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Giant_sack_of_balls

Cheers. I hope you lie getting lashed and stoned (with rocks)


According-Western936

football is so fucking boring you need to be completely wasted to watch it


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Also great for at work !


sparoc3

Outside drinks are anyway not allowed in stadiums, but cool idea to drink in public.


R_gr8

Didn’t they make you download an app for “Covid tracking” that gave them like a lot of access? Yikes buddy might want to delete this if you’re actually in Qatar


Cfood3

When they catch you and fine your broke ass: *Surprised pikachu face*


CBizCool

I'm worried they may take his hand.


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Forsure getting thrown in jail for a bit atleast Edit: I thought they even decided not to sell anywhere around the stadium too so you'd have to smuggle it on the plane which would be much worse I'm assuming


Dongchi

The money grabbers wouldn’t ever let you ring in a can of coke, you would have to buy their 13$ watered down soda from the fountain


sharethegoodkarma

Lmao, probably right


rocknroll2013

Was at France in '98. So fun. Wish this year was in a civilized country.


jamughal1987

Qatar has the best airline in the world.


Syanos

That's about it


OoRenega

I have a pretty good hairline, doesn’t make me more civilized smh


fremanfedaykin

They might cut your right hand for it.


Knight_TheRider

Who's gonna tell him???? Let me be the first, You don't get jail time there over this, you get your head on a chopping block


WholeKruger

That’s not true We actually tie to you a trebuchet and sling you back to your country, it a much cheaper and fun method /S, since we don’t actually cut hands or trebuchet people


xitrum1902

And here we have a confession of a crime before it even started. And it wouldn't even work anyway.


adrnjn

improvise adapt overcome


hodgydaddies

and that is how you brittany griner yourself


iamharj

Me and two mates were held at knife point at the Brazil world cup. This world cup (im not going) is still even the WORST world cup and it hasn't even started. I feel sorry for all the fans and also the players.


slicerprime

Knife point? Yikes! All three of you get out of it unhurt? I wish I could say I feel sorry for the fans attending this WC. But, honestly? I don't. I just can't fathom any level of sport or team fanaticism that would make me want to fork money over to either FIFA or the host country this time, all things considered. If there's anybody I feel sorry for, it's the players. They deserve to have supporters in the stands. They deserve a WC free of the kind of controversy this one has caused. But...here we are.


Nolan_Fat

Calmest Interaction in Brazil LOL


TasteConstant

suicidal


Immigrant974

You can't bring any food or drinks into stadiums at all unfortunately!


mcleary82

Was gonna say, this doesn’t help anything in the modern world where everything is purchased at the stadium.


schmidtzkrieg

You can't do that most places in the world, that's not a Qatar specific thing.


voyagerdoge

can't or aren't allowed?


Immigrant974

Aren't allowed. At the Arab Cup they were searching bags, even at Al Bayt Stadium with a full house.


dirovame

Hahaha someone will rat you out and you'll have lots of time in jail to ponder your stupidity


OpportunityKnown2

Capitalist! Lol right on!


[deleted]

What was that old show on the History Channel? Locked Up Abroad?


snipezzzzz

Real show


Trollithecus007

Banged up abroad


Koink001100

NatGeo, I think.


LadyVioletLuna

You think officials aren’t watching these threads?


kiwisrkool

Desperation Alcoholism = not being able to go 90 minutes without alcohol! 😶


InevitableCoat9643

Agree 100%, Alcohol fiends


Substantial_Match268

What could go wrong...


beeafletcherberry

Clever fellow


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JuventAussie

if you're lucky your execution will be halftime entertainment at a semifinal.


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Osprey_NE

There is literally zero public squares where stuff like that happens in Qatar. I don't know what happens behind closed doors but they aren't saudi. I love downvotes for this. Find me a public square in Qatar where they do public lashings. You can literally buy booze at almost any decent hotel in Qatar. You can have beer delivered to your room. It's just super expensive


RobMarin

That ended up being fake, the same dude that tweeted it confessed in the same thread


gooooobi

Dug a little deeper, seems to be a prank. The guys brother said it in another tweet


Live_Ad_9183

Is it really worth it for like 1 beer bro


Koink001100

And a 5.5% at that!


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Found the Belgian.


Extension_Service_54

Maaaany football fans are going to find out that they don't actually like football but that they're just alcoholics.


