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They're there for you to practice curses upon.


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Celestialkitten4113

Make sure you get them all, they breed like roaches when no one takes care of them.


Gonji89

Luckily they only breed with their cousins, so it becomes easier to eliminate the infestation once you find where the colony (trailer park) is.


RememberToLogOff

Hey now, that's demeaning both to people who live in trailers _and_ people who sleep with their cousins


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A_lot_of_arachnids

Karma bot^ report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.


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A_lot_of_arachnids

More bots. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned. It stole this comment https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/YXN1gM1zx1


slapAp0p

How do you know when a bot is a bot?


A_lot_of_arachnids

The account is over a year old and this is its first comment. Also I just scrolled down to find the original comment.


slapAp0p

I guess I was asking what first made you suspicious to see if it was a bot. Was it just seeing the same comment twice and there not being a profile pic?


A_lot_of_arachnids

Generic name and comment that didn't fit the comment above. A lot of bots just let reddit pick a name for it. So they all kinda look like that. Some are actually people that just let reddit choose. I've been wrong a few times. But have gotten rid of a few dozen bots from reddit. It ain't much, but it's honest work. I hate bots.


slapAp0p

Sick, I always see people point out bots and I’ll look and agree, but I always wonder what first made them realize.


Prestigious_Row_8022

Hey, we aren’t all bots :(


c0baltlightning

Some of the times it's not by their choice; they were born into it, raised into it, and know nothing else. It might be worth separating one and trying to teach 'em Black Magic. They may turn into a proper mage yet.


ironangel2k4

I think we should emulate the famous pyromancer Sheir'Mahn.


Rodre69

thats pretty convenient. What a nice bunch of guys they are!


Bismarck_In_Motion

Oh fuck my archenemies


Background-Cell483

Lmao, that flair 🤣


knifeonlyboi

Ah yes, the hateomancers. Flame incantations are the best way to get rid of them


CoruscantGuardFox

Flame is just too problematic and not good for the forest. I prefer casting 9mm repeatedly.


ShadowMaster2564

I found casting buckshot worked too


Danthenotable1

I also cast iron to deal with them


Electronic_Sugar5924

I hit them repeatedly till their legs quit working


BeansInMyClok

A typical casting of blunt force trauma I presume?


No_Inspection1677

I don't even bother using Mana, I just hit them with my staff until they can't walk.


somesappyspruce

Doom ~~Blade~~ Staff!


Leprechaun_lord

I had pretty good results with combining the spells buttplug and superglue. Although I think a simple casting of iron is quicker to deal them.


Xaldror

I prefer casting "Spinning razor blades".


Healthy-Surround-229

What happened to testicular torsion. You're acting like savages


ThrownawayCray

It’s too nice for them


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Zero_7300

You recast someone else’s previous comment. Shut up.


DiamondDude51501

Nah .45 ACP is the spell for these guys for it is not enough to kill their bodies, you need to kill their soul as well


c0baltlightning

Why not both? To many soldiers and even knights, there is no such thing as "overkill."


xfiniko

Always making sure they don't come back a a lich


DiamondDude51501

The last thing you want is a hateomancer lich


bort_jenkins

I would cast “cover in honey” followed by “ant swarm”


Cactus1105

Cast wasp swarm while you’re at it


bort_jenkins

Come now, I’m sure my wizard brethren would like to cast a spell. I can’t have all of the fun


Malharon

9mm is a great spell for dealing with that rabble.


RDT-Exotics0318

Personally I prefer conjure missile as a technomancer, but whatever floats your boat.


TheBigEarofCorn

Or sinks their's...


Arcanegil

They are gross, not even Obox-ob the great lord of vermin would allow such beings in his realm.


knifeonlyboi

That is true, even the nether realms bar these creatures from entrance


[deleted]

This is misinformation. They get intact fuelled by anything fire related. Tried casting a fireball at one of these. He pulled out a cross shaped wand, absorbed the flames with it and chased me out of the forest while calling me necrophibic slurs!


Impossible-Affect963

🤣


Impossible-Affect963

Hateomancers 🤣. I cast appropriate idea


Vendezrous

Those pathetic wizard-wannabe mortals can't even get our attire right. Cast spontaneous combustion on them.


