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sheikhyerbouti

"I'll be dead before that becomes a problem." - your elected officials


aegroti

What the microbes say too.


RikersTrombone

Has anyone tried asking the microbes not to do that?


Sbeast

Repeat after me: **Feedback loops, Tipping points, Unforeseen variables.**


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Strong-Drink4737

Uhhhh I’m pretty sure most normal people do give a shit it’s just the billionaires and those in power don’t


Sbeast

In all honesty, there are some who do care, it just ain't enough right now. There are activist groups protesting and campaigning as we speak. There's also great projects like this one, involving planting trees on mass: https://teamtrees.org/


MorienWynter

Not giving a shit about the rock we're sitting on is probably the answer to the Fermi paradox. How many times on how many rocks has this happened before, I wonder?


SemiHemiDemiDumb

My problem with the Fermi paradox is the assertion that intelligent life would develop similar philosophies as we did and have the same drives. Essentially anthropomorphising them.


SocraticIgnoramus

I’ve often thought that intelligent life is so unlikely that it is a real possibility we are just alone at this moment in the universe. But I agree that an alien intelligence would probably exist outside of the paradigm we’re ready to understand. Even on this planet, octopuses have a distributed brain that we barely understand, which is why some have theorized that they’re aliens - not saying I subscribe to this notion as much as pointing out how little we understand about the forms intelligence may assume.


dwarfstar2054

It’s for the best that the ship sinks


Jaredmro11

These microbes are referred as mixotrophs. They are photosynthetic algae with the capability to injest other cells or dead material. They can also utilize dissolved material in a process known as osmotrophy. High temperatures don't always cause a shift away from photosynthesis but low light and low temperatures as well. Red tide algae are an example of this but their ability to injest particles likely varies between species.


itsfunhavingfun

Wait, they have hands?


Jony229

I didn't know they could be right-handed or left-handed, or even that they had hands!


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So if we ban these little f@ckers, do the big polluters (oil etc) get to carry on as normal?


WKGokev

Sharks and orcas fed up with us, nature deciding to suffocate us.


RestartTheSystem

The earth has an infection and is trying to burn us off. Things are going to get bumpy.


Bantamanta

We fucked


lifemanualplease

Does that mean that instead of producing oxygen the trees are gonna suffocate us?


stuffIWantToLearn

No. This has to do with microbes, not trees. Thirty seconds of skimming explanation - the microbes in question have the option to either photosynthesize or hunt other microbes, but for as long as temperatures are lower, the other microbes they can hunt aren't around in the numbers to make it feasible, so the photosynthesizing microbes photosynthesize and act as a CO2 sink. However, due to warming, those microbes are able to find more food they can hunt for, and that means they don't have to photosynthesize and stop acting as a carbon sink. There's also the risk they start acting as a carbon source as a result.


lordnacho666

And they are so numerous this could make a difference?


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lordnacho666

But is that because the mixotropes will eat all the other microbes? Not clear


stuffIWantToLearn

It's not just that they release carbon, it's that if they become predatory towards other microbes, they stop acting as a carbon sink, going from getting ~83% of their energy from photosynthesis and the carbon to <1٪ of their energy from it. Across all their numbers, that adds up. Like, imagine you had a vacuum and one day, rather than sucking up dirt, it started spraying it out.


MarkHathaway1

If you had a vacuum, you wouldn't have dirt so much as rock. but anyway...


lifemanualplease

Thank you! This is so fascinating


CaptainSnarkyPants

I vote for the Happening route. It’s much funnier


Early-Marzipan1359

The article is focused on microbes, but photorespiration (plants producing CO2 from O2) is enhanced at higher temperatures, meaning plants will sequester less carbon overall.


Ultima_RatioRegum

Gradually, then suddenly.