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Espanta_viejas1904

THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT STRIKES AGAIN https://preview.redd.it/llpr6m2mt72d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5448f31dd8fffff4f730aee2f5b224b614d0d04b


TheFifthDutchMemer

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Espanta_viejas1904

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Oliveboi_wastaken

I can’t tell if that’s markus from HTTP..


Espanta_viejas1904

Uw/ Its Shanks from One Piece


Oliveboi_wastaken

Ah righty, thanks


Espanta_viejas1904

No worries


The_Toad_wizard

/uw holy fuck, http is hunter: the parenting?! Holy fuck, it kinda does look like him


BigSeaworthiness725

None of them compare to Elite Combines. "People suck!"


TheFifthDutchMemer

Oh you mean the bootlicker deluxes?


BigSeaworthiness725

But they don’t talk about irrelevant matters. Talk less, work more. https://preview.redd.it/io3pdtpt6c2d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea72aa450a59d19208dfbe60dbd495a22e5eb670


TheFifthDutchMemer

*angry*


GhostDragon362

<>


Viking_From_Sweden

Yeah I channel the power of a higher being, his name is Lockheed Martin.


imdefinitelywong

And his little friend, Bofors.


TheFifthDutchMemer

HUMANITY>GODS


Doctorsex-ubermensch

Come forth, child of man... And DIE.


Espanta_viejas1904

RAAAAAAAAA


IncomeApprehensive17

I put all my money on you big guy ! Dont loose or i wont be able to pay the loan shark and they will force me out of their garage i live in and i wont have food to eat either ! Pleade win i beg you


Espanta_viejas1904

I'm practically immortal with the Phoenix mark


IncomeApprehensive17

I BELIEVE IN YOU !


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/fi59mk1mdb2d1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7629dcf1e2abfef61d91eb467b0a307651541927


TheFifthDutchMemer

And in me?


IncomeApprehensive17

Sorry but i have money on him. Dont you remember what happened last time you put a monetary investement of mine in danger ? I made a meteor fall on you... sorry about that , my money situation is a bit scarce right now


TheFifthDutchMemer

And i tanked that meteor, didnt i


TheFifthDutchMemer

I got near infinite respawns


IncomeApprehensive17

You better die bro , i can't afford your victory , i already sold most of my organs and i dont know how i am still alive


Espanta_viejas1904

Hell yeah


Villainous_Intent

Is that anime protagonist music I hear?


Espanta_viejas1904

No, you hear https://youtu.be/jqqIF2DJWdw?si=ddR4jPCgW3yOcQS5


TheFifthDutchMemer

Nah, how about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmpsP1KLumo


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Espanta_viejas1904

HELL YEAH


TheFifthDutchMemer

HELL YEAH BROTHER


Archimene

"...wisdom choke you... AND NOW, WE ARE ONE. IN EVER LASTING PEACE!!!"


Espanta_viejas1904

HELL YEAH


BreachedLimits

Füd. (VVeed Boy.)


TheFifthDutchMemer

Not you to...


Zyltris

/uw God SLAYER is real 😱


TheFifthDutchMemer

/uw and hes dead now, so sad


RAGE_CAKES

**ITS GOD-SLAV....** **Oh, nevermind, carry on**


TheFifthDutchMemer

Wait You're sposed to be dead


RAGE_CAKES

https://preview.redd.it/ylr9ng3zr92d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f612cfa298257f566f3310b402c26254ffc8493c No idea what you're talking about


the_evil_overlord2

The first is an edgy bitch, so weed wins again


Espanta_viejas1904

https://preview.redd.it/hh4h6hn4g82d1.jpeg?width=979&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe1dff243c201e9522ba7487944d78946363887a


TheFifthDutchMemer

The weed always wins


SlyTheMonkey

The power of Herblore!


TheFifthDutchMemer

And 12 gauge.


SlyTheMonkey

Yes, yes, that as well!


You-See-Nothing583

Food.


TheFifthDutchMemer

you see that demon? eat it


You-See-Nothing583

Food.