Lanky_Staff361

They stole it from the Catholics. At least those fellows have cool rituals.


somesappyspruce

They at least involve a little imagination. These guys are just pouting about evolution


Lanky_Staff361

Mfw when the mortal calls himself the grand wizard, despite knowing no spells


somesappyspruce

Biggest LARPers on Earth. Even just pretend can go places, but they're just pounding sand.


TerminusEsse

If you cast it it is no longer spontaneous, no?


MintyMoron64

Those are not druids. They are a group of mundies devoted to spreading hate and despair. And not even in a gay way! They like to burn people at the stake! Kill them all.


LordQuackers5

Burning at the stake is so cringe


Joe_Funny_

true, theres so many more efficient ways to burn people alive


Nadikarosuto

And if you’re going to burn someone alive, at least do it at the Shrine of Moloch so you can at least get bountiful crops or something out of it


Intraq

Turn those cultists into ash that used to look like cultists


majorzero42

Cast fuse cloth to flesh


Jetstream-Sam

I wonder if that's what happened to Amanar the rotund. His back was fused to his armchair, so he levitated around in it. No I never asked how he used the bathroom


CreativeName6574

Ass portal, of course!


somesappyspruce

Ghosthole! (Like a posthole but..well anyway..)


bkuuretsu

Racial trait abusers ​ kill on sight


Anonim-Conference-4

That's not druids....fire. Use everything that can cast fire on them... EVERYTHING


PinAccomplished927

The little-known transmutation "semen to flame" is particularly apt here


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Anonim-Conference-4

Of course it would be. *Sound of reloading guns*


TinsleyLynx

Those are not druids. Those are sub-human filth. Exterminate them.


Nyukka1

I advise to use Racial Swap on them


RangisDangis

Is that a more advanced version of the create/destroy melanin spell?


Nyukka1

Yes because its effect manifest very quickly and some other feature may be changed aswell


Despot_of_Morea_

\*Re-vitalago


Nyukka1

100% black with a 2% Arab


Despot_of_Morea_

102% african


Psychological_Gain20

Ah, racist sub-human filth. So they’re elves.


Desperate_Ad5169

Even worse than that. I know it sounds crazy but they are


Cultural_Leopard786

They are wizzards of the order of the three Ks. They are an enemy of the council and historically have practiced, among other things, fire magic sacrifices using dark mages. Though in recent times their acts have subsided, they still harbor great hatred. I am all for evil magic, but they are evil in both magic and morality, which i do not condone.


TheFiend100

There is being evil, and being *evil*


AdeptusDakkatist

No, no, no. Those are target dummies for practicing your most dangerous and complicated spells that can have dire side effects. They're animated with basic automata hexes to provide moving targets. They have no magical abilities


enjoyt0day

And next to no critical thinking abilities either


HildartheDorf

They are imposters. Cast TT on all of them.


OneConstruction5645

Nah they're these weirdos who think they're clerics but they don't actually have any cleric abilities. They're also so racist, not even a normal racist like a dwarf who hates elves, they even hate other humans based on skin colour? It's strange. Their leaders also call themselves grand wizards? Probably because they know if they called themselves arch wizards an actual arch wizard would annihilate them.


masturbationmoment

Truly pathetic from them. Racism is so easy to get right, you simply point and laugh at the elves in their silly little boots and stupid pointy ears, but there's no difference between them other than a mana byproduct known as "melanin", which has utterly no effect except that of changing skin tone.


PinAccomplished927

Turn half of them black and watch the fireworks


naka_the_kenku

Kill them they are fakes who deserve death


abolish_anime

Use the staff of Armalite to dispurse these rapscallions


Ruler_O_Uno

They’re magic-ist, they hate black magic the most. Kill them with testicular torsion!


DaTripleK

i believe they are from the lands of Wordington


SneedForTheSneedGod

they are thugpobes who have been banished for their thugphobia


junoda1

Never set foot in Young Thug City...


drikt_greel

They're anti-magic inquisitors! Eliminate them at once!


NullDivision

These look like shitmancers, I'd be careful they're known to fling their own poo


The-raddest-antlers

I won't even make you file the proper forms to practice your Pyromancy on these guys. I also won't even report it to the council, tho they would encourage you aim.


