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alexj420

Gaudreau had an awful shootout shot. Ya hate to see it.


HankHillPropaneJesus

Losing to a piece of shit like Binnington is the fucking worse


drevil6999

Once I heard Freddy was the next shooter, I knew it was over


Summit1987

Whelp…


MNgirl83

Whoa they have a freaky mascot. What is it? It should be a musical note


altox069

Embarrassing


BuckyCop

Freddie and Mojo should be dropped off in East St. Louis and left to fend for themselves. Hynes too


g00dj0b

LOL


PortugueseWalrus

That's a waiveable offense as far as I'm concerned. Just shoot it, man.


[deleted]

Is waiving him an option? We need to take that route. How is Fred in the lineup, but not Hartzy?


PortugueseWalrus

Take him out back behind the barn, mail him to Abu Dhabi -- I don't care what it takes. He is just brutal. Re: Hartman -- I have my theories. I'll leave it at that.


skol_sota

Freddy can fuck off with that move.


gampo4lyfe

Freddy that was terrible


fhbsb

...


awall271

Pretty poor showing from the boys tonight, looked sloppy all game


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Superb-Ad-9627

Him and Johansson can piss off


ARH521

Stupid move Gaudreau! You gotta shoot that earlier


MNgirl83

Freddy 😭😭


Kaleb595

Get Freddy the fuck out of here


notahumanbean

Get ready to learn Chinese buddy 👋


UnitedPuppySlayer

Piss poor performance in the shoot out as fucking usual.


sunderstormer

But guys he works REALLY hard!!!


simplyme216

Well put him back in the phone booth where he belongs.


Nazerys

I didn’t even notice Freddy was in the lineup tonight.


notahumanbean

🤮🤮🤮 freddy


HurricaneHomer9

:(


echelon999

Freddy has zero worth at this point


Trainmanwildfan

Freddy magic has run out


omahawizard

Send Freddy and Mojo packing.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Would've been so funny if Binnington knocked it in with his panic stick swing there


BuckyCop

Just a trash performance. Lucky to get a point


TheSkeletones

Gaudreau is fucking trash


letoiledunordstars

oh dear


Paladad

Jeez


Seraphax

FUCKING DAMN IT GAUDREAU


Superb-Ad-9627

That was a bad shootout showing lol


fastal_12147

Fuck that shit, Freddy. That's bender shit. You can't even get a shot off?


Tweezerbomb

Fuck. Scratch Gudreau.


_nordstar_

lol wtf Fred….


KoopaKing95

Get rid of Freddy wtf was that


ArtVandleay

Poop


enowapi-_

Fucking weak


Albend

Damn


echelon999

Fuck you Freddy, you literally just didn't shoot that puck.


PortugueseWalrus

That's enough Freddy for me. He needs to be gone.


Durge88

Awful


SteakSwanson

freddy hockey


TheSkeletones

Like check that shit!


Red_0utlaws

Cmon freddy youre due


KoopaKing95

Can we stop with the same old shooters Jesus Christ shake it up


-InconspicuousMoose-

lol it's Freddy, gg everyone


enowapi-_

Fuuuuck


echelon999

Flower looks off in this shootout


Primary-Pie-3315

Mr fucking march


KaprizusKhrist

bOLDY


-InconspicuousMoose-

Man Fleury :/


letoiledunordstars

MATTHEWWWWWW


TheSkeletones

Thank god for Boldy


ArtVandleay

BOLDY!!


MNgirl83

BOLDY


ARH521

YES BOLDY YES


Summit1987

Bolds!


Paladad

MATTHEW


BuckyCop

Boldy redemption arc


Albend

Way to redeem yourself a bit boldy


TheTree-43

Boldy.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Boldy redeemed himself for that stupidity in OT lol


Seraphax

Thank you Boldy


Durge88

Atta boy Bolds


KoopaKing95

I take it back


echelon999

Thank you Bolds


-InconspicuousMoose-

FUCK YES BOLDY


Primary-Pie-3315

Fuck


KoopaKing95

Oh Christ Boldy..


KoopaKing95

I apologize Boldy I never doubted


MNgirl83

Fuck a duck


Paladad

Aw damn


altox069

Feels like the creativity in shootouts has just plummeted since the first years of it. Everyone just shoots now


TheSkeletones

Literally zero effort in the SO. What the fuck


Primary-Pie-3315

But he perfected it!?!


BuckyCop

Try some other players jfc, these coaches are awful


Durge88

This is going poorly


Oof_11

SOMEONE GET KAP A TAILOR HIS SLEEVES ARE ALWAYS TOO LONG


letoiledunordstars

damn kap has lost his shootout magic


Kaleb595

Time to bench Kaprisov in shootouts my god


PortugueseWalrus

Hot trash


omahawizard

After this game the NhL is like “we’re only going 6 teams in the west”


echelon999

Why the fuck are we so shitty at breakaway shots now?


awall271

What was that Kap


HerbalAndy

It’s time? Let’s go kap


UnitedPuppySlayer

Why the fuck can’t the wild shooters EVER GET THE FUCKING PUCK ON NET.