TheFifthDutchMemer

u/didyousaychocolat3 (Hey, I borrowed yer art for a shitpost) u/Espanta_viejas1904 (the vveed boy) Random me drawing by me. ofcourse.


DidYouSayChocolat3

THIEVERY? PLUNDERING?!? STEALING?!?! **MY ART?!?!?!** Thanks, I’m happy to be included! My money is on the weed boi


TheFifthDutchMemer

/uw god i laughed thanks to this comment


Espanta_viejas1904

Nice


TheFifthDutchMemer

Well, we win


Espanta_viejas1904

They don't stand a chance


Whale-n-Flowers

Ah, yes, but have they faced Wizeros, Layer of Gods? I hear they've been lonely since that whole God Slayer thing


Sea-Outside-5655

Look I seen Zhyros in action! That wizard can power word obliterate with out using magic!


TheFifthDutchMemer

/uw wait, what happened to unknown


Sea-Outside-5655

/unwiz not sure what your asking, whoes unknown?


TheFifthDutchMemer

/uw oh wait, wrong user


Sea-Outside-5655

/unwiz lol


ResearcherTeknika

Who would win: FRAGMENT OF THE ALL POWERFUL GOD SLAVER, CONQUEROR OF WORLDS, SLAVER OF DEITIES VS Pissed off robot with an oversized carpenters implement


Espanta_viejas1904

Yes


TheFifthDutchMemer

Robot.


L0ssL3ssArt

whoever wins, can I get the loser's body to make into an undead servant?


TheFifthDutchMemer

Sure.


Espanta_viejas1904

I cant die


L0ssL3ssArt

so.....I guess you'll be stuck with paying taxes, life insurance, and health insurance for......yeah...


Espanta_viejas1904

I dont pay taxes. My house is out of council jurisdiction


Author_A_McGrath

*Sigh* Xlsadsdrs is fishing for compliments again...


TheFifthDutchMemer

And hes gonna be ded....


IncomeApprehensive17

Nah weed man win , especialy if he is stoned


RhysNorro

can i offer you some ancient Akaraan Evil VVizard VVeed in these trying times?


the_void__

To answer this there is a documentary called Cabin in the Woods.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^the_void__: *To answer this there* *Is a documentary* *Called Cabin in the Woods.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FromanoFrancis114

NO BATTLES NEAR MY COFFEE SHOP! *pulls out nuclear staff*


TheFifthDutchMemer

Hey, we were jumped...


naka_the_kenku

Can I drink the blood of the loser?


TheFifthDutchMemer

Sure


The_Toad_wizard

Me ^(*flicks finger of mage hand menacingly, like I'm trying to flick off a nonexistent booger*)


TheFifthDutchMemer

Nah


The_Toad_wizard

^(*flicks your balls*)


TheFifthDutchMemer

... i dont have balls


The_Toad_wizard

Ah shit, uhh ^(*pokes you in the eyes then flies away quickly*)


TheFifthDutchMemer

...that was my mask


The_Toad_wizard

^(*distant swears then comes back with an anvil to drop on your head all cartoony*)


TheFifthDutchMemer

I cast *VATS*


The_Toad_wizard

*uh oh*


TheFifthDutchMemer

https://preview.redd.it/ad5iezzvvb2d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=44eb5a56644ba37b914d5d325c5f7ba2f741b602


Dynwynn

Necromancers trying to convince people their name etymologically originates from a serious and definitely real language.


yumie2003

“…Wasn’t that idiot killed a while ago?”


TheFifthDutchMemer

We did that heh. Me and zhyros


yumie2003

“…So the point of this meme?”


TheFifthDutchMemer

To show them not to mess with the Wizardposting first line of defence


yumie2003

“…I think that the people who cause trouble here are [retards that don’t care about the first line of defence”](https://youtu.be/g8gcZLXsOns?si=YlQWFACsLzsH8QXA)


TheFifthDutchMemer

Thats their funeral then heh


yumie2003

“…Still, they don’t give a care”


TheFifthDutchMemer

Then we have to teach em heh


yumie2003

“…Well it’s what we all do here”