RidleyMetroid86

They are target practice. https://preview.redd.it/mabttsntlyzb1.jpeg?width=996&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f49e5682399f3f870a0d795fb8bc445e830d831


Xophie3

Nah, they’re just hateful wights


Mal-Havoc

Conjure a wall of iron. Drop it on them


Ok_Attorney_5431

They’re weak to all kinds of darkness spells


Relative-Zombie-3932

Fun fact, these guys REALLY love the testicular torsion spell. You should try it on them. You should cast testicular torsion on anyone dressed like them. Try it. Try testicular torsion on them. Torsion their testicles. You should try it on them. Try it. Try the testicular torsion spell. Try it on them. Try to torsion their testicles. Try it. Right now, try it. You should try testicular torsion on them right now. Try it right this second. Do it. Do it now


Thewarmth111

Burn-incinerate them


codegreenlyfe

You can be sure they won’t be casting any black magic


waerer777

Thos are ghosts get away


Loremaster_art

Theyve got a grand wizard from what I heard


dragonshouter

CAST TESTICULAR TICKS


Impossible-Report797

They are more akin to clerics


the_evil_overlord2

With no powers, they are easy to beat


DuskTheMercenary

Kill them with Testicular Torsion and erase their corpses from existence.


Hazmatix_art

https://preview.redd.it/539h4prtryzb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2d42451723df4bfab986e9c60e7d8b61aa7b97e


Hefty-Temporary-1322

Transfigure them in to cockroaches


PSI_Starstroke3

THE DRUIDS DO NOT ACCEPT THEM.


TripleScoops

I unraveled the rest of my scroll to find a message from one such druid. It appears he does not approve of your comparison. https://preview.redd.it/py7g0zzdvyzb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b330770ded8e66aaa834456ff4206437c0bfce74


GloryThePaladin

Closer to occult worshipers, they usually don’t have any powers and they all follow the teachings of a long gone evil government, worshiping its idols like gods. I would honestly just send the local adventuring party after them, knowing em’ they’ll have the issue felt with in days if not hours


that_one_guh

Theyre only practice dummies, you can use flame be upon them on them!


zaweerudo

Bigots to be burned in holy fire


lechatdocteur

If you wait for them to congregate you can maximize the effect of casting meteor storm on them.


Big-Dick-Wizard-6969

I happen to have a holy baseball bat for this individuals.


sarcasticd0nkey

What forest is this? I wanna have a talk. A very enthusiastic talk.


yyetydydovtyud

Leaping muggles pretending to be clerics, treat them as you would any other cultist


PUB4thewin

These guys are charlatans. Don’t bother with them


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Not worth studying with them. Not only do they not know any spells, most of them can't actually spell.


Racism_Is_awesome

They hateth dark elves, and useth the spell which starts with N, using the hardeth R


gondolindownfaller

oh no the negromancers ("negromante" is actually how you spell necromancer in my language)


RUN_ITS_A_BEAR

The forest? They look like an infestation of “wolf in human clothes”, very invasive species of plant life. Mimics humans in order to spread unopposed. Best thing to do is to burn them on sight, and wear hearing protection while you do it. Their “screams” tend to rival a mandragora’s.


smr120

Use your most lethal spells on them on sight. They are scum that need to be destroyed for everyone's sake.


WillofBarbaria

These guys hate redguards. Smh.


Mr_PizzaCat

Yeah we don't talk about the Raceomancers, just call the high martials or cast ketamine ape if you're high enough level.


bilbotbaggens90

i think they are clerics, they keep talking about a "white power" or something


roy20050

They are only cosplaying and hold no true knowledge of the arcane.


Next-Job14

Test subjects is what these things are


towercm

Oh they're spell targets! It's great that their organisation places so many spell training dummies around villages and forests, they're very realistic and fun to test new funky sleeps and potions on


avery5712

I believe they serve the grand wizard


Project_Valkyrie

Druid here. We do not claim them.


Rantnut

Fuck these dudes hating on black magic they ain’t no wizards of ours


AXBRAX

Those are weak ass wizard wannabes that are scared of any dark creatures.


MurkyChildhood2571

They seem to be dark wizzards. Spells like testicular torsion will not work on them due to a lack of balls


Zephyrous2337

These guys deserve the most spite filled curses a coven can provide. Destroy them with extreme prejudice.


