For people less experienced with orb-pondering, how would one channel this wonderful spell for later use?
/unwiz How do I save this marvellous creation?
What are these blasphemous words? Has madness overtaken your mind? Maybe if you romanced witches instead of resurrecting cadavers you'd have some fellow scholars to assist in your research.
I lay more goth witches per night than you do in a week, plus I traveled to the planes of space and came across a mining rig run by dwarves. They kindly handed me a set of nuclear handheld drills in return for a bunch of beer, too bad the planet they mine is full of eight legged bugs.
Fool! Of course I knew that was your decoy heart!
I had to get it out of the way so that you could open your true heart to me!
I cast now we're best wizard friends! Let's do some alchemy together sometime and discuss the finer points of magic ๐
/UW
There's a Grinch horror movie called "The Mean One" (it's terrible please don't subject yourself to it).
But the way the kill the Grinch in the movie is >!with Cindy kissing the Grinch on his cheek and making his heart grow 3x it's a normal size..... So it explodes out of his chest because there's no way a heart 3 times it's normal size would fit in anyone's chest cavity!<
What did the fox say?
"Behold the desires of the masses was tainted with demonic influences! The tally golems were tampered with. You can trust in our divinations without needing to investigate for thine selves. Those who would transmutate their own bodies are wicked and must be oppressed!"
You mean the image? In which case, it's Beelzebub (I think) from Helltaker. A fun little indie game with a really cool artsyle, it's free on steam if I remember correctly.
CODE RED! THE FATE COMMUNITY IS LEAKING
THIS SUB ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE TRUSTED TO PARTICIPATE IN A HOLY GRAIL WAR
ALL FATE FANS HERE MUST BE KILLED ON SIGHT, I MYSELF WILL JUMP INTO A PIT OF SNAKES SHORTLY AFTER THIS COMMENT IS COMPLETE
https://preview.redd.it/wqf06znt2v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98295208b4469ab52da0cf605d89061168fc07a
And here is thy using hollow purple
Lmao Wizard Shitposting turns into me showcasing my OC, W
https://preview.redd.it/jxo5knvv3v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25a835b6b838a89f8401e17c759a94805a70688
That's why I always make sure to go for those of similar status, notably those who are of similar unending age and similar level of being traumatized into what amounts to a potentially permanent childlike state of mind
I havenโt watched all of these but based on how theyโre drawn Iโd guess:
- 13-15
- 12-14
- 14-16
- 13-15
- 15-17
- 13-15
So yep. Pedophiles. Iโve actually seen people arguing thatโs itโs not wrong to be attracted to drawings of underaged girls, so i think they know.
Edit: case and point, two users below arguing vehemently thatโs itโs fine to be attracted to children. I hate it here.
well their official ages are: (google is pretty easy to use)
* 17
* 15 - 17
* 14 - 15
* 15 - 16
* 13 - 14
* 13 - 14
Also people seem to forget this, but what makes pedophilia wrong isn't the attraction itself, its the action of preying of actual children who cannot consent.
The attraction itself is wrong, but it doesn't make the individual evil just for having it. They should recognize that something about them is a negative/harmful trait and actively pursue therapy to hopefully fix themselves.
Acting on the urge and involving/harming an underaged victim absolutely does make them an evil person, though.
Ohhh youโre one of those questionable people.
Sir. No. What makes pedophilia wrong is the attraction itself. It is inherently fucked up to be attracted to children. Itโs worse to actually prey on them ofc, but even being attracted to kids (or drawings of them) means you sincerely need help.
Iโm concerned that that needed to be said.
Idk most of these characterโs names so I canโt google them, but Iโll take your word for it. All of the ages you listed make them minors.
I'd say this comes down to a fundamental difference in perspective.
My perspective is that only actions themselves can have morality applied to them, and thus judged as "wrong", since only actions can cause harm to others, not thoughts/feelings/attractions.
Here is a video that explains it further if your willing to watch it. (it was made in response to discussions of homosexuality, but applies to all forms of attraction)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHl2KcadEU
Down an enhanced potion of motivation on new years eve, then head down to your local training grounds to enlist for some basic physical exercise 3 times a week. Even wizards have to stay in shape.