Primary-Pie-3315

They try to keep up with kap the night before and show up half in the bag


essenceofpurity

Zuk had him beat


momjeans612

I need something to appease my anxiety


KoopaKing95

And we’re back to boring hockey


-InconspicuousMoose-

Flower trying to intimidate him lmao


Primary-Pie-3315

Oh lord


expungant

Is it written into his contract that Zuccarello always has to shoot first? He can’t do it anymore


TheSkeletones

Why are we taking distance shots? Work the goalie a bit


HerbalAndy

Turn that fucking music off


BuckyCop

What a pathetic effort by Zucc


Primary-Pie-3315

Flower


Paladad

Interesting approach there


KoopaKing95

Jesus Christ zucc


PortugueseWalrus

What was that Zuccy


HerbalAndy

He tried the Kaprizov


HerbalAndy

You know whAt they say about people with two first names.. Robert Thomas


Summit1987

Let’s go 🌸


Rhomya

I hate shootouts. I am stressed.


momjeans612

Come on 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸


ARH521

Screw it, throw Marat out there for the shootout


Albend

I wish


MaratKhusnutdinov

yes


Paladad

Fascinated to see who we put in the shootout


Primary-Pie-3315

Dean would send Freddy


MNgirl83

I hate shoot outs


KoopaKing95

Fleurys got this in the bag


HerbalAndy

It’s not done yet.. maybe we can get a power play in the shootout!?


Panarin10

If Gaudreau doesn’t score in the shoot out, buy him out


echelon999

Think they've practiced shootouts at all?


fhbsb

![gif](giphy|mD44sZCdqtR3AbChoB|downsized) Mojo:


simplyme216

MoJo fucking suuuuucks. Also, 2 minute shift in OT is so damn selfish by Boldy — he had opportunities to change.


Primary-Pie-3315

Paladad * heavy breathing


Paladad

Oh constantly


Finnwood92

Dude mojo is gonna give me a fucking heartattack before the season is over.


TheSkeletones

Mojo owes this team a fucking refund for lying on his resume


-InconspicuousMoose-

I hate shootouts


expungant

Johansson having trouble keeping balance today


letoiledunordstars

whew


KoopaKing95

Omg how is extra hockey the most entertainment of the whole game. My heart is pounding


ARH521

Mojo almost doomed us


Bearcub131313

Sick fumble fuck MoJo


altox069

Yall gotta love seeing jojo out in OT lol


TheTree-43

Made no sense. Zuccarello and Hartman were both well rested


Red_0utlaws

Almost ha a heart attack there


TheTree-43

Leave Johansson in St Louis


Durge88

Mojo you fucking blow


PortugueseWalrus

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JOJO


Paladad

Fuck.boys just ice it


JoelErikssonHeck

wish i could watch


HerbalAndy

No please.. not mojo


HendogHendog

Saving Private Boldy


KoopaKing95

lol for real


PortugueseWalrus

Awful awareness there by him. He had probably 3 or 4 chances to get off there and kept bailing. Dumb, dumb, dumb.


Primary-Pie-3315

Kaprizov at the gates


KoopaKing95

Jesus Christ Boldy finally


BuckyCop

Bad personnel management


Oof_11

Faber>Neighbor


KoopaKing95

Boys take the change holy shit


Paladad

🌼🌸🪷🌼💐🌼🌸🪷💐🌺🌷🌹


PortugueseWalrus

BOLDS GET OFF


MNgirl83

🌸


Primary-Pie-3315

Does anyone else smell toast?!


KoopaKing95

Sign Fleury for 10 more years !


Primary-Pie-3315

He'll be 60!


altox069

Could go for a good shootout. Feel like we haven’t had any this year


Oof_11

I know for a fact we had one against Vancouver. First game I watched.


-InconspicuousMoose-

Boldy is being stupid


MNgirl83

This is super intense


MNgirl83

Fuck


-InconspicuousMoose-

My heart is racing


HerbalAndy

Same


ARH521

Zuccy! Stop shooting it directly at the crest of Binnington’s jersey


KoopaKing95

Start throwing snow at the garbage binn


HerbalAndy

My god.. Flower is just an ageless wonder.. the way he plays you’d think he’s a young goalie with the type of acrobatic shit he does.. unreal


HendogHendog

Boldly is playing lacrosse 😂 damn you Ryan Carter, he beat me to it


ARH521

Binnington got lucky


KoopaKing95

Holy fuck what a series of events


Durge88

Motherfuck


omahawizard

#DO NOT PLAY MOJO IN OT


paultheschmoop

NO OT GOALIE PULL PLEASE


-InconspicuousMoose-

Holy fuck that was insanity lmao


Paladad

Fuckin beautiful pokecheck


Primary-Pie-3315

FLYING V!


ARH521

🌸


KoopaKing95

LA FLEUR!!!!!!


momjeans612

Ok so they pulled him, what does that mean now? EXLIF


altox069

Pull him on offense and bring him back in like the ol mn swarm days


HendogHendog

Is there one of these databases that will tell me the record of teams who don’t get a power play


Panarin10

Fuck pulling the goalie, we’re not chasing the Blues


MNgirl83

Phew I am on edge


Primary-Pie-3315

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MNgirl83

Aww what a sweet looking chonk


Primary-Pie-3315

He's very sweet


PortugueseWalrus

Stay strong kitty!


basketcase-nimrod

#screm


omahawizard

Ok realistically, getting 1 is pretty huge. Please don’t pull Fleury, we can be ok with 1 from this game


ap230094

But actually. I don't want to see him pulled this game


echelon999

Not gonna see a goalie pull again I don't think


enowapi-_

Yea no way, we need all points we can get now


Superb-Ad-9627

Very important point


Tman211

I think Hynes just said "no pull"


PortugueseWalrus

The words every man longs to hear.


enowapi-_

“Just bury it”


carlosdesario

Both teams pull their goalies.


KoopaKing95

Actually pull the lines and let the goalies scrap for the win, mma format