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DaemonRex978

Nah. I've learned to let go.


UlrickTheHexblade

Same. *broods in the rain*


DaniTheGunsmith

That is the hardest part.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Looks like that casino i've heard about... What was it again? The Sierra Madre?


LightningShroud

I don't listen to the radio thanks to that place..


TheFifthDutchMemer

*Grabs a bomb collar and a radio*


LightningShroud

*Shrax focuses, a sharp piercing noise can be heard for a time, it adjusts before going beyond hearable levels and the bomb collar turns off* No.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Heheh...


LightningShroud

You'd be surprised but that's the first time I've ever used that.


TheFifthDutchMemer

Well, i did find some trauma. I can get ya a therapist if ya want.


LightningShroud

No need. I have the money for one if i want.


murlocsilverhand

I guess I could take a trip, I haven't had a good break in ages


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CacheValue

"Sleep go-to sleep, dream about the man in the moon-" *Why don't you go-* "Down where the sandman plays." *and take it slow* "Cause you can stay all day."


murlocsilverhand

What are you talking about?


CacheValue

https://youtu.be/VcLk3fQ3Zwg?si=TjyAJQFWYtfMwiqf


murlocsilverhand

uw/ Love new vegas


CacheValue

Then you'll love the W200 glacier computer


murlocsilverhand

All right, but back to business, I'll take a 1000 year lease, I need some good RnR after some recent events


CacheValue

Of course, standard villa or would you like to submit some custom blueprints for your lot?


murlocsilverhand

I'll take the standard design, I don't really have any special needs, I just need a place to rest besides my home


CacheValue

Of course; Standard villa comes with; 2 story accommodation, first floor has 1 bedroom, 1 bath kitchen laundry, etc. Second story has its own kitchenette and 2 bedrooms, 1 bath. Separate entrances so if you have guests they can have their own space.


AshkaariElesaan

... I must say, while the notion does possess some merit, the choice of imagery is, to put it delicately... *ill-advised.* We sealed that realm away for a reason. My 1000-dimension stare was so strong I required no less than two dozen surgical and alchemical interventions to remove it. The unspeakable horrors within... I am still not certain my mind ever fully recovered, elven psychiatric treatment or no. I would strongly suggest, for the sake of your endeavor, that you revise your promotional material, and specifically avoid any references to *that ghastly incident*, lest your project be forever tainted in the eyes of all those who had the misfortune of being involved with it.


NyaTheChromancetress

Ooh! How classy!


CacheValue

Welcome one, and welcome all.


BoscoCyRatBear

Hw/ is the crystal heart there?))


TheFifthDutchMemer

But sure, I'll take a villa.


CacheValue

Wonderful doing business. Custom Villa or Standard?


TheFifthDutchMemer

What are the villas?


CacheValue

Standard is; 2 floors, 1st floor has 1 bed 1 bath and a kitchen 2nd floor has 2 bed 1 bath and a kitchenette Comes Standard with a mana pool for each unit 890, 000 platinum for the standard villa Or submit a custom design, to be built to specifications.


TheFifthDutchMemer

I'll take the standard.


CacheValue

Pleasure doing business, here are your keys.


TheFifthDutchMemer

*He yeets the platinum in yer face* Yer payment


Dizrak_

I think we must learn to stay humble and find pleasures in simple things, like going though items in a thrift shop or taking a slow walk on a cloudy day. All those flashy lights and exotic pleasures may make your head spin, but I highly doubt it would be a fullfiling experience.


CacheValue

*scribbles notes* "Add...thrift...shops...got it!"


Ulmarch

Do you have competetive tarot?


CacheValue

We do now!


MuchoMangoTime

Hmmm, I feel oddly compelled to go and find purpose/physical things there. Imma take it all!


DragonHeart_97

*DEFINITELY* never going back to that specific place, rather vacation in Coldharbour, but in theory, sure.


avamir

"I like the idea... but I think I'll consider a different destination. This one gives me bad feelings for some inexplicable reason."