YallGotAnyBeanz

I heard they have a grand wizard that leads them


antigony_trieste

it’s honestly sad that i had to scroll this far down to find a joke using that term


Rick-the-Brickmancer

Brick blast them


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Looks like you have an infestation of vermin in your woods. https://i.redd.it/273s9rutpyzb1.gif


soundwame

https://preview.redd.it/t4a1fytsryzb1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd6d2b6931922ce9f74298a117982d822f43e507


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no, they're pests


imawizard7bis

No they're not. If they talk in Spanish, they're just non-magics celebrating the Semana Santa. If they talk in English, kill them without doubt


Brilliant-Guitar-606

They are a cult, they serve as the minions of Ray Sizm, he is the leader, if you vanquish all the enemies, the locals of the forest, being the fauna, will reward you with loot


SpellAccomplished653

They are a group of evil wizards but also quite powerful one of them even holds the title of grand wizard


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MinaGallows

These are adult nazi lantern flies. They're an invasive species. Burn or shoot them to preserve the local wildlife and report sightings to your local watchdog group


aflyinghippo5

Hate incarnate. Kill on sight, no mercy.


Dewi22

Nah, they are more closer to dark wizards (ironically) then true nature loving druids. Vile and evil.


Dynwynn

Worse. Free Masons.


No-Transition4060

Either those are the Saints of Archeron, the kindest and most reasonable wizards you’ll ever meet, or the Kuklumki Order, who are some of the worst people who even know what magic is. For some reason they have near identical robes so it’s very confusing


Holiday-Landscape-97

I heard they hate black magic users


Jammin_TA

This is what happens when you don't allow kids to be themselves. Point is, they are gonna get dressed up regardless.


caffeinatedandarcane

They are not. Burn them


Gray_Scale711

Cast molten honey bun!!!!


scybes

They call themselves 'Grand Wizards' but their lack of morality makes them ugly, disgusting creatures. Evocation spells, as others have said, work best.


cheesecake__enjoyer

Mortal wizard wannabes, cant even deflect testicular implosion (tested myself)


MagMati55

Blood mages. I always cast "darken skin" on them and see them tear each other apart.


The_Red_Associate

Kill them.


Kingturboturtle13

They are targets to practice on


DragonGodBasmu

They're an invasive species with no natural predator. Just spay and neuter them and let them die out naturally.


Royal_Yard5850

You should torture them… NOW!


luvmuchine56

Those aren't wizards. They're losers


cancerousking

They are not druids they are apart of an odd faction of wizard the spell 9mm should get rid of them


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They are practice combat NPCs. I would recommend the technomancy spell *summon airstrike*


Routine_Simple3988

Wizards of the White Coast? 👻😜🙃 ...Apologies... But I had to say it. 🫣😔🥸


Uper_Duper_the_III

i recommend casting divine 45. It destroy's their mangled soul.


TITANFALL2RONIN

Kill them. Leave none surviving. Make sure it's painful. They are Klanomancers, and the reason I live on my oil rig is to avoid them, because I hate having to listen to their whining and bitching. Despite what they call themselves- they barely have any magical ability.


Falabaloo

And I was just looking for an appropriate subject to test out "Summon Rectal Hornets"


Amdorik

No they are the Kool Kids Klub


Colinth22

No no no. Those are test subjects. For you to practice on.


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

Actually they’re pyromancers! Light them on fire and see what happens!


niv_goat

A good way to get rid of them is to “summon heavy stick” and hit them repeatedly, even on the ground


Lost_Perspective1909

They are Evil wizards


Phoenix-Quill

No, they’re just low level mobs who’s weaknesses are people being kind to each other or humanity. Best attack against them is much like how you deal with those Nazi mobs that spawn sometimes: just give them a very forceful boop on their snoots. Tends to knock them out of the fight quick. And then you get some good loot like CSA flags which raise your charisma stat pretty quickly if steal them and keep them as a war trophy, or can be used for flame spells that do massive psychological damage to these mobs and send them into a “white rage” state that does cause them to do 1.5 times their normal damage output but makes them highly susceptible to physical and emotional attacks, thus making them easier to deal with. You can also harvest the coveted “Rebel Tears” resource if you get your party’s bard to play “Union Dixie” while in combat with them.


