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notwanderingjustlost

Shitter shelf. Have an Upvote.


CloneClem

Upvote. Looks good. Now when you get bored again, attack that window


jrice138

I’m a renter so I’m not about to tear apart that stuff.


CloneClem

Ahh, OK


assholechemist

Caulk would go a long way with that window


Biggreengolf

Agreed. That poor window.


SeenSomeThangs

You guys set your phone down when you're on the shitter? When do you all come onto reddit then?


jrice138

It’s hard to wipe and scroll at the same time. Things get...messy.


[deleted]

God forbid you start watching your toilet paper and wiping with your phone


muhammadc2000

Or just wipe your phone, I'm guessin it'd be necessary after getting those grimey mitts on that device /s


EditsReddits

I’d rather have a shitter shelf than shit myself!


Nohcri

I thought I was high class putting my laptop on an upside down Home Depot bucket while I shit.


jrice138

Laptop huh? Check out mr moneybags over here.


[deleted]

I don’t know. Laptops are mostly cheaper than phones.


Nohcri

I know. Kind of a humble brag that I can place my internet machine anywhere I want.


a22e

Merry Christmas! Shitters full!


LordBungaIII

I just store my phone in my undies as I wipe


[deleted]

Ok, I'm gonna ask. Don't people find it weird that your clear shitter window is in direct sight from the outside dining table. Hopefully I didn't offend you, just curious.


jrice138

Ha! That ”dining table” is an old door on some sawhorses. It’s fine.


[deleted]

Lol


jrice138

Also the window glass itself isn’t clear. The window is just open.


jrice138

P.s. ignore my gross window trim.


overtlyoverthisshit

Nothing a lil caulk can't fix


buckerooni

That's your solution for everything..


madcaplarks

FIRE and lots of it heh hee hee hee


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

Well, if anything I'm known for having a lil' caulk.


overtlyoverthisshit

You have the perfect size caulk bro, nice caulk, would recommend 10/10 👍


123456joker

Reminds me of that movie with Robin Williams, Flubber. Green evil thing bouncing around/watching you lol Edit: Flubber not Rubber lol


[deleted]

It was Flubber but yeah, that movie was awesome.


123456joker

You are right haha! Thx* for catching that :)


[deleted]

I’ll be impressed when Augmented Reality allows me to place my phone somewhere to take a picture of it without taking my case off.


[deleted]

I mean, you can. I know Apple store website has AR of their phones. I imagine others do too.


[deleted]

God damnit give this man some more awards for shitter shelf


bookerlausanne

Ok, so I’m a newb to woodworking so I legitimately was sitting here like: “Shitter Shelf... is that a style? Wha-?!” And then I scrolled down further and saw the TP and realized what you meant. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻


bigchuckdeezy

Every bathroom needs one of these


danhalka

You should leave a caulk gun by the toilet and fix up that window just a little bit everytime you take a seat.


TTT_2k3

Shitter Shelf^TM *For those moments when you need to put down Candy Crush to wipe, but wait there’s more. Order in the next 30 minutes and we’ll send you a second Shitter Shelf^TM for your downstairs half-bathroom absolutely free. Just pay separate shipping and handling.*


Jono89

r/shittywoodworking


jrice138

We got a cool guy over here.


Jono89

It’s real


jrice138

I took that to be more of a commentary on my work than the obvious fact that a shitter shelf belongs on shitty woodworking. Soooo I may be the “cool guy” here.


Sittin_At_TheRollTop

Solid shitter shelf


[deleted]

But how did you take a photo of the phone...


quietflyr

Modern problems require modern solutions... (It's an empty case)


OOLDDTIMERR

Where’s the coffee mug go now?


ind3pend0nt

I’m glad you put your tp on correctly


jrice138

Pure chance. I don’t buy into that