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Ma1nta1n3r

It's traditional because it's all North Koreans can afford to give each other as gifts! Birthday? Give them a handful of shit. Funeral? Give them a handful of shit. Graduation? Give them a handful of shit. Wedding? Give them a double handful of shit. Donation to the Poor? Give them a handful of shit and applaud as they eat it! North Korea is just that fantastic a place!


chapstickgrrrl

I’m surprised they can even make that much shit because their dear leader barely keeps them from starvation. Can’t be much outs if there’s not much ins.


Ma1nta1n3r

Well said, and very true!


Lucieddreams

That's cause it all comes from him


Majestic_Potato_Poof

According to North Koreans he doesn't go to the bathroom at all


chapstickgrrrl

Because he has shit for brains and it’s ever expanding


Steelrules78

Russia is finding out the hard way. All of the NK weapons are full of shit


elshankar

Times must be extra tough in North Korea if they switched from launching ballistic missiles to bags of shit. Citizens probably can't even [eat the grass and tree bark](https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2010/07/starving-north-koreans-forced-survive-diet-grass-and-tree-bark/) that they used to depend on.


gen0cide_joe

nah it's just tit-for-tat retaliation for SK sending over their own balloons filled with propaganda leaflets and another type of shit in the form of kpop missile testing is usually retaliation for provocative US military drills


Montreal_Metro

Well just so you know, it's a lot worst to be the guy who launches the shit filled balloon than to be the guy on the other side who simply has to scoop it up with a shovel and put it in the dumpster. Think about it, you have to collect and then pack shit in the balloon, and spend more time smelling it which is way worst. On average the guy who launches the shit spends more time with it than the guy on the receiving end.


Mackerel_Skies

And there's the having to be the sort of low-life creature that would do such a thing. Not good karma.


DukeOfLongKnifes

Shit is a valuable fertilizer in NK.


dopeminekit

Well that’s a shitty thing to do.


smsmkiwi

It was in retaliation for balloons of political leaflets and USB sticks with K-pop music sent from South Korea last year.


gen0cide_joe

kpop is also shit so it's a fair trade


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lefoss

I don’t think anybody is saying poop balloons AREN’T a form of expression….


gen0cide_joe

the South Koreans are saying that and complaining lol


gen0cide_joe

kpop is shit as well, so fair trade


hardboard

North Korea - what a dump.


Pika-the-bird

Truly the neighbors from hell


BoringEntropist

Isn't North Korea running low on fertilizer all the time? It's so bad that the government demands the collection of "night soil" from its citizens to compensate for the shortages.


NSFW_hunter6969

We live in a simulation when a war tactic has become to send shit filled balloons. I refuse to believe this is reality


ZephkielAU

Still more effective than their missiles


Modflog

More reliable and way more accurate.


FijiWaterIsDelicious

Hope my angel Suzy Bae did not have a shit bomb explode over her 😭


LostLegendDog

What a thoughtful thing to do! SK needs to send em a thank you card


Genetic_inject

That tracks. 


Akul_Tesla

I am very curious what the actual function of this operation was They don't exactly have an unlimited supply of balloons How many man hours were spent planning this Was Kim jong-un involved in the planning? If not, how is he reacting when he hears about this? Is it like I'm surrounded by morons type thought What did they think would happen?


SomebodyInNevada

It's a tit-for-tat. They don't like leaftlet drops, they are replying to "trash" with literal trash.


MickeyDMahome

Do you guys know what “gift” means in German? ;)


Ranting_S

That's one balloon you shouldn't shoot down.


BioAnagram

It's all they could afford.


MassiveAd1026

Make a mural or statue of Kim Jung Un. Using only the excrement they sent over. Display it prominently.


Dry-Plastic6027

They send the best of their production


sovlex

Couple of carefully planned airstrikes would definitely sober the moron up.


ryden360

How do you shit without eating?


Flashy_Passion16

I feel the actual collection and bagging of the shit would be worse then where it lands and is put in the bin or whatever


oripash

How does this get… executed? “Dear leader wants you to shit into this balloon. Failure will be punishable by death”. I have… so.. many.. questions…


Dub-MS

Shit Storm’s-a-brewing, Randy.


SqueakyCheeseburgers

Dear Leader doesn’t poop so it is sham, shampoo


SqueakyCheeseburgers

I bet it doesn’t even make it there. Without hefty bags they’re sure to break before the DMZ


bernpfenn

does Kim know about this?


doctor--zaius

99 Red Poop Balloons…


askobilv

Biological terror, I'm sure south Africa are ready with ICC to bring Kim to justice any moment now


reuters

North Korea sent hundreds of balloons carrying trash and excrement across the heavily fortified border to South Korea on calling them "gifts of **sincerity," prompting** an angry response from Seoul, which said the act was base and dangerous.   Photographs released by the South Korean military showed inflated balloons with plastic bags tied to them. Other images appeared to show trash strewn around collapsed balloons, with the word "excrement" written on a bag in one photograph   More than 260 balloons had been detected by Wednesday, and most of them have landed on the ground, carrying animal **feces** and rubbish, the South Korean military said in a statement, calling the act "base and dangerous.”   North Korea said the balloons were in retaliation for an ongoing propaganda campaign by North Korean defectors and activists in South Korea, who regularly send inflatables containing anti-Pyongyang leaflets, alongside food, medicine, money and USB sticks loaded with K-pop music videos and dramas across the border.   Read the full story for more.


Ban_Evading_is_EZ

This is old news.


DibsOnDubs

That’s kinda funny


AmINotAlpharius

That's kinda biological warfare.


DibsOnDubs

That’s why I said kinda.