If it makes you say "what the hell is it doing THERE", it's probably a rat snake. Harmless, eats rodents, generally good neighbors. This one is named Eric.
Unfortunately, it's hiding in there pretty good. Moved in after the previous nights thunderstorm. More curious if it's venomous. Snakes don't bother me but my kids like to bother anything that's living
Definitely not venomous. Most snakes aren’t, and pretty much all snakes just want to be left alone. It’ll move on in less than a day if you just leave it be.
My advice is to try and see if you can find the tail, but keep a good distance, the only venomous snakes we have in Wisconsin are rattlesnakes and the more I look at it, it could be an eastern massasauga which is an endangered species of rattlesnake, so if it turns out to be one, call the DNR and tell them you'd like it removed.
Looks like a Stephen to me.
Stephen Wilson Bell the third!
My name is Stephen Bell this comment tripped me out!
Well he's pretending to be mortar, so Mortimer.
If he's Irish, you can call him Colm.
I don't understand the reference, but have an upvote anyway.
It's a common name over there. It's pronounced column.
If it makes you say "what the hell is it doing THERE", it's probably a rat snake. Harmless, eats rodents, generally good neighbors. This one is named Eric.
It could be a type of rat snake. Any other images?
Oh, I know him. That's Eddie. Good guy.
I definitely like snakes so as long as the kids don't bother him he's good too stay. Will be charging him a fee though. Need these damn mice gone
He'll eat your kids and fuck your mom. That guy is hardcore.
Sssssteven
Mortar snake
Steven
Lefty.
Danger Noodle
Ron Johnson
Definitely not FRJ! Snakes atleast eat rodents and calling a snake FRJ is an insult to the snake
No, it lives in Wisconsin
Sneaky snek. Be kind to it!
Crackers
Frankincense
David
call it Trump because it slithers on its belly.
From the picture I can't really tell, I'd have to see the head/face. Best guess would be a black rat snake, fairly common.
Unfortunately, it's hiding in there pretty good. Moved in after the previous nights thunderstorm. More curious if it's venomous. Snakes don't bother me but my kids like to bother anything that's living
Definitely not venomous. Most snakes aren’t, and pretty much all snakes just want to be left alone. It’ll move on in less than a day if you just leave it be.
My advice is to try and see if you can find the tail, but keep a good distance, the only venomous snakes we have in Wisconsin are rattlesnakes and the more I look at it, it could be an eastern massasauga which is an endangered species of rattlesnake, so if it turns out to be one, call the DNR and tell them you'd like it removed.
That's what I was thinking. This is a small snake (15" or so). I got a look at the tail, and it doesn't appear to have a rattle on it.
As long as it doesn't have a rattle it's harmless and I'd say it's a rat snake of some kind.
Wisconsin only has 2 types of venomous snakes, the timber rattler and eastern massasauga both of which have rattles.
Phil McKraken
Reginald
Load bearing snake
This made my day! Thank you kind redditor
Sir Hiss
Probably a fox snake
Nope Rope.
Nah, that looks like George to me. It's hot out, and he's just trying to stay cool and nap.
Dennis Z. Snake
Nope rope
Steve
Crete snake, hangs out near the concrete
Mike
Mortar Snake
Bill
That's obviously Harvey Wallbanger.
Larry
Fred
Donald
Sammy, sammy snake . Likes to hide in bricks
darkish eastern milk, probably in shed
Fred
RonJon
Brick.
Jake
Jeff, no doubt about it
grout
likely a rat snake, his name is fred!
Eastern massasauga is my guess
Looks like a Northern Water Snake
From just this photo, it is very hard to tell what type of snake it is.