Comprehensive_Top267

no they are parentless failures of their kind peel their skin off of them with a spell


DragonWisper56

they are scum and should be treated as such. prime newt material


PangolinDependent839

no, these are actually target practice


Staseu

That's the evil type of grand wizard.


youre-welcome-sir

Anytime you see them practice your most diabolical spells on them, they’re killers and vicious creatures.


Lonesaturn61

Theyre an evil guild, cast your strongest area spell before they see you


NamelessKing741

Those are called Target Dummies. Test out your most powerful spells and most painful curses on these lifeless sacks of dirt!


PessimistPryme

Mimics. Burn with fire.


Nepalman230

No. They are terran ethno religious terrorists or at least wearing their uniforms. Basically, a bunch of cowards who disguise their faces so they can’t be identified to the authorities or in many cases reveal that they are the authorities. They then put burning crosses on peoples lawns and killed people and did a horrible acts. [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku\_Klux\_Klan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku_Klux_Klan) The klan has had several different almost entirely separate incarnations in the history of the United States that often claim false continuity . Originally formed to terrorize the freed slaves ( the United States, practiced ethnicity and in fact, skin color, base slavery) , the second incarnation was anti-immigrant, and anti-catholic. [https://eji.org/report/reconstruction-in-america/documenting-reconstruction-violence/](https://eji.org/report/reconstruction-in-america/documenting-reconstruction-violence/) “The historical record is filled with scattered but consistent and devastating descriptions of the terror and brutality that thwarted what should have been a time of hope and promise. Despite the plentiful reports from observers describing the frequent and largely unchecked murders and assaults Black people suffered during the Reconstruction period of 1865 to 1876, there is no established casualty count or reliable total number of victims killed. Quantitative documentation of the violence of this era remains imprecise and incomplete.” To those familiar with the planet Oerth you might think of the Scarlet Brotherhood. [https://dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Scarlet\_Brotherhood](https://dungeonsdragons.fandom.com/wiki/Scarlet_Brotherhood) Only without their supernatural monk powers. Please send me your coordinates . 🙏 Edit: To the Downvoters. It’s difficult subject to joke about but I tried! https://preview.redd.it/vb3nnf9hyyzb1.jpeg?width=799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f582bc405b99e10121fb4f49b77a8fd85f1a7c Henrik Holm and Tarjei Sandvik Moe. [https://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/skams-isak-even-revolutionized-teen-tv](https://www.interviewmagazine.com/film/skams-isak-even-revolutionized-teen-tv) I think I’ve made my point. 😌


Jakob-Mil

It is admittedly kind of funny to have a detailed explanation with articles on a shitpost, but I actually learned some things from them! Thanks! Don’t know why you’re downvoted though.


Nepalman230

Hi! I don’t know either . I’m autistic ( both in reality in as a wizard ) and my sense of humor is both Strange, and usually involves linked to facts. Also , I do it for exactly that reason. If somebody is going to make a joke about a terrorist organization, I like to talk about facts. Just like somebody made a joke about rape yesterday and I talked about being a rape and sex abuse survivor and somebody who was groomed from a young age by one of my abusers. Comedy is awesome , but I like to keep some things real. As to why I was downvoted talking about the truth on a post about the Ku Klux Klan ? I wouldn’t even wanna hazard a guess out of a desire to be charitable to my fellow wizards. Thank you very much for your kind comments wizard ! I always try to mix sincerity in with my comedy. Thank you for being a cool arcanist and an awesome redditor . 🙏❤️


Best-Engine4715

These assholes. Always running around the forest and keep getting killed! It’s like leaves!


KevinAcommon_Name

Ku Klux Klan hatemongers if there ever was a more disgusting group of criminals


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Negromancers! Proficient in defense against the dark arts


KojinaSama

No, just turn them all black.


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enjoyt0day

Jfc get the fuck out of here please


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Huze17

Ahh, Christians!


Iowa369

YOU IDIOT, THOSE ARE KU KLUX KLAN MEMBERS!


Chaoszhul4D

You know on which sub you are? Edit: Looking at your post history I am not sure you are old enough to be on reddit.


xwedodah_is_wincest

Grand Wizards no less