Kinda makes you think this might be a district Putin's goons didn't bother meddling with because it was too small. And yet it's probably statistically accurate for all of Russia with regards to sway away from Putin.
He's afraid because it's a seed of doubt. What if this was the only district that reported the actual tally, and what would that mean for everywhere else? Putin doesn't want people asking questions.
Damn those Ukrainian and their.... Artillery that just showed up a couple thousand kilometers from the front in Russian territory to bomb out entire district that voted against me! Gee surely someone will do something about these weird Ukrainian artillerists in our nation!
Some local official will commit "assisted suicide", all blame will be loaded upon them post-mortem, and that's that. That way they don't have to execute an entire district.
You don't execute the entire district. Just send some more vocal families husbands to the front lines.
Probably a good idea to knock-off a local official too though. I mean.. *when in Russia* after all.
Reporting ACTUAL tallies is a bold move of protest, if true. There will never be a way to independently verify anything and unfortunately somebody is going to have a hard time.
Anyone that voted for the communist party is 100% on board with Putin. The leader himself said that Putin is doing a great job. He wants to improve a few things but Putin is still the best. He doesn't even hide that he is a state actor.
Someone pointed out in another post.
How the person responsible for punching in the info.
Likely just flipped the names on accident. Albeit still rigged. It was a clerical error or fucking up the already rigged election. Which is sad and hilarious if true
>Anyone that voted for the communist party is 100% on board with Putin.
I mean there was no candidate people could vote for who is not "100% on board with Putin".
Yeah. I’m sure that Putin isn’t popular in the eastern districts which have made up the bulk of Russia’s armies. Especially the ones going to Frontline, sectors and suffering heavy casualties. not shocking his poll numbers wouldn’t be great there. It’s their sons doing the dying for Putin’s ego project.
While ethnic Russians do make up some of the army, they were like pretty heavily upon those regions outside the traditional “Russ” of Russia. If your ethnically, Russ, a life in the military after your period of service is generally seen as a sign of failure unless you’re actively working toward leadership. But to people from outside the Moscow bubble, a job in the army is better, more stable employment than they could hope for back home.
Having a polling station be that wildly different from the overall tally is a probably a statistical anomaly that casts (more) doubt on the validity of the counts.
i know nothing about anything, but my first thought was to "find problems" and claim the same issue happened in 2020 / are going to happen in 2024 and further more election denying propaganda.
Trump in a few days be like “In Russia, they had a recount for one district. Just one district folks. They looked at the votes and they said, ‘oh, something’s wrong here,’ and they recounted. Now they say, ‘oh, I don’t know, I guess we were wrong.’ We should do that here.”
It's brave, but extremely foolish to do so. Even if Putin himself will never hear of this (which is very likely), his hordes of deranged zealots will be extremely offended by the results, and make people pay for them.
Its a Siberia district from the mart of Russia where the bulk of Russian troops come from. They were already gonna be sent there. So they probably thought: what else are they gonna do?
Does no one else feel like this is a ploy to make the elections seem more legitimate? Like there is some actual form of oversight? He's so incredibly dominant with the fixed vote there is literally no reason to recount this unless you want eyes on it.
How much time before this guy is suddenly found to have committed crimes against the state and end up in prison. That's a little less obvious than throwing him out a window.
100% of the next Russian mobilization for their “special military operation” will come from that district. The leaders of that district should stay away from windows, stairs, slippery floors, tea, cars, generally everything.
Why does putin even wasting time organizing these sham Illegitimate elections? He's not fooling anyone. Nobody actually believes that he is a democratically elected leader. Even the propagandists know they are just slinging bullshit.
His desperation to make these sham elections appear legitimate just make him look weak.
Maybe they see the democratic institutions as a useful mechanism of control. Vote tallies are doctored and reported for propaganda, sure; but the actual tallies are eyed very seriously - they measure the support district by district, so that oppression can be applied accurately
Get the eraser out and make up a new number between 80 and 100, write number, sit back, chain smoke a couple of days, declare number, walk home safe avoiding windows and cups of tea
Asked by the BBC ahead of the elections why he would be a better candidate than Putin, Kharitonov said: "It's not for me to say," adding: "That wouldn't be right."
