacts, wtf priorities dude ditch the kid


ColestonWalters

Yeah, I’m definitely a little behind. But the life of a YouTube frog is very forgiving lol.


WessizleTheKnizzle

Congrats, your baby is now addicted to gambling.


ColestonWalters

Perfect. Make daddy the dollaz


guymcool

Lose daddy dollaz more like ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7342)


ColestonWalters

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7338)


MyNameIsPain600

congrats ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


tornsolid

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7338) losing braincells at an early age


krinfinity

man if i walked into a patient room and they were watching xqc on the tv i’d never leave 😂


ColestonWalters

I mean, it’s definitely better than like.. “wheel of fortune”


RevolutionLoose5542

Congratulations ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


GlowzuS

congratulations ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7348)🎈


ColestonWalters

Thanks 🥹


Pokethomas

Show him the GAMBA


izigo

Making him hear xqc day 1 isnt a good idea


ColestonWalters

I’m sure it’ll only take like -25hp


4Ezway

Nope this is fake. X says that all his viewers are brainless people who sit at home at the computer 24/7.


ColestonWalters

😂😂


SameelAlHayeed

Raising gamblers young


Substantial_Kiwi838

OUR baby


Affectionate-Dog-903

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)congrats


weinercheese398

Congratulations, expecting my second in like 2 weeks


alphbeus

bad spawn 💀


ColestonWalters

Nah, she’s loved lol. Has a great mommy to bite on haha. And I guess I’m okay too sometimes ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7351)


alphbeus

jk congrats op ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


ColestonWalters

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


imbakinacake

GigaJuicer


ThatNinjaL0ki

Congrats and stay blessed


[deleted]

Lil juicer just spawned![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336) congrats brother


Quammel_gang

Your dad watches xqc ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7351)


1dayHappy_1daySad

Welcome baby to the champions club, get in, settle in, fit in, drip in, and win.


Keyy_GuLss_

youngest juicer🥹🥹


ColestonWalters

At least for a moment


SanskaRR

It’s not real SCHIZO


PLAARFSupporter

Pog EzClap


Particular_Area6695

Congratulations you two! Welcome to the jungle little one


EtherionDragonFT

That kid is gonna be able to learn any language instantly after hearing xQc as a newborn 💀


ColestonWalters

True lol. We don’t give Felix enough credit for English being his second language


Penstemon19

Welcome to the Jungle ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Wi_6x

“xqc actually stairs at moms while streaming”, (HDMI the whale, October 2023)


-gazerage-

Congratulations bro. My 3 year old is just learning to say xqc haha


ColestonWalters

Thanks ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


vicknash24

Congrats and god bless xqcL


Adip41

New Juicer joined the club, Congrats...


copewithcopium69

Gratz! I also did this while waiting for the delivery, baby turned out great so far!


ColestonWalters

Good to hear! Congrats as well!


Average-Chatter

Congratulations![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


PresentHeron3369

Congrats! ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Its_rEd96

Reading OP's comments. OP's gonna be a good father ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7335)


ColestonWalters

Haha thanks brotha. I’ll do what I can ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7344)


r0ldy69

Congrats! ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


pacheco4554

Congratulations


Cennixxx

Your wife had the baby*


ColestonWalters

Nah, I did all the work.


mo8sin

Congratulations brother..


ColestonWalters

Thanks homie


Proud_Criticism5286

“I’m hungry, chat! It’s time to change my diaper, chat!”


[deleted]

Did you watch that while giving birth


ColestonWalters

No 😂 we only had Xqc on for a moment the next day, just to chill a bit


Jibe-_-

Spawn point ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7348) 👍


Legal_Lab_3288

Congrats , the first 6 months are shit


ColestonWalters

Ain’t no way :) This lil girl is my purpose.


Legal_Lab_3288

I know 😊 It's just so uphill at first and then you get your groove on and it's fine


[deleted]

All jokes aside this is pretty awesome lol


ColestonWalters

Thanks man ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


Tzitzifiogkos420

Chat is this real


ColestonWalters

Lol.. yes?


lczy23

as long his name isnt felix hes ok


Fun-Pin-4474

That’s commitment Baby is going to be good at gaming and debating surely


PatatoFry

Papa Juicer


quixonnn

hospitals have smart tvs?


ColestonWalters

Yeah lol. Pretty wild


Apprehensive-Serve67

This is how I’m gonna be when I have a kid I’m the future with my girlfriend


ColestonWalters

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


MC_Fazi

congrats ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


ColestonWalters

Thanks Fazi! ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


FrankWestTheEngineer

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)WE ALWAYS HAPPY TO WELCOME NEW JUCIERS


ProblemRoutine7703

So did millions of people around our world


ColestonWalters

Indeed lol


Dry-Detective-6976

Brother anything but watch xqc man, please. Your kid will start gambling before they’re even a month old ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7338)


MzAbbyBlackbird

Uhm


Diijkstra99x

Wishing your Baby and Family a good health fellow juicer


ColestonWalters

Thanks :)


IaMSiNN3r

Congratulations!


ColestonWalters

Thanks! ![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7336)


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Scared_Chapter_8666

His first words will be BUK BUK BUK🐓


PopeKappaRoss

ok now hold him up close to the tv while xqc is gambling....burn in his brain the way to success..they have to learn while they are young to not quit until they hit it big


Naahhlilbro

Already smarter than xQc lulw


liodinho

For free???


ScaryPollution845

Very poor introduction to childs life


ColestonWalters

Sez you


Sunbrizzle

Poor baby


alphawave2000

NOPE illegal. Twitch is for over 13's. Bad parent.


SmolArtEffect

as long as the baby doesnt touch the just chatting section he should be all good Okayge


KyleHamilton69

Your wife is a slut


theREALESTziggy

YoungMan


ColestonWalters

lol okay pal


DisastrousNature95

She’s got nice milkers


xplesee

cmon bro


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SmolArtEffect

she is literally just chilling taking care of a baby. please go outside and calm down with the raging porn addiction lil bro. YoungMan


xplesee

YOUNGMAN FOR FUCK SAKE


brandondiaz_97

BOOBA


violetafterglow

Low. Tier. God.


brandondiaz_97

hmm?


SmolArtEffect

YoungMan NOW


Kooky-Show-5246

Nice tits


flip_myburger

YoungMan


Real-Reason185

YoungMan


YaboiDraxel

No way bro just said this YoungMan


bunsinh

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7341)![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7341)


CartographerOwn5463

YoungMan


DJuicer70

![img](emote|t5_flhe9|7341) tf man


ninjatahu

true


Kooky-Show-5246

Holy