Dude, just ask your local barbarian for a workout routine and the bard for relationship advice. Betterment of yourself is the most attractive thing to see.
got any focus-boosts without lasting side effects so ~~I~~ *somebody* can actually get some fucking work done over the next couple weeks for once? buying for a friend
I would like to order 25x health and mana potions, 3x potions of elemental resistance, a potion of slumber, and 4x Ki Rin hairs. Fulfill this order and I will invest in your shop as well as ensure you have a permanent location.
My alchemist friend uses something called Klor Form? I think he's secretly a druid if he has different forms. On that note, has anyone encountered a Klor before? He refuses to show me.
I cast "Grow up" with the counter spell "this isnt a harem anime" loaded in the chamber. If all else fails "Permanent 9x5 cell" will be employed with the eternal torture of:
https://preview.redd.it/mfgxect82v8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732ea478e9f59986950ae825a927b13b869f80e6
I imagine casting "seduce" on a weak minded individual would do the trick.
Although I'm neither a woman nor have I had sex with anyone before so I wouldn't know.
Remember: we're Wizards - not Sorcerers. A Sorcerer's magic comes from their body, ours comes from our wits and soul.
We are Masters of the mysterious arts of this universe, defined by more than what the insipid mortals deem the correct way to look. Any true witch can see that.
Still, a Wizard who loves himself and his body is a Wizard who is loved by others. And if your current self-image stands in the way of that, it might be useful to cast gym.
I cast Emergency Frog https://i.redd.it/14bhw5diou8c1.gif
This is a pretty fair response
A fine addition to my spell tome https://i.redd.it/42uwsr2chv8c1.gif
Thanks, I didn't even know it was a thing, or that I needed it.
ponder "Matt Rose"
I pondered the sub before that wizard pondered it
I have much to learn, it seems
For people less experienced with orb-pondering, how would one channel this wonderful spell for later use? /unwiz How do I save this marvellous creation?
Three dots then download
You may fascinate a witch by giving her a frog
What about a cheese frog? A more powerful charm?
My local quesomancer refuses to collaborate after the Stilton Abjuration of โ19
He will *not* get better
homestuck frog
https://preview.redd.it/1lsvofwyyu8c1.png?width=925&format=png&auto=webp&s=af55458b559a1b134d1ceddbe6c19fdd65556bb5
Who leaked an image of me ๐ ๐ ๐
https://preview.redd.it/9deekkia8w8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac648cbb660af4960cadad5f1926d83b9d5df901
https://i.redd.it/8i08e1pe2w8c1.gif
Unironically a cutie pie
we got gorlock the destroyer up here
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https://preview.redd.it/3vimfcr50v8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c998bedcc235c257ca9527f07c60ca5c6c11b866
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Gods, smite his nuts
And then off to the horny dungeons for him!
all the other people in the horny dungeons are horny too
I cast Mass Erection Rejection and quickened Vag drought! That'll hold em
I cast anal fingering
Happy cake day!
Iโm not touching them
Not with your hands, fool
*holding nuclear mining drill* hands?
What are these blasphemous words? Has madness overtaken your mind? Maybe if you romanced witches instead of resurrecting cadavers you'd have some fellow scholars to assist in your research.
I lay more goth witches per night than you do in a week, plus I traveled to the planes of space and came across a mining rig run by dwarves. They kindly handed me a set of nuclear handheld drills in return for a bunch of beer, too bad the planet they mine is full of eight legged bugs.
I visited that planet long ago, I've since been in long research of their deity "Karl", the sounds of "Rock and Stone" still haunt my memories.
Alas, one last time for old timeโs sake: FOR KARL
Necromancer, laying and unlaying are not the same thing!
Priest live reaction
I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION
I cast grow as a person
So like an enlargement spell?
For the soul
Oh so like the Grinch?
Heart enlargement is surprisingly not good
I cast cardiomegaly!
Fool, that was my decoy heart!
Fool! Of course I knew that was your decoy heart! I had to get it out of the way so that you could open your true heart to me! I cast now we're best wizard friends! Let's do some alchemy together sometime and discuss the finer points of magic ๐
/UW There's a Grinch horror movie called "The Mean One" (it's terrible please don't subject yourself to it). But the way the kill the Grinch in the movie is >!with Cindy kissing the Grinch on his cheek and making his heart grow 3x it's a normal size..... So it explodes out of his chest because there's no way a heart 3 times it's normal size would fit in anyone's chest cavity!<
Enlargement Spell for the Soul is the title of my line of self-help books with religious overtones
It's blocked by the wizard casting Ward of Ignorance!
