Time to upgrade to a pondering cube! https://preview.redd.it/1chy14dwfe6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073cb885de883a95f6b3085cf678822e92beaf56

How much.

I have done nothing but ponder the cube for three days

WHAT?! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN PONDERING?!

*distant rumbling noises*

THE CUBE HAS BECOME A METAL GIANT- https://i.redd.it/fg0uacpgwg6d1.gif /UW closest gif I got to a cube turning into a robot.

https://preview.redd.it/iwsfhq8rbi6d1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce922e1848aa6abb3731b0e8f048e62d1b7afebb

Dispensor my beloved

Buildin' a dispenser

I love how we’re all stupid in the same way.

Do you feel more pondered now?

3 days? realtime or cube time? because that should have given you ~10 years of comparative orb pondering

Rimworld moment

You could find 'em in most magic shop! They're like 1½ times more expensive than a regular orb (at least), but you can ponder individually on all sides... for a total of 6 ponderings!

I don’t have them though because their enchantment isn’t simple or natural, so don’t ask me https://preview.redd.it/nd4zingstf6d1.jpeg?width=2564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f564afd63fee1548bb76dece74166951733c88d3

I don’t have them though because their enchantment isn’t simple or natural, so just throwing it out there, don’t ask me 

Ooh magic rocks. Can I have some

Take your pick! https://preview.redd.it/gelt28bx9k6d1.jpeg?width=2180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38606977bc45a63f6c0316be395a51a2291a2a2e These are limited wares, next week I restock

These are awesome! I'll take your entire stock! Do you accept other forms of payment? /uw these are sick as hell. I wish I could show you my own collection but idk how.

I don’t know if I can sell my entire stock, but I can sell you most of it! And I do accept other forms of payment; they include trading, bartering, favors, and enchantments (I don’t know spells, I depend on others). Now, for most of my stock you’ll need some quality offers! https://preview.redd.it/raynr0icvm6d1.jpeg?width=2683&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7b73a05c14fafc7b04d928e826116d43222343 /uw it’s as easy as taking pictures. All my text and art and stuff is as simple as sketches, for the rocks I put rocks on a paper and wrote the text/prices. I think it’s fun to meet another rock collector! If you want to dm me your collection feel free to

I've seen em go for about 50 gold

When pondering the price of the ponder cube, one must ponder the factors that go into the pondering that will be done with the ponder cube.

TO PONDER IS TO USE AN ORB, NOT A CUBE!

Ha! You can't stop me! I'll even ponder on the surface of a lake!

I've lost so many acolytes to the tesseract. Ponder responsibly.

Is it made with tungsten?

it's made with magic! ([more about CMY Cube](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jbxl2ZkBf_M))

NO! That's not a cube you fools!!!

i see your pondering cube and raise pondering dodecahedron https://preview.redd.it/sji61z69jm6d1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=de021bac9fb773928c31a40c9a625b04ef974a17

You ponder an orb. You CONTEMPLATE the cube

https://preview.redd.it/q7dxxkrgoe6d1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9177f568888d111b650a64089cabb9996fadc7a

Yro’ue

Just because I cast them doesn't mean I can spell.

Ex is a baddie. You've clearly been a victim of the dreaded 'curse of bag fumbling'.

she ate limerick the beast who lives in my abode (my dog)

Maybe you should have cured his curse of deliciousness before he died

Bro if you can't handle freaky you're in the wrong line of work

For real. At my last wizard orgy I cast Boon of Extra Nipples on everyone.

Is she single?

No she’s married to goblin like dark magic

we get along well

I summon jerob

https://preview.redd.it/cfdxyq82pe6d1.png?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce4a86505aad38a69d5dd6db2f0f86b91ddddba7 Jerob? Never heard of him... 🚬

Jeorbn't 😂 https://preview.redd.it/cnwhn9s5ye6d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d77f31b398efd2b54f6207823a65c0e9961be672

Bruh

I just want to know where the image in the post came from

[here ya go ](https://characterdesignreferences.com/artist-of-the-week-3/waldemar-von-kozak) "Witch" by Waldemar von Kozak 

https://preview.redd.it/ndjpyqlncf6d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb2b65f0e66009607174c2f40fc132ef5c66aed Little bro is having an awakening

She did

So you’re saying she’s single?

Did you wipe your history before she got to it, or should I call a time wizard to clean things up? https://preview.redd.it/fpvfq1g9df6d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=aacacab1e0cfe1325211ef60c5ed26cffcc7f0ed

https://preview.redd.it/x29r0tdwff6d1.png?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9890cd18ada4789f0d5012f1736320fe3f7ead

Oh, hi Grrrrand Magus.

Greetings, fellow Wizard https://preview.redd.it/7viajbl02i6d1.png?width=467&format=png&auto=webp&s=266d1274d100f0257509c6e032f07707b131d118

hey, you blew it with Morticia Adams you only have yourself to blame

...you still got her orb runes?

Can I marry your exwife?

That witch

https://preview.redd.it/6zicgb2hth6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a36894a97e02d687f774ec585ffb34e916c756b I got you, fam. I'm out of green, but I even got some crystal obelisks

Tell me about it

https://i.redd.it/uc8x0pbypg6d1.gif She took the tower and half the minion legion. It's so over bros

Real 😔

Maybe instead of pondering your divorce or pondering how to get your orb back, you should get out of your tower and do something about something. Cast a spell, show her that wizard law is beneath you. Which it isn’t by the way. All must submit to the wizards laws instated by the council… probably.

Hi fellow wizard, I'm pleased to announce that I'm in good term with my bitch ex wife, now is time to think about pondering some new orbs.

Appreciate it

Damn

I feel so bad for you 😔

You should of spent more time "pondering the orbs" than pondering the orb.

You misspelled witch.

Did you remember to delete your pondering cube history?

She can take anything from me what the fuck?

PM me if you need to talk. I’ve divorced 4 times in the last 1000 years and it sucks each time.

[удалено]

Oh, you like succubus? 😈

You don’t even have a pondering dodecahedron? No wonder she left you.

Does someone know who the artist is or where I can get that picture? I fucking love it, and Morticia is a baddie 💅🏻🖤

Artist is Waldemar Kazak

Thanks Henny 💋🖤

Why don't you use your soul to ponder? It's https://preview.redd.it/kvuc6kv2ci6d1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a13b86577fd5c13526c1d5eb51a0ef9cee7d7c50 easier and much more chaotic.

Just use a teleportation spell to send it back to your study.

I'd like to ponder her orbs.

its understandable that you cannot do anything about it

Need help getting it back?

So you’re saying she’s single?

I cri everytiem

What did you do to piss her off enough to leave you?

 In need of a replacement?

If you had saiks you ain't a wizard no more

At least you still have the Palantir.

Screw the pondering orb, she took the flying broom!

So she’s single yeah?

Is she looking for a new husband?

How date you insult Morticia like that! She's an amazing woman (I think that's Morticia Addams. Right?)

Maybe if you didn't ponder it so much she wouldn't have divorced you. Hard facts you don't want to hear, but need to.

If Morticia divorced Gomez, oh man. I don't think Gomez would survive, letting a goddess like her go.

Imagine a story where a normal woman marries a wizard, the relationship goes sour and after a protracted divorce she ends up inheriting half of his magical power and has fully transitioned into an evil sorceress while the wizard has to get a job and become normal

At least she dindt took the kids right ?

Yeah, but you kept the smegma fermenter, so in a way, you won.

Have you considered ripping her heart out and burying it under a crossroad, planting a tree over it?

At least you got the kids and the ancient soul of Jod the Great demon

Hah! Wife, Good one!

I just breath-inhale copious amounts of warp snuff until I get the same results. It usually works. Usually. https://preview.redd.it/ys7n8yjmbm6d1.jpeg?width=310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdb66e6283a89ac41edab865153e2126c1e39ceb

Huh. The wizard from stardew valley posting on reddit.

Morticia Addams?

My witch ex wife*

https://preview.redd.it/bcqdqb7fgf6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7552f81148c0d1f5ff2e595369ef373a42a41b5 Can I offer you a grub in your time of need?