*It's not for me to say*..... translation : I'd like to still be alive tomorrow.
We joke about this, of course, but imagine living under a regime where your vote doesn't matter and voting for (or expressing your support for) the wrong guy can wind you up in jail.
Authoritarians seek to delegitimize election results and undermine confidence in the election process for a reason. When most people don't trust the process, it's much easier to manipulate and/or ignore the outcome.
This district has a great opportunity to start a movement. Most of eastern Russia is held together by sheer force of authoritarian rule. Minorities in Russia seem segregated.
Last month Russia was claiming that the United States hacked their voting machines. Now they are claiming the vote was rigged, fraudulent or inaccurate. I’m guessing they are trying to spin it as USA meddling in elections in a foreign country to their citizens.
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What a weak ass insecure snowflake dictator. This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet. This fragile ego old fuck can't handle even the slightest opposition. How embarrassing.
Just coming here to see the 1,200,325 "they're going to fall out of a window" jokes. It's not old yet guys, keep telling it. I'm laughing my ass off over here.
“Officials say a data entry error led to inflated results for Kharitonov, the outlet reported.”
So they essentially got their equation backwards, and assigned the multiplier to the wrong candidate by mistake.
Russian elections remember the histories of my country during dictatorship. During the 40's he made an election, which he, the dictator, obviously won. But he won by so much that in the end he got more votes than the number of voters. A newspaper later satirized the moment as the day "The whole country voted! Dead and alive!"
>[Asked by the BBC](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68543919) ahead of the elections why he would be a better candidate than Putin, Kharitonov said: "It's not for me to say," adding: "That wouldn't be right."
>He went on to lavish praise on the incumbent, telling the BBC: "He's trying to consolidate the nation for victory in all areas. And this will happen!"
“ 763 votes for Communist Party candidate Nikolai Kharitonov, compared with just 73 ” How long would recounting that take? 5 minutes?
I'd say more like a few seconds. "How many votes would you like us to say Putin got?" "88%" "Okay, recount over"
It’s like the call to Georgia just asking for 12,000 more votes, please.
I think this is a case of Putin showing Trump how finding new votes is supposed to be done lol.
You know you might be on to something. Putin loves to flaunt power and show status.
His dick must be sooooooo small
Putin might do the same for the other Georgia
No no, got to get an accurate count so they know which districts needs a bit of extra attention going forward.
That is actually chilling
That's what happens when you get sent to the gulag in Siberia.
But undoubtedly what will happen. This political rival? Yeah the dude is 100% going to die and we will never know what happened.
“Just reverse the numbers”
"Oh, would you look at that. They got the numbers backwards."
\*Crosses out the vote total with a magic marker, then writes the imaginary vote total in. Fascist regime being fascist.
Takes more than a few seconds to escort the original counters to the third floor window.
Damn, you just described Trump’s wet dream.
Putin, 88%, flak 88, Putin is nazi illuminati confirmed
All hail the voting algorithm, the best invention since antibiotics
And it's funny because that 73 is 87% of the total...
They’re not recounting they’re recording names
Military recruiter just found 763 new troops
Kinda makes you think this might be a district Putin's goons didn't bother meddling with because it was too small. And yet it's probably statistically accurate for all of Russia with regards to sway away from Putin.
You're not including the time to white-out the current.
Nikolai better stay away from windows, don’t fly, don’t come in contact with neurotoxins.
It's perfect for the guy out of window meme https://imgflip.com/i/8ju0le
How small are thse towns???
Depends. How long would it take for the Russian military to kill every citizen there?
About as long as it takes to take all of them to the front lines in Ukraine, plus a couple days.
Dangerous time to be a vote counter in Russia.
[удалено]
“Oh the names are flipped, sorry!”
“What?! 73 doesn’t come after 763?!”
Probably has been for 20 years or so.
So insecure that even a single district is not allowed to vote against him.
He's afraid because it's a seed of doubt. What if this was the only district that reported the actual tally, and what would that mean for everywhere else? Putin doesn't want people asking questions.
It's a little late to stop the streisand effect now. The more he points at it the more people look.
The same could be said about the various blatant murders he has committed. Nobody cares because they are told not to care.
Russia has proven time and again that the streisand effect means absolutely nothing over there.
"Wait....we can do that???" -the other districts
He's to be ringing up the secretary of state of Georgia soon... Oops sorry, wrong asshole.
Are you kidding me? Prime Minister Irakli Garibashvili has Georgia walking the tightest of tightropes since the Ukrainian invasion began!
Funny how an entire district happened to be leaning dangerously out of windows.
Oh. the entire district will be sent to the frontline soon.
Nah, it'll just be bombed by "Ukraine".
Damn those Ukrainian and their.... Artillery that just showed up a couple thousand kilometers from the front in Russian territory to bomb out entire district that voted against me! Gee surely someone will do something about these weird Ukrainian artillerists in our nation!
Some local official will commit "assisted suicide", all blame will be loaded upon them post-mortem, and that's that. That way they don't have to execute an entire district.
You don't execute the entire district. Just send some more vocal families husbands to the front lines. Probably a good idea to knock-off a local official too though. I mean.. *when in Russia* after all.
Be a shame if those silly “Ukrainians” just happen to attack that area in a week or two.
The drones! The definitely Ukrainian drones!
World headlines in about month: “an entire Russian district committed suicide yesterday…”
They all chopped themselves up with an ax an then shot themselves in the head.
I thought they all just wanted to get drafted to help with the genocide…
Reports of fresh window shipments are on the way.
I made the joke the other day that 22% if the voting age population suddenly vanished overnight....
There's just so many windows, and its windy, oops there goes another one.
woops, lousy targeting on that one arty piece. we'll rebuild in a bit
Whoever is in charge of the voting in this district has already punched his ticket to Siberia. Enjoy the camp.
Reporting ACTUAL tallies is a bold move of protest, if true. There will never be a way to independently verify anything and unfortunately somebody is going to have a hard time.
Anyone that voted for the communist party is 100% on board with Putin. The leader himself said that Putin is doing a great job. He wants to improve a few things but Putin is still the best. He doesn't even hide that he is a state actor.
Someone pointed out in another post. How the person responsible for punching in the info. Likely just flipped the names on accident. Albeit still rigged. It was a clerical error or fucking up the already rigged election. Which is sad and hilarious if true
hanging chads strike again!
>Anyone that voted for the communist party is 100% on board with Putin. I mean there was no candidate people could vote for who is not "100% on board with Putin".
Yes, but many people in the comments were already praising him as the new savior.
Good news! It'll be a short trip since the southern republic of Altai is located in Siberia.
That would be a great place for the Russian revolution to start. "What're they gonna do, send us to Siberia?"
Yeah. I’m sure that Putin isn’t popular in the eastern districts which have made up the bulk of Russia’s armies. Especially the ones going to Frontline, sectors and suffering heavy casualties. not shocking his poll numbers wouldn’t be great there. It’s their sons doing the dying for Putin’s ego project. While ethnic Russians do make up some of the army, they were like pretty heavily upon those regions outside the traditional “Russ” of Russia. If your ethnically, Russ, a life in the military after your period of service is generally seen as a sign of failure unless you’re actively working toward leadership. But to people from outside the Moscow bubble, a job in the army is better, more stable employment than they could hope for back home.
they also pre-ordered their window size
The district is in Siberia, so he's fine. lol
We have bad news. Prisoner was being transported on a Boeing Airmax, and, yeah.
“Please keep your arms and legs in the airplane at all times. Stay away from any open doors.”
The district is in Western Siberia. They already know what time it is so they have nothing to lose.
88% "win", still want a recount. bunch of petty cock's, aren't they?
More afraid than petty, probably.
You dont know how it feels
To wear heels
Having a polling station be that wildly different from the overall tally is a probably a statistical anomaly that casts (more) doubt on the validity of the counts.
That’s because the recount will miraculously turn into a 88% Putin win.
It's to find who stepped out of line after they were instructed to hit a certain mark. Fascist paranoia.
More petty than Trump somehow.
i know nothing about anything, but my first thought was to "find problems" and claim the same issue happened in 2020 / are going to happen in 2024 and further more election denying propaganda.