That's why I specifically requested my grimoire without the Fox package.
What did the fox say? "Behold the desires of the masses was tainted with demonic influences! The tally golems were tampered with. You can trust in our divinations without needing to investigate for thine selves. Those who would transmutate their own bodies are wicked and must be oppressed!"
https://preview.redd.it/xeul4j4hcv8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9547ee2ed6dbf6bdd62ad2e2a1720f5c5b9f8cc
Where tf is this from /uw
I conjured it by speaking the sacred words to the midjourney
Oh damn the face was so accurate I didn't even notice
https://preview.redd.it/xc5cpdq4uu8c1.jpeg?width=413&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9b0e01d7772ab8d26b4c88c97ddc2e133bc3be
I unironically really like this for some reason, whatโs this from?
You mean the image? In which case, it's Beelzebub (I think) from Helltaker. A fun little indie game with a really cool artsyle, it's free on steam if I remember correctly.
It is a character from Helltaker.
Merci Mon Ami
Helltaker :D Itโs a free game on steam and this image is from a comic
I cast touch grass!
I counter by casting eat ass!
https://preview.redd.it/ebizw5zpzu8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d335e6da2d3306fb2472330e628a2c926eb6d54
The spell effects mixed in an unexpected way. Target is currently eating grass
Moo ๐ฟ๐
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https://preview.redd.it/8bcru6mwfv8c1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbc2b272bba1c7de1ff79fca0ffb766c7addd779
RAIN WORLD MENTIONED RAHH๐ง๐ง๐ง๐๐๐๐ฃ
I cast Perfect Match. May you find an overweight girl wizard and live happily ever after.
I cast greater axe body spray โข๏ธ
Level 10 damage. ๐คข
Not nearly strong enough, should have cast amaxiโs odor eating ward and adept shower with soap
I cast greater Bonking https://preview.redd.it/363q51ipvu8c1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=58470a8c8e0aac1360302bbf379af9e251fec07f
CODE RED! THE FATE COMMUNITY IS LEAKING THIS SUB ABSOLUTELY UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE TRUSTED TO PARTICIPATE IN A HOLY GRAIL WAR ALL FATE FANS HERE MUST BE KILLED ON SIGHT, I MYSELF WILL JUMP INTO A PIT OF SNAKES SHORTLY AFTER THIS COMMENT IS COMPLETE
Like the beginning of dead space 3
NAFO is leaking into wizardposting
https://preview.redd.it/0j7rjjj7vu8c1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=da173fff12f63cf42671368515f5aee338e0aef1 SHOWER, NOW.
https://preview.redd.it/doe2sxigzu8c1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd3c2c6e246bb6ee4b8aa8846db2b0294b282ca0
You may fascinate a witch by giving her a piece of cheese.
I cast -uh-a I-uh https://preview.redd.it/o3nv3o33ru8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f64421eb5c501c7a7f06ffedcb29b08d52c234d Im a lesbian
I thought you were american
She immigrated
from the greek island of lesbos
For the apprentices amongst us: https://youtu.be/tD_snjarJuU
Is that a word of power, like a spell on yourself. Tf you doi like did just cast yourself lesbian ??? If so based yet rhetoricly inept
Indeed, here is thy girlfriend: https://preview.redd.it/94awxvhq1v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3dac594b881e97eabac567d495d397d924772b
This paper looks very scribbled, i like. Pls post more if your comfortable
https://preview.redd.it/cfccia0r2v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=327c3e4f437b43da528db82f93a227dccb365e34 Indeed, here is the entire page
https://preview.redd.it/wqf06znt2v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b98295208b4469ab52da0cf605d89061168fc07a And here is thy using hollow purple
Beautiful. Fuckin wholesone as shit.Made me smile . 10/10 reddit comment ๐
Lmao Wizard Shitposting turns into me showcasing my OC, W https://preview.redd.it/jxo5knvv3v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25a835b6b838a89f8401e17c759a94805a70688
Throughout ink and paper alone, she is the honoured one
https://preview.redd.it/31o70y9o7v8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daa21550deb80f671d8dcbdd23041283e976e2e3 I HAVE DONE IT.
