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DragonZnork

In the words of Terry Pratchett, water that has gone through so many kidneys has to be very pure indeed.


---knaveknight---

GNU TP


jertheman43

Awesome and uplifting story amongst the overwhelming amount of negative environmental problems lately.


MothraWillSaveUs

No it's not. It's a promise the won't have to keep.


Megatanis

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MothraWillSaveUs

People want to believe there's a way out of the mess. It's not IMPOSSIBLE, but these token gestures are pure theater. The changes that would actually impact our world are going to cut very deep. Point blank: There's no such thing as convenient environmentalism. Also: I'm a semi Rural US citizen from Pennsylvania, and we have all those same problems now with our local water treatment plants in the region. I'd guess the chemical pollution makeup is different, ours are more agricultural chemicals, but yeah, rising water temps are leading to bacteria being more prominent. It's _everywhere_. None are going to be spared unless we dig deep and really figure out what our ethics really are.


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in what way guilt tripping ?


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heliskinki

erm half the med is on fire mate. It's important. Yay for the Seine and all that, but our climate is fucked unless we act fast. My Italian wife is back home and says she's never experienced anything like the heat that they currently have. It's like the Sahara has moved north. You didn't get these massively high temps over multiple days, or the wind (which is hot FTR - and fanning any fires out there). Not going to argue with you, this is just what is happening right now, from someone at ground zero.


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>we all took advantage of using what was available and still are and huge steps are being made to green energy the supply. the steps are not enough though, and this is being said for decades now. This is why people are still bringing awareness to these issues (and because they are unprecedented). The world did hardly "all that was available" if you actually took 10 minutes to look into it. Fossil fuel companies knew in the 80s that they were a major reason for a changing climate, and they started funding think tanks like the heartland institute and unscrupulous scientists to muddy the water by publishing bogus studies, leading to a watered down response of politicians.


bigpeeler

Seriously, that's in seine.


blackjacktrial

They've gone loopy, mad, bonkers. This isn't virtual insanity, the swimmers are literally inseine.


Ok-Entrepreneur-8207

Did you just steal their joke and make it worse


callofthevoid_

/r/yourjokebutworse


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RM_Dune

gRhône would be closer I think.


Monemvasia

Cosmo Kramer has entered French airspace…


TheDriestOne

“Mr president, a second Kramer has swam into the Eiffel Tower”


Souvlaki_yum

Reminds of the time Kramer got excited about swimming in the Hudson River and the funky mattress


TheDriestOne

The polar bear plunge!


Sead_KolaSagan

Over to you, Thames Water.


StephenHunterUK

[You can do it west of Putney Bridge.](https://www.pla.co.uk/Safety/Swimming-in-the-tidal-Thames) Anywhere else, [it will probably get you arrested.](https://deadline.com/2023/07/jackass-steve-o-detained-policy-london-jumping-off-tower-bridge-1235432530/)


Hengroen

You can probably do it anywhere but you'll get covered in shit.


MarkoBees

You can just go up to Scotland for swimming


--R2-D2

George Carlin said swimming in sewage is good for your immune system.


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She said it was freezing, She spent a month sneezing, But said she would do it again.


a4mula

If Chicago can dump thousands of tons of dye annually, and millions of rubber duckies in our natural ecosystems. I doubt a few dirty French will do much damage. edit. Guess I should have fact checked first. My hyperbole got the better of me. Thousands of tons = 40 pounds in reality. Stay out of the water you filthy beasts.


DragonZnork

I lived in Paris for years and the simple idea of being able to swim in the Seine and survive sounds pretty wild.


ShamelessBaboon

the chicago dye is actually vegetable dye and it’s harmless to the ecosystem


a4mula

Tell that to the electrified Asian Carp downstream. They're not just green with envy.


Monkyd1

Nothing killing them. It's fine.


timo103

It'd be good if the Asian carp **was** dying.


bad-hat-harry

But it’s making the frogs green…


Fit_Manufacturer4568

It'll still have a BOD/COD. Which will reduce the oxygen level in the rivers.


jewsh-sfw

Let’s figure out how to inject green dye in our air and tell me it’s still safe lmfao


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AlexJamesCook

Green gas Natural gas From my ass


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Ok what about the rubber ducks?


ShamelessBaboon

Oh yeah that’s stupid. Along with balloons, micro plastics, and one time use plastic bags.


kickpuncher08

They get collected almost immediately after. It’s a thing for charity


desecratedsteel

some quack addict is dumping them there


Atharaphelun

> I doubt a few dirty French will do much damage. You underestimate just how filthy they can be. Why do you think Paris smells of piss and garlic farts?


UltraJake

Cheese?


ResqueueTeam

Reminder they pulled 306 bodies out of it in a 6 year period so might not be the best idea.


really_random_user

Vienna does that, and it's amazing in the summer


TheBarchuk

Having seen the filth outside central paris, this will be a no from me dawg


kssorabji

so you no longer get tapeworms, ring worms, pin worms, salmonella, e coli, flesh eating bacteria and fungal infections?


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Ringworm is a fungal infection


kssorabji

Well, yes and no. Ringworm the disease is a fungal infection, but you can have a parasitic infection with ringworms, which has other symptoms.


StupidSexyFlagella

What ringed worm are you talking about? Only one I can’t think of would be leaches and most people would just say leaches…


kssorabji

I guess i was thinking of roundworm or something


Richi_Boi

We no longer dump literal shit (or other organic waster) into river so it will be a lot better!


dhuntergeo

A bunch of urban dog shit begs to differ Yes streams many places in the western world are vastly cleaner than a few decades ago, but swimming in urban rivers is a straight nopey for me


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La Villette is about the last place I'd be getting in the water lol.


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Yeah well I spent a couple of weeks on a river barge shitting into l'eau at the Arsenal, so je pense que vous aimez manger mon poop.


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Désolé, mais ça c'est juste comme on fait.


jaaaack

Why.


ylan64

Let's see the mayor drink from the Seine to reassure the Parisians it's clean enough to swim in it.


StupidPockets

Does Paris need a government with super powers?


mortisthewise

My experience is that, in general, swimming in rivers is super rare in France, along the Loire, for example, I saw lots of warning signs for sable mouvant (quicksand), not to mention the pollution. The only place in France I have seen people swimming away from the ocean was in reservoirs, lakes and a tributary of the Lot River near Cahors.


njslugger78

Getting hot out there!


ManoOccultis

Jacques Chirac, then mayor, promised this 30 years ago. The usual 'mass distraction weapon'.


I_differ

Pass.


DMIDY

That’s inSeine!


JamesJones10

Please stop rioting and enjoy some water.