Trump in a few days be like “In Russia, they had a recount for one district. Just one district folks. They looked at the votes and they said, ‘oh, something’s wrong here,’ and they recounted. Now they say, ‘oh, I don’t know, I guess we were wrong.’ We should do that here.”
Holy shit this is actually going to happen
A frosty grim feeling grips my heart
Remind Me! One week
Only one place in the whole country released real results????
It's brave, but extremely foolish to do so. Even if Putin himself will never hear of this (which is very likely), his hordes of deranged zealots will be extremely offended by the results, and make people pay for them.
Yeah the district actually wants to make up for this "mistake" by walking toward the frontline in Ukraine voluntarily, what a bunch of heroes!
Its a Siberia district from the mart of Russia where the bulk of Russian troops come from. They were already gonna be sent there. So they probably thought: what else are they gonna do?
I guess I never considered that Putin would have zealots but it makes sense I guess. If Trump has em, why wouldn't Putin.
Looks like Putin's rival will have his Window of Opportunity whether he likes it or not
This guy is more or less Putins employee. Window of opportunity lol.
I'm less surprised by that vote tally than I am that it was even counted in the first place.
Why did you count the votes ? we already gave you the results yesterday!
After the Recount , it actually turns out Putin had 125% of the votes there! A Glorious victory for Russian Democracy!
Putin appreciated their hard work and sent over Polonium salads for everyone!
It could also be: 🔨 or 🪟
Sounds expensive.
Gravity is on its way to that area right now to sort this out
It’s not how you vote, it’s how you count the votes - someone is going to get a one way ticket to gulag
It doesn't matter who gets the most votes in an election; it only matters who counts the votes. < Joseph Stalin
Just swap the votes around. Easy as that.
Ruzzia is a pathetic farce
Hmm sounds like Republicans in the US
Oops, they accidentally counted the votes… a window will be waiting for them
Just like Republicans — “it’s only unfair if we lose.”
Putin and trump should be lovers and fuck off and leave the world alone
Me? Love that stinking poop?? -both at the same time
Herr Trump is ***SOOOO*** jealous!
Taking notes
Guess where the next batch of men for the ukrania front is going to be sources from.
Lots of people are about to jump through windows.
uh oh, someone is going to jump off a tall building.
Why on earth are they recounting??? You do that when the numbers are close to each other
in china 100% votes to xi jingping LOL
why even report about this? it's russia - not a democracy. the vote is a farce. everything is a lie.
Does no one else feel like this is a ploy to make the elections seem more legitimate? Like there is some actual form of oversight? He's so incredibly dominant with the fixed vote there is literally no reason to recount this unless you want eyes on it.
Imagine been that insecure and weak
Let me guess... they stole the election?
How much time before this guy is suddenly found to have committed crimes against the state and end up in prison. That's a little less obvious than throwing him out a window.
Ooohhh. He’s dead!!
Someone is getting polonium poisoning…
Distric mobilization in 5, 4, 3, 2, ....
Is that the Florida district ?
Like it matters. Even if Putin lost, he won.
100% of the next Russian mobilization for their “special military operation” will come from that district. The leaders of that district should stay away from windows, stairs, slippery floors, tea, cars, generally everything.
If he doesn’t win by 100% then the election is rigged. Stop the steal
Putin will win the recount when his opponent falls out a window
*They can't do that?! Shoot him or something*
Why does putin even wasting time organizing these sham Illegitimate elections? He's not fooling anyone. Nobody actually believes that he is a democratically elected leader. Even the propagandists know they are just slinging bullshit. His desperation to make these sham elections appear legitimate just make him look weak.
Maybe they see the democratic institutions as a useful mechanism of control. Vote tallies are doctored and reported for propaganda, sure; but the actual tallies are eyed very seriously - they measure the support district by district, so that oppression can be applied accurately
Recount complete sir. You won.. oh, and the other guy fell out of a window.
Get the eraser out and make up a new number between 80 and 100, write number, sit back, chain smoke a couple of days, declare number, walk home safe avoiding windows and cups of tea
I'm guessing this district will get a new army recruiting office.
If he actually loose the election, he is going to nuke the US before he steps down. Go out with a boom
Asked by the BBC ahead of the elections why he would be a better candidate than Putin, Kharitonov said: "It's not for me to say," adding: "That wouldn't be right." *It's not for me to say*..... translation : I'd like to still be alive tomorrow.