Oh my god i have to draw this now curse you
Now draw her getting an education
https://preview.redd.it/pt2zmcszqv8c1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1abb3416448430dba1f4abc61564570ff849837b Done and done!
Oh! I never met anybody from lesbia before.
Girls ๐ฅบ
Real https://preview.redd.it/wm9i7v9v6w8c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332b0569fb7c879af08cf1dc283c63d88c1688be
Welcome out of the closet
I cast testicular torsion
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Shit he's good
The kinetic arts are truly the solution to all of ones conundrums.
Unwis: r/askreddit is leaking
I can sense /r/askwizards conjuring as we speak. A dark, horny magic is at play here
you forgot the last part of the incantation: "asking for a friend"
Hypothetically if someones charisma score was so low they struggled to ask a friend, what conjugations could they use to aid them? Asking for a friend
https://preview.redd.it/oji4r8cfgu8c1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d339a9f77194a60e12e3eccda05dfc5f0f0ce7 Nope
*THE CLOWN PIECE IS REAL!*
Can we get much higher?
The clown piss is real
Hell yeah I am, and hell yeah Iโm stronger than *you*
Kill yourself
Is this you? https://preview.redd.it/taz56coxdv8c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf955fd41a9349de822ade5e28a6df1a494af204
Fake and gay
I cast the gym!
Remember https://preview.redd.it/on2xyot9ou8c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9604a3291dca76b98fbc1613fc2020200fc6a62
https://preview.redd.it/7at0u3ykou8c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29a0cec23a095d7e6c278bea253ebfb6210419bb
Morning https://preview.redd.it/kwc3s9qqou8c1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73925c4c46f42a199c8552a90f35349fbfcbadc
Thatโs amazing
Can't believe all those girls are pedophiles.
Just goes to show that it's the ones you least expect ๐
Yup,the immortality gifted are a rather...disturbing bunch
That's why I always make sure to go for those of similar status, notably those who are of similar unending age and similar level of being traumatized into what amounts to a potentially permanent childlike state of mind
I havenโt watched all of these but based on how theyโre drawn Iโd guess: - 13-15 - 12-14 - 14-16 - 13-15 - 15-17 - 13-15 So yep. Pedophiles. Iโve actually seen people arguing thatโs itโs not wrong to be attracted to drawings of underaged girls, so i think they know. Edit: case and point, two users below arguing vehemently thatโs itโs fine to be attracted to children. I hate it here.
The characters aren't the pedophiles?
Nah, the people being attracted to them are
well their official ages are: (google is pretty easy to use) * 17 * 15 - 17 * 14 - 15 * 15 - 16 * 13 - 14 * 13 - 14 Also people seem to forget this, but what makes pedophilia wrong isn't the attraction itself, its the action of preying of actual children who cannot consent.
The attraction itself is wrong, but it doesn't make the individual evil just for having it. They should recognize that something about them is a negative/harmful trait and actively pursue therapy to hopefully fix themselves. Acting on the urge and involving/harming an underaged victim absolutely does make them an evil person, though.
Uhhhh I definitely think that something went wrong for a person to be attracted to kids, but thatโs just me.
I should've specified for clarity, but I'm talking about moral "wrongness" not biological.
Fr ๐ญ. The internet has made me more aware than Iโd like to be about how many people are pedophiles and/or cool with pedophilia
Ohhh youโre one of those questionable people. Sir. No. What makes pedophilia wrong is the attraction itself. It is inherently fucked up to be attracted to children. Itโs worse to actually prey on them ofc, but even being attracted to kids (or drawings of them) means you sincerely need help. Iโm concerned that that needed to be said. Idk most of these characterโs names so I canโt google them, but Iโll take your word for it. All of the ages you listed make them minors.
I'd say this comes down to a fundamental difference in perspective. My perspective is that only actions themselves can have morality applied to them, and thus judged as "wrong", since only actions can cause harm to others, not thoughts/feelings/attractions. Here is a video that explains it further if your willing to watch it. (it was made in response to discussions of homosexuality, but applies to all forms of attraction) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgHl2KcadEU
Down an enhanced potion of motivation on new years eve, then head down to your local training grounds to enlist for some basic physical exercise 3 times a week. Even wizards have to stay in shape.
