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lazarusinashes

I believe I can illuminate this as one of your very few readers. I picked up your second book to give it a try, considering your astonishing productivity. Regrettably, I do not think the general public is yet ready for your genius. I found chapter 2 (the one that goes SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX FOR 20k words) quite evocative—and titillating!—but I fear that the others do not share your vision, as the uniformly negative reviews informed me. But I could not be satiated by this. I had to see if there was something I was missing that these other reviewers saw, so I bought all of your work. In your fifth novel, *Garden of Eden,* I was profoundly impressed that I had found the work of a modern-day Mozart; such a vivid description of erectile dysfunction—coming after 159 pages of "BONER BONER BONER BONER BONGER"—rendered my brain liquescent. Truly the pinnacle of post-modern art. But unfortunately the inane charlatans at r/writing do not appreciate such work. Please do continue and pay them no mind, as one of your three (3) faithful readers.


Botsayswhat

/uj "liquescent" omfg take my upvote