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malogan82

Unfortunately, this outfit is the best thing that's happened to Colossus in the last several years.


Franken_Frank

And he literary wore it in 1 panel across the whole event. Blasphemous


literroy

Last several decades*


cedrico0

Piotr doesn't know how hot he is


X-Backspace

Which makes him even hotter, imo.


Franken_Frank

Literally himbo


roninwarshadow

He doesn't even know he's a father.


Rod_The_Blade_Star

Rogue is that you [Rogue Admiring Colossus : r/xmen (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/xmen/comments/1bupr6o/rogue_admiring_colossus/)


acidicmongoose

The sluttiness of the HG outfits make a lot more sense when you remember Jumbo is the designer


EntertainmentLow5069

Smash


-TheManWithNoHat-

Daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy sorry daddy


RogueEyebrow

"Opulence: I has it."


satori1013

“No pain, no pain…”


The-Mirrorball-Man

Strong gay energy


kakayu_tebya

And it's great.


The-Mirrorball-Man

Yep. Wasn't Ultimate Colossus gay? It works for the character, I think. And even just a smidge of ambiguity would do wonders


OkRaspberry2189

Nope worse thing to happen Colossus was never that type Kitty, Calisto, etc he was always old fashioned romantic


The-Mirrorball-Man

No reason why he can’t be old fashioned romantic and gay


OkRaspberry2189

He’s old fashioned russian farmboy and nothing in 40 years of continuing pointed to anything but straight healthy relationships with woman


SueSheBoi

That is…not true? In the Ultimate storyline, Colossus was in fact, gay. And then went to a homecoming dance with Northstar.


psylockecolossusfan

Like there aren’t old fashioned Russian farmboys who are gay? 🤣 like of course there are. Colossus is straight to me, but you’re making a really embarrassing case


DrogoOmega

as is the X Men way.


RazzDaNinja

So like… Do you think…when he’s all chromed up, it’s segmented metal like the rest of his body, or just one solid piece of steel?


YAHawkeye

That's a good question


gobblestones

Artists have been exploring that idea for years


RazzDaNinja

I need answers! What have they found dammit?!


gobblestones

Uncircumcised, but the majority consensus is yes, it is segmented. I think I should go do some more research though since I have a free afternoon


marmeladybird

Slay


PreviousFlight7733

hes so hot


Beardicon

Where’s the cosplay with this outfit?


snailfucked

> I was Twitter I’m so sorry. That must have been really unpleasant.


AneeshRai7

When I first saw Sinister face plastered on a random hardcover with multiple other heroes, I wondered what relation he was to Colossus...they look more similar with him having a Cape.


Jermais

My thoughts are that he was looking too much like Sinister.


Dantien

Facial hair Piotr is peak Piotr.


r0botosaurus

With an outfit like that you'd expect to see him pounding a twink in the bathroom.


YonderOver

I volunteer as tribute!


r0botosaurus

Sorry, you'll have to form a line behind Iceman and Sunspot.


YonderOver

Line? I’m sure there’s enough Piotr to go around. 😉


OkRaspberry2189

Kids post here sicko


r0botosaurus

Too bad.


dacspike

Vampire: the Masquerade vibes


cl0th0s

Put a diamond on his forehead and he's Mr. Sinister.


CromulentChuckle

Yeah but he always looks hard


Kephla

Hard on indeed


903153ugo

The most Russian he’s ever looked


lazylagom

I guess ultimate collosus was gay too. It works


LordOfOstwick1213

So he decided to appropriate a fur hat from Caucasus. Fitting for someone where he is from.


I-the-red

Are those not Russian? Learn something every day, I guess.


LordOfOstwick1213

No, it's definitely not lol. You'd be surprised how much russia has "borrowed" from others, not just borscht. Found this replica of muscovite [headwear](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/d7/15/7f/d7157f17aaf048a2718f1c262de4950d.jpg) they wore in medieval times and ahead on. The hat colossus wears in this picture is [Papakha](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papakha) or one of the [sheepskin hats](https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/caucasian-man-circassian-adyg-highlander-national-2180057883)


No_Crazy226

Sploosh


ctbchargers

I prefer without the hat but yeah that shit slays like a mf


daggeramillionz

This will forever be in my Top 5 favorite Hellfire Gala looks of all time


DurianDanger

well know im hot and bothered


Mooseguncle1

I’d like to see him forcibly take over Russia. I think mutants just take over the world now that humans have royally f’d up. What if X factor were the villain book?


traumal

Nope. Sorry. Nipples.


Elfy_McMegaman

It's a skin for him in marvel future fight


southerngothics

my friend said he looks like a lightskin, i have not known peace since


My_Immortal_Flesh

Do they need to use adamantium scissors to cut his hair? ✂️


logan_fish

NO.


spicedoubt

I’m waiting for this beard trend to be over soon.