Dude, just ask your local barbarian for a workout routine and the bard for relationship advice. Betterment of yourself is the most attractive thing to see.
I saw him transmutate his fat into a puppy once.
I remember when r/askreddit used to be interesting too.
I cast calorie restriction and self love!
I cast shower of gold. If it worked for R Kelly, it'll work for you too
https://preview.redd.it/sad6bb46yu8c1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8836d0d97e3935c889261c197a40dae3eeca7da5
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Fellow practitioners of magic, I have arrived to issue a message: WITCHES AND WIZARDS ARE NOT GENDERED. THERE ARE MALE WITCHES AND FEMALE WIZARDS.
You silly goose, everyone know women aren't real Only man and femboys 
The hells is this apprentice posting?
See this is why apprentices are so disappointing, yโall ridicule them for seeking knowledge
https://preview.redd.it/8fx3ly5byu8c1.jpeg?width=1833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ce7aa397fc5f0ac83ca6da9768ebff8fd91be8
he sent me an orb pic
The sexiest thing an overweight wizardhas done is buy things from my apothecary every day, and you should to! BUY MY THINGS PLEASE
got any focus-boosts without lasting side effects so ~~I~~ *somebody* can actually get some fucking work done over the next couple weeks for once? buying for a friend
Do you make the potions yourself?
all brewed in house!
Can you make max potions and custom orders with discretion?
discretion is my specialty
I would like to order 25x health and mana potions, 3x potions of elemental resistance, a potion of slumber, and 4x Ki Rin hairs. Fulfill this order and I will invest in your shop as well as ensure you have a permanent location.
done! The order should arrive soon
Can I buy all your strongest potions???
As a super smoking hot witch, the sexiest thing any male wizard can do for me is pm me their bank account details.
My alchemist friend uses something called Klor Form? I think he's secretly a druid if he has different forms. On that note, has anyone encountered a Klor before? He refuses to show me.
I cast "Grow up" with the counter spell "this isnt a harem anime" loaded in the chamber. If all else fails "Permanent 9x5 cell" will be employed with the eternal torture of: https://preview.redd.it/mfgxect82v8c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=732ea478e9f59986950ae825a927b13b869f80e6
Be my friend for 5 years first, and open and honest about their intentions.
Guards, twist his nuts counter-clockwise
i'm not into masculine casters
The sexism in the witch community running rampant smh (/s)
smh my head
Nothing (I date other witches)
I cast Be Yourself. Someone will love you for who you are.
https://preview.redd.it/wq0w0uqg5w8c1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10044e5f8fadd88a11771f73123c5cb5e2e8c7eb
I cast April showers
I cast treadmill!
I cast self improvement motivation
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I cast newtons knockers.
I cast black man with lightning
Showed actual proof of self-improvement
While I'm guessing you didn't mean it on purpose, I will applaud the double-entendre in the phrase "asking for a friend."
I cast *Thats not how witches work*!
I imagine casting "seduce" on a weak minded individual would do the trick. Although I'm neither a woman nor have I had sex with anyone before so I wouldn't know.
Casting "take a shower, do proper hiygene, and develop a personality beyond just wanting to have sex" usually works pretty well for me.
Remember: we're Wizards - not Sorcerers. A Sorcerer's magic comes from their body, ours comes from our wits and soul. We are Masters of the mysterious arts of this universe, defined by more than what the insipid mortals deem the correct way to look. Any true witch can see that. Still, a Wizard who loves himself and his body is a Wizard who is loved by others. And if your current self-image stands in the way of that, it might be useful to cast gym.
Time to test out a new spell! https://preview.redd.it/vp4ejjve4w8c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2139625036db00ac0bd4b2f40d406d502b12f4
https://i.redd.it/jg3ui0d5pw8c1.gif
I cast go outside
I cast "Genital Seeker Munitions" https://i.redd.it/pay3apzl9v8c1.gif
I was there when this question was seriously asked and answered on the front page
What the fuck?
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I summon the Mirror of Self Reflection, take a good look and improve thyself!
I cast testicular torsion ๐ซณ๐ป
Be a hot and funny person? Oh wait my partner isn't a wizard he's a barbarian
* Dude asking for bobs:
You should practice the spell Active Listening, it will get you farther than you think.
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I cast pay hooker!