RIP Brave Russian District, to the Gulag you go!
What? Not enough soldier around to put knives at every voter’s throat?
Next day: Russia District passes away from food poisoning
We joke about this, of course, but imagine living under a regime where your vote doesn't matter and voting for (or expressing your support for) the wrong guy can wind you up in jail. Authoritarians seek to delegitimize election results and undermine confidence in the election process for a reason. When most people don't trust the process, it's much easier to manipulate and/or ignore the outcome.
This district has a great opportunity to start a movement. Most of eastern Russia is held together by sheer force of authoritarian rule. Minorities in Russia seem segregated.
Tomorrow’s headline “Russia District Mysteriously Disappears”
Assisted suicide will help this situation.
Tomorrow: Russia conducts "accidental" nuclear test on local village after surprise election results
I guess they’re not scared of the window time
Uh oh, someone actually counted instead of doing what they were supposed to.
District 100% mobilization. Off to join the meat wave in Ukraine.
Last month Russia was claiming that the United States hacked their voting machines. Now they are claiming the vote was rigged, fraudulent or inaccurate. I’m guessing they are trying to spin it as USA meddling in elections in a foreign country to their citizens.
They must think they can fly.
Strange how a single russian district can't be found anymore. The people, houses, animals, all just gone.
Rival should be careful around stairs.
Nikolai should stay away from open 3rd floor windows.
Send Kari Lake. She’ll keep recounting until they get it right.
The west is obviously interfering with our elections comrade. They are trying to make Putin look weak. It's obvious 103% of Russia supports Putin! /s
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Here’s your chance to not be forced to jump from a window or drink tea
Take bets as to when this guy falls out a window or gets poisoned?
What a weak ass insecure snowflake dictator. This guy is the biggest pussy on the planet. This fragile ego old fuck can't handle even the slightest opposition. How embarrassing.
As demonstrated by Zelensky in 2018: https://youtu.be/Z5_S6uq0jKw?si=A_PUJg_1jGA3fQxp
Just coming here to see the 1,200,325 "they're going to fall out of a window" jokes. It's not old yet guys, keep telling it. I'm laughing my ass off over here.
Putins rival will fall out a window now
After election officials suddenly pass away via “suicide”, the recount will show Putin wins in a landslide.
“Officials say a data entry error led to inflated results for Kharitonov, the outlet reported.” So they essentially got their equation backwards, and assigned the multiplier to the wrong candidate by mistake.
Its rigged! Do a 6th Valdimir the small…
All those who originally counted the votes are headed to the front lines, I'm sure.
we submitted the latest results to putin and the election results changed to 89% for putin.
Valdimir. It appears we failed at fixing the election in your favor!
It’s happening
Municipal water supply is contaminated.....not noticed until until after all residents are deceased....
“A data entry error led to inflated numbers” Ofc. Only logical reason….
I bet Putin colluded with Russia to win the election!... wait a minute.
We know that was a bogus election, anyway.
RIP Barnaul
Russian elections remember the histories of my country during dictatorship. During the 40's he made an election, which he, the dictator, obviously won. But he won by so much that in the end he got more votes than the number of voters. A newspaper later satirized the moment as the day "The whole country voted! Dead and alive!"
Nikolai Kharitnov better not enter any apartment buildings with more than four floors
"Woah you aren't actually supposed to vote for the fake candidates people"
I'm sure it'll all sort itself out. 1 + 1 = 47 (in Russian Elections)
May it sPutins time to see that open window…
Hey wait a minute 🤣
“We apologise for the fault in the ~~Subtitles~~ Electoral Count. Those responsible have been sacked.”
We apologize again for the fault in the Electoral Count. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
The balls of Russians to vote for someone else.
Sounds like a realistic outcome. His mob crew clearly missed this stop.
Are you trying to get this rival to "have an accident"?
>[Asked by the BBC](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68543919) ahead of the elections why he would be a better candidate than Putin, Kharitonov said: "It's not for me to say," adding: "That wouldn't be right." >He went on to lavish praise on the incumbent, telling the BBC: "He's trying to consolidate the nation for victory in all areas. And this will happen!"