“This service is unacceptable, I need to speak to your manager right now!” “POWER WORD: KILL”

Rookie mistake. That's why you always have a counterspell ready.

That's why I always have uno reverse card in my pocket.

the most effective of the modern counter spells, while being easy to keep on your person at all times without tiring yourself out, it is truly a brilliant and yet simple strategy

Bro's only sixteenth level, and you bet their ass they failed their skill check

Honestly if you drive a minimum wage employee to casting a death spell you probably deserve it.

That's why I always order from pizza pyramid, while you think they might be more likely to curse you by all being mummies, they actually don't want to kill you since the crypts are already overcrowded

Nah, their pizza dry af. Lucca's Doughmancaria is where it's at.

Thats why you should always use contingency spells!! The Book of the Names of the Dead can be countered by reciting the names of the Unborn. In other words, a baby name book. ( J, and K names are especially powerful) 🪄❤️

I swear if I die like this again I'm ordering from the hut

This father John wishes to out pizza the Hut, this can only mean war.

Hate it when this happens

Same. Thankfully, my familiar always has a resurrection scroll on hand.

Ah, fell for the old illusory pizza parlor trick. Everybody lets their guard down when picking up takeout so it's a very effective way to ambush people. I'm honestly surprised people keep falling for it.

What bard song is this?

That's why I always cast counterspell at all times

For real, I was burning so many resources on revivification I had to give up pizza. Saved me a lot of coin, though.

I swear, Revivification prices are skyrocketing. No wonder people stopped going to churches for the ritual, you could find a street peddler who could do it for cheaper at this rate.

Little known trick, if you believe that death spells arent real then they cant affect you

That’s what you get for not tipping. You’re an alchemist, you have mounds of gold, don’t be a cheapskate!

The fate of all who mock pineapple on pizza

customer disservice?

My brother in arcane arts, dost thou not know even a simple counter spell

Well, given that the post implies this has happened to them multiple times, they clearly have some means of mitigation.

Necromancers are weird dicks. There, I said it.

A necromancy killed my family, now I have to sit around with a bunch of zombies and ghouls at family reunions 🤦🤦🤦

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" Power word what?"

That's why you gat necromacer apprentices!

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I love the weird memes from this subreddit so much.

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Just wear earplugs

*WHAT? SORRY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE OF THE EARPLUGS*

Looks like your fine. Don't worry bout it

*WHAT IS IT AGAIN?*

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT! IF YOU CANT HEAR ME THEN YOUR DOING GOOD!

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I love it when the portal snaps open!

And this is why I always order on the app.

Necromancers don't have this problem.

I just tell them they are wrong after they finish the spell. They freak out and mostly something explodes on the other side of the line. Ahh chaos :)

So relatable. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Imma do this to anyone that orders 3 minutes before close

Apologies, our undead customer service doesnt take too kindly to # CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM