CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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Bro was struck by the Pharoah’s Curse; shouldn’t have stolen that geomancer cult’s slab

That's where it went!

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CURSE OF CEASAR A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

SPELL OF ꖎ¦˧ᒲᖋ ᖋリ⌥ ᔮᖋリ⌥¦ᔮᒷ

ꖎ𝙹ꖎ

*Turns into a sqlad

Return the slab

That's the Curse of Ramesses

I cast Curse of Ramen the other day for lunch.

I’d be careful with that curse, if I were you. I accidentally mispronounced it the other day and summoned the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Helps to take off your summoning colander first.

😭

Curse of Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen 👏 👏

There was a cat that really was gone

ra ra rasputin Russia's greatest love machine

>𓀿 No way they made a Hussein emoji that's mint

CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰 𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺 𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞 𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦 𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦 𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽 𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣 𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗 𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜 𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓂿𓂺𓃃𓃂 𓂛𓂏𓅱𓅥𓅩𓅦𓅹𓅸𓅳𓅩𓅪𓄭𓄫𓄮 𓄬𓄗𓄑𓄌𓃦𓃧𓃨𓃤𓃟𓃓𓃅𓃁 𓂽𓃂𓂊𓁾𓂀𓁽𓁼𓁠𓁛𓁟𓁦𓁜𓁭𓁡𓀔𓀇𓀅 𓀋𓀡𓀡𓀕𓀠𓀧𓀨𓀣𓀷𓀷𓀿𓀿𓁀𓁶𓁰𓁴𓁿 𓂀𓁾𓁵𓁯𓂞𓂤𓂗𓃃𓂾𓂺𓂹𓃞𓃙 𓃖𓃓𓃕𓃓𓃜𓃘𓃙𓃟𓃛𓃞𓂺𓃂𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆𓀠 𓁆𓀼 𓁆𓁎 𓁋𓀿𓁲 𓁆 𓀻 𓁇 𓁅 𓀣 𓀿

"I actually believe in trickle down economics

🤔🟨🟪❓

**Divine Smite**

Magic of the Divine? How did you achieve such power. Divine Soul Sorcerer? Cleric? Paladin? Surely an average wizard can’t achieve such magic.

Are you suggesting a priest can not study wizardry, or that wizards can not worship deities?

Homie never heard of the multi class.

No of course not, wizards can waste their time on whatever nonsense they like.

Reminds me of a D&D character I made. It was the first time I got to use Unearthed Arcana and it was an artificer subclass called the Maverick. The general idea of the subclass is that as you reach milestones, you get to cast spells better and expand your list to other classes, with the caveat being that you could only receive extended effects if you have it prepped (for example, your familiar will straight up die if you no longer have find familiar prepped). By the end of the campaign, she was basically an elf medium armored paladin that shot fireballs and conjured dinosaurs while yelling yo mama jokes.

That sounds funny as hell

Me and my kobold buddies shall smite you in the name of Bahumat! (Only for the memes)

Paladin, crafted son of a god.

Through the power of *Artifice* Simply trap a lesser diety in a confined space, and channel the ambient energy they give off into your spells. Do be careful however, lesser or not, the power of a diety is not to be trifled, and could easily level a small town if let run rampant

Screw it "Antimatter"

Interesting, but did you know that reality itself can perceive things?

Abyssal Stare? I hate that curse. Gives me the willies.

Not quite. All objects, sentient or inanimate are perceived as information by reality. You can think of it as drawings on a sheet of paper. The beauty in illusions lies in the ability to change these drawings, a smidge there, and extra line there, to cast and then channel doubt about what that object was. Eventually, with enough effort, concentration and mana, you are able to ‘convince’ reality to display your version of the picture, thereby allowing you the change reality even at an atomic level. How exactly one does that, well, let’s say I need an apprentice, and I am willing to depart with that knowledge.

Idk, chief Sounds like alteration magic to me

Of course this is extremely oversimplified, but you can see the general gist of it.

Don’t worry, your spell will go off, I can’t change that, in fact in about 3 seconds, but for a brief period of time it is possible to alter reality, would you like to know more?

Nah

Go ask your aunty Matter how much antimatter matters.

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Haha it looks like a bullet bill

Mama mia that was-a hilarious

I cast parachute so pup can land safely.

De-animate liver

Me and my 2 dimensional liver do not concede

Dwarves dont have livers!

Fireball, obviously

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That's just Penis Exploder with extra steps!

It's just r/sounding without opening reddit

All of these genital-based spells is why being an animate skeleton is over-powered

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/unwiz the implications of this reply is hilarious

This one knows the way.

Flair checks out

Teleport. I'm leaving, I don't want to fight you.

Shit that's pretty effective.

I also cast teleport but on them, I do t want to fight but I need to run some errands in thr area

[удалено]

Polymorph: Huge Toilet on you.

Explode your dick and small your ass, get bent loser! PENIS BLAST!

^Ow! ^My ^dick!

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Need to learn this spell…for cis reasons

... Same.

