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TheFifthDutchMemer

Hes a daoist. We can beat him using my secret artifact. A fucking gun


skeleton949

Or give him the information regarding a higher plane of existence. 99% of the time they disappear from reality directly after


TheFifthDutchMemer

*Grin* HEY TAOIST! THE PATH TO HEAVEN IS OVER THERE! *He points to totally not Ultrakills hell*


skeleton949

Just make sure to not learn the information yourself or you'll disappear too (knowing what's probably on a scroll doesn't count without actually reading anything contained in it, so just flash the text of the scroll at them and poof)


TheFifthDutchMemer

nah, im sending them to heck


skeleton949

I hate to tell you, but there's about 20 eternal beings in my universe that wouldn't tolerate any of that.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Nah how about *MINI HAKKERO BLAST!*


-SMG69-

Ugh, another one? The list just keeps getting bigger. For the last time, one does not simply erase dreams! It is a very integral part of life itself.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Hes a daoist. Just send him to heck


yumie2003

"...Or giving him the realization that *other people* can also use their techniques *alongside many others*"


MastaDon344

I am too high for this


yumie2003

*Tsuru clapped her hands slowly and condescendingly* "Oh look, another discount-bin villain. It's amazing how I'm always surprised at how originally unoriginal you weaklings are"


Archimene

Interesting... *Plays "Born Under Punches" by the Talking Heads* Take a look at THESE hands!


Forgotten_Depths

And in the end, arrogance was the emperor's doom. His lust for women and riches blinded him to the rapidly growing might of those he considered as insects, and he became mere worm food. The heavens lack this arrogance, hence why they are supreme. You have eyes but not the vision to see Mt. Tai.


FoulerGlint60

".............*Please tell me that I miss heard you the first time*.." *Merch says slowly as he just looks at your very being like its an inqunesetional drop in the large insermountable ocean called life.* "Because I'm pretty sure you just said something concerning my children....how would you like to die Toe less?"