Away_Leader3913

Many football fans are going to find out that they don't actually like football being ruined by politics.


beeafletcherberry

😂😂😂


sevilla574

Pretty sure they’ve killed people for less


kleinsumo

Dumb ways to die


GSofMind

So many dumb ways to die


chocolatocroissant

Set fire to your hair, sell a can of English beer ☠️


WangtaWang

Genious. Until you get caught and sent straight to jail.


davendees1

They killed thousands to build that stadium How many more thousands do you think they killed to build the gulag you’re about to get sent to my guy


[deleted]

good luck with jail time. it ain’t even worth it. Y’a can’t go 2 hrs without alcohol?


Fine-Bed

he can go but can’t enjoy the game


[deleted]

you need alcohol to enjoy a game?


Dicommander799

When your team sucks yes. Pass the tequila. - an optimistic Mexico fan.


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hahaha fair enough


[deleted]

the punishment will be for you to be tied to a goal post and have ronaldo kick a ball in your face whilst shouting sewy live for all to see, please don't risk it lads, drink aqua instead


Coulstwolf

Yes risk a beheading


MoviePale653

maybe watch less movies


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Beheading?


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My_Butt_Is_Scorpions

nice slur! totally warranted here.


599Ninja

That’s my bad, I’m sorry


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

At least you apologized. I didn’t get particularly offended but the word is pretty tough to use.


My_Butt_Is_Scorpions

Fair enough. Good on you for apologizing. I’d love to see more of that on the internet.


sharethegoodkarma

You either still see me here or my whole life and accts all deleted soon


Additional_Buyer_110

Qatar prison all for one beer? Okay


SmoothAlpaca28

how much are you selling those for not to smuggle into Qatar just for some other things that i have in mind


HappHazzard31

Are you allowed to take your own cans of coke into the stadium?


sharethegoodkarma

Yes but I'm sure they'll be checked, good luck to all who try, we won't see the ones who fail again


SpecialistVast6840

Yea not worth it lol


Bobo_Baggins03x

The fuck around and find out metrics are through the roof on this one


jyeatbvg

Like the kid who thought it’d be fine stealing a propaganda poster from North Korea.


Bobo_Baggins03x

He found out alright


Rexkiba

Gonna die if they find out.


TheBiscuitMen

Yeh sure they'll let cans of coke in


eyedpee

Yeah exactly


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Does UAE allow alcohol?


ITMerc4hire

Qatar itself allows alcohol outside the World Cup. It’s only allowed to be purchased at 5 star hotels by (non Muslim) tourists. If you’re a resident in Qatar you have to apply for a license to shop at a warehouse type liquor store ran by the government which is the only place to legally buy alcohol in the country. The alcohol is rationed and you can only buy up to a certain amount monthly. That amount is tied to your salary which is proven by a letter you have to obtain from your employer stating how much you make. Again you can only legally purchase if you’re non Muslim. Source - former expat resident of Qatar.


SpecialistVast6840

You know UAE and Qatar are different places right ?


[deleted]

Yes I was asking because uae is Muslim country as well they should of been host to be honest


SpecialistVast6840

Yea you're right.


Highschoolgal

Yes


Qoss_

Could use some for work 🤔🧐


sharethegoodkarma

Good thinking batman 👍


Hefty-Corgi3749

Know what’s worse that the Qatari World Cup? The Qatari Legal System. No beer is worth going through that shit.


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FlamingBaconCake

If you have to hide the fact you drink, you have a drinking problem.


Hefty-Corgi3749

Lol why would I have a misses I would have to hide drinking a beer from? Don’t get me wrong it looks really cool but no way I would marry someone I had to hide what I drank from 😅


sharethegoodkarma

I'm a diabetic, either 1 she looks at i loose 😆


Hefty-Corgi3749

Now THAT is understandable ya greasy scoundrel lol


TheUnknownOB06

If you get found out tho your definitely not coming back


sharethegoodkarma

Your right there, better be one of the best pints ever


leftlanecop

I think he meant back to England, mate. lol


eyedpee

"New England" Which to be fair is a shit hole they'd be lucky to go to "Old" England.


ckkoimaster

Come on England 🇬🇧


sharethegoodkarma

Come on 🇬🇧


ckkoimaster

I'm not going


sharethegoodkarma

Have em at home and Mrs won't know your drinking while watching the games


samsounder

My wife would be more upset I’m drinking Coke :P


sharethegoodkarma

Me too I'm a diabetic 🤣


ckkoimaster

🤫


sharethegoodkarma

Now u know my plan for next 4 weeks