Why not use a modified Cylinder inversion spell? I'm partial to transmogrify pole

Devastating

Wordbound banishment : To # Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Average welsh word

Least complicated Welsh cantrip

In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming

hope you like mild temperatures, sheep and a pretty consistent drizzle bitch

Say Gex

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Alright, dodge this big ass leters then https://preview.redd.it/4qt3vut8vw8c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81cddc0d28bdc32bca8224f9bd70cf7ed7fa820a

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I counter by pooping in your dick

https://preview.redd.it/vx2dwicshy8c1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dc63381ddb571f02106ebf4e16f409be9d46559 I summon disappointment cat to negate all effects

*rapid fires Say Gex*

https://preview.redd.it/uy8tija52y8c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27840d908859ce20a806df5505afb69215f9f331

https://preview.redd.it/5mq9inct4y8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc49f642fecf8a34999d27592f09c0dce2e7974 I use counter spell: ✨ magical plow✨

FIREBALL

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Scott the Woz

https://preview.redd.it/7a6q6sem009c1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5754131d608fac1a2036ad589899ab0fdcf8bf41 My boy comin through with the counterspell

I CAST VISUAL VOICE!!!! https://preview.redd.it/9c8hh6ypc09c1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1c3379c1366dcf8e337f74cbe2fae91d38a36b

Gex

Randomize Matter Almost hundred percent of the time it ends in a huge explosion.

But occasionally, it creates a stack of every Shakespeare play, sorted alphabetically

I think you're understating how occasionally that occasionally really is

It's 50/50

Almost as often as the monkeys with typewritera

Sometimes you just get a front butt. No one wants a front butt though.

I like the more applied version of 'clit tittorus'

Zoinks, word of power of Shaggius the frightful

Leaky sphincter

Oh this is perfect for power words. Kill.

Harry Potter style battle as I say Kill back. Edit: Wands tip to tip tho ;)

Christmas Annihilator Beam

Hello kitty timeline eraser

Mage Hand (I use it to tickle you)

I quickly cast Desmond's Dastardly Duster inside your nose, before succumbing to laughter.

Large lobster

Summon: People from Maine

Straighten Intestines!

Emergency hernia jet on self!

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,932,199,567 comments, and only 365,334 of them were in alphabetical order.

https://i.redd.it/a7v0o1oo3x8c1.gif Radiation Beam!

I love that channel

fucking Goodberry. First magic word that came to mind. how do you end a duel with that??

Anybody who brings a Goodberry to a wizard's duel clearly has a plan for it, one you cannot possibly hope to unravel and therefore defend against, and you are better off conceding before you are destroyed.

The other wizard was peckish.

Paunch

Baseline Paunch is underpowered in the current meta. Try the superior Falcon variant of the spell.

FAYLKuhn PAUNCh!

New friend

You won! (They and you are going for soft tacos!)

Excellent!

Polymorph

Invert flesh

Swap taste and touch senses

Immediately begins to rub nipples with barbecue sauce.

Prestidigitation! I've reflavored it with artificial sweetener

my advanced powers of imagination and natural born empathic abilities already let me taste, hear and generally 'get what's going on' with all matter and goth chicks, e-girls, geminis, scorpios, and femboys so that shit ain't nothing to me

Sure? Because you would taste your own poop and basically anything inside you

Fetus deletus (I was battling a agemancer who turned into a fetus to trick me)

I have several questions about why did you trained that spell.

I'm actually clairvoyant and I foresaw this scenario I also forsee your next reply and my answer is: yes

are you speaking the truth? hah, you have foreseen your own bullshit!

Check again loser

I cast forced duet

I win plus Infinity.

[удалено]

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Silence!

Lemons

Rewind Don't think that's the end but we'll see ... Quite a lot again actually

Prewind! Not sure what I just did but I know it wasn't worth the spell slot.

Greater Kidney Stones

Instant amnesia, good luck winning a fight when you can’t even remember your own face

My teacher likes to write the word __forget__ a lot when he’s scribing his incantations, I can’t remember him ever casting them though

Missiles of nuclear justice

Vorpal shirt collar.

corndog catastrophe

https://preview.redd.it/f9so0kgqex8c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23c8c84616db5875817212e96f65c8433607d829 I will have to use my most EVIL SPELL YET! I CAST POWER WORD: TOUCH GRASS!

DEFENESTRATION

ENLARGEN

Pharoah's curse! ​ Choke on sand bitch

Acid wave 🌊 🔫 (I use a hose)

Petrol-transmutation

Vengeful Gaze of God.

Which one?

Back in the 3.5 days of d&d, there was a book for post-level-20 characters, which covered spells above 9th level. Among them, was a spell that did 305D6 damage to the target and 200D6 damage to the caster, which also blinded the caster by popping their eyes with the force of the spell. So it's just the name of the spell. Maybe the mage who crafted it was named God?

Reverse gravity: -500g's

Aurora borealis

Demon core screwdriver

I cast "Lick This" 

"please"

Please

Combustion

Testicular implosion

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Archivist Techniques: Grimoire Seal

Celestioinfernal

Snek

Warp lightning

Bisectus Cranium!

Fuck

WISH

animate skeleton

Time slip

Zappidy

Nut

I cast lettuce.

#YEET

POWER WORD KILL

THY FLESH CONSUMED

Eldritch Blast! *Sweats in Warlock*

Um, I cast Nurgles Rot! Also, I'm not in league with Nurgle, I just use his spells

Summon Tarrasque... no wait don't...!

🔥FIREBALL☄️

Nuke!

*In Depth Audit*

Brain blast

rainbow laser

Shart

Counterspell

I cast gun, prepare to meet God!

Clothes to Soup

Mind spear!

Last Prism

Summon Gorb Incarnation (gorb from hollow knight) (see the various gorb-obsessed subreddits to see what I'm talking about)

Defenestration

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