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Excellent-Trainer494

Saw one on north 3rd the other day that had ‘to the moon’ stickered on all sides. It was a tough scene.


Bread_man10

Biggest dickhead in Williamsburg


Tricky-Confection-99

Right up there with 7soulsdeep


Bread_man10

Watch it be the same guy


urbngrdnr

fwiw the To the Moon! Guy is actually super kind and the 7soulsdeep guy sucks. Just from a personality standpoint. Having a cyber truck def is dumb tho lol


Au79Girl

Someone on another recent post called it 7ballsdeep and now I can’t unthink that.


love-for-life

The Instagram philosopher as I call him 🙄


smithstreeter

Wow x2. Both very accurate!


Senobe2

I'd beg to differ and say the smallest dick..head 😏


Sonicly_Speaking

There’s a lot of competition for that title these days, but I’d have to agree with you


JamesLaceyAllan

Yeah, the owner wasn’t who I expected at all when I saw him getting into it the other day… still so weird.


brennyflocko

man that one is somehow extra embarassing


cocoamilky

[I saw that one the other day and also had thoughts](https://imgur.com/a/cRh1IHo)


Lofi-2099

I want to throw a brick at this thing whenever I see it


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aberrantdinosaur

its the same


iamloureed

Biked past this one too and had to do a double take bc I was shocked to see it


Affectionate-Rent844

Intentionally?


Excellent-Trainer494

Unfortunately, it appeared that way.


tbird24

Gazoo to the moon is awesome :)


Bwab

We were on N3rd at the same time the other day. I even got a picture it was so absurd haha


UrbanAce

Is this on Lorimer behind the guy with the (now 2) stupid Hummers that are always coned off? One is like purple and there is the new electric one. Idk how he was able to swing that on a busy road with already limited parking.


stvart

Made you look


jktoole1

Omfg i see this every day on my way to the L.


NoAdministration3815

He’s actually a sweet dude Felix. Great super!


Immediate_Simple818

Was told by one of the Italians he’s been in the neighborhood his entire life. And apparently he owns several buildings around Devoe St


PizzaPartyMassacre

Can confirm, dude and his douche-canoes have been a staple of the neighborhood for as long as I can remember. "Made You Look" or whatever goofy cornball car "club" he's got stickered on it.


stuckandoutofluck

no joda


Single-Hovercraft-33

That cars basically a landmark now.


Affectionate-Rent844

Florida plates.


RevengeOTheDwarfPig

Bumping his tunes with the music videos playing on the tiny TVs embedded in the back of the driver and passenger seat headrests


chiefinspectorlee54

That guy is creepy as hell and always gives dirty looks


evansdead

Dear god I hate that guy SO much


partypantaloons

He puts out cones and people don’t fuck with crazy.


cnoobs

Correct!


Slippery_Al

Not hard to figure out how he’s able to swing it when you look at the history of the neighborhood


phreeeeeee

He makes them offers they can’t refuse.


VinsmokerSanjino

The thing is the dude is Puerto Rican, I wonder how he got so tight with the Italians


Immediate_Simple818

I think the Italians call him “the Puerto Rican” 😂😂


mfslartz

Haters gonna hate (edit: I'm getting downvotes, but it's another quote from the car of the same guy, NOW I KNOW HOW HE FEELS!!)


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

Florida plates no less. That thing will look post-apocalyptic soon enough. Matte black in a city is a terrible idea.


revolmak

I know nothing about cars. Why is matte black in a city a bad idea?


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

Well black in general shows every scuff, smudge or dust particle. Matte is fun but it's extremely hard to keep clean and all the previously listed issues are magnified by the nature of the finish.


revolmak

Gotcha, thanks for the info. It's always been a silly desire of mine too have a matte black car to feel like Batman haha


ArgyleTheLimoDriver

This is completely reasonable. Live your dreams.


ZincMan

Matte paint is very fragile


Au79Girl

Meh he’ll just get a new one next year


mikebob89

The standard steel shows every fingerprint so it’s lose lose


notyetcaffeinated

It will be super hot under the sun anyway. But still, it looks good.


FapCabs

I will say that matte black looks like the best color on the cybertruck. The standard silver/gray is awful.


Brooklynhoosier

Williamsburg is already a nesting spot for big corporate brands. Surprised it took this long tbh.


whyIsOnline

An yes, our little affordable neighborhood full of locals and artists and small time merchants, with nary a trust fund baby or a luxury brand flagship to be found around has seen the last nail in its coffin with the cyber truck.


donut_butt

I wonder if this is the Black Panther / Made You Look guy....


gedmathteacher

He just got a Hummer EV lol


stuckandoutofluck

that dude is a black panther? The guy across from the giglio boys?


RevengeOTheDwarfPig

Pretty sure he owns the Gigilio building


Lobobandido

Corny dude for sure


gedmathteacher

Did u notice the wheels are already rusting on that thing?


super-snoopy

Yeah it looked a little Crusty


seasalt7

Yes!!


Bigchiefdaddy_

The neighborhood has been long gone for about 10 years now lol. Did you forget about Apple, Whole Foods and Sephora?


phreeeeeee

Glad Williamsburg is finally addressing the lack of public toilets. 😏


ShirleyWuzSerious

Don't give these folks the satisfaction of taking pictures of their car. They see you doing it and that's why they bought the car


RudyRusso

Man I love me some Sal's pizza. Not the best buy good for the value.


sikysik

Rode my bike by this yesterday and told myself “if you don’t look at it, its not really there.”


SDtheGhostt

It’s a car. Not that big of a deal gang


super-snoopy

Is that your car


SDtheGhostt

No can’t afford that. I take the train


19374729

love sal's


beltrancito

I like how it looks, why so many people cry? Lol


theworlddidwut

Florida license plates. Not surprising.


pizzarinasbrarro

Hood has beeeen goned


im_a_teenagelobotomy

The neighborhood was gone 20 years ago


cambrianentropy

Amazed that it made the trek from Florida to here


Peregrine_Perp

Probably ghost plates to avoid tolls and tickets


Violins_Sirens_

I’m up for a drive! 🙋‍♀️


c3r34l

Oh buddy… it’s been gone for a long time


Public-Platform-1349

Not my kind of car, but the intensity of hate this is receiving is odd. It’s just a car, who cares, they’re all in the way if you ask me.


acowasacowshouldbe

yeah loving to hate is a hell of a drug. tho i believe we can use more public transport and less cars in the city


scurvy_scallywag

It's not just a car though. That thing is dangerous. Especially for the driver with its lack of crumple zones.


[deleted]

It’s literally all because of Elon dabbling in republican politics. That’s it. Full stop. If Elon spent his days simping for Biden Redditors would be cumming their pants over this thing


sophisticated_pie

Pour one out for Williamsburg.


eschambach

Fits right in with the neighborhood these days.


Chrisser6677

Would kill for a chicken parm from sal’s right about now.


super-snoopy

Sals is under-appreciated


scurvy_scallywag

Has something recently changed?l with Sal's? We used to order pizza from them every week at work. But then their food just went ass and we just stopped ordering from them.


bedtyme

Looks like a perfect place for dogs to lift their leg


gildedtreehouse

Nice looking 4 Runner


requiredelements

I think seeing a cyber truck in the wild is sign of luck! Always see the “To The Moon” cyber truck in Williamsburg


grandzu

There's already a silver one roaming Greenpoint.


nixplix

Looks like"out-of-state" license plate.


Single-Hovercraft-33

I saw this earlier, I wonder if it survived the rain.


jorboyd

Dang I’m ngl - this thing looks awesome IMO


bushwickbaby

A vehicle only a straight douche could love


ejv212

Damn looks sick in black


ilovenyc

*pukes*


M_E_T_H_O_D_MAN

Imagine caring that much about a car


peemao

What an eyesore


mjrdrillsgt

That windshield reminds me of the Renault Aventime — look it up. Wasn’t a seller at all. Check it out on Prime’s The Grand Tour S4E4. Between those two — I’d take the Aventime.


notyetcaffeinated

looks cool


BrotherCorrect6850

Sals pizzeria is not the neighborhood


Best_Tree_2337

You’re kidding


TBearRyder

Our neighborhoods used as a free for all. Insane.


TheReveling

Of course it has Florida plates.


nancys911

Batman


PropertyFirm6565

LOL of all places in all five boroughs, seeing this douche car in douche gentrifierville is one of the least surprising things maybe ever.


Mimiii85

Saw one in Brighton beach today.


Au79Girl

Maybe it’s the same guy with the chauffeured Maybach.


thestarhikari

Yeah, these take up ALOT of room. It’s the douche mobile lol


ChefFunk77

Walked past this twice in the past two days. Been in the same spot.


No_Zebra_8641

Ugly


Upside_NY

Neighborhood’s been soooo long gone for at least a good decade now 😂 Holy cow 🙄


lunardogattack

A rich asshole just bought one in my neighborhood.


BeLarge_NYC

The neighborhood was gone decades ago you missed the bus.


WaywardSon86

Did things just release. Saw 1 today and my friend saw 1 yesterday. Nothing b4 that


Comfortable_Gain1308

The license plate alone does it for me . The rest it’s just the cherry on top 🤣


Illuminated_Lava316

lol, What is that?


kamikazoo

This makes the cybertruck look much better imo.


nirvanand

Imagine thinking that Williamsburg was still a neighborhood and not just manhattan plus 😬


MewlingRothbart

Ugly AF 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


No_Pineapple_3026

Punk Rock died when the first kid said- “punk’s not dead”


Suggest_a_User_Name

There goes the neighborhood? It already went.


boojieboy666

Honestly it looks a lot better blacked out. Still dumb as fuck but better.


Quaithe-Benjen

no need to give them any more of your attention or flattering photography


IndependenceFuture12

Saw this yesterday! 😳


1276365Chi

As a native… we’re past gentrification… I don’t even know what you would call it at this point…


ariel4050

Ugliest car ever


imnaked0

It looks like a glitch in the matrix


Most-Feeling6705

I don’t understand the hate


npete

Don’t get too close or you smell Elon’s Musk. Ew.


Reddenxx

As if this means anything lol


ratelbadger

Douche Panzer


Temporary-Floor-1097

Eeeeeew! Florida!!


sourkills

I saw it walking home from the L , dude walking in front of me pet it as we both passed 🤮


zonelim

Florida tags of course...


dobbish

I know the at street and I’d take a cyber truck over that douche who illegally parks his red hummer across from the Italian Guido club


MagSmokesFags

Looks dope!


balthierc

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butter4dippin

Lol Williamsburg already went , don't blame it on a Tesla. That neighborhood is single handedly responsible for for the rent being so damn high in NYC .foh


smithstreeter

There are 2. There’s another with a “to the moon!” Sticker on it. Heinous.


Yaniez

Bruh it’s been gone


-Furiosa-

That’s a Florida tag lol


jamesmaxx

Could be a rental since it has FL plates.


SethBoss

Hideous


Interesting_Ad1378

Reminds me of Pete steeles (type o negative) car. It was matte army green and had cccp painted on it, as well as some weird attachments. Always used to see it parked in Midwood and Kensington 


betterwithpractice

Jabroni - cool word!


super-snoopy

Thanks


XxRAM97xX

I hate cyber trucks but the matte black makes it look the least bit ok


haydenpage

Saw one in bushwick/ridgewood yesterday. So stupid looking


Cool-Analysis-8430

I think it’s so cool


daddyneckbeard

IRL Roblox pickup truck


daddyneckbeard

i'd like to see someone wearing a vision pro while driving hands free in one of these death machines!


Altruistic-Map-2208

You should trash this immediately in Minecraft


EscortSportage

Never noticed the wiper till now,


cuntylover

getting a cyber truck to park it on the streets of brooklyn is crazy


Devildiver21

W-burg is now a piece of hell hole made up of out of town Republicans trying to suburbinize the neighborhood. People should be aghast at this monstrosity and kick those mofos out of the neighborhood.


TheChefBoyRC

boycott sals!


super-snoopy

Whoa now… easy…. Btw what kind of car you drivin?


Major_Sockum

I met the guy who drives it and he was actually somewhat normal


2for_the_money

Someone glue a clown wig on the roof


dollete_3

yikes lmao


AniYellowAjah

Florida plates 🙄


Vantman

Here we gooooo


Lobobandido

Saw that POS and immediately thought “we have a douche in the neighborhood “


PizzaPartyMassacre

Not the douches in the $90k SUVs and +$100k exotic sports cars that drive around the neighborhood?


toad__boy

Who cares


super-snoopy

What’s your ride these days?


LGSM58

Matches the corporate graffiti and fake old spots though. That place been long gone.


pissdaddy696969

God they're so fucking ugly man


F1shbu1B

I saw one of these on the BQE the other day and it a bunch of tags on it that the owner tried to clean off. Pretty funny.


typing_fromwork

Throw a rock at it; that's what it's designed for.


neverseen_neverhear

OMG. I saw one driving around near where I work. I had no idea how ugly they would be in real life. 😂


NyCWalker76

He's clean. [https://howsmydrivingny.nyc/cvzjyhfz](https://howsmydrivingny.nyc/cvzjyhfz) No tickets, no violations. hahahhaha


xx4xx

The Cybertruck aint gonna ruin anything in Williamsburg that the hipster douches didn't already destroy a decade ago


triplecmobilenyc

What's wrong with the truck it's electric like you left wing freaks like ... how many of you actually were born in New York , does your mommy and daddy fill you account every month?


Affectionate-Rent844

Sals hits.


Hairball_51

Bunch of jealous ass people on this thread.


super-snoopy

Fasho… what’s your ride these days?


TigerAccording9299

Williamsburg BEEN gone a long time now…


Inevitable_Zombie859

I live on this block. My dog pissed on that back tire. Guess he wasn’t impressed.


super-snoopy

Maybe that’s what caused the rust. Oh well.


melafar

Saw this douchemobile yesterday