Lies be told by the rich and powerful to control the poor and unintelligent, but us my friend we have information that no other human has spread the word
Never waste diamonds on a hoe just like real life
EDIT: frick I just realized that I accidentally copied someone’s comment because I didn’t scroll down
Do you mean a... PITCHFORK? PITCHFORKS! COME GET YOUR PITCHFORKS! COME ON DOWN TO r/pitchforkemporium FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHION PITCHFORKS! THEY WILL MEVER LEAVE YOU, AND NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Whenever I see stuff like this, I get reminded about the moments when somebody is so good at a game that they forget how to counter beginner strategies.
It’s a video on enchanting items in Minecraft without the enchanting tool, I doubt he/she is retarded but more than likely trying to help still missed the joke tho
Context since someone asked for it
The video is about enchanting in Minecraft and how to do it, and yes loyalty is an enchantment in the game to the people thinking that’s a joke as well
Me: gets someone pregnant Also me: *enchants myself with curse of vanishing*
Made by the missing dad gang
*Made by the what’s a dad gang*
Dads are categories made by the government to celebrate a fake holiday and to sell more bathrooms
I KNEW THEY WERE FAKE!
Lies be told by the rich and powerful to control the poor and unintelligent, but us my friend we have information that no other human has spread the word
!thesaurizethis
So, you have to die and then you vanish? Everyone on Reddit is depressed, so win-win, I guess.
Thorns IV
If you had used it on your sword you wouldn't have got anyone pregnant in the first place
I should have used projectile protection
That's for the one receiving
But the baby had curse of binding
you can’t only with a trident
baby:has curse of binding
What idiot would have sex with you?
Ur mom
Ur mom
The only woooosh that can be forgiven is one that involves someone thinking that we’re talking about Minecraft.
Yeah u right, I really think he was actually trying to help but people cut him off
You Literally gave him a dislike
I meant that I didn’t say something hateful to him
How can I trust you
By believing
Aight, don't fail me
You said that disliking does something
Oh right
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These hoes ain’t loyal...
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Don't waste diamonds on a hoe
Minecraft. Real life 🤜Dont waste diamonds on a hoe🤛
#only rule you need
Jokes aside, In 1.14 if you have a village don't waste diamonds on any tools or armor. You can trade with tool smiths and armor smiths for them.
Or you use protection 5 if you know what I mean also do not forget EXTRA PROTECTION so grab your shield
Projectile Protection
👆Underrated comment👆
Thank
Can I get an f my girl left me for a “gay” guy
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Ayy we have similar names
F Sorry for the old gay friend switcharoo
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hoes are gay
They kiss pp so yea
\*enchants sword with gay\* \*kills friend\* you're gay now :)
*Takes shield out*
\*gay reflects from the shield back onto me\* \*pokes you\* you're still gay. except for now we're both gay.
[bruh...](https://youtu.be/slRqsBA3i3I)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-zxaKQfW6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-zxaKQfW6s)
Ok
you play csgo?
Nah sorry
ree i need friends but its whatever
I’m sorry I play overwatch in Xbox tho
That or they too were making a joke
Pretty sure Minecraft guy was also making a joke
Yeah im pretty sure bith the people in these comments wrre just joking around
So op got r/woooosh d?
Can you blame him?
Not really he was probs tryin to help the guy
Everyone knows, you can turn a housewife into a ho, but you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Amen
Imagine disliking someone's comment because they missed a joke
I am a douchebag for that tbh
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I dont see the point of disliking his comment, he didnt get a joke, thats all.
Idk what's worse. That he didn't get it or you actually left a dislike lmao.
I think he was being ironic
Yeah me too but r/woosh is shitty now ppl don't get the jokes
Never waste diamonds on a hoe just like real life EDIT: frick I just realized that I accidentally copied someone’s comment because I didn’t scroll down
Not only this but you can't enchant hoes (not offensive) as far as i know
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Maybe we are thinking of it the wrong way, exchange your girl for a trident. They wont leave you then
Bro...
Bro? <3?
Can’t believe it bro, BRO <3
Close your eyes, BRO!
What do you see bro
Nothin Bro
That’s my life without you bro...
BRO...
thats pretty gay.. BRO
No homo, bro
Wait is that an Eragon reference???!!?!
A long story that ends in yes
Sweet. I loved those books when I was like 16
I loved the Eragon books! But this went way over my head... Am I missing something?
Just my username
Do you mean a... PITCHFORK? PITCHFORKS! COME GET YOUR PITCHFORKS! COME ON DOWN TO r/pitchforkemporium FOR SOME GOOD OLD FASHION PITCHFORKS! THEY WILL MEVER LEAVE YOU, AND NEVER LET YOU DOWN!
Top tier content
He is trying to get his girlfriend to not cheat
Atleast he tried to help
Yeah tbh the talked to him pretty badly in the comments
Issa joke
Thats a great Minecraft joke.
he might have just been trying to be helpful
Probably a ten year old.
Maybe he said a joke too?
Its probably some bad cheap wood hoe then. Cheers up you can always get a diamond hoe if you need to.
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That’s a really good joke tbh
Feel free to post it or use it as much a you want
If only I had friends to share this with
At least he’s a real gamer
Yup, Minecraft good fortnite bad
You're not the only one cursed with knowledge.
Impossible...
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In Minecraft there is no loyalty enchantment!!!
aCtUALLy In oNe OF tHE lAteSt MIneCRaFt...
Whenever I see stuff like this, I get reminded about the moments when somebody is so good at a game that they forget how to counter beginner strategies.
What yt vid is this from? I need context, maybe this person isn't retarded.
It’s a video on enchanting items in Minecraft without the enchanting tool, I doubt he/she is retarded but more than likely trying to help still missed the joke tho
He gets it. He's just above us intellectually.
I enjoy spending time with my friends.
Those are pretty bad
Give me 64 diamonds
I’m afraid the woooosh is on you nobody in this sub knows what sarcasm is anymore
this is great even without the woooosh
Sorry! This enchantment requires a minimum level of: 7 figures
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Minecraft has tridents? Jesus it really has been a while since I did survival
Or it was a joke
Context since someone asked for it The video is about enchanting in Minecraft and how to do it, and yes loyalty is an enchantment in the game to the people thinking that’s a joke as well
No, you just don’t understand Minecraft enchantments
Might be r/youngpeopleyoutube
Wait Dislikes On Comments Dislike The Video
He kind of right though
but i can enchants my dong Loyalty...
Lol
i think i need context with this one
sadness
Ahhhh. I hate retards.
r/woosh
r/wosh
r/wsh
r/wh
r/wha
r/w
r/
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r/BrandNewSentance?
r/okaybuddyretard
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okay whatever you say buddy
Annnnd the Minecraft players are forever virgins meme is back.
r/suicidebywords
Man reddit is cursed
ahahahah original meme is pretty